"It's really annoying" said firmly: "I'm not afraid of ghosts, ghosts should be afraid of me!" I was supposed to be a ghost, but I died. People die as ghosts, and ghosts die as ghosts. The ghosts are afraid of ghosts, and the Jews are afraid of ghosts. This is what Pu Songling, who wrote "Liao Zhai", said. ”

"Wow! This 'really annoying' isn't a tiger, how can you die with bragging! Hehe, I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue! Beware of talking and slapping mouths! However, looking at the posture, 'I really hate it' that I have watched "Liao Zhai", it will not be like a 'condom', and he is also a 'literary man studying science and engineering'! "I really hate it", he likes to talk big and brag about his unreliable problems, and Zhan Zhizhan is very disdainful.

Just when "I really hate" bragged and walked to the top of the stone stairs with a few other classmates, all of a sudden, something unexpected happened. I saw a gust of wind blowing, blowing the leaves on the trees, making a shuddering sound. Suddenly, from the bushes on the side of the road, a group of female ghosts floated out quietly. They were cloaked, their arms raised forward, their legs standing straight, jumping forward like zombies, and the white cloaks on their bodies fluttered with the night breeze blowing slowly, very eerie, and under the dim starlight, they were absolutely ghostly. Zhan Zhi Zhan was proud of his boldness, but at this time, he was also cold in his heart, his scalp was numb, his heart almost stopped beating, and he was full of cold air, and he had goosebumps.

The horror made Zhan Zhizhan shudder, his pupils dilated unconsciously, and his nails were fiercely inserted into the flesh of his palms. But he immediately found out that there were a total of eight female ghosts in this group, and they must all be female classmates in his own class. He let out a sigh of relief and nearly collapsed to the ground.

The five classmates who were happily talking about how to scare female classmates suddenly stopped laughing, and were stunned one by one, opening their mouths wide, just like the little demon who was immobilized by Sun Xingzhi in "Journey to the West", standing there in a daze, unable to understand what was happening in front of him. Suddenly, a female ghost's sharp voice was very terrifying, and she cried out in horror: "I...... Die...... Target...... Good...... Injustice, there is ...... Person...... Blood...... Drink...... Finish! ”

Maybe the bystanders were clear, Zhan Zhizhan immediately heard it and almost laughed out loud. This is clearly the sweet, glutinous voice of "Bai Leba". "It's so annoying" but screamed in horror: "Oh mom! Ghost! Ghost! You guys...... Babble, just ...... It's not a good chatter! We...... We've got a real ghost! ”

"Condom" didn't know where his usual elegant demeanor had gone, and his voice had changed tone: "It's still the same old ...... The old war was prescient...... Prescient, dead or alive...... Dead or alive will not come, let's ...... Let's pretend to ...... What's wrong with pretending, you have to ...... You have to pretend to be a ghost, this is offending...... Offended the ghost who died unjustly! ”

Listening to the words of "condom", Zhan Zhizhan almost fell down with laughter. He could only squat on the ground with one hand on his stomach, and the other hand desperately covered his mouth to prevent him from laughing out loud, so that this once-in-a-lifetime comedy ended in vain. Zhan Zhizhan said secretly in his heart: "My mother-in-law, it's rare for a 'condom' to think about herself at the moment of life and death. But I don't know how to tell hexagrams, so I don't have any foresight, but I don't want to pretend to be a ghost to scare girls. Ha ha! This is called good intentions and good rewards! ”

It is said that terror can spread as quickly as a plague. The fear of "really annoying" and "condom" scared the perpetrator of "doing it" into confusion. His voice trembled, his little eyes widened, and he stammered, "No...... Not a ghost! Be...... It's a dead man's deception...... Cheated corpse! Oh my god! Where...... Where did you get so many zombies? Oh my god! Let's ...... Come on! Don't let zombies drink blood......"

"Doing" over the ghost crying wolf howl, like a light in the dark, pointed out the direction of escape for several classmates. "Vegetable market", "hypocrite" and "condom" have already been frightened, and at this time there is no gentlemanly demeanor in mind. My father is dead and my mother is married, and I take care of myself, I'm sorry, I can't take care of a brother in the dormitory. The three of them turned around and ran away, only hating their father and mother for giving birth to two legs.

Among several people, especially the "hypocrite" made Zhan Zhizhan dumbfounded, his stature was not high, but at this time, he was like an Australian kangaroo, and he ran away with two small short legs and jumped twice. Wow! Could this be the light work of the Shaolin school? This incident made Zhan Zhizhan puzzled, and it was not until later that he reread Jin Yong's famous book "Smiling Proud Jianghu" that he figured it out, and he read the twenty-sixth chapter of the Siege Temple, which wrote that Ling Hu Chong led the heroes of the rivers and lakes to Shaolin Temple to rescue Yingying. When passing by the foot of Wudang Mountain, I met two villagers in disguise as Wudang masters. When arguing with the "Six Immortals of Peach Valley", the farmer who picked vegetables said: "At the foot of Wudang Mountain, a three-year-old child can also box, and a five-year-old child can make a sword, so what's so strange?" ”

Reading this, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly realized: "This 'hypocrite' lives in Dengfeng, Henan, at the foot of Shaomu Mountain. Even if the farmers who pick vegetables at the foot of Wudang Mountain say exaggeratedly, the people at the foot of Shaomu Mountain can play Shaolin boxing at the age of eight, and it is not impossible to learn the light skills of the Shaolin school at the age of ten. And the 'hypocrite' is eighteen or nineteen years old, and he is naturally worthy of the top magic skills of the Shaolin faction......"

