Chapter 2: The Circus of the Ridiculous
The two men also followed a man wearing a white horse hood to the front row to perform a family seat.
The children on the stage stood in a row, with a staff member wearing a frog hood standing beside him, and a handsome magician wearing a high magic hat on the side, directing other staff to put a box with a small animal that could lie down on an adult in front of the children wearing the clothes of the corresponding animal, and told the story of the fairy tale forest loudly with a broadcast voice.
With the deduction of the plot, the children lay down in the box in front of them under the leadership of the staff, and as the box was covered, the picture in the box suddenly appeared in Xu Shengsheng's mind.
Cheng Zifei was happily lying in the box, and suddenly five black tentacles stretched out from under the box, tightly, fixing her limbs and neck to the bottom of the box, and then a frog appeared in the box out of thin air, slowly becoming the size of Cheng Zifei, and even had human limbs, although it was still a frog's head, but Xu Shengsheng actually saw its greed for Cheng Zifei. Cheng Zifei's eyes had fear for the first time, but she found that she couldn't scream or move, so she could only let the frog monster's hand touch her face, and her mouth was still croaking.
Cheng Zifei didn't understand, but Xu Shengsheng understood. The frog was saying, "How lucky I am to have become a human, unlike me, who was about to become a human, but was forcibly cut out and thrown in the garbage." But that's okay, I'll be you soon. ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the other side of the black hole, and said enviously: "Your father is really a good father, and the second aunt with a black face, she also loves you wholeheartedly in her heart." It's good that I will have such a father and second aunt soon. ”
Xu Shengsheng looked at Cheng Anyu beside him with his eyes closed and an intoxicated expression, and everyone in the circus had this on their faces, so he guessed that he was hypnotized. I was anxious and worried about Cheng Zifei, and my head was running rapidly.
Why doesn't the frog move as soon as it enters the box, what is it waiting for?
Xu Shengsheng looked at the magician on the stage immersed in the story he was telling, and he was pacing small steps, as if walking in the jungle of his mouth.
He said, "The fairy godmother looked at the poor little frogs with pity, and gave each of them a large box with their patterns printed on it. ”
"Wait until 1 a.m. and you can sit in the box and go to your parents' house and convince your brothers and sisters that if they say yes, you can really be part of the family," the godmother said. ”
Xu Shengsheng looked at the magician on the stage who couldn't help but laugh weirdly, and a white light flashed in his head, it was the timing and the children's sentence I do.
The pointer on the stage had reached 12:57, Xu Shengsheng's heart was in a hurry, and his hands were unconsciously clenched into fists.
Xu Shengsheng looked at the tightly blocked circus shed, the audience who were hallucinating, and the looming various bull-headed horse-faced pig-headed monsters, the strong attack would definitely not work.
Is it just the timing and the phrase I will? No, Xu Shengsheng denied this conjecture again. The frog in the story wants to hear the sentence I am willing, but now all the children can't speak, so the sentence I am willing is dispensable, but if it is just the timing, then why hypnotize the whole audience, are they afraid of something? Xu Shengsheng's brain was running at great speed.
In life, parents have an innate authority over their children, in addition to parenting and protection. The frog wants to be Cheng Zifei, in addition to the real Cheng Zifei will not jump out to fight fakes, he must also get the approval of Cheng Anyu and Xu Xiaohui, and affirm that the fake Cheng Zifei is his daughter. At that time, even if others see that something is wrong, as long as Cheng Xu and the others are firm that this is their daughter, it will be difficult for others to criticize.
It is afraid that parents will see it and find out that the child has been dropped and say something negative, so they should hypnotize the parents. The other people present were hypnotized because they were afraid that they would point out the fake child and the three of them would become tigers, and if the parents were not firm in their hearts, the effect would collapse, so they had to hypnotize everyone. And everyone present should still be under hypnosis for a long time, after all, if you want to become a real person, you still need to adapt.
So the key figure in this tanuki for prince is this magician, but is his role only hypnotic? If that's all there is to it, then why is the frog waiting, waiting for 1 o'clock? It's still there, waiting for the moment when the story develops to the point where you can do it.
Thinking of this, Xu Shengsheng immediately determined what she should do, she stood up, and said in a sharp, strange voice: "The fairy godmother took the little frogs and waited quietly for 1 o'clock, but who knew that an uninvited guest came. It is dressed in gold armor, wearing a golden crown, holding a golden hoop stick, and stepping on cloud shoes. I heard the visitor shouting, 'Beast, don't talk nonsense here!' ’”
The voice was unusually loud in the quiet lobby. Contrary to the magician's deep broadcast tone, Xu Shengsheng's voice was strange, his tone was sharp, and he also said that the Chinese well-known Qi Tian Great Sage, one in China and one in the West, made this story unconventional, and everyone who fell into hypnosis frowned, their eyelids jumped, and some had opened a thin eye slit.
Xu Shengsheng saw that it was effective, and set up the shelf of the great sage, this posture was still what she learned from the Peking Opera "Monkey King Havoc in the Sky". She stepped forward quickly, flexibly bypassing the bull head and horse face who wanted to stop her, carrying a big iron stick in her hand that she didn't know when, and when she couldn't get around, she knocked it hard, and there were words in her mouth, or that strange tune, and said, "You don't recognize me?" Home Huaguo Mountain, ancestral water curtain cave, now is a fight to defeat the Buddha, you and other evil animals, not fast to appear! ”
The magician's face was pale with anger, and he was about to step forward to punish Xu Shengsheng, who didn't know the height of the sky, but just before he arrived, Xu Shengsheng slapped him on the neck with a stick, and the audience suddenly burst into a tidal wave of applause and thunderous cheers, and some people were in the audience as tap water to make up for Xu Shengsheng's classic line: "Eat my grandson!" ”
It turned out that everyone in the audience had already woken up, thinking that this was a new show that combined Chinese and Western, but Cheng Anyu saw that something was wrong. If it was his eldest brother who was playing with dancing sticks on the stage now, he still felt that the atmosphere might be here, and the eldest brother was completely exposed, and he couldn't get used to the bad script of the fairy godmother, so he went up to revitalize my traditional Chinese culture. But this is Xu Shengsheng, Xu Xiaohui and her cousin, Xu Shengsheng, who has been well-behaved and rigid and dogmatic since childhood!
Xu Shengsheng also saw Cheng Anyu who woke up, and knew how to guess the abnormality according to his brain, so he took away the bull ghost and snake that wanted to step forward and catch him, and his steps were certain, and he pointed with his hand, and said to Cheng Anyu: "Don't you release my apprentices and grandchildren quickly, I want to turn him upside down and make this frog hole!" ”