The smile doesn't go away, it just shifts from one person's face to another's.

Xiao Chu showed an expression like a mournful woman at this time, but the sailors were all happy, and they couldn't close their legs.

"Hahaha! Laughing to death! I'm laughing a little out of breath right now! ”

"Xiao Chu Xiao Chu, can I interview you about how you feel now?"

"Good fellows! It's like riding a roller coaster, up and down, it's so exciting! ”

"Xiao Chu's face-changing kung fu can be regarded as okay!"

"I used to smile proudly, but now why do I cry?"

"Xiao Chu, what about your pride? What about your forgetfulness? What about your smugness? ”

"Our old Taoist, it's really a mudslide in the live broadcast world!"

"Who watched the effect of this show, who was not convinced?"

"Brother, since you are destined to be lonely all your life, it is better to stay away from women completely from now on!"

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! It's still the most suitable monk for Xiao Chu! ”

"Xiao Chu, I think you might as well give yourself a knife and completely break your thoughts!"

"You're so bad! But I like it! ”

"If I didn't say it, you can't hope that Xiao Chu will be better?"

"Xiao Chu, listen to my uncle's advice: This woman, you can't grasp it, it's better to let your uncle come, your uncle can afford it!"

"Those women will only make you unlucky! But fortunately, you still have my brother! As an elder brother, I am willing to bear these misfortunes for you selflessly! ”

"Everyone is from the Dragon Kingdom, so they should help each other, so let me come!"

"Don't, you're all big brothers, let me come!"

"What's the joy of life, and what's the pain of death? Let me bear the misfortune for everyone! ”

"Made, you guys are shameless!"

Looking at these barrages of water friends, Xiao Chu really wanted to cry without tears.

You scum, if you don't comfort me, forget it, and even fall into the well!

Xiao Chu cried with a sad face, and pleaded with Lu Heng: "Old Daoist, I really don't want to be alone to death in the future!" ”

"I'd rather not have four marriages than a dozen girlfriends."

"All you need is a wife and a few children."

"Old Daoist, you can do well, help me!"

As a normal person, who would like to be alone and die alone in their old age?

As long as he thought of his future misery, Xiao Chu couldn't help but tremble.

"Chu Xiaoyou, in fact, it is not difficult to change the established future!"

"If you make changes now, the future will change with you!"

Lu Heng has seen Xiao Chu's future, so he naturally knows what is wrong with this kid.

"Old Daoist, please give me some advice!"

"My brain is like mush now, and I don't know what to do better."

"Don't worry, I will definitely change my ...... according to your instructions"

Xiao Chu replied with sincerity.

"Since Xiaoyou has said everything here, then I will briefly talk about your shortcomings!"

Regarding Xiao Chu's statement, Lu Heng was quite satisfied.

He stroked his long beard and said slowly: "First of all, Xiaoyou is too abusive! ”

"In the future, although you can't talk about seeing one and loving one, you are not much different."

"Your dissolute feelings, so that although you have many marriages and many girlfriends, you have never had a happy love ending."

"If you can change the abusive relationship, there will definitely be a better ending in the future."

"Abusive?"

After listening to this, Xiao Chu thought about it carefully, and he really had a bit of a love for the other.

In just two years of college life, he liked eight or nine girls.

Although he hasn't confessed to these girls yet, he can also see how strange he is in terms of feelings.

After thinking about it again and again, Xiao Chu hurriedly nodded and said, "Old Daoist, don't worry!" ”

"I will definitely get rid of this abusive problem, and I will definitely be single-minded in the future, and I will not be half-hearted, eating in the pot and looking at the pot!"

"Good!"

Lu Heng nodded and continued: "Secondly, Xiaoyou, you should change your current sloppy and lazy problem!" ”

"In the next two years of college life, sloppiness and laziness have gradually become your habits."

"Even for decades afterward, you won't be able to break those two bad habits."

"In your first marriage, you had a good relationship with your wife, but the other party couldn't stand your sloppy habits."

"That's why your first marriage will end without a hitch."

"And in your third marriage, your wife got used to your laziness and had many quarrels with you, which ended in divorce."

"If Xiaoyou can change his sloppiness and laziness, then the future is bound to be very different."

"Lazy? Sloppy? ”

After listening to Lu Heng's words, Xiao Chu looked at the stinky clothes on his bed.

Boy!

The clothes and pants hadn't been washed for two or three months.

If it weren't for the fact that it was winter, I am afraid that these clothes and pants would have gone bad.

Then, he glanced at the instant noodle bowls that had been stacked under his bed.

This is also the result of months of accumulation.

Even though the trash can was downstairs, he still didn't bother to go downstairs to throw out the trash.

Thinking about the three roommates who were reluctant to return to the dormitory, he seemed to understand something.

After listening to Lu Heng's suggestion, the sailors also nodded their heads in agreement.

"Xiao Chu, it's not my brother, I said, you're too sloppy!"

"Can't you wash your stinky clothes frequently?"

"I can smell a bad smell through the screen!"

"I've been smelling stinky feet for a long time!"

"Don't stay up late to read study materials in the future, I don't know how long it will take for this pimple to go away."

"The old Taoist's suggestion is very reasonable, and the single sailors in the live broadcast room should also learn and learn."

"I don't understand, just like that, how can I find a girlfriend?"

"Yes! He is lazy and sloppy, but just like that, he can still get married four times and have more than a dozen girlfriends, is there any reason for this? ”

"It's unreasonable! Fortunately, he will still be old in the future, otherwise, I would be really jealous. ”

"You said that Xiao Chu's three roommates are looking for girlfriends and don't go back to the dormitory, is there also a reason for this?"

"Nonsense! Who likes a bedroom with the smell of stinky feet? ”

"There is also the rancid smell of clothes that have not been washed for a long time, and the smell of garbage that has not been thrown away for a long time!"

"Rub! The instant noodle bowls stacked together, Du Nima has green hair, and I don't know if I threw it away? ”

"Xiao Chu, try to change! The brothers can't stand it anymore! ”

Looking at the barrage of sailors, Xiao Chu nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking rice.

He assured with a serious face: "Old Daoist, and the old buddies in the live broadcast room......"

"Don't worry, I'll change it now!"

"I'll do a big cleaning after the microphone connection is over later......"

(End of chapter)