"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Hearing Lu Heng's question, Xiao Chu did not answer directly, but showed a smile.

I know this smile!

Lu Heng shook his head lightly, and couldn't help but make him laugh.

The sailors laughed very happily, and sent a barrage one after another, and began to ridicule this Xiao Chu.

"Little brother, why are you smiling so greasy at your age?"

"Greasy is not the key, the key is that this kid is smiling too obscenely!"

"Yes, yes, it's so obscene! I can't stand it anymore! ”

"I saw the helplessness of a single young man from Xiao Chu's smile!"

"With his lewd smile, any woman who sees it has to turn around and leave, right?"

"More than that, any female, I should say!"

"Don't be too outrageous! Xiao Chu picks up well, and then you will find that you still can't find a girlfriend! ”

"Brother is right, Xiao Chu, you have to pay more attention to your appearance, and you will soon find that you are indeed ugly!"

"Sister has a good foundation, come on!"

"Indeed, Xiao Chu Ling should adjust her living habits!"

"Don't stay up late, you have acne on your face and dark circles, which little girl can also look at you?"

"Xiao Chu, you must insist on yourself! Go your own way and let others say go! ”

"What do you mean? Is this trying to get rid of a competitor? ”

"If there is one more single, isn't it one more daughter-in-law?"

"If you want me to say, it's better to be single, you can eat whatever you want, and you can wash your feet if you want to!"

"Big brother, is he regular in washing your feet?"

"Nonsense, who is going to be regular?"

"Ask the eldest brother to show you a clear path......"

The ridicule of the sailors did not affect Xiao Chu's mood at all.

At this time, he showed a touch of shyness on his face, and said a little embarrassed: "Old Daoist, I want to ask you to help me calculate the marriage!" ”

"The other three animals in our dormitory have all found girlfriends, and I'm alone!"

"Looking at the sweetness of the three of them, I feel a little lonely in my heart."

"So, I just wanted to ask you to help me figure out when I'll find a girlfriend."

When Lu Heng heard this, he smiled faintly and said, "It turns out that Chu Xiaoyou wants to be married!" ”

"Then please wait for a while, Rong Lao Dao, I will calculate carefully!"

"Okay, okay!"

Xiao Chu nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice.

However, he felt that his performance seemed to be a little too anxious.

So, he added another sentence without three hundred taels of silver: "Old Daoist, you count slowly!" ”

"Actually, I'm not in a hurry!"

Lu Heng smiled and didn't say anything.

Look at your monkey hurry, aren't you too anxious?

Fools don't believe it!

After glancing at Xiao Chu twice, he silently called out the Heavenly Mandate System in his heart.

"System, inquire about this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To query future information, you will need to consume three days of life of the host, do you want to continue?] 】

"Yes!"

After he confirmed, Xiao Chu's future experience soon began to play out in front of him.

After reading Xiao Chu's original future fate, Rao is well-informed Lu Heng couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.

Boy!

I call out to the good guys!

Lu Heng has shown so many people the future and the past, but it is the first time he has seen someone with such a fate!

From a certain point of view, this kid should also be regarded as the protagonist's fate!

Because of this Xiao Chu's life, it is in response to the classic movie line: "I am destined to commit a lonely star, I will die without a companion, and I will be lonely for a lifetime!" ”

In Xiao Chu's future, he has had a total of four marriages and girlfriends, and he has more than double digits.

But whether it's a double-digit girlfriend or four marriages, in the end, his relationship all ended in failure!

And among these feelings, five love crystals were also born.

But these five children are either far away or have gone abroad, and the relationship between them and Xiao Chu is very weak.

In the end, Xiao Chu had no relatives around him.

Even the pets he had didn't end well.

The longest life is a year and a half at most.

These pets are either lost, hit by a car, or accidentally fall downstairs......

On the contrary, it is a lost pet that can live for a few more years.

All in all, this Xiao Chu is the real Heavenly Evil Lone Star!

"Hoo ......"

Lu Heng slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity.

Looking at Xiao Chu who was full of anticipation on the screen, he really didn't know how to speak at this time.

Seeing Lu Heng's hesitation, the sailors couldn't help but be a little curious.

"The old Taoist actually showed a rare look of hesitation, does Xiao Chu have anything to say about the future?"

"! Xiao Chu shouldn't be a girlfriend in the future, right? ”

"I guess, it's very likely!"

"If that's not the case, how can the old Taoist hesitate?"

"Congratulations to our live broadcast room, there is another single!"

"Singles come, singles go! Xiao Chu, it's still your ×! ”

"According to the current situation, how can Xiao Chu be a bachelor all the time?"

"Maybe something unexpected will happen in the future! For example, he was kicked below by a football, causing him to become Grandpa Chu! ”

"Damn, can you hope that people will be better? Can't you have a car accident, people just karma? ”

"You're tougher than anyone else!"

"If you want to be honest, it's not impossible!"

"Then I guess Xiao Chu had sex reassignment surgery and became a woman in the future, so what girlfriend does she have?"

“666！ I didn't expect Xiao Chu to be a girl at heart! ”

"In this case, there are no girlfriends, but there are a lot of boyfriends!"

"I'm really convinced, you guys are more brainy, right?"

"This should be the first sailor to be counted out as lonely since the live broadcast of the Taoist, right?"

"Ma Ma Di, this so-called 'lucky water friend' is really poisonous!"

"I now announce that Xiao Chu has become the most unfortunate 'lucky water friend' in our live broadcast room!"

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! Xiao Chu Shi's main color root has been broken, it is better to be a monk with the ancient Buddha of the green lantern! ”

"Xiao Chu, come on, the door of our family has been opened to you!"

"Acute sub (laugh) ...... peculiar to homo"

The sailors opened their minds, and in less than a few minutes, they came up with more than a dozen messy ideas.

This made Xiao Chu tremble!

What, I'm a single in the future?

What, I will become a father-in-law in the future?

What, I'm going to be hit by a car in the future?

What, I would choose to be transgender in the future?

What, I turned out to be a monk in the future?

What, I ...... in the future

Looking at the answers given by the sailors, Xiao Chu really wanted to cry without tears.

He hurriedly looked at Lu Heng and asked aggrievedly, "Old Daoist, have you figured it out?" ”

(End of chapter)