Chapter 200 The little flying fish in the river, I am invincible in the sky and the sea
Shi Nian teased his tightly wrapped cotton short sleeves, his eyes raised slightly, and he smiled wrizenly:
"What about you, going to change into a swimsuit or going back to sleep?"
"Change into a swimsuit and practice with you."
Ji Yu threw the empty plastic bag into the trash, turned around and entered the locker room, and within a few minutes, he walked out easily.
The floral shirt, big pants, and big-eyed frog green slippers are completely copy-and-paste versions of Shi Nian.
"You kid, imitate me?"
Shi Nian squinted slightly, and used his eyes to delay him over and over again.
Ji Yu calmly straightened his clothes, and said slowly:
"Lao Liu bought it, and he said that this style is especially suitable for me."
Shi Nian: "......"
Coincidentally, her set was also arranged by Lao Liu.
Obviously, this wave of Lao Liu is deliberate.
She regarded Lao Liu as a humble housekeeper who had the heart to resist but had no courage to resist, persuaded and comforted, and boiled several pots of chicken soup alone.
As a result, Lao Liu played Infernal Affairs with her, scolded her employer in front of her, and turned her head to help her employer prepare a couple outfit.
Alas, this true affection was paid by mistake after all.
Shi Nian sighed, shook his head in great hurt and walked to the staff who were distributing life jackets on the beach.
As soon as she walked to the place, she suddenly heard a piercing engine sound in her ears, she subconsciously turned her head to look, her eyes were not focused, and a huge wave came, drenching her from head to toe.
But the culprit didn't feel a trace of guilt, stopped the motorcycle, took off his sunglasses, and stroked his hair thinking it was cool:
"Hello Mr. Shi, I am your jet ski instructor, you can call me Master Li, or you can call me by my stage name......"
He bared his big teeth, and his dark skin reflected in the sunlight, black and bright, like a sleek black Labrador:
"Water, Medium, Small, Fly, Fish~~~"
Shi Nian wiped the water stains on his face and looked at the staff expressionlessly:
"Can I apply for a change of coach?"
I thought I would be ruthlessly rejected, but the staff nodded to her with a smile:
"Dear, yes, in order to take care of all the guests, the program team specially invited two coaches, you can choose as you like."
As the words fell, another roar of motorcycles was heard in the distance.
Following the reputation, a muscular hunk is driving a motorcycle, running through the huge waves towards everyone.
The snow-white waves lapped against his strong muscles, and the thin stream of water splashed wantonly between the ravines, and the tension was full.
Shi Nian's eyes lit up, and he was visibly excited:
"Frog fun! I ......"
"How are you?"
Ji Yu suddenly appeared in front of her, holding his arms, with an interesting smile on the corner of his mouth, looking at her quietly, not saying anything, and as if he had said everything.
Shi Nian swallowed his saliva, silently swallowed the sentence "I want to choose him" into his stomach, and replaced it with-
"I've never seen such a blue sky."
Ji Yu looked up at the blue sky, took the life jacket handed by the staff, and said with a smile:
"Well, it's pretty blue."
While speaking, the macho coach also arrived at the filming location.
Tall, handsome and in good shape, as soon as such a superb man appeared, he instantly became the focus of the audience.
The photographer knew the tastes of this audience, and pulled the camera closer to the muscles for several close-ups, which caused the barrage to scream again and again.
Master Li saw this preference in his eyes, sour in his heart, pursed his lips, and said in a strange tone:
"Oh, when will it be good to do things to others?"
The macho coach skillfully took out a yellow lemon from his trouser pocket, stuffed it into his hand, and said:
"I know that you love this, take it well, not enough to find me."
Master Li continued yin and yang: "I know that you can't accept the reality, forget it, I'm kind, so I won't stimulate you." ”
After the two of them finished greeting each other, the next step was to enter the teaching session, but before that, the eight guests needed to choose a coach each.
Shi Nian said: "It's so boring to choose, why don't you introduce yourself first and show your strength by the way?" ”
"Of course it's fine!"
Master Li seemed to have expected this link, so he stood up first, cleared his throat first, and then moved his arms, looking like he was going to show off his skills.
Zhou Shiyuan, who was closest to him, was afraid of being injured by mistake, so he shrank back and took two steps back.
Seeing this, the others also lifted their spirits and prepared to open their eyes.
Then I saw him—
Standing on tiptoe, he waved his hand at the crowd of onlookers in the distance, and shouted:
"Big brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, it's time for you to perform!"
The next moment, a loud suona sound sounded in the crowd that was enough to overturn the human heavenly spirit cover.
Shi Nian covered his ears and looked at the source of the sound in shock.
I saw that the crowded crowd automatically gave way to a small path, and a dark-skinned man strode forward along the path with a suona.
Behind him, there were three men who were also black, each holding a red scroll in their hands.
The four of them walked not neatly, but they were all arrogant, and walked to Master Li's side step by step.
The man who played the suona automatically exited, and the other three walked to the left and right sides of Master Li and behind him.
"Whew! Swish! Swish! ”
The three banners were unfurled one after the other.
The man's powerful voice sounded on the beach, shaking people's brains:
"Little flying fish in the river!"
"I am invincible in the sky and the sea!"
"Horizontal batch: That's it!"
[Cow, it's too good! It just shocked my jaw! 】
[As soon as this guy appeared, I knew that he was not simple, but I didn't expect him to be so simple, cherish the moment, he is still a coach at this meeting, and he is estimated to become a patient next time we meet. 】
[I'm relieved to see that everyone is so abnormal, Dean, give me another intestinal sashimi!] 】
In the shocked or stunned gaze of a group of people, Master Li gritted his big teeth again and spoke confidently:
"All teachers must choose me, I am a small flying fish in the water, a professional coach for 12 years, and the quality is guaranteed!"
Quiescence.
Deathly silence.
No one dared to squeak, and Zhou Shiyuan, who was closer to him, dragged the stool back two steps.
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, the kind-hearted Shi Nian helped him play a round:
"Good! Well introduced by Master Li! But I choose Master Zhao. ”
Master Li's smile shattered, and his heart was broken:
"Teacher Shi, I'm a fan of yours! Others can dislike me because of my appearance, but you can't, I'll be sad, the kind that can't be cured for the rest of my life! ”
Shi Nian also dragged the stool and moved back a few steps:
"Why is it my fan? Don't throw the black pot on my head with a clear conscience for the sake of performance. ”
Master Li explains everything with facts:
"A year ago, on March 15th, Arbor Day, you posted your first Weibo, which read:
Let me think about how to shine on the stage today so that you can remember me so shiningly.
I sent you a private message: Add a friend, it will be easy to contact you if you elope in the future, you let me go, remember? ”
Shi Nian: "......"