Chapter 169: If you talk about this, I won't be sleepy

"Man, count you ruthless!"

Shi Nian patted him on the shoulder heavily, got up, patted the ash on his buttocks, and ran to the creek to clean up the seafood.

Halfway through the packing, Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an appeared nearby carrying a pheasant and a bag of wild vegetables.

Shi Nian stopped them, and used steamed cat's eye snails, garlic lobster, stir-fried clams and other dishes as bait, and successfully kidnapped the two younger brothers, plus a few pheasants and wild vegetables.

A group of people got together to make a luxurious seafood feast, although the plate containing the dishes was strangely shaped, but the appearance and taste were not to be said, especially the plate of spicy crab, the fragrance wafted far away.

Xu Sheng did an afternoon of animal and plant science popularization for fans in the forest, and picked some mushrooms and dug up some wild vegetables on the way, preparing to make a wild vegetable and mushroom soup.

As soon as the mushrooms came out of the pot, a wisp of fresh fragrance entered her nostrils with the wind domineeringly, the fragrance was spicy, spicy and fresh, and the stomach that hadn't eaten much all day couldn't stand it, and it gurgled happily.

Xu Sheng swallowed hungrily, turned his head to look at the group of people cheering under the banyan tree, and the idea of rubbing rice flashed through his mind, but was quickly rejected by her.

If she passes, not only will she not be able to eat, but she will also be ridiculed.

So, it's good to endure it, three days is not too long.

But she clearly underestimated how shameless Shi Nian was.

When the meal was ready, a group of people, under the command of Shi Nian, moved the simple small dining table in front of her.

And it's just in front of the tuyere.

For a while, several fragrances poured towards her at the same time, and the rotten vegetable leaves in the pot instantly stopped smelling.

At this time, Nian still refused to let her go, and squatted in front of her with the huge lobster, and asked slutfully while eating meat:

"Shengsheng, why don't you eat meat? Don't like it? ”

Xu Sheng's forehead jumped, and he glared at her angrily and said:

"Shi Nian, are you interesting?"

"Of course it's interesting, not only interesting, but also delicious."

Shi Nian took a big bite of shrimp meat, shook his head, and showed a fascinated expression:

"Well~~ The freshly caught prawns are delicious, the meat is smooth and tender, and the garlic is rich, wonderful!"

Zhou Shiyuan hugged a chicken leg and agreed:

"The meat of pheasants is better than that of feed chickens, lean meat is not firewood, fat meat is not greasy, and the taste is amazing!"

[Grab the bamboo shoots, let the two of you finish the bamboo shoots. 】

[There are conspicuous bags every year, and there are many of them this year, you two should pay attention when you go out, and be careful of being beaten. 】

[Xu Sheng, don't bear it, fuck it! ] I want to see which of the two of you has the stronger force value, and if you lose the battle, Mr. Ji will reimburse the medical expenses! 】

Xu Sheng really had the urge to pick up the pot and splash the hot soup on their heads, but this was obviously not in line with her elegant and scholarly personality, and in the end she could only leave this place of right and wrong angrily.

Chen Jianxing chewed compressed biscuits all the way to watch the excitement on the side, and when she saw that she was angry again, she raised her eyebrows with interest and followed up:

"What's the use of being angry? If you really have the backbone, you will retaliate back, you won't even be able to fight a fool who can only pretend to be crazy and stupid, right? ”

Xu Sheng was angry, and when he heard the words, he couldn't hold back anymore, and immediately ridiculed him:

"Mr. Chen has been talking about me, what about you? How much better are you than I am? ”

The monkeys and monkey grandchildren who came to Xu Sheng's live broadcast room to watch the show heard this conversation and said:

[You are both vegetable ratios, what is there to fight about? 】

[Chen Jianxing, this man is not like a good silver (pointing and pointing)]

[Ah, yes, yes, the big female monkey is a paste, with more than six million fans, how can it compare to you, a mushroom expert who just crawled out of the grave. 】

Xu Sheng ran away, Shi Nian was in a good mood, and his appetite also improved when he was in a good mood, lobsters, crabs, roast chicken, conch, ...... She was all pampered by her.

After finishing things, I will have a bowl of wild vegetable soup, and my stomach will be round, and I will be happy with the gods.

Zhou Shi is far better than her, from the start of the fire to the end, even the green onion and coriander for decoration were stuffed into his mouth.

Shi Nian looked at his face that was getting rounder and smoother, and couldn't help but ask:

"Are you really losing weight?"

Zhou Shiyuan nodded: "Of course, it's just that my way of losing weight is different from ordinary people, ordinary people rely on dieting and exercise, and I rely on providence." ”

Shi Nian: "......"

After dinner, it was almost dark.

The island was black and rumbling at night, without a trace of light, and the guests were tired from running around for a day, so they couldn't shoot any interesting material in this situation, so they simply let everyone go back to the tent to rest.

But then a new problem arises.

There is only one tent for each group, and the beds cannot be swapped between the different groups, which means that two people in the same group either sleep together or sleep in one tent and one in the field.

Shen Yi'an took the initiative to give up the tent to Jiang Wanqiao, and laid a mat to sleep outside the tent.

Xu Sheng was ready to take turns sleeping in the tent with Chen Jianxing, but she didn't expect Chen Jianxing to suddenly have a gentleman's illness and take the initiative to give the tent to her.

Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou, two elementary school students, quarreled over the right to use the tent first, and finally asked Shi Nian to be the referee, and they were willing to give up after a best-of-three rock-paper-scissors game.

After persuading the elementary school students, when he returned to his tent, Ji Yu had already laid the mattress and put the sleeping bag.

The two sleeping bags are neatly placed together, and the meaning is obvious.

Shi Nian scratched his face, and rarely showed a shy expression:

"Isn't that right?"

Widows and widows, young people, and not a couple, if they sleep together, if they get excited and go off the rails, whose responsibility is it?

Ji Yu was spraying insect repellent around the tent, and when she heard the words, she glanced back at her, her voice was faint, but her tone was very tough:

"You want to sleep until midnight and be captured?"

"I don't really want to."

"Then let me arrange it."

"Okay."

Knowing that there was no one around, Shi Nian was still like a thief, looking left and right to reconnoitre, and then with lightning speed, one flew into the tent.

Onlookers watched the whole process: "......"

I slept in a dignified manner, but I was stunned that she was like cheating, and I couldn't accept it.

When he finished the insect and snake prevention measures, he stuck his head into the tent to take a look, and the scene in front of him made him laugh again.

Shi Nian wrapped his sleeping bag tightly and shrunk in the corner, the whole person was lying upright, and his body was straighter than a zombie that had been dead for thousands of years.

"On weekdays, you either hire a bodyguard, or you invite a male model, and you are so arrogant that the earth can't fit you, why can't you behave when it's time for you to behave?"

The white light of the flashlight went straight in front of him, illuminating those peach blossom eyes as bright as bricks and stones.

Shi Nian turned his head, didn't dare to look at his eyes, and muttered quietly with his fingers twisting the corners of his clothes:

"Please, I'm a human, not a god, and after a busy day, people who are beaten with iron will be tired."

"So, do you still want to know that answer?"

Ji Yu asked softly, I don't know if it was affected by the night, the voice sounded particularly attractive.

Shi Nian turned his head suddenly, and his voice jumped:

"If you talk about this, I won't be sleepy."