Chapter 151: Magic Mirror, Tell Me
I didn't watch the performance of the fourth group, she got off the stage to do makeup, but it can be judged from the non-stop laughter on the scene that the performance was not bad.
As she was about to take the stage, Xiao Shi became nervous again, her eyes constantly glancing at Shi Nian, trying to draw strength from her confident and powerful smile.
But to her disappointment, the other party did not smile, pursed her lips, and sat straight in front of the makeup mirror, with a more serious expression than that of a retired old cadre.
Xiao Shi called her nervously: "Sister Nian, what's wrong with you?" ”
Shi Nian glanced at her and replied in a cold mechanical voice:
"Your friend has entered mirror mode, please dial again later."
“……”
Ten minutes later, it was finally the turn of the fifth group to perform.
The red curtain opened, the lights suddenly brightened, and the first thing that appeared in front of the camera was a huge mirror, in which stood a woman in a black robe and painted with dark makeup.
The woman looked directly at the camera with a blank face and read the first line in a cold and numb voice:
"Hello, beautiful queen, I am the greatest magic mirror in the world, serving you warmly twenty-four hours a day, press 1 for English, press 2 for Chinese, and press ...... for Japanese"
"Shut up!"
At the other end of the stage, the queen's domineering voice sounded:
"I've heard enough Mandarin, change the dialect today!"
The magic mirror eye didn't blink, and quickly changed his tone:
"Medium~~Medium~~What do you want to ask today?"
The queen stepped on nearly ten inches of high heels, walked to the mirror with elegant and atmospheric steps, her red lips raised, and she shone confidently:
"Magic Mirror, Tell me, who is the most beautiful in the world?"
"Then it depends on who you compare with, if you compare with Sister Feng, Sister Sharp, Sister Pomegranate, and Sister Ruhua, of course the queen is beautiful."
"What about my husband's ex-wife's daughter?"
"Oh, I'm talking about Snow White, of course Snow White is 10,000 times more beautiful than White."
"What? Is there a woman in the world who is more beautiful than me? No! I don't allow it! ”
The queen was so enmazed by the magic mirror's answer that she began to scratch her hair, growl, and pound the table...... Go crazy on the spot.
The magic mirror continued to stand with a blank face and stood upright, and comforted her coldly in tongues:
"Yay, why are you still crazy? Okay, good...... I retract the sentence just now, I am the most beautiful, and I am the most beautiful woman in the world......"
The first act ends with the demonic nagging of the Magic Mirror.
There is no scene in the second act, mainly about Snow White being chased and killed by the Vicious Queen's people, accidentally falling off a cliff and being rescued by the prince, the two fall in love at first sight, and promise each other for life under the witness of the dwarf.
When the prince learned of what had happened to Snow White, he was furious, and regardless of the lives of his own people, he resolutely sent troops to attack the neighboring country, just to seek justice for his sweetheart.
In the third act, the prince is defeated, and the hard-working mandarin ducks are once again forced to the edge of the cliff by the queen, and the two are unwilling to give in to the dark forces, intending to jump off the cliff to die Mingzhi.
The prince jumped very crisply, but Snow White's legs shook a little due to her poor psychological quality, and she didn't jump, and was kicked back by the queen.
Snow White was puzzled and asked her with teary eyes:
"Don't you want to be the most beautiful woman in the whole world? If you die and you get your wish, why save me? ”
The queen grabbed her by the collar, her eyes were red, and she gritted her teeth:
"In order to catch you little rabbit cub, my mother hasn't slept for a month, and her white hair has grown two more, so she let you die, isn't it too cheap for you?"
Snow White shuddered, tears flowing:
"So...... What do you want to do? ”
The queen let out a string of perverted laughs:
"Hahahaha...... I'm going to tan your skin whiter than snow into black charcoal, dye your hair as black as ebony green, and put you in a dungeon to be my slave forever! ”
Snow White looked at her in disbelief, her lips trembling slightly, leaving the sentence "You're a pervert", and then spewed out old blood and hated away.
"This is scared to death? What a rubbish! ”
The queen threw away the princess in disgust, summoned the magic mirror, raised her chin confidently and haughtily, and asked:
"Magic Mirror, Tell me, who is the most beautiful in the world?"
The magic mirror looked at her fixedly, and suddenly, a sharp dagger was taken out of the black robe, stabbed into the queen's chest, and gave her a boxed lunch.
The moment the queen fell, the corners of the lips of the magic mirror, which had no expression during the whole process, suddenly bloomed with a smug smile.
She tore off her ugly black robe, revealing a black gauze gown, stepped over the mirror and walked into the spotlight, her dark red lips opening and closing, and spit out a creepy sentence:
"Now - I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
At the end of the performance, the barrage was stunned:
【Hold the grass!】 Hold the grass! Is this still the big female monkey with facial paralysis I know? 】
[I'm violent, my brain is a little confused, someone will give me a knife to make me sober. 】
【Big female monkey, you! Be! I! Target! God! 】
[I thought my sexual orientation was straight like an icicle under the eaves of the Northeast, which could only be broken and not bent, but I didn't expect to see this performance today, and the ice skates in the Northeast have become ice mosquito coils. Shi Nian, I love you, I love you! 】
The instructors also gave high praise to the performance.
Teacher Zhang: "Shi Nian's line skills are very deep, and his eyes and emotions are also in place, and he doesn't feel like acting." ”
The mentor who played "You Don't Fight Anymore": "Internet rumors are not credible, Shi Nian, with your strength, you shouldn't stop here, if you have the opportunity to film together, I want to play your mother!" ”
Xie Ning: "Hmm...... This group is okay, Shi Nian's performance is better than I thought, but the plot is a bit chaotic, keep up the good work. ”
The microphone was handed to Xu Sheng, she swept the radiant Shi Nian on the stage, lowered her eyelids, covered the shock and resentment in her eyes, and said softly:
"I thought Nian Nian would play the vicious queen, that role is very suitable for you, but I didn't expect to play the magic mirror."
Shi Nian didn't say anything polite to her, and chased after her directly to praise:
"You just said that the acting was good, okay?"
Xu Sheng secretly gritted his back molars, he didn't want to praise her in public, in all fairness, Shi Nian's performance today was indeed very good, and even more dazzling than her with more scenes......
But the better the other party behaved, the more uncomfortable she felt in her heart, and that was Shi Nian! A trash who can only pout and stare and be ridiculed by the whole network, how can she be more powerful than her?
Shi Nian couldn't wait for a satisfactory answer, and he didn't feel embarrassed, so he said to himself stinkily:
"If you don't speak, I'll acquiesce to you, thank you, I also think I played well this time."
[Hahahaha...... Is it okay to boast about yourself? 】
[Shi Nian, I withdrew the dog barking before, please come back and make a drama, just follow this short film, shoot a dark heroine, I love to watch it! ] 】
[Sister, let's make one, please! ] I can't see your play, I feel like there are ants crawling on my body, my whole body is shaking, I can't breathe anymore, please, sister, really, just one, I swear I will never touch you again and say that your acting skills are poor, really, please. 】