Chapter 3: The Circus of the Ridiculous
Cheng Anyu comprehended and shouted: "Obey the order and fight to defeat the Buddha!" ”
Holding Cheng Zifei's small pink schoolbag in his hand, he opened the bow left and right, and went to the stage to open the box.
The children inside were already crying snot, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and as soon as the lid was opened, as soon as the light came in, the black tentacles shrank back, and the frogman jumped out of the box and ran behind the scenes.
The audience cheered again and again, exclaiming: "Wonderful, the magician is really amazing, when did you change the staff into it, it's really amazing!" ”
"Come on, Great Sage!"
"Great Sage Chong!"
Only the parents found out that something was wrong after seeing their children's abnormalities, and they wanted to go on stage, and the cattle and horses around them were desperately intercepted. At first, they weren't sure if this was a new script written by the regiment leader, but when this group of people wanted to go on stage with a fierce face, no matter how dull they were, they realized that something was wrong, but in order to suppress the employees, the regiment commander would regularly draw their strength, so they couldn't do anything except look scary and be bigger and stronger.
The frightened children sat in the box and cried, only Cheng Zifei cried for a while, and saw the father and second aunt who were fighting bravely, crawling out of the box with their hands and feet.
Some children in the back also follow the same example, they can stop crying and don't cry, and they can't stop crying, but with the increase in the number of children who crawl out of the box, many children are scared, but they also learn to climb out.
There was a troublemaker in the audience who shouted loudly: "Chong, the opportunity to fight side by side with the Great Sage has arrived!" ”
"Down with the fairy godmother!"
"Down with the circus!"
The scene was chaotic, and this may be the most chaotic, riotous, and failed performance since the magician started.
Xu Shengsheng saw Cheng Zifei's face flushed and killed in front of her father, the father and daughter seemed to be in a play, and their mouths were still squeaking: "Oh, evil animal, I am the Monkey King sitting down the No. 108/107 apprentice grandson, Hugh ~~~~~ is rampant, eat my pack/box." ”
Xu Shengsheng, who played the role of the Great Sage, saw that the situation was almost over, the magician seemed to have been hit hard, and the head of the person under the high hat was like a shadow, knowing that if he waited for a while, it would not be the anger of the group, but the fear of the group, so he snapped the stick and said loudly: "Children, let me make a hole!" ”
"Rush!" It was still the shouting that took the lead in causing trouble, infecting a string of mass "actors" one after another, everyone rushed out, parents hugged their children tightly and bore the brunt, and Xu Shengsheng and the three of them were also mixed in, taking advantage of the chaos to escape from the circus.
The circus was in a mess, the venue was empty, the cows and horses were hiding in a corner in fear, the magician, that is, the head of the troupe, took off his hat, revealing the two heads on it, the top one was a frog head, and the next one next to it was a woman's head that was sinking into a fish and a goose, and the three heads stared gloomily at Xu Shengsheng in the crowd.
Xu Shengsheng was sensitive, and when he was far away, he looked back at the circus, Cheng Zifei and Cheng Anyu also stopped, and looked at her gaze, Cheng Zifei exclaimed: "Monster! ”
When the other smiling people heard this, they turned around one after another, and they were all frightened and frightened.
"Demons and monsters leave quickly, demons and monsters leave quickly!" Xu Shengsheng felt that the voice was familiar, and when he looked back, it was indeed the man who hit the head twice. I thought: Oh, faith is quite sea.
Xu Shengsheng naturally woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning, running around in her dreams for a night, she wanted to sleep a little, but she thought that she was going to take Cheng Zifei to the newly opened amusement park to play today, so she still got up and made a cup of coffee.
Cheng Zifei has a super strong sense of time, a three-year-old kid who does things every day, and Xu Shengsheng is a person who does things casually and has no concept of time.
Before the age of three, Xu Shengsheng could still be suppressed by force, after the third birthday, Cheng Zifei seemed to have opened up some strange meridians, for what she wanted to do but needed the cooperation of adults, she neither cried nor made trouble, she had her own set of tricks to sell cuteness, reason, coercion and temptation.
Usually the first step to sell Meng can get his father, and when Xu Xiaohui arrives, he may add a few tricks to be reasonable and Sun Tzu's Art of War, for Xu Shengsheng, well, Cheng Zifei directly skipped selling Meng, reasoned with her, and listed 12345 like a product manager, although the thesaurus capacity is small, it does not prevent Xu Shengsheng from being able to pinch Xu Shengsheng's key point every time.
In other words, has the quality of Meng Po soup dropped to this extent? A milk doll that's only three years old!
There was no one at home, Xu's mother's unit organized a tour and allowed the family to be dragged with her, so Xu's father followed and suffered. Xu Sheng warmed the milk, sat down at the dining table and clicked on Xu Xiaohui's chat box, and the red envelope given yesterday was confiscated. Xu Xiaohui has always been generous to Xu Shengsheng, nominally this is her escort fee, but in fact, she turned a corner to charge Xu Shengsheng's small treasury.
After receiving the red envelope, Xu Shengsheng began to look for the strategy of the amusement park.
This amusement park is built on the Hanging Bell Mountain in the suburbs, the name is Hanging Bell Amusement Park, built by the mountain, not only the scenery is beautiful, but also according to the mountain to create a lot of novel games, a time swept the major social platforms, not only young people love to go, many parents with children will also set this amusement park as a weekend family trip location, tickets are not expensive, but also let children get close to nature, enhance the physique, how to look at it is a good place. After reading the guide, Xu Shengsheng immediately scrolled down to look at the comments, and glanced at the interesting and uninteresting, and a comment with few likes and many replies caught her attention.
The comment said: Hanging Bell Mountain was called Ghost Mountain before, and people disappeared on Hanging Bell Mountain every year before, and there were no dead or dead people. Is it really good to have an amusement park here?
Some people below said that they had been to the Hanging Bell Paradise and felt that the landlord was in feudal superstition; Some said that their hometown was in Hanging Bell Mountain, and they didn't hear that anyone was missing, and they wondered if the landlord was the amusement park to make trouble at home; However, there are a few who also feel the same way as the landlord.
I took my children to go in winter, and I specially picked a time when the weather was good, but after entering, it was like falling into an ice cellar, and my son's usually very sensible child began to cry as soon as he entered the door, and the bracelet I wore since childhood was broken into three pieces as soon as he entered the amusement park, which scared our mother and son to turn around quickly.
Some people also said: You are still returning in time, my family went in the summer, the temperature in the mountains is cooler than the outside is normal, I didn't think much about it, but after I came back, my girl began to have a high fever, and she burned for three days, and then invited a grandmother.
Some people were not convinced, and said: It's okay to go so much, why is there a problem with the two of you, don't rely on your own bad luck.
"Hanging Bell Mountain?"