Of course she didn't remember anything so far ago.

But the release time and content of the first Weibo can't be fooled, and this Master Li, who is in a very explosive mental state, seems to be indeed her fan......

Netizens also ran to Shi Nian's Weibo for the first time to investigate and collect evidence, and when they came back, they laughed even louder.

[I'll just say how can a normal person come up with such an explosive way to introduce himself, if it's a monkey family, everything is reasonable.] 】

[Hold a little, Brother Black Tan, I didn't know you were my own brother just now, my mouth was about to lose a few words, you bear with it, and it may be damaged later. 】

[Big female monkey, don't pick and choose your own family, choose him, it's not easy for Brother Hei Tan to make the toothbrush so white. 】

"Master Li."

Shi Nian looked kind and tried to influence him with words:

"I'm your idol, not your enemy, you know?"

Master Li said earnestly: "Teacher Shi, believe me, I can definitely let you get the first!" ”

Shi Nian didn't go in: "I believe you are a ghost." ”

This state of mind can teach the first to be weird!

At this time, Master Zhao, a macho man who had been standing next to him and didn't speak, snorted coldly and said:

"Sure enough, crazy people love to get together."

Master Li immediately retorted:

"Ah, yes, yes, we're all crazy, if you can, why don't you die!"

Shi Nian glanced at him in confusion: What's the situation?

Even if you scold her fans, why did you even scold her?

Master Li was indignant: "He is Xu Sheng's brainless fan!" ”

A few simple words instantly turned the handsome guy who just looked particularly pleasing to the eye into a toad covered with pimples.

"Master Li, this is your mistake."

Shi Nian got up, patted him on the shoulder, and looked at him blankly:

"It's not easy for people to come out as a coach to make money when they're blind, can't you let him be allowed if you're a person with sound limbs and normal three views?"

Master Li nodded again and again: "What Teacher Shi taught me is that for his blindness, I won't be like him in the future...... What do you say about choosing a coach? ”

Shi Nian wanted to say: "Can I choose both?" ”

But in the face of his little eyes full of expectation, he couldn't bear to refuse, and nodded as if he were dead:

"It's you."

The game can be lost, but the position never falls!

Solidarity in the face of the enemy is her life credo.

With her taking the lead, the other guests also quickly made their choices.

Ji Yu chose Master Li without hesitation, Song Xinyou and Zhou Shiyuan struggled for a while and also chose Master Li, the substitute staff member was a fan of Zhou Shiyuan, so he naturally had to follow the idol firmly.

Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an said that the more people were more lively, and they also chose to learn from Master Li, and only Lu Ming chose Master Zhao with a spring on his face among the eight guests.

By the time the guests finished making their choices, Master Li had already stopped crying, he held his mobile phone with trembling hands, and couldn't wait to share the good news with his wife:

"Woo woo, wife, they chose me, many, many people chose me! I'll just say that it's useful to introduce yourself and do the key points, but you don't believe it...... Okay, I won't tell you, little flying fish, I'm going to shine! ”

Zhou Shiyuan, who accidentally heard this conversation, asked Shi Nian in a low voice:

"Sister Nian, is this guy reliable? How do I feel like he's a little confused? ”

Does everyone's choice of him have anything to do with that explosive self-introduction?

Shi Nian replied to him with a perfunctory smirk:

"It's okay, you're more confused than he is."

Although Master Li seems to be confused and unreliable, he is quite serious about teaching.

First of all, I took out a hand-drawn version of the construction diagram of the jet ski, and introduced the functions and uses of each button and knob.

The explanation is very detailed, but the pictures are too abstract for normal people to understand.

Then he took out a stack of safety knowledge manuals, let's go from the first article to the twentieth article, and I fell asleep when I talked about Ji Yu, who was already sleepy.

After an hour-long explanation of theoretical knowledge, Lu Ming went around the coast eight times under the guidance of Master Zhao, and Shi Nian and others finally found their own jet ski.

But at this time, Master Li was not at ease, and insisted that they line up to receive one-on-one practical teaching, focusing on a steady and steady game.

With such a fan on the stall, Shi Nian had no choice but to drag a large box of snacks for everyone to eat and wait, and took the initiative to rank himself at the end of the practice.

So it was almost noon when it was her turn to play, and the fireball sun hung overhead, evaporating what little patience she had left.

"Little flying fish in the water, remember what you said, if you can't get the first place, I will beat you into a little salted fish in the water."

Master Li grinned, revealing a sinister and cunning smile:

"I'll tell you the truth, I'm only teaching them the basics, and they can run the whole course smoothly, as for the first, it all depends on talent and personal comprehension, but I'm going to teach you next......"

He straightened his chest and looked proud, his snow-white front teeth glistening in the sun:

"It's a unique stunt that guarantees that you can ride the dust on the field and win the first place!"

Boy! What good guys!

Shi Nian's eyes changed when he saw him, he deserved to be her fan, this IQ, this scheming, is simply unbeatable!

"Master Li, I really didn't misunderstand you! Teach well, and we'll leave a contact information when we get back. ”

Master Li shyly grabbed the corner of his clothes and said in his throat:

"This ...... Not okay? I'm married, and I can't elope with other girls anymore, not even idols. ”

Shi Nianbai glanced at him, "What do you think?" I have something very important to ask you for. ”

"Oh, okay, then add a WeChat after practice."

Master Li put away his shy little expression and turned sideways to make way for her:

"Teacher Shi, come on, let me take you to experience the joy of flying on the water!"

……

Half an hour later, Shi Nian rushed off the motorcycle and opened his mouth:

“yue～～”

It's not that she's too fragile, it's that the crazy Master Li is too wild!

Really, she didn't dare to be so wild when she drove a QQ flying car.

The opening game is a 360-degree turn, followed by drifting and tail flicking, spinning and jumping, without stopping.

Shi Nian felt like a pack of crispy noodles, only the outermost plastic packaging was good, and the heart, liver, intestines and lungs inside were all ravaged into slag.

What kind of sin has she created to suffer such inhuman torture!

"Don't learn! I don't study anymore! ”

This number one, don't do it!

Master Li persuaded her unwillingly: "Teacher Shi, why don't you think about it again, you have learned everything, and you have suffered your sins, wouldn't it be a loss to give up now?" ”

Shi Nian glared at him with a resentful look in his eyes: "Fifteen minutes ago, you said the same thing. ”

Master Li scratched his head, and wanted to persuade two more words, when another voice interjected:

"If people say they don't learn, don't persuade them, after watching so many episodes of the show, don't you understand? What else can your teacher Shi do besides talking and talking? ”