After a short period of messiness, Shi Nian guessed the reason, and his heart was speechless for a while.

This group of people...... If you cheat, you will fake, so I untie the strap and pretend to be a little bit.

After hesitating for three seconds, she chose between turning a blind eye and strongly condemning her to say nonsense:

"As you can see, this is a big lobster with a public morality, knowing that a guest is coming, he tied up his weapon in advance, so as not to accidentally injure the innocent, and the soldering irons praised it for this self-sacrificing spirit!"

【…… Speechless is my native language. 】

[If I hadn't grown my brain, maybe I would have believed your nonsense→_→]

[This wave of props deducted a lot of points, and it was recommended that they be punished for going to the island to be a fire maid for the big female monkey for three days. 】

Then Shi Nian picked up pomfret in the beach for a group meeting, clams lined up to bask in the sun, and orchid crabs with good backs......

She endured all this, until she saw the two crayfish fighting in the small puddle, she couldn't help it:

"Give you ten minutes, and then get two catties of crayfish over, otherwise I will let fans report you for suspected false propaganda, and the live broadcast room will be blocked for you."

The aggrieved voice of the staff sounded outside the camera:

"That's for buying a big lobster, 250 yuan buy one get two free, there's nothing superfluous, you can put it if you don't want it."

Shi Nian didn't embarrass them: "Forget it, the seawater is not suitable for crayfish to survive, for the sake of safety, let's put it in the pot." ”

The lobster was put into the bucket, and the plastic bucket that the two brought when they came was basically full.

But looking at the meat all over the beach, she was reluctant to leave at all, and after a while, she stared at Ji Yu's coat, which looked very capable.

"Ji Yu, are you hot?"

Shi Nian gritted his teeth, came to him with a smile, a pair of eyes rolled slightly, and the whole person was doggy, almost engraved "I'm not a good thing" in his mind.

Ji Yu looked down at her line of sight suspiciously, zippers, coats, and stomachs...... Abdominal muscle?

A flash of inspiration flashed through his mind, and a bold and ridiculous thought suddenly welled up:

Someone wouldn't want to take advantage of the heat to trick him into taking off his clothes and looking at his abs, right?

Thinking of the old critic's speech last night, Ji Yu felt that he was the truth!

But...... He glanced at the camera that was lit not far away, and his ears were slightly hot:

"Isn't that right?"

"What's so bad about that?"

Shi Nian is inexplicable, and it is not that he has no clothes under his coat:

"Come on, it's a rare opportunity."

As he spoke, he was about to pull his zipper.

Ji Yu pressed her restless hand in a panic, and a touch of crimson crawled from her cheeks to the root behind her ears:

"At night! Shall I secretly show you at night? ”

Shi Nian: "??? ”

Barrage:???

[What are you going to do behind our backs? 】

Why wait for the night? It's now! My sister can watch it, why can't my sister watch it? 】

[Why is the blue sea getting more and more yellow? Why did the guest's face suddenly turn red? Welcome to today's statement, the reporter will answer your questions for a few hours. 】

The two stared at each other for about half a minute, Ji Yu finally realized that he might have misunderstood something, his Adam's apple rolled, and he asked in a dumb voice:

"What do you want to do?"

Shi Nian blinked his eyes and looked innocent:

"Fly your coat for seafood, what do you think?"

"Don't think I think, as long as you think."

Ji Yu spit out a toe-picking quotation from the boss, took off his coat with his toes on the ground, stuffed it into her arms, and fled the scene of social death at the speed of light.

Shi Nian: "......"

Don't guess a man's mind, you can't guess it.

With the new container, Shi Nian shaved some more clams and picked up a lot of cat's eye snails, until his coat pocket, trouser pocket, and hood could no longer hold anything, and then he reluctantly left the beach.

She walked in front with a bucket, majestic and high-spirited, like a general returning from victory.

Ji Yu followed behind her with a coat tied into the pocket, a handful of dull hair on the top of her head, and her handsome face was slightly red, like a very shy little daughter-in-law.

Zhou Shi, who was waiting under the big banyan tree, suddenly realized:

"Good! Blame me for having to take me, it turns out that you two are rolling to the beach with people on your back! ”

Shi Nian threw him an eye knife:

"You kid be careful when you speak, what do you mean by rolling on the beach? That's called catching the sea! ”

Song Xinyou coaxed beside him:

"Yo, the big female monkey has turned into a big fierce monkey, which is worthy of the thighs I fancied, it's really good."

Shi Nian picked up the big shovel and was murderous:

"Drink some horse urine, you are arrogant, touch my moldy head, you are unpredictable. You make it clear, what does it mean that a big female monkey has turned into a big macaque? Didn't I use to be fierce? ”

Song Xinyou raised his hand in surrender: "You are fierce, you have always been fierce, the red-haired brother in the zoo is not as fierce as you." ”

"Cut~"

Shi Nian raised his chin, snorted coldly disdainfully, and turned around and waved at Ji Yu:

"Let's go, sister, I'll invite you to a seafood dinner today!"

"What's that......"

Zhou Shiyuan leaned over with a shy face, stared at the big lobster in the bucket with his eyes, and twisted:

"I only said half of that sentence just now, and I didn't say half of it, when you left me to go to the beach, no, when I was catching the sea, I fell ill, and the doctor said that I had a terminal illness, and the cure was not curable, so I could only eat some seafood to relieve the pain.

Sister Nian, I know that you are kind-hearted, gentle, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, and reincarnated ...... Bodhisattva."

Shi Nian made a pause gesture and pointed to the dead branches on the ground:

"Pick up twigs and make a fire, you know?"

Zhou Shiyuan nodded frantically: "I understand it too well!" ”

Song Xin hugged her arm flatteringly:

"What's that...... I'm not done. ”

Without waiting for her to open her mouth, Shi Nian directly handed over the plastic bucket:

"U-turn, turn left, wash seafood, understand?"

"Understood!"

With the help of his younger brother, Shi Nian was idle smoothly, like a landlord and an old man, sitting cross-legged on the mat, and hooking his finger at Ji Yu with a smile:

"What are you doing in a daze, sitting."

Intuition told Ji Yu that someone didn't hold back his fart, but in front of that smiling face, his legs and feet didn't listen to him at all.

He stepped forward, sat down on his knees to Shi Nian's side, his thin lips lightly opened, and he made a preemptive strike:

"Do you want to ask what I was thinking when I was at the beach?"

Shi Nian's eyes lit up: "So the answer is?" ”

"I'll tell you at night, it's not convenient now."

“…… Have you ever heard a story? ”

"What?"

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaoshuai, he often spoke halfway, deliberately hung people's appetite, one day he was put on a sack and beaten to a comminuted fracture of the whole body, paralyzed in bed for 18 years, and after death, the body stuck to the bed board and could not be shoveled."

Ji Yu chuckled and replied to her:

"Have you ever heard another story?

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Xiaomei, she was very curious, and she had to go over to have a fun when she saw anything.

One day, an old man pushing a dung cart passed by her door, and she took a spoon to taste the saltiness, but she plunged into the dung tank and drowned, and the body was not cleaned for three months. ”