Chapter 150: Sometimes it's quite helpless to record a show alone

After the roles are divided, each group enters the preparation process.

Shi Nian has a clear understanding of her acting skills, so she didn't plan to meddle at all, let the contestants rehearse freely, and just call her if necessary.

But as soon as her ass was on the stool, she couldn't sit still, and couldn't help but come forward and point:

"Xiao Shi, your face is so pale and your expression is so flustered, do you have anything on your mind?"

Xiao Shi licked his lips, and his voice was dry: "I'm nervous." ”

Shi Nian patted her on the shoulder and comforted:

"Don't be nervous, I calculated a hexagram just now, and the hexagram shows that we have good luck."

Xiao Shi swallowed his saliva and glanced at her suspiciously, obviously not believing this baseless statement.

"Don't believe it, do you? If you don't believe me, I'll show you the proof. ”

Shi Nian turned on the phone, buried her head in pulling for a while, and finally slammed the screen in front of her:

"Well, you see."

Xiao Shiyi lowered his head, and what caught his eye was a speechless emoji of the Buddha.

The drooping eyelids, the subtle curvature of the corners of the mouth, the mocking effect is full.

Xiao Shi felt that an arrow had been shot in his heart, and his face turned whiter.

Shi Nian saw that her face was wrong, glanced at it, and hurriedly swiped the screen to flip out the next picture, and added awkwardly and politely:

"Mistaken, come again."

Xiao Shi bowed his head again, and this time what appeared on the screen was a picture of the Buddha laughing.

"You see how happy the Buddha is smiling when he sees your performance."

“……”

It felt more like a mockery.

But being so troubled by her, I really didn't feel so nervous.

The preparation continued, in order to alleviate the anxiety of the friends, this time Shi Nian was no longer silent and actively participated in the performance:

"Your eyes are wrong, how can the queen look at people with straight eyes? You're going to use your spare light...... Come, look at me. ”

She raised her chin, swept the hip-hop brother coldly, and mocked:

"What grade are you worthy of performing on the same stage as me?"

The hip-hop brother's eyes burst into light, and his face was full of admiration:

"Wow! Sister Nian, you can! ”

Shi Nian raised his hand and brushed the side of his face, and hummed proudly:

"Of course, I entered the entertainment industry with this face, can I?"

Hip Hop Guy: "......"

He is clearly talking about acting...... Forget it, it's good that the tutor is happy.

After Shi Nian's guidance, Xiao Shi successfully learned how to play a beautiful crazy woman, the specific effect is unknown, anyway, crazy is quite crazy.

Then there's Snow White of Little Twelve.

Xiao Twelve's acting skills are good, his eyes, movements, and lines are all in place, but his aura is a little weaker.

Shi Nian kept brainwashing beside her:

"Be confident, you're the most beautiful woman in the world! You are Nuwa Niangniang's show-off skills! It is the highest peak of Everest! Know the Pacific Ocean? That's my drooling for you! ”

It's greasy, but it works great.

successfully brought the little twelve out of a noble and glamorous princess temperament.

As for Little Eleven...... usually speaks quite normally, but when I put on a costume, my tongue is hot, and I croak, and the smell of mutton skewers is overwhelming.

Shi Nian tried to correct it, but it had no effect, so he had no choice but to compromise:

"Forget it, so be it, a prince from the West, it is understandable to speak with an accent."

After stumbling through the play, Shi Nian did not relax, holding the script and memorizing the lines attentively.

The role of the magic mirror does not have high requirements for acting skills, but there are many thieves in the lines, and the mouth is more broken than the old woman who loves to gossip at the entrance of the village, and she really can't memorize it without a little effort.

Shi Nian scolded his father behind his back, it's really hard to make money and, and he won't come next time.

Unless the director is willing to give her another price.

In this way, I memorized the lines for 20 minutes, and the preparation session ended, and when it was time for each group to perform, the order of the performances was determined by drawing lots.

Gotta be honest about the show.

The first short film is "The Concubine Wants to Accuse Concubine Xi of Adultery" created by Xie Ning.

The plot is full of high-burning, denunciation, quarrels, and tearing...... The three women tore out the momentum of thousands of troops.

At the end of the short film, the emperor played by Xie Ning was accidentally pushed down by Concubine Xi when he was pulling a rack, and the back of his head hit the corner of the table to receive a box lunch.

At the end of the performance, the mentor commented, the first few searched the stomach and used all the words that could be praised, and when it was their turn, they had nothing to say, but it didn't matter, it didn't bother her:

"Good! Although this sentence is only a short word, it aptly expresses my excitement! The plot is very good, the melon concubine is good, the concubine Xi pushes well, the queen supports well, the lily Dafa is good, except for the emperor, everything is fine! ”

[Gua Concubine: Cui Mouth, Break Her Fruit! ] 】

[Why do you want to be in addition to the emperor, Teacher Xie doesn't deserve your praise? 】

[There are four kinds of love in this world, family affection, love and friendship, and sluts are hypocritical. Who do people want to praise, and it has a dime to do with you? 】

The second short film, Xu Sheng and her team members participated in "Ou Haochen, I declare you".

Xu Sheng plays the role of Chi Zaozao, who likes Ou Haochen, and everything started normally until Ou Haochen crossed the road and wanted to hug Chi Zaozao-

A car sped by, directly creating Ou Haochen into a beautiful paradise, a man in a suit got out of the car, and domineeringly grabbed Chi Zaozao's hand and said:

"Woman, now you're mine."

Chi gave him a backhand slap early:

"Do you think I'm going to give in by doing that? No, I'll only hate you more! ”

At this time, a woman suddenly broke over and slapped Chi early:

"Dare to hit my son? Don't be spicy! ”

……

After watching the performance, Shi Nian's expression was complicated:

"Sometimes it's quite helpless for a person to come out to record a show, your performance is too trendy, the lines are trendy, the performance is trendy, and the people are also trendy, and I am suffering from rheumatism."

[Sometimes it's quite helpless to go online alone, and I don't know how to watch TV series normally after watching this show. 】

[Help, where did the screenwriter of this show come from? The wall doesn't support me, so I obey her brain circuit. 】

[I'm willing to pay a dollar to ask this screenwriter to come out and write a normal script, the current drama is too ugly, it's either a remake of a classic, or a remake of a novel, I'm really numb. 】

In the third short film, Mr. Zhang took Lao 6 and the other two younger brothers to play the Monkey King three dozen white bone spirits.

The little brother of 1.8 meters played the Monkey King, and the old 6 played the delicate little village girl, at the beginning of the story, the Monkey King fought monsters normally, once or twice...... Six times seven times......

Fighting, a monkey and a white bone played out their feelings, but the monkey bones were different, and the two were destined to not be able to achieve positive results, so they could only say goodbye with tears.

Except that Wukong and the village girl's appearance is a bit spicy, the story is actually a little moving.

Looking at the picture of the two reluctantly waving goodbye, Shi Nian was very moved:

"Maybe I'm too sexy, I always want to cry when I see this kind of plot, I won't comment on your performance, I just want to say: May the world's crazy monkeys and bones eventually become dependents."