In the face of these ridiculous barrages of sailors, Lao Zhu's expression was a little embarrassed.

He didn't cry, he didn't laugh.

"Old Daoist, my situation is okay!"

"I feel that in my situation, I won't be able to find a suitable woman until I am forty years old, right?"

Lao Zhu was silent for a while, and then asked stubbornly.

When Lu Heng heard this, he smiled faintly and said: "There is actually a reason why Xiaoyou dragged on until he was forty years old to find a woman who suited his heart!" ”

"Please also ask the old Taoist to solve my doubts!"

Lao Zhu hurriedly asked.

He felt that he could not delay until he was forty years old for no reason.

Sure enough, there's a reason for that!

Thinking of this, his slightly embarrassed face finally showed a smile of excitement.

After all, if you want to get married, no one wants to delay until the age of forty to find the right woman to marry, right?

And at that age, how many good ones can be left to him?

Don't really be like what the sailors say, and end up being a pick-up man!

Lu Heng stroked his long beard lightly and said unhurriedly: "Zhu Xiaoyou, if you want to change your future fate, it's actually very simple!" ”

"You just need to stay at home honestly at night in the future and don't go out with your friend surnamed Zhang!"

"Huh?"

Hearing this, Lao Zhu was stunned again.

What's going on?

I dragged on until I was forty years old to find a suitable partner, is it related to Lao Zhang?

What did this Lao Zhang do to himself?

How could you let yourself find a partner so late?

After thinking of this, Lao Zhu's heart was full of doubts.

In contrast, the sailors were interested, showed their brains, and began to speculate.

"Lao Zhang, a person who likes to play, but is unwilling to be responsible, can't have a deep friendship!"

"From Lao Daochang's words, we can see that it was Lao Zhang who made Lao Zhu get married until he was forty years old, so the question is, what did Lao Zhang do?"

"Ahem...... That one...... That one...... Lao Zhang can't be HOMO, right? Hi"

"Uh-huh...... Ahh......h

"Like, like! Praise from the king"

"No, didn't this Lao Zhang get Xiaoli pregnant? How can it be that he still has something to do with Lao Zhu? ”

"Don't listen to these! The old Taoist asked Lao Zhu not to go out and ghost Lao Zhang at night, obviously the problem is here! ”

"That's what I feel!"

"Could it be that Lao Zhang took Lao Zhu out at night to make waves, which led to the infection of cauliflower?"

"In the future, Lao Zhang can still go out with Lao Zhu to have fun, it seems that he has no choice."

"It's a pity! A scumbag like Lao Zhang is better tied to death with a scheming like Xiaoli. ”

"Definitely! After these two people are tied to death, it will be a contribution to the vast number of human beings! ”

"Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu, don't you see, you thick eyebrows, big eyes, honest friends, often go out to surf at night?"

"People can't be good-looking, maybe our Brother Zhu is the old prince of the nightclub?"

"Good fellow, has you been promoted from the little prince to the old prince?"

"Then in the end, wouldn't you want to be promoted to the old prince?"

"Slave see the prince!"

"Lord Wang, I haven't seen you for many days, do you want to be a villain?"

"Good scout, the lord has a reward!"

"Everywhere is homo (sadness)"

Lao Zhu looked at the barrage floating on the computer screen, and after excluding those who played stalks and amused, he felt that the speeches of some sailors were quite reasonable.

The Immortal Daoist didn't let him break off relations with Lao Zhang just now.

Instead, let him stay at home in the future, and don't go out with Lao Zhang at night.

This also proves that his bad situation in the future is likely to have something to do with this.

"Ahem!"

Just as Lao Zhu fell into thought, he suddenly heard a light cough.

He hurriedly looked up and shifted his attention to the computer screen.

The same is true of the sailors in the live broadcast room.

Lu Heng's light cough attracted everyone's attention in the live broadcast room as always.

He then opened his mouth and said: "Old Dao, I believe that Zhu Xiaoyouling must be very puzzled in his heart, why Lao Dao didn't let you go out with that friend surnamed Zhang at night." ”

"Uh-huh!"

When Lao Zhu heard this, he nodded hurriedly to express confirmation.

Lu Heng smiled faintly and continued: "In the future that I have calculated, your friend surnamed Zhang finally married Xiaoli. ”

"However, his married life was not happy."

"During Xiaoli's pregnancy, he often looked for you, and a few other friends, to go to nightclubs to fool around."

"Probably around next year, you will be very depressed because of the failure of the blind date."

"That friend surnamed Zhang took the initiative to take you to a nightclub, and found a few nightclub princesses, wanting to comfort your lost mood."

"You fell in love with one of the nightclub princesses, and at the instigation of a friend surnamed Zhang, you decided to have a one-night stand."

"Just when you took the nightclub princess to the hotel by taxi, and finished the room, full of anticipation, the police suddenly broke down the door and entered the ......"

Speaking of this, Lu Heng paused slightly.

He held back the smile in his heart, and then said, "Then, you and the nightclub princess were arrested together." ”

"Under the investigation of the police, the identity of the nightclub princess was quickly revealed."

"It turned out that she was a runaway woman who specialized in the special services and had contracted AIDS more than a year ago."

"Fortunately, you didn't have a relationship with her, and you didn't have any money dealings, so the police just educated you and released you."

"You're very lucky to know something about the nightclub princess."

"If you get AIDS in a daze, there's really no place to reason......

When the sailors heard this, they were already completely laughing crazy.

"! I didn't expect Lao Zhu to have such an experience next year! ”

"I take back my previous words, this old Zhang is really a good brother, a good buddy!"

"Lao Zhu, you didn't get married until you were forty years old, it can't be because of this, right?"

"I was caught sweeping pornography, this luck is not very good!"

"Isn't that good? The loss is to be caught, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable! ”

"Yes, fortunately, the police uncles caught someone in time, but if it is a little later, he is infected with AIDS, where is the reason?"

"One day, you will meet a good girl who does not want your house, nor your car, nor your diamond ring and savings...... Of course, she won't want you either! ”

"No, no, no, it should be! One day, you will meet a good girl who doesn't want your car, she doesn't want your house, she only needs 500 yuan at a time! ”

"When did foot washing become so expensive?"

"Ah, it's a plum thing! Warts are no big deal, and the odds of winning are drenched! ”

"I suggest everyone be honest and don't go out and fool around with those women who don't know the details."

"Lao Zhu is lucky, if it were someone else, it would be estimated that he would be recruited......"

(End of chapter)