Chapter 476: Laugh before you cry

"My future shouldn't be as everyone says, right?"

Xiao Chu hurriedly asked.

He no longer had the smile he used to have, and his face was melancholy.

He tilted his face forty-five degrees so that the tears did not flow.

"Alas!"

Lu Heng looked at his appearance as a living treasure, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.

When Xiao Chu saw this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the melancholy just now disappeared in an instant.

The corners of his mouth curled slightly, revealing a smile that he thought was evil and crazy.

"Hahahaha!"

"I really can't be single for the rest of my life!"

"Look, the old Taoist is shaking his head!"

Xiao Chu's words were obviously said to the sailors in the live broadcast room.

At this time, he must be as proud as he is.

And after seeing him get carried away, the sailors were suddenly angry.

"Little Chuzi, don't be happy for too long, the old Taoist is sighing!"

"Yes, yes, the Taoist chief hasn't said anything!"

"You kid is proud now, and when you cry later!"

"Xiao Chu, if you don't play a bachelor, I'm sorry for your current decay!"

"I suggest that you go to the hospital to see a psychiatric department, why do you start hallucinating in a good manner?"

"I am willing to use Xiao Chu to be single for 20 years in exchange for the health and longevity of our sailors in the live broadcast room!"

"Okay, I'll agree!"

"Based on my experience of watching the live broadcast of the old Taoist for so long, he likes to play reversal very much, so Xiao Chu, don't be too proud!"

"Look at your smug look, I finally know what it means to be a 'villain'!"

"Hehe, the old Taoist has not spoken for so long, Xiao Chu, you have to be mentally prepared!"

"Didn't I say, just Xiao Chu's sloppy appearance, can you still find a girlfriend?"

"Not necessarily! After all, everyone's tastes are different. ”

"I agree with that, I have a friend who likes to eat fat meat and drive tanks!"

"Your friend's hobby is quite special!"

"This so-called friend can't be yourself, right?"

"I have a friend series again?"

Xiao Chu looked at these barrages of sailors, not only did he not have any anger, but he became more and more happy.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Just say it, the more you say, the more jealous you will be of me!"

Xiao Chu smiled and said very proudly.

And at this time, Lu Heng also smiled and said: "Don't brush any singles and singles." ”

"Actually, Chu Xiaoyou is still very popular with women."

"In the future that I have calculated, Chu Xiaoyou has a total of four marriages and more than ten girlfriends."

When Xiao Chu heard this, he was stunned at first, and then became even more excited and excited.

"Old Daoist, I believe in you!"

"What you say must be true!"

"I didn't expect me to be so popular with girls in the future!"

"It's really three days, you should be impressed!"

Xiao Chu said triumphantly.

In fact, he didn't expect that he would have so much peach blossom luck in the future after being single for 20 years.

Four marriages, more than a dozen girlfriends, what is this concept?

It doesn't seem to be an exaggeration to call it a "love saint", right?

"In the future, I will really be the saint of love!"

"This life is really lonely as snow!"

Xiao Chu raised his head slightly, and once again tilted his face to forty-five degrees, without letting the tears flow.

It's just that unlike last time, this time there are tears of excitement and joy.

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully a young man without a girlfriend!

Not only Xiao Chu himself, but even the sailors were shocked by Lu Heng's words.

"What are you kidding? With this decay, there will be so many women in the future? ”

"I don't understand it either, this kind of guy who lowers the level of appearance in our live broadcast room can have four marriages?"

"Made, in addition to those four marriages, he also has more than a dozen girlfriends!"

"Mamadi, it's unbelievable!"

"Xiao Chu can get married four times and have more than a dozen girlfriends, will there be any single people in the world today?"

"Woooooooooo......oo I cried! ”

"This kid shouldn't have gone to plastic surgery and then become a rich woman, right?"

"I don't rule it out! After all, when the old Taoist was live broadcast before, he met a professional rich woman! ”

"I can't believe that this guy with a pimple-covered face can have such good peach blossom luck!"

"Don't say anything, envy, jealousy and hate!"

"I know you're in a hurry, but please don't worry! After all, our old Taoist hasn't finished talking yet! ”

"Yes, yes, if it's really that simple, how could the old Taoist hesitate for so long?"

"What our old Taoist is best at is the reversal, looking forward to Xiao Chu's reversal!"

"What else can this reverse? Could it be that Xiao Chu's future wife and girlfriend are blind? ”

"Haha, maybe that!"

Lu Heng glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and nodded secretly in his heart.

Worthy of being a long-time fan of mine!

You still know me!

He said slowly: "Chu Xiaoyou, although you have four marriages in the future and more than a dozen girlfriends, your emotional career has ended in failure!" ”

"In your future love life, you have a total of five children."

"But because of the problems of educating your children, and other reasons, the relationship between these five children and you is not very good."

"When they grow up, they either go abroad or settle in other provinces, and none of them are with you."

"Until you die, you are alone, without anyone else around......"

After hearing these words, Xiao Chu, who was still smug just now, was instantly dumbfounded.

The smile on his face froze.

"This ...... How is this possible? ”

"I have four wives, a dozen girlfriends, and five children......"

"How come there is only one person before he dies?"

Xiao Chu muttered to himself.

His sweet dream, before it even started, was already shattered!

Where is your love saint?

It's a lonely star!

Obviously, he has four wives, more than a dozen girlfriends, and five children......

But before he died, he was lonely!

No wonder the old Taoist hesitated for a long time before, and then looked like he wanted to speak and stopped.

It turns out that his future fate is so outrageous!

"Oh my God, this is outrageous, isn't it?"

Xiao Chu thought about it, and couldn't help but scratch his hair with his hand.

How can my future self be like that?

What went wrong?

Is it because of his bad vision, and the girlfriend and wife he chooses are white-eyed wolves?

Impossible!

Even if it's bad once, can't you have problems every time?

(End of chapter)