30 Half a saint
Huang Bao was embarrassed by Guan Youjun's rainbow fart, and educated people boasted that people were different! It's like an old sow wearing a belly pocket - one set after another!
"But Xiao Guanzi, but the saint is the Son of Heaven, and no one in the whole world can cross the emperor, so since you say that I am a 'saint', what is the emperor?"
Guan Youjun didn't feel half embarrassed by being criticized, she still looked optimistic: "I haven't finished talking yet!" It is true that the saint is naturally a saint, but the saint is a saint with a 'full beard and a full tail', and your father-in-law Huang Bao is only a 'half' saint"! ”
After hearing this, everyone in the dining room exchanged glances, and couldn't stop admiring Grandpa Guan from the bottom of their hearts.
If this sycophant is also a science! can make people obviously feel that this person is ironing in his heart but still can't control it, no wonder he quickly entered the celebrant and became a big celebrity in front of the emperor and Huang Bao's father-in-law! ……
Guan Youjun followed Huang Bao, who was in a good mood, back to the Qianqing Palace, Han Yinchu seemed to be reluctant to move, and remained motionless like a "thousand-year-old king and a thousand-year-old turtle", maintaining that lazy posture.
Huang Bao briefly told him about the situation of checking accounts in the harem, and he himself "made his own opinion" and issued an "official document" as the head of Ouchi.
Han Yinchu didn't look at him, his hands were pillows, and his head was resting; Then he lifted his slender legs, folded them, and put them on the back of the dragon chair - "It's all a 'good idea' from the person next to you!" ”
The sound of the yoyo was scattered in the wind, and it seemed to be as boneless as himself.
Guan Youjun admitted very frankly: "Hehe, I really can't hide anything from the emperor!" In that case, then I don't have to bother thinking about the opening, I'll just say it here! Your Majesty, I want to help the palace people raise their salaries! ”
"No."
Guan Youjun scratched his head: "Why, Emperor?" I calculated an account, based on the current number of palace people, the additional expenditure caused by increasing their salaries is only a 'drop in the bucket' compared to corruption; instead of racking my brains to intercept corruption, it is better to go to 'high salaries and maintain integrity'! ”
"You don't talk about dreams there, do you know how many palace people have to raise?"
"Yes! Not counting the forbidden army and brocade guards, probably the palace maids and eunuchs can be kept at about 4,000 to 5,000. ”
Huang Bao saw that the two of them were vaguely tense, and came out to play a round: "Xiao Guanzi, the new emperor ascends the throne and chooses concubines every year, and a new batch of palace maids and eunuchs will be added to the palace, so that every year it will be ......."
"But there's no need, is there? My emperor is in his prime, and the spirit of Ryoma can live long live, Huang Bao's father-in-law, maybe we don't have to think about large-scale recruitment in our lives......"
Huang Bao: Gan! What's going on?!
But Han Yinchu obviously didn't eat her set: "Xiao Guanzi, don't talk about the calf there, just talk about the concubine, do you know how many concubines from the time of Taizu were raised in the palace?" If they are not allowed to be buried, they can only be fed up and wait for them to die naturally; The number of palace maids will only increase with the increase of each generation of emperors and concubines! ”
"Holy Lord, this problem is the best solution! Why don't you marry two less? or choose concubines from among the sisters and daughters of princes and ministers, and let them bring their own maids and maids to solve the salary problem by themselves;
And this can also solve the clan problem once and for all! There are fewer concubines, and there are naturally fewer children, so there is no need to support many princes and county kings, and save money for the treasury! ”
Guan Youjun thinks that the stinky men in ancient times just don't know what to do, and how many do you have to marry to finish? She had already selfishly arranged "White Moonlight" and "Red Rose" for the emperor, and she felt that she couldn't do it any more.
The Beginning of the Cold Shadow: ...... How could he feel that he had foreseen that he was the poorest emperor of all time?
Huang Bao also pinched a cold sweat for Guan Hejun's thoughts: "Xiao Guanzi, if you can't live freely as a royal family, wear Aya Luo to marry a beauty, and you have to let the concubine pay for her dowry maid, then who still wants to marry into the royal family?" How do you show the kindness and wealth of your heavenly family? ”
Guan Youjun raised his fingers and shook it: "Huang Bao's father-in-law thinks this way, we give the palace people 'fixed posts, responsibilities, fixed arrangements, fixed quotas, fixed personnel, and fixed salaries', so that the big guy knows that the deep palace is not a 'Longtan Tiger's Den';
When the common people think of going to the palace on an errand, they are not forced to go to 'accompany the king like a tiger' because of their poor family, but to go to a fair, just and reasonable place to be on an errand, which is to show the kindness of the heavenly family! ”
Fixed-post, fixed-responsibility, fixed-number, fixed-quota, fixed-staff, fixed-salary...... Han Yinchu chewed these words in his mouth a few times, which was a little interesting.
"At that time, we can apply for regular recruitment as a basis for adjusting positions; If the palace person who is old or sick can no longer bear the requirements of the current position, Ouchi can pay a one-time pension, and the vacant vacancy can be selected to ......"
"Also, Huang Bao's father-" Guan Youjun turned his gun to Huang Bao:
"What did you just say about 'freedom', maybe the two of us understand 'freedom' differently. The 'freedom' that I understand is not to do as you please, but to be self-mastered.
When this huge Dayong Dynasty really becomes 'Haiqing River Yan and the four seas are peaceful', that is the real 'freedom' of the human emperor!
When the time comes, the saint will be "undocumented", the people will have enough food and clothing, the monarch and the ministers will be harmonious, and the emperor will be able to put down the government affairs in his hand and go outside to "pay a private visit", "walking all over the green mountains, people are not old, and the scenery is unique here", isn't it happy and beautiful! ”
Guan Youjun calmly drew a big cake for Han Yinchu, guiding him to be a "prosperous Mingjun" who was not so "irritable".
Frankly speaking, although Dayong is in ruins not long after the founding of the country, it is better than the last dynasty that fell into the hands of Han Yinchu and was full of holes.
"Hahahaha!" Han Yinchu slapped his palms and smiled happily, "'Walking all over the Qingshan people are not old, and the scenery is unique here', this word is full of pride, happy life, it really doesn't look like the 'ivory' you can spit out!"
But Xiaoguanzi, you just 'lift the curtain of the door - all by one mouth'! I'll just ask you two questions and see how you can solve them:
First, the salary increase of the palace personnel, do you know how the previous dynasty would react?
Second, the Queen Mother's birthday is imminent, how can there be a lot of money for you to be in this 'wild'? ”
Hehe, the main thing is the second one!
Guan Youjun pursed his lips, and hinted twice to Han Yinchu, the dog emperor, that she was a dog, "Isn't it just a lack of money?" I've got a trick! ”