4. The four thinnest books in the world (ask for all kinds of tickets)

It's been a few days since he drew the Blue Seaweed Head Magician's physique, and after the initial depression, Dudley quickly adjusts to his condition.

Life still has to go on as usual, instead of complaining there, it is better to find ways to improve yourself.

Thereupon... Dudley frantically threw himself into the physical exercise of practicing Ripple Qigong.

St. George's Elementary School.

"Dudley, I heard that you went to Oxford Dragon Primary School last time, how did you feel as an exchange student?"

Several stout boys in olive team uniforms wrapped their arms around Dudley's neck and asked kindly.

Not all students are afraid of Dudley, and he's not a fighter, and he has nothing to do to get into trouble everywhere.

As he himself said, he hates trouble.

As long as he doesn't touch the principles, Dudley is usually very 'elegant and easy-going'.

Of course, none of the boys in the football team were students at St. George's Elementary School, but students from the boxing team at Smytin Middle School next door.

"It's boring, it's all a bunch of nerds there." Dudley said as he took a hot dog and put it in his mouth and munched on it.

Hearing the system message of 'Eat a full hot dog experience +1' ringing in my head, my heart is extremely relieved.

The Mage training system, with the exception of occasional quests, is fueled by ingesting food, and Dudley can activate some common life skills through experience points.

Of course, none of those skills have anything to do with magic, and according to the system, they are all skills that are more oriented towards everyday life.

For example: English, mathematics, physics and chemistry, firearms, boxing, archery, etc.

This thing called the mage training system is very generous when it comes to things related to magic.

Anyway, it's over.

That's why Dudley is called the 'Feeder'.

Moving his food is equal to his enemies.

"I've heard that the students at that school are very good at studying, has our Mr. Dudley been hit?"

"Study well? It's generally on the high level, except for dying to read, there's nothing remarkable. ”

Dudley waved his hand, picked up another glass of 'happy water' and drank it down.

'Drink a full glass of happy water experience +1'

Thinking about the experience of being an exchange student at Oxford Dragon Primary School, Dudley thought it funny.

He's taught the nerds a good lesson, both academically and physically.

Dudley laughs at the thought of those little girls running back with snot bubbles on their faces.

Oxford Dragon Primary School, located in Oxfordshire, England, is a co-educational private primary school, which claims to be a preparatory school for the University of Oxford.

As we all know, preparatory college is equal to hehe...

In fact, Dudley should not have been at St. George's Primary School with his grades and ability, and as for why the Dursleys sent Dudley and Harry to this school, the main reason is that this is a public school, and public schools mean that tuition is cheap.

You know, the Dursleys have to bear not only Dudley's school expenses alone, but also Harry's.

Just look at the clothes on Dudley and Harry.

Harry was wearing Dudley's old school uniform, and although Dudley was wearing new clothes, the material was really average.

Coupled with Dudley's ability to eat, life is even more difficult.

In fact, Dursley didn't have as much wealth as he did in the movies, and he was quite struggling to get on the ground when Harry was in elementary school... This was the case until two months ago.

Dudley's father, Vernon Dursley, was introduced to Graning by his sister Maggie Dursley, and the situation improved after he successfully negotiated a large order for a drilling rig.

Now they are discussing the transfer of Dudley, otherwise Dudley would not be an exchange student.

However, Dudley didn't want to go to any other school, mainly because there was no Harry there, and Dudley couldn't 'gather wool' around him.

With the fees of private schools, the Dursleys certainly couldn't afford Dudley and Harry to attend school there at the same time.

Even if they could afford it, they wouldn't let Harry go.

His mother, Penny Dursley, and his father, Vernon Dursley, were not very fond of Harry.

As for the reason, it's a long story...

After swallowing the last piece of food, he happened to see Harry come out of the school building with his school bag on his back, Dudley turned to look at the group of playmates from the boxing team of Smytin Middle School, "It's been a long time since you moved your hands and feet, do you want to practice?" ”

“...”

After an eerie silence, everyone looked at each other and began to look for excuses.

"I have something to do today."

"My mom told me to come home early."

"I forgot to close the door."

In the end, Dudley was the only one left.

It is precisely because they have a good relationship with Dudley that they can better understand the horror of Dudley, and practice with him, which is called cuncui and has nothing to do with abuse.

Dudley pursed his lips: "Tsk, it's boring." ”

Walking briskly towards his dear little cousin Harry, he grabbed the other party's neck and said in an affectionate manner, "Let's go, let's go home together." ”

As they watched the two drift apart until they disappeared into the end of the street, the students at St. George's Elementary School breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh my God... Poor little Harry is about to be bullied by his wicked cousin again. ”

"So, you're going to save him?"

"No kidding, are you sending me to death?"

That's how the rumors were formed, and it was clear that Dali and Harry had a good relationship.

Well, at least Dudley thinks so.

The two of them live at 4 Privet Road, Little Whinging, Surrey, not far from the school, about a 20-minute walk.

Seeing that Harry was just walking with his head down, Dudley took the initiative to break the silence, only to see him take out a few crumpled bills from his pocket: "Harry, this is 8 pounds and 50 pence left over from the repair of glasses, I don't think it's safe to put it in your hand, I'll help you save it for your daughter-in-law later." ”

"Okay, Brother D."

Harry didn't know how many times he had heard the same words, and his ears were almost calloused.

Dudley was satisfied and put a few bills back in his pocket.

This moment incarnates as Grande Dali.

It's not that he's really picking on the door, every account Harry has in his place is clearly kept, mainly because Dudley needs to constantly consume food to ensure that the system's energy is harvested.

Fortunately, most of the food Dudley ate was converted into muscles, otherwise according to his way of eating, he was destined to become Dudley's round.

Pushing open the door of the two-storey bungalow, Dudley, who has a super keen sense of smell, smelled the aroma of dinner and immediately increased his appetite.

It is true that the four thinnest books in the world are: American History, German Jokes, Italian War Heroes, and English Cookbooks.

There are really no good dishes in England, except for the fish and chips that every housewife can use, there are basically few dishes that can be used.

But no one says that England has to cook English food, and Penny Dursley is good at German food, and the crispy elbow still tastes very good.