Chapter Seven: People Pretend to Be Ghosts, Who Do They Blame When They Are Scared (Part II)
A few girls were just unbearable to be harassed by boys, and it was very simple to want to use their own way to control their bodies, and show a few boys the color to prove that girls are not all cowards. They didn't expect that they would scare a few manly husbands who pretended to be ghosts. When I saw a few male classmates who were frightened and ran away in embarrassment, a few female ghosts didn't expect the effect to be unexpectedly good. They were so excited that they immediately burst into laughter and began to split up after the boy who had fled for his life.
As for how a few girls knew that they were "doing" and other boys were going to pretend to be ghosts tonight, Zhan Zhizhan had curiously touched their bottoms many times afterwards, but he didn't expect that several female classmates always talked about him left and right, and they looked like they were secretive, just not in Zhan Zhizhan's trap. Even when she asked about "Bai Leba", who had a good impression of Zhan Zhizhan, no matter whether she coaxed or cheated, she always smiled and did not answer, refusing to fight Zhizhan thousands of miles away. It seems that Zhan Zhizhan's curiosity cannot be satisfied, and this matter can only become a historical unsolved case, gradually drowned in the long river of history.
Zhan Zhizhan was very surprised by one thing, that is, the four boys ran down the steps in a panic in the dark, and they didn't fall on their heels, which was really lucky. If a few male classmates roll down the steps with the top handle and gurgling, everyone will inevitably be injured. In that case, not only will the boys be punished for making a big effort, but several girls will also be scolded by Teacher Liu in a pile.
The "vegetable market" saw a female ghost chasing after her, getting closer and closer, and if she ran again, she would be caught up by the female ghost, and she was even more frightened. The "vegetable market" ran desperately, and he seemed to feel the cold claws of the female ghost grasping his shoulder, and the long nails had pierced into the flesh of his shoulder. The neck of the "vegetable market" was cold, as if the hot blood in the body was getting cold, and it was rushing out. The "vegetable market" was so frightened that it almost collapsed to the ground, and a thought flashed to him: "It's time for the calf!" It's all over the calf! Oh my god! This female ghost is really profound, she is definitely a zombie, and she is already sucking her own blood......"
The "vegetable market" was frightened and anxious, screamed, and got under a troop truck parked on the side of the road. The unrelenting female ghost chased to the side of the truck like a shadow, bent over and panted and smiled: "Hi...... Are you afraid...... What are you afraid of? Fast...... Come out of here! ”
The "vegetable market" covered his face with his hands and said with a crying voice: "If you can't say you can't go out, you won't go out!" I...... If I go out, you're going to drink my blood!" You're a zombie, you can't bend your legs, I don't go out, and so do you...... You can't get in! ”
The words of the "vegetable market" made the female ghost laugh, and said with a smile: "I have been cultivating for thousands of years, and I have become a jing, if you provoke me, I will turn into a ghost wind, float under the car and catch you, and drink your blood......"
"You...... You turned out to be ...... It's Zhang Kaifeng, not a ghost! The "vegetable market" finally recognized the original form of the female ghost. He let out a sigh of relief, feeling that all the strength in his body was suddenly gone, and this time he really didn't have the strength to climb out under the car.
Compared with the embarrassed "vegetable market", "doing" is the most rigid. He was desperate and chased by two female ghosts, and he couldn't run anymore, so he simply gritted his teeth and didn't run. He seemed to curse in his heart: "Fuck, what's going on? The head is off but the bowl has a big scar, and twenty years later, Lao Tzu is a good man again! ”
"Doing" stopped suddenly, turned around, stared at a pair of small eyes, and put on a desperate posture, his voice was hoarse, bared his teeth, and roared viciously: "Wow, yes...... You two...... I don't know ...... A ghost who doesn't know whether to live or die, a ...... One by one, the ghosts are not ...... It's not small! Hey! I'm a ...... Specializes in ghost hunting...... Zhong Kui, who hunts ghosts, is also! How dare you ......"
The two female ghosts were startled by the lustful and pretentious "doing", and hurriedly stopped. However, the two female ghosts reacted immediately, and immediately laughed back and forth, showing off their flowers. Seeing this, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but be surprised.
"You...... You're not ghosts, you're ...... It's Yan ...... Yan Ruoxia and ...... Wu Yan...... Wu Yanmei! Oops, my mother! You...... The two of you are ......" and "are doing" and are so frightened that you lose your soul, and you can recognize where there are female ghosts at this time, and the ones in front of you are clearly two female classmates in your class. "Doing" was frightened for a while, and immediately sat on the ground like a deflated ball, hanging his head, muttering in his mouth, and his upper and lower teeth couldn't stop "clucking" and "clucking" to catch and kill, and his voice became lower and lower.
Although the "condom" was the first to escape, he didn't know how to do it, he couldn't run fast when he was swaying, and naturally he couldn't get rid of the few female ghosts chasing him. And the "condom" seems to be feeling sorry for himself, he runs very fast on weekdays, what's wrong with it now, a pair of legs are shivering like lead, it's useless. The "condom" became more and more desperate, and his legs went limp, just like the slow motion in the movie, and he fell to the ground very gracefully. Seeing this, the three female ghosts surrounded them together.
Zhan Zhizhan was taken aback, afraid that the "condom" was really too frightened and was scared to death. I was about to rush over to see what was going on, but I heard the "condom" say weakly: "I...... I'm really running...... Can't run! You guys...... You ......"
It turned out that the "condom" lost its desire to survive and was allowed to be slaughtered. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't say what it was like in his heart, but he felt very frustrated. Looking at "It's so annoying" again, he ran down the stairs with the top pick, listened to the words "doing it", and ran towards the big wall in the dark. Seeing this, a female ghost did not chase other male classmates, but took a shortcut to chase "really annoying". "It's really annoying