Chapter Seven: People Pretend to Be Ghosts, Who Do They Blame When They Fear Themselves (Part I)
Before Zhan Zhizhan could reach the warehouse door of the temporary dormitory, he suddenly saw five black shadows quietly slipping out of the warehouse door. Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly hid behind a willow tree on the side of the road, and looked intently: it turned out to be a few classmates waiting for "Doing" in the same dormitory.
"Military training is so tiring, these stinky guys are still idle and engaged in pranks pretending to be ghosts, it's really too much energy. Isn't this a full meal! Hehe, these guys are definitely going to the women's bedroom to pretend to be ghosts again. Alas, why don't they know that everything is done in moderation, and how can they play pranks again and again? Thinking of this, Zhan Zhizhan originally wanted to stop them, but his strong curiosity drove him to dispel the idea of stopping a few classmates from playing pranks. After all, this kind of excitement is still rare to see, so why not be able to watch a comedy for free. With his mind already decided, Zhan Zhizhan quietly followed behind a few classmates and walked in the direction of the women's dormitory.
"'Doing' these stinky guys were spotted by others to scare female classmates, and they became bald, and the prank turned into a joke. The female classmates have the experience of the last handful, and I don't know if this one can scare the female classmates, but it's enough to choke. However, the world is unpredictable, and several female classmates can't help but sleep, and when they open their eyes coldly, they see five very thin faces, pale than paper. That face could not be called a face, because there were no eyes or nose, only a large bloody mouth with bared teeth, where the sharp fangs emitted a faint cold light, and the bloodthirsty tongue was scarlet blood, as if he would be torn to pieces in the next moment. Hehe, ghosts and shadows, it's creepy to think about. Not to mention the immersive, squeaky girls who will scare when they see a caterpillar. Zhan Zhizhan followed behind a few classmates with a light step, while entertaining himself imagining how "doing" a few of them would scare the female classmates, and even a little excited and gloating.
The night was thick, like dark and cold blood flowing from a decomposing corpse, winding across the sky and earth, and the air was filled with a suffocating smell. A waning moon hung alone in the night sky, the light dim, like a tear in the corner of a woman's eyes. The earth had fallen asleep, and the dark and dreary night seemed to be smeared with boundless ink on the horizon, stretching into the distance. The early autumn night in Butou is a bit cool, and there are few stars in sight under the hazy moonlight. It seems that these stars are also tired, and they don't blink even if they close their eyes. Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard. Don't say it, it's a bit of a ghost tonight.
"Hehe, how do I feel like a ghost now, but not a hideous ghost with green faces and fangs. Rather, it's a ...... He is a handsome, slender and tall body, dressed in a black dress, or the kind of black cloak and cloak that is black on the outside and red on the inside, or all black, elegant and modest, and exudes a noble atmosphere. I think if you get eternal life, then what's the point of losing the sun. Whenever the night falls, it is our happy time, in the vast dark night, we drink wine, sing and dance...... "Hearing this crepe and imaginative words, you can conclude that it must be a "condom" without guessing. Even pretending to be a ghost is so poetic and romantic, Zhan Zhizhan really convinced him.
"Hehe, I said Lao Bi, why do I think you want to become a vampire? I think your skin must be pale and cold, your lips red and your lips perfectly with a languid smile; The eyes are red. By the way, it's best to be accompanied by a bewitching and beautiful female vampire. You live together in a crimson moonlit medieval castle, where the ancient trees and grass are green, and it is the place where you and the female vampire talk about love. Oh my gosh, big things are not good! I have no doubt about the sharpness of your metallic fangs, and I'd better stay away from you, as far away as possible, so that you don't get sick and suck my precious blood. As soon as you hear this joking voice, it must be a "vegetable market".
"Condom" and "Wet Market" seem to know a lot about zombies. You know, there were very few novels or movies about "zombies" in that era. Even if you are curious and want to study zombies, it is difficult to obtain information.
It wasn't until the summer vacation that Zhan Zhizhan went to Laoshan to play, and met a Taoist priest by chance, and he had a half-understanding of zombies during the chat: zombies are also "jumping corpses". The original Chinese legend of zombies was that they were angry and resentful because they were dead and could absorb the yin energy of the moon. Zombies will be infected with corpse poison or graveyard feng shui attributes, resulting in corpse transformation. The so-called "zombies" in modern times are mixed with Western "vampire" elements, zombies use claws as weapons and bite their necks to suck blood, and others will be infected with corpse poison when they are sucked or scratched, and eventually die to become another zombie. It is said that in the early stage of being infected with corpse poison, it can be treated with glutinous rice. Zombies are usually stiff all over, with black, sharp nails, sharp canine teeth, and a fear of sunlight. During the day, they hide in damp and dark places such as coffins and caves, haunt and come out at night, feed on human or animal blood, are aggressive and powerful against living creatures, and stretch their hands forward when jumping forward.