Since then, Zhan Zhizhan has been extremely jealous of the "hypocrite" and tries not to provoke him. Hehe, no matter how powerful Zhan Zhizhan's family martial arts are, he can't catch up with the martial arts of Shaolin Temple. However, when the school held a sports meeting, Zhan Zhizhan was very strange, as a "hypocrite", he had the best light skills of the Shaolin faction, and his running speed was rarely matched, why did he become unknown? Even if middle-distance running requires endurance, and it is difficult for a seemingly weak "hypocrite" to be competent, a sprint with a short sprint should be fine.

As soon as the three classmates ran, they were left with the "really annoying" who had just boasted that "the ghost was afraid of him" in the same place, and his mind was blank with fright, as if he had given up his escape because of fear, and he was willing to wait for the vampire to come and suck his blood dry.

"What are you doing standing here without being able to do it? Waiting for the zombies to bite you to death and turn you into zombies! It's not a slick bar! "I'm doing" just wanted to run, but suddenly saw "really annoying" with straight eyes, standing there motionless, so he pushed "really annoying" on the shoulder and reminded him to run.

"Oh my mother! Lao Zheng, wait a minute...... Wait for me! Enough...... Enough buddy, don't ...... me Don't throw me ...... Don't throw me to the vampires! "It's really annoying" then woke up like a dream, turned around and chased after "doing".

"The big guys are running around the corners! Zombies don't turn around! When he was running for his life, his brain turned sharply, and he was screaming and screaming about his classmates while running. It's really hard to be "doing it", he actually knows that "zombies" won't turn around. Hey, "zombies"? Xiangxi's corpses are not zombies.

It's definitely not that he doesn't know what he knows, Zhan Zhizhan still knows a little bit about chasing corpses. Driving out the corpse, also known as moving the spirit, belongs to the Maoshan Shuzhu family, originated in the four counties of Yuanling, Luxi, Chenxi and Lipu in Xiangxi. That is, when a person dies in a foreign land, the warlock rushes back to his hometown for burial before the body is decomposed. The warlocks who drove the corpses were about three or five together, some tied the corpses with ropes, one every few feet, and then pasted yellow paper charms on their foreheads, and others beat gongs and bells to open the way, and walked day and night. Before daylight, he threw himself into the stack, lifted the rune paper, and the corpse stood against the wall, and continued on the road at night. I don't know if the knowledge about zombies is "engaging" originated from the corpse drive in Xiangxi. He can't be prepared to have relatives in Xiangxi. To be honest, this bad guy who is "doing" is still very righteous to his classmates, even at the critical moment when he was so scared that he even crawled and ran for his life, he didn't forget to pull his fellow dormitories to survive together. Compared with those classmates who only care about their own lives, this can be regarded as a "chivalrous" spirit, which is very rare.

Seeing that the five classmates in the same dormitory were not sleeping well in the middle of the night, they pretended to be ghosts and wanted to scare the female classmates. As a result, stealing chickens didn't make a handful of rice, but was scared and embarrassed by the female classmates. Zhan Zhizhan even regretted it a little at this time, regretting that he didn't pretend to be a ghost with a few of them to scare the female classmates. A brother in the dormitory, blessed and enjoyed, and difficult together.

I forgot a sentence I had read in some book: "Whoever is afraid of the heavens, the earth, people, and ghosts must have a ghost in his heart and behave badly." Zhan Zhizhan likes this sentence very much, and has always used it to spur himself, and it can also be said to be emboldening himself. In this way, it is better to be a decent gentleman than to whistle at night, after all, no one wants to be evaluated as "misconducted". However, Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to belittle a few classmates in the same dormitory, they just discussed ghosts a lot, and they just had "ghosts" in their hearts. Since ancient times, there has been no shortage of literati and writers in China to describe the beauty of beautiful women's smiles and beautiful laughter. In Zhang Xiaoxiang's "Yu Beauty" of the Song Dynasty, there is a good sentence that "the Chinese people are more negotiable, and they are willing to smile even if they have a daughter", which is described as winning a smile from the beauty, and they do not hesitate to spend a lot of money. And the great poet Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty in "Song of Long Hatred" in "Looking back and smiling at a hundred beautiful people, the six palaces have no color" has become a quatrain passed down through the ages. However, the laughter of several girls who circled the beam for three days tonight should have been pleasing to the boys, but at this time, under the preconceived psychological effect, it sounded like a sharp and piercing night cat's mournful scream, which was absolutely terrifying and distracting.