31 High Fives for Alliance
Han Yinchu was no longer surprised by Guan Hejun's "unashamed words", but it seems that every time Guan Youjun is absurd and careless, he will give a quite satisfactory answer.
"Holy Lord, I'll help you raise money, after the Queen Mother's birthday, will you hand over the salary reform of the former dynasty and the harem to me?"
Han Yinchu pulled out a hand that was pillowed behind his head and propped it up.
Kwan Yo-kun: What does that mean?
Huang Bao poked her: "Come forward and high-five the emperor to make an alliance!" ”
"Huh?! Oooh oh!! Guan Youjun lifted the hem of his clothes, ran up the jade steps with a "puff", and slammed his palm on Han Yinchu's palm, making a crisp sound-
"Alas, alas! - "Guan and Jun just wanted to withdraw their hands and leave, and Han Yinchu "swooped his palms together and held Guan and Jun's hands tightly in his palms-
Guan Youjun had already turned around and was about to leave, but "suddenly-" was pulled by Han Yinchu, and she was directly taken to the ground because of Han Yinchu's huge hand strength-
"Oops! - "Guan Youjun was originally looking down at the dog emperor, but now it was good, she was pulled to the ground all of a sudden, fortunately there was a carpet, otherwise she wouldn't know what miserable appearance she was knocked into!"
Guan Youjun "exhaled" the other hand that was knocked out of pain, and grinded the back molars vigorously; But what she said had tried her best to make Han Yinchu's dog thing unable to hear her desire to hammer his dog's head:
"Holy, holy, you are ......"
Han Yinchu was finally reluctant to turn his face, which was always lying and looking at the sky: "If you can't make up the money...... How do I want to punish you?! ”
Hey this dog thing! Raising money is not the obligation of the old lady, but the bargaining chip of the old lady to negotiate the conditions with you! You're really confused......
Guan Youjun also tore his face and said with a smile: "Then the emperor, you can use my father to light the sky lantern!" Being able to illuminate the four corners of the capital in the form of 'lighting the sky lantern' can be regarded as my father's last loyalty! ”
The Beginning of the Cold Shadow: ......
Han Yinchu was too lazy to talk to Guan Hejun about some useless things, but he suddenly found something amazing, which aroused his interest even more......
Han Yinchu pinched the soft touch in his palm that was softer than the finest satin, and felt like he was holding a piece of tofu, and it would be crushed with a strong force......
"You're still not a man? How did you grow such thin, small, and soft hands? ”
Guan Youjun listened: You are just a thin dog.
She strongly resisted the desire to roll her eyes: "Holy Lord, I am also a 'man', don't you use the words 'thin, small, and soft' to describe me at every turn, okay?" Besides, I'm still young, I'm still a reader, I'm growing up, isn't it normal to be thinner than you? ”
Han Yinchu's eyes narrowed, and for the first time, he looked at Guan Youjun so closely and carefully:
Needless to say, there is nothing to praise about it, only a pair of eyes that look forward to flying when they are "bad".
The slender neck is like an underage swan, which makes people feel that it will break as soon as it is broken, which is not bad, when I first saw him, it felt like it was just a shriveled reed, and it broke when the wind blew;
Probably because of his young age and eunuch, the Adam's apple on his neck is almost invisible.
Thin shoulders, shriveled chest, and a waist that doesn't hold one......
When such a man becomes an adult, he doesn't look like he will get a daughter-in-law! It seems that letting him into the palace really helped him? ……
Guan Youjun didn't know what the dog emperor was thinking at the beginning of Han Yinchu, if he knew, he would definitely scold him in his heart: You are naturally suitable to be a eunuch! Your whole family is eunuchs! ……
"Your Guan family is not poor, why are you so thin when you are born? Won't your father give you enough to eat? Han Yinchu rubbed the fingertips of another person in his hand and asked puzzledly.
"Huh?" Guan Youjun was stunned, "That...... I'm just a concubine, and I'm still a concubine who doesn't have much potential, and of course my father doesn't pay attention to me......"
As for why she is dressed as a man, she has also figured it out in the past few days:
Her dead aunt originally wanted to compete for favor by relying on "I am a boy", but "myself" has been a timid and cowardly character since she was a child, and she became more and more cautious because of "pretending to be a boy", which made Daddy Guan more and more disliked. How can you talk to your two brothers on the same day?
On the contrary, because it was not taken seriously, the matter of women dressing up as men was not exposed until the death of my aunt.
"Nothing to do? I can clearly see that you are 'capable' very much~" Han Yinchu's sharp eagle-like eyes stared at Guan Youjun well, not letting go of any mistakes in her words.
"Hehe~Hehe~Hehe~ Maybe I'm the material to be a eunuch......" Guan Youjun could only laugh awkwardly and make an explanation that went against his will.
But this sentence somehow pleased Han Yinchu, he clenched his fist with his other hand and put it to his lips, covering his light smile, Guan Youjun was a little stunned for a while-
"Xiao Guanzi, when the matter is done, let Huang Bao give you a promotion; Eat more, grow more meat, your hands are ...... to the touch."
This dog thing really can't speak, and the last sentence can obviously not be said! This girl still thinks the cocoons on your big dog's paws are abrasive! ……
But the "workplace expert" Guan Youjun is still smiling like a flower, and he is happy to thank him against his will, don't worry, this girl will definitely eat more!!
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Guan Youjun went to the Ministry of Rites and asked for the plan for the Queen Mother's birthday, and studied it carefully:
According to the past practice, in the morning will first accept the congratulations of the princes and ministers led by the emperor in the palace, and then drive in a big row, mighty and mighty, out of the Xihua Gate of the Imperial Palace, take the North Long Street, turn to Xi'anmen Street, pass through the West Fourth Road Intersection, go north along the West Fourth North Street, pass through the Xinjiekou, go out of the Xizhi Gate, go straight to the 'Qingyi Garden' built in the previous dynasty, and then listen to the big drama in the Qingyi Garden, open a big feast.
Han Yin initially felt that because it was the first time he had ascended the throne, he wanted to do it decently but not much money, so he asked Huang Bao and the household department to run it together.
Not only the imperial palace and Qingyi Garden should be properly purchased, but also beside the dozens of miles of avenues from Xihua Gate to Qingyi Garden, dotted with landscapes along the way, built scripture altars, theaters, color halls, archways, organized monks to chant scriptures, opera troupes acted, and welcomed by the road for viewing on the way, which is the "point view" project of celebrating birthdays.
The two corner buildings at the intersection of the West Fourth Road were built in this "point view" project. The function of building this building is to cover up the unbeautiful houses behind, to add a festive atmosphere, and to set up a guard at the commanding heights upstairs.
Guan Youjun seems to understand something, and wants to come to Han Yinchu to ask her about the "quality of the project" some time ago, and also has the idea of saving money on these two "corner buildings"!