118 Dream Falling Mirror Lake

As soon as he lifted his body, his long legs took three steps and made two steps at the beginning, and kicked his long legs beside Li Lao Er, Li Lao Er suddenly covered his calf tibia, and he couldn't get up for a long time with cold sweat.

"How should you punish a 'little ghost' like you? You kind of minion is nothing more than a gadfly that follows the jackal to suck some blood, and you are afraid of dirty my hands when you are crushed to death......

From Li Laoer's point of view, he could only see the tight jaw angle of the tall young man; Even if he stood facing his backlight, the sharp outline was like a sharp blade, and it would make a sonorous sound when it hit the wind.

The other thin man, who was always smiling, walked forward with his hands rubbed. He squatted at the feet of the tall young man, and said not without innocence:

"What about the 'boat execution'? It is to put you in a small boat, with your back tied to the boat, but your hands, your feet, and your head will be free;

Then smear milk and honey on you, but you will not be left to fend for yourself in this 'Dongting Lake'! Instead, they put you into a muddy pond full of toads and mosquitoes laying eggs, and spend your days in the company of mosquitoes and flies, and under the big sun;

If you're lucky, if someone feeds you and puts honey on you every day, you'll live for 17 days in your own pile of feces, insect eggs, and honey......

Hey, you! ——”

Before Guan Youjun's words were finished, she smelled a fishy smell, and it was inconvenient for her to retreat while squatting, so she was directly picked up by Han Yinchu and left the range that Li Lao'er's urine could cover.

Guan Youjun somehow thought of the full-color "Ben and Hairpin" she bought, which has a mirror to play......

Stop, stop! You can't think about it anymore! ——

Guan Youjun poked Han Yinchu's chest behind him with his elbow: "Lord, master, let me down......"

Han Yinchu smiled heartily in the invisible place behind Guan Youjun: if it weren't for the fishy smell of urine sent by the wind, this would simply be the best time to confess, Guan Youjun couldn't run if he wanted to......

"Let's have some breakfast, 'egg skin whitebait soup'...... Finish. Holding a pot of fish soup that makes people salivate for 3,000 feet, he stopped his footsteps in a place far away from the "conjoined baby" Hanyin Chu and Guan and Jun;

Then he lowered his eyes, looked at the sky for a while, looked at the boat for a while, and looked at Li Lao Er for a while, but he didn't look at Guan Hejun and Han Yinchu in front of him.

Guan Youjun hurriedly broke free from the shackles of Han Yinchu, and relieved the embarrassment with his hand: "Hehehe, uncle, don't get me wrong, the two of us imitate 'Cadre Mo Evil'......"

Uncle Gong had disbelief written on his face: "Isn't the cadre Mo Xie Sword Forger and his wife a man and a woman......"

Guan Youjun opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to "quibble", and then Uncle Gong answered: "But the emperor likes men now, and I think I'm old after all......"

Guan Youjun's nostrils couldn't stop fluttering: This is a big melon! ——

Then her eyes glanced at Han Yinchu uncontrollably: she stayed with this dog emperor all day long, but she didn't know that he was a bent? ……

Han Yinchu's direct pupils shook at the bottom of his eyes: He meant something to Guan Hejun...... Co-author: Do all the people in Dayong know about it? Wait, is this the reason why all the show girls participating in this year's election are uglier than the other?! ——

Gong didn't realize the undercurrent of the two people in front of him at all, and looked at Li Lao Er lying on the ground, with a look of surprise and fear: "He, he, he, he, he, he's dead?" ——”

Guan Youjun stepped forward and kicked him, and the latter snorted twice: "It's okay, old man, he just fainted in fright, don't be afraid." ”

The captain looked at Li Laoer's crotch and the color was obviously darker, and his disgust was even more overflowing: "What did the little boy say to him?" Scared like this? ——”

"It's just to scare and scare him into inflicting 'boat punishment' on him, how can civilized people like us really do this? Right, master? ——”

Guan Youjun turned his head, wanting Han Yinchu to support her, not to deepen the uncle's impression that they were "perverted"; But turning his face, Han Yinchu seemed to be really thinking about something.

Guan Youjun "sighed" in his heart: It's bad, it won't stimulate the potential factor of the bad seed of this dog emperor, right?

She pulled out a "stiff" smile: "Lord, master, you don't really think about the operability of carrying out the 'boat execution', do you?" ……”

Han Yinchu leaned on the cabin and crossed his chest, looking at her with a smile on his lips, noncommittal.

Guan Youjun swallowed his saliva and continued to force a smile: "Lord, master, don't laugh, I'm afraid ......"

"Two guest officers, let's eat first! - "In the end, Uncle Gong finally noticed that the direct undercurrent between the two was really weird, and he spoke out hard to break the deadlock.

Han Yinchu's eyelids drooped, glanced at the direction where Li Lao Er was lying, and silently said: He didn't want to eat.

If you don't eat, you don't eat.

Guan Youjun was not used to his fault, pinched his nose and ignored the strange taste, scooped the fish soup with a spoon, and took the lead in sending it to his mouth.

"Huhuhu! - "Guan Youjun stuck out his tongue to relieve the burning heat of being burned; But because the fish soup was so delicious, I couldn't help but scoop it again, put it in my mouth again, and then scald it again, and the cycle repeated.

Han Yinchu really couldn't stand the reincarnation of a starving ghost like Guan Hejun, so he stepped forward and grabbed Guan Youjun's upper arm: "Can't you eat it cold?" ”

Guan Youjun couldn't, scooped his mouth again, and then put it under his lips and kept blowing to cool down, and talked to the old man in this interval:

"Uncle, you just said that there are four major families of 'Dream Falling Mirror Lake', but only the Meng clan of Yuezhou, Lord Jing of the political envoy and Lord Hu of the prefect of Yuezhou appeared. ……

Hey, master, that's mine! ——”

Guan Youjun watched Han Yinchu take her hand and send the delicious fish soup in the spoon in her hand into his own mouth, and he was about to be angry into a pufferfish!

This person has to wait for her to blow cold before drinking, this guy is so shameless! ——

Uncle Gong once again "didn't have a face", covering his face, as if he was ashamed and seemed to feel spicy:

"Xiao Gongzi should have heard of the 'Luo Clan', which was known as the 'No. 1 family in the world' more than ten years ago!"

Guan Youjun and Han Yinchu glanced at each other and nodded: "Yes, but the Luo clan is now a real 'cold door'!" What's more, there is a suspicion of going against the Heavenly Family, the Han Clan, how can it still be a local clan? ”

"The guest officer only knows one thing but doesn't know the other, so the Luo clan is always 'a hundred-legged insect that dies but does not stiffen', how can it easily fall apart? As everyone knows, they are surnamed 'Luo', with their intricate relationship with the other three families, colluding with local officials in Huguang, entrenched in this Dongting Lake, they are the real 'Dongting Yiba'! ”

(End of chapter)