"Lao Cai, even if you escape in spiked shoes, you can't escape the poisonous hands of Lao Bi, a vampire, he is a natural hunter, a bloodthirsty vampire. Do you know that all vampires can do magic, and Lao Bi, a vampire, can fly at the speed of light. Hehe, you can circle the earth seven and a half times in one second! I'm afraid that when you turn around and are about to run, the vampire Lao Bi has quietly chased after you. Lao Bi's handsome face was as charming as a poppy, and his blood-red eyes like a sword were extremely lethal. You accidentally only glanced at the eyes of Lao Bi, a vampire, so strong and magnetic, you prey is willing to fall, and willingly stretches out your neck, waiting for Lao Bi, a vampire, to open his bloody mouth and bite off your neck with a click! Woohoo, you hurry up and shout Lao Zhan for help......" This person who speaks a little madly will have no one else except for the "hypocrite".
"Humph! I'm not a girl, what's the use of shouting 'Flower Protector King Kong'? He wouldn't risk being sucked by a vampire like Lao Bi and come here to save me! "Market" snorted with his nose. Hearing that the "hypocrite" and the "vegetable market" were ridiculing each other, Zhan Zhizhan did not feel displeased, on the contrary, he felt a little funny.
"Wow, Lao Cai, you are bad at the old war, heavy and light friends, aren't you!" "Doing it," he said with a grin.
"Oh mama! Lao Wei, you are so annoying! It's so tingling to say it, it gives me goosebumps all over my body. Hehe, I'm not a ghost, I'd better be a human! When people can pretend to be ghosts to scare people. It would be nice if I could wear makeup, and I would pretend to be a ghost with no blood on my pale face. The face was all rotten and crawling with flies. And the two nostrils were already stuffed with maggots, and the big mouth of the blood basin that couldn't be closed was crawling with dense bed bugs. Haha, it's so much fun! As soon as he heard the sound of the girls chirping, Zhan Zhizhan knew that it must be "really annoying" to say such a disgusting thing.
Zhan Zhizhan really couldn't agree with the words "really annoying", and thought to himself: "Hehe, you look white and not so stumbling, why do you have to pretend to be such a gray and dirty ghost?" Hehe, it's okay if you don't believe in ghosts and gods, but you can't be disrespectful. There are beliefs about ghosts and gods, but they should never be used for fun as a joke. Ghosts are born from the heart, and you are so keen to pretend to be a ghost, and there is a shadow of a ghost in your heart. In the future, needless to say, if you encounter a supernatural phenomenon that is difficult to explain by science, you will also have a preconceived idea, even if you are not scared and go insane, you will get seriously ill. ”
"Wow! Lao Zeng, you're too disgusting! There are only two black holes left where you have long eyes, where are the ticking eyeballs? Didn't you let some beast eat it? Haha, I ate less noodles for dinner, otherwise, listening to what you said was so disgusting, I would have to vomit it out! The "hypocrite" seems to be deliberately and "really annoying".
"Hehe, you're not throwing up because I said it was disgusting. I don't know how many times stronger the food in our military training is than the school cafeteria, but why do you eat less noodles? That's because you eat too much ...... "big snot to make marinade, goo mung bean fly" and "really annoying" don't seem to be angry with the "hypocrite" to say that he is disgusting, and to fight back against the "hypocrite" with more disgusting words that I don't know who I learned from.
"Oh mama! Lao Zeng, Lao Zeng, I said you are too talented! Let's study the ghosts here, why do you still have a big snot. Ha ha! Listening to the words "doing it", I don't know why, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly felt a burst of eerie horror, and his whole body was cold and swishing, and he couldn't help but shiver and slow down.
"Damn, they're pretending to be ghosts to scare girls, what are they afraid of! Hehe, there are no ghosts in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves. I'm not afraid to go into the grave circle alone in the middle of the night, what are you afraid of after listening to a few nonsense words from my classmates! Seeing that "they were doing" and several of their classmates were getting farther and farther away from him, Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly quickened his pace and chased after him.
It was much closer to a few classmates who were "doing", only to hear the "condom" smile and say: "Hehe, Lao Zeng, have you watched too much of "Liao Zhai"? In "Liao Zhai", there are certainly good female ghosts who are good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can sing and dance. They are kind-hearted and delicate, and help the male protagonist either soar or have a wealthy family. You have always had a ghost wife like this, what more can you ask for? But don't forget, although there are also young scholars in "Liao Zhai", although they look like flowers and jade, they are wearing mourning clothes and like to seduce those young scholars on moonlit nights, just like the scenery tonight. You were always white and pure, so you weren't afraid that those female ghosts would haunt you? ”