5. Mr. Jerry from "The Lord of the Rings".

Little Whinging, Surrey, 4 Privet Road.

The sun rises over the neat garden in front of the house, illuminating the bronze plaque number four on the door of the Dursley's house. The sunlight crept into the family's living room, shining on Mr. Dursley's huge round buttocks, and Mrs. Dursley was in the kitchen humming a little song that was not of her age, and carefully preparing her breakfast.

There are many pictures on the mantelpiece, showing the members of their family to outsiders, the big-headed boy riding his first bicycle, riding the merry-go-round at the fair, playing computer games with his father, being hugged and kissed by his mother... It's like a scene of a happy life for a family of three.

It's just that there is a photograph in the corner of the mantelpiece, indicating that there are more than three people in the family. The tall, big-headed boy from earlier was hugging another skinny boy wearing the same style of clothes as him, and both of them were laughing, and their smiles were very sweet.

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four, one more time."

Dudley was using one thumb to support his entire body, rising and falling on his own lawn, large drops of sweat falling on the verdant lawn, soaking his entire back.

Dudley was covered with unformed grass that he had ravaged.

Harry sat on the steps of the house, his head propped up with his hands on his hands, watching Dudley work out, silently counting for him.

‘105、106...200...’

Although Harry seemed to be afraid of his cousin, Harry was willing to stay with Dudley because he would feel at ease and would not be treated as a transparent being.

When Harry mentally counted to the third hundred, Dudley finally stopped and sat down on the lawn.

"Comfortable."

Wiping a handful of sweat from his face, Dudley's red and fleshy face was full of comfort.

Pick up two dumbbells on the side, one left and one right, and continue to exercise the biceps.

Each discus weighing 30 kg is like a plastic toy in Dudley's hands.

Whether you can learn magic or not, it is important to have a healthy and strong body.

The story of the great white-robed wizard Gandalf tells us that in order to become a great mage, you must first be able to hold a sword and slash powerful orcs, and then learn flashing magic.

"Harry, you should exercise too, you're too skinny and too short to look like a malnourished skinny monkey."

Dudley didn't forget to remind his little cousin while exercising: "Tell you secretly, those blonde big bobs like me the most like muscular men." ”

Strictly speaking, Harry was fine in every way except for being a little thinner, and Dudley said this because the object of comparison was himself.

"Okay, Brother D."

Halimune replied, and I don't know if he really didn't understand, or if he didn't understand.

Bright green eyes were still staring blankly at Dudley, unaware of what he was thinking.

I feel like Harry in the movie doesn't seem to be so stupid, and he's quite clever. ’

My cousin is a little silly, what should I do? Online, etc., urgently.

How will I deal with that guy who doesn't have a nose in the future?

"Dudley Dursley, here is your letter."

Dudley's thoughts were interrupted by the shouts of the messenger postman.

Handing a thick letter to Dudley, the postman glanced enviously at Dudley's muscular abdomen.

In fact, Dudley still hasn't finished a sentence just now, muscles can not only attract those blonde big wave girls, but also attract high attention from the same sex.

Our great Brother Xun has a good saying: 'Fitness can attract the opposite sex, excessive fitness can attract the same sex.' ’

Dudley looked at the seal of the envelope, it was a letter from Bloomsbury Press.

When I opened the envelope, there was a piece of stationery full of words and... A cheque worth £10,000.

Dudley looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him except Harry, so he carefully tucked the check into his pocket and finally opened the letter.

"Dear Mr. Jerry...", the opening was a complicated and lengthy compliment, a very official polite remark.

Jerry, Dudley's pen name.

When he first arrived in this world, the first thing Dudley wanted to do was to make money.

'If you have money to go all over the world, you can't walk an inch without money', this sentence is the same in any world, and no matter which world the Dharma Master is in, it is a profession that burns money.

Coupled with the embarrassing family situation of the Dursley family before, Dudley, who did not have a few tickets in his pocket, panicked, so he chose a path of no return.

Submit a novel.

Although Dudley knows that "you are not afraid to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well and go all over the world", a classic sentence that grinds out cocoons when you go to school, and wants to make some other famous names, the crux of the problem is that Dudley did not learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well before, and also feels troublesome, writing novels is the easiest and most risk-free way to make money.

"The Lord of the Rings Book 1 has been paid in the envelope... I hope you'll be there this week at sixty o'clock... A detailed discussion on matters related to the publication of the second volume of The Lord of the Rings... Akashny of Bloomsbury Press, regards. ”

The teacher Jerry who wrote the most popular fantasy novel of the year, The Lord of the Rings, is Dudley himself.

This world is not the same as the world that Dudley knew before, I don't know if it's because of the wizard, there are few works of Western fantasy in this world, and there are none of those Western fantasy masterpieces in Dudley's memory.

At least the "Lord of the Rings" series of novels is not alive, so... Dudley directly 'took it' and made a small copy.

Of course, it's not a complete copy, he also added a lot of online writing, such as Mo bullying the hobbit is short, what thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, novels are suitable for all ages is the king.

As a result, "The Lord of the Rings" sold better than the original world.

The remuneration of 10,000 pounds is still a lot of money in England in eight years.

It's just that according to the current popularity of "The Lord of the Rings", Dudley should get more, but he's a newcomer... It's enough to have so much.

Again, this is only the first volume.

There's no need to focus only on immediate interests, a trickle of water is king...

Moreover, it is not the content of one part of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, to be exact, only about half of the one.

Didn't some guy without a nose say that seven is a magical number, so Dudley plans to break down the Lord of the Rings trilogy into a seven-part one.

No, the publishing house has already taken the initiative to find the door.

Now Dudley is a golden signboard, even if the next book writes 'relying on defense', it is still a million-level sales.

The so-called detailed discussion, to put it bluntly, is to send money to Dudley to increase the manuscript fee, and the specific situation depends on how the discussion is on Saturday.

Anyway, he has now accumulated a certain amount of fame.

Your publisher can't give a satisfactory price, and I believe that other publishers will be happy to offer a high price.

Jerry's name now stands for money.

Dudley has thought about it, wait three... After the end of the seven-step song, start a hobbit biography and make another profit... Sell movie rights or something...

WOW~ This money is enough for him to squander his life without luxury.

One step across financial freedom.

I just don't know if it will be enough to become a mage in the future, and if it is not enough, I will write a few more books... The Dragonlance Chronicles doesn't seem to be bad either.

Dudley, who received 10,000 pounds, was in a good mood and patted little Harry's messy chicken nest-like hair: "Harry, follow the eldest cousin... I treat you to ice cream. ”

"Okay, Brother D."

Before they could leave the garden, they heard Mrs. Dursley's cry from the window.

"Oh, my dear little darley, where are you going? Came over and had breakfast first. ”