117 Pufferfish (There are no pufferfish in Dongting Lake, because the plot requires it, so it appears)
When Li Lao Er woke up, he only heard the sound of kitchen knives chopping on the cutting board outside.
He didn't think much about it, he just thought that the boatman was cooking fish to eat according to his instructions, and then he thought about it: No~ Killing fish, isn't it just a matter of a knife? Why do you still chop so much? ……
He got up slightly, and looked through the gap in the curtain of the boat, and saw that the old man rowing was nowhere to be seen, and the two people, one tall and one short, were sitting on the ground with their backs to him, not knowing what they were discussing.
He pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and there was a faint sound in the wind on the lake:
“…… Wait for the start of the quick! But you must not kill it first! —" said the little man, in a clearer voice.
"Well, I remember. gouge out the eyes first, then disembowel and remove the internal organs; Then the gills are removed, and finally the skin can be peeled......" replied the tall one in a slightly deep voice.
Li Lao Er was like a thunderbolt, stunned on the spot.
What the hell is he, he, he, he, what exactly are they trying to do?! It can't be what he thinks, slaughtering him and eating it raw, right? ……
It's not impossible! They're "three against one"! ——
"I've been thinking about this 'Shih Tzu Milk' for a long time, and today is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! It's so quiet on this lake, and you can't hear it even if you cut your throat......"
Not to mention killing a few pufferfish? ——
"Ahh - Don't kill me, don't kill me, my milk is really not delicious! I know that I have done a lot of evil and prey, but I am not guilty of death, and I don't have to end up being swallowed up! ”
Li Lao Er wanted to jump off the boat and escape, but suddenly saw the tall one, and only glanced at it with slanted eyes and cold.
The eyes of the tall man are like the blacks on the board of Go that the reader likes to be elegant: there is no brilliance when he looks at people, and no one seems worthy of his sighting; But if it is swallowed on the chessboard, it is only in an instant.
He thinks that the master with such a pair of eyes can completely do such a thing as slaughtering people alive, let alone eating human milk!
He Li Lao Er has eaten "raw fried donkey meat", that is, the donkey meat is directly blanched, cut off and then served on the table; In the antechamber, I could hear how miserable the donkey's cry was, and how delicious the donkey meat was in his mouth.
Is it really "one report and one report"?! ——
Thinking of this, Li Lao Er directly covered his chest, knelt in the cabin and couldn't stop wailing, feeling something in his belly churning, as if the donkey meat was "Nezha making trouble". The mouth is also shouting, and he keeps babbling nonsense:
"A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, don't eat me! ——
Yue Zhixian asked me to take the official document to urge the Meng family, the Jing family, the Hu family, and those powerful people who have something to do with them, it's not that I don't want to accept it! How can their powerful gentry take my little minions in their eyes?!
So much so that when I went to the street to catch drunks and homeless people and throw them into the prison, I was also 'forced to do so'......
Woowoo...... I'm just an errand servant, and I'm a soft-spoken man, and although I beat and scolded those ordinary people, I was a little heavier, but I didn't sin to death......"
Guan Youjun pinched a pufferfish that had been blown into a balloon and was at a loss, and subconsciously asked: "Then what?" ”
"And then?" Li Lao Er was so frightened that he didn't dare to raise his head:
"And then, and then I jumped on the boat...... Yue Zhixian ordered us to be severely punished, and the men in the yamen reported to our brothers who were urging us to pay money and grain, and our family did not dare to go back, but dared to get on the boat and hide for two days......
Zuo but that Yue Zhi County has experienced it twice, and he knows the severity; After all, we all have to rely on us to work, how can there be a reason for the left hand to hit the right hand? ——”
Han Yinchu got up, step by step, and came to Li Lao Er in a very oppressive manner:
"Aren't you afraid that Yue Qi will masturbate you? The boatman knows that you are an official who has angered the magistrate, even if they kick you down, it will be fine, and no one will be guilty of taking the initiative to find you......"
At the mention of this, Li Lao Er couldn't help but get a little carried away: "What are you afraid of?" At that time, you can also go to the 'river mooring'! Anyway, it's these brothers who go back and forth, and it's really not okay to go to the Meng family and the Hu family to be thugs and family members......
These stinky fishers don't dare to slack off us, it's just that there is one less meal a day, and they will look good when they go ashore! After all, we don't call for the money and food of the powerful people, and they have to give us something back, right? ——”
is still "forced to do so", isn't this just "complicity"! ——
"And in the depths of this Dongting Lake...... Damn, you guys are playing me?! ——”
Li Lao Er raised his head, the sword he imagined was indeed carrying a knife, and in the other hand, he was also pinching a pufferfish.
It's just that his hands are stronger, and the poor little pufferfish seems to be about to be pinched and exploded.
Guan and Jun originally planned to cook pufferfish with Han Yinchu to eat, the pufferfish meat is delicious, but they can't be killed after death, otherwise the toxins in the organs, ovaries, etc. will spread to the meat.
As long as she sat in the boat, she would have been hungry for pufferfish.
Killing people at the beginning of Han Yin is like chopping melons and vegetables, and it must be okay to think of a piece of fish, right?!
She had the courage to discuss and discuss, but she didn't expect Han Yinchu, who was strong in martial arts and extremely fast in sword skills, to immediately agree, saying that he was willing to use the knife to slice the fish.
Guan Youjun is simply flattered, the charm of this pufferfish is too great! Han Yinchu, who always looks at the sky with nostrils, can't resist the charm of pufferfish, and wants to feast on it! She didn't even have to persuade her to agree.
Although this knife is another knife worker......
While they were discussing how to kill the fish, the officer who suddenly jumped on the boat began to cry wolf.
Although he had known what their minions had done from the boatman, he had heard him say it again, and his anger was still unabated.
Yue Qi seemed to be a little tender, and he didn't have the errand of his fellow Jinshi Club in Chaoyang County, but he seemed to be restrained by his subordinates and the forces behind them.
Meng, Jing, Hu –
Well...... Yuezhou Meng, prefect Hu——
"Which one is the Jing clan you just said?" Guan Youjun was not in the mood to eat pufferfish, so he directly threw the small meat ball in his hand.
"Which one else can it be, the current Hu Guangbu political envoy Si Youbu political envoy ......"
Han Yinchu looked directly into Guan Youjun's eyes and answered her question.
She couldn't help but think of the "fake diamond" incident, this political envoy of Jingbu, or a local clan, did he have any elements involved in it? ……
"You two, you're just impatient! Why don't you kneel down and kowtow to the uncle to make amends? ……”
Li Laoer, who was like a puddle of mud, finally found his knee after a long time-
(End of chapter)