Chapter 557: Vajra Qilin Arm
After reading the suggestions of the sailors and deciding not to get involved with his friends, Lao Zhu's mood suddenly relaxed a lot.
He turned his gaze and moved from the barrage to Lu Heng's body.
Then, he smiled and said, "Old Daoist, this problem that bothered me has been solved. ”
"Next, I'd like to ask you to tell my fortune!"
When Lu Heng heard this, he smiled faintly.
Is this finally your turn?
He asked softly, "Zhu Xiaoyou, I don't know what you want to count tonight?" ”
"Well...... this"
Lao Zhu hesitated slightly, his face suddenly turned a little red, and he said with a little hesitation: "Old Daoist, I want to ask you to help me calculate, when will I get married in the future!" ”
"You see that I'm also the boss, and now the family is in a hurry."
"So I just want to ask, when am I going to get married......"
After listening to the other party's appeal, Lu Heng was a little numb.
Why is it that the fortune tellers who have been looking for him recently are all about their future marriage?
However, he still nodded and agreed: "Okay, Zhu Xiaoyou!" ”
"Next, please Zhu Xiaoyou wait for a while, Rong Lao Dao, I will calculate carefully for you!"
After speaking, he silently called out the Heavenly Mandate System in his heart.
"System, inquire about this person's future information!"
[System prompt: To query future information, you will need to consume three days of life of the host, do you want to continue?] 】
"Yes!"
With his determination, everything about Lao Zhu's future was immediately presented in front of his eyes like a movie, scene after scene.
After watching all this, Lu Heng was silent.
The "sister-in-law, please let go" in front of him, and the previous "windward pee", are simply a pair of sleeping dragons and phoenixes!
For a moment, he didn't know how to speak.
And Lu Heng's short silence made the sailors start to laugh.
"It's over, it's over, the old Taoist doesn't speak!"
"Old Daoist's silence seems to mean that Lao Zhu is in trouble?"
"Looking at the appearance of the old Taoist who wants to speak and stops, I'm afraid that the future of this big brother Zhu is also ill-fated!"
"Could it be that Lao Zhu wants to be like Xiao Chu before, and die alone?"
"Maybe that's right! One surname Zhu and the other surname Chu, the surname is very related. ”
"It's not going to be another wifeless sentence, is it?"
"How's it going, Lao Zhu? Sweaty, right? ”
"If Lao Zhu dies alone in the future, it is better to take over now!"
"Pick-up? What kind of plate do you catch? ”
"Doesn't Lao Zhu have no girlfriend and no object, where is the plate?"
"! I understand, brother, you have a really big brain! ”
"Whose order can I take? Of course, it's his friend, Lao Zhang's plate! ”
"Shhh...... That's a way to do it! ”
"That Xiaoli has a daughter, and she is still pregnant, it just so happens that Lao Zhang is hesitant, if Lao Zhu Ling goes directly, it will be difficult to get a child and daughter!"
“666666! You're really good at coming up with ideas. ”
"For the sake of my brother, stick a knife in both sides! This plate, Lao Zhu took it! ”
"It's not me who said, a scheming woman like Xiaoli, if she was with Lao Zhu, would she hook up with others?"
"I think it's hanging! That woman has the ability to handle men, and it is estimated that a bachelor like Lao Zhu can easily handle it to death. ”
"I'm really Nyima! The old Taoist leader hasn't said the result yet, what are you guessing here? ”
"That is, what if you don't die alone, but die young?"
"Then it's better to die alone!"
"Okay, okay, can you hope that Brother Zhu will be better?"
Looking at these barrages of sailors, Lao Zhu's face was about to turn green.
What do you mean?
Could it be that he will not be able to find a wife in the future, and he will be reduced to loneliness and old age?
No way!
When pigs fly!
Lao Zhu immediately denied this in his heart.
At the same time, he added in his heart......
Even if I am lonely and old, I will never be a pick-up man and take someone else's plate!
Especially a scheming woman like Xiaoli!
Lao Zhu is very self-aware, and knows that people like himself will definitely not be able to play with a woman like Xiaoli.
After all, even Lao Zhang, who was vertical and horizontal in the sea of flowers and did not touch his body, was played with by Xiaoli in applause.
If he marries Xiaoli in the future, he doesn't have to think about it, he will definitely be eaten to death by the other party.
When the time comes, there will be a few green grasslands on top, I don't know yet!
Thinking of this, Lao Zhu couldn't help but say loudly: "Old Daoist, I am already thirty-three years old this year. ”
"It's just that I had two relationships during college and the year I graduated from college."
"Later, because of my work, I went abroad for a few years."
"By the time I want to solve my personal marital problems, I'm already thirty years old."
"In the past three years, I have also wanted to find a suitable girl to marry, but unfortunately I have never met her."
"As for blind dates, there is no such special relationship."
"I think I'm quite receptive."
"Old Daoist, if you have anything to say, just tell me directly!"
"I think I can handle ......"
When Lu Heng heard this, he shook his head lightly and said, "Zhu Xiaoyou, I have already calculated your future situation. ”
"As for marriage, you won't meet a woman until you're about forty years old......"
Hearing this, Lao Zhu was stunned.
No way? No way? No way?
There was an unbelievable glint in his eyes, and he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Old Daoist, isn't this ...... Impossible, right? ”
"Do I really have to be forty years old before I can meet the right woman?"
"According to the ridicule of netizens, you can practice the unicorn arm after being single for 30 years."
"I've been single for forty years, don't I have to practice some Vajra unicorn arm?"
I have to say that Lao Zhu's mentality is quite good.
Even if he couldn't meet the right woman until he was forty years old, he still didn't forget to tease himself.
How so?
Joy in the midst of suffering!
The sailors were also amused by his ridicule.
"Let's ask the future rivers and lakes, who is it besides my big brother Zhu?"
"Xiao Zhu, listen to the advice of me, if you really can't find a suitable girlfriend, it's better to find a confidant big sister, so as not to cause trouble in the rivers and lakes!"
"You bosom sister, is she serious?"
"I also want to find a bosom sister, preferably the one with a villa and a luxury car."
"What kind of confidant big sister is this Nima, isn't this a rich woman?"
"Brother Zhu, thank you for your contribution to the imbalance between men and women!"
"A radish has a pit, and one less radish is not one more pit? On behalf of the male compatriots across the country, I would like to thank Brother Zhu for his dedication in the past 40 years! ”
"Brother, although we can only find a suitable one when we are forty years old, no matter what, we must not be a pick-up man!"
"In my opinion, instead of getting married at the age of forty, it is better to take over Xiaoli now!"
"Yes, take over Xiaoli, you can not only take care of brotherhood, but also have both children and ......"
(End of chapter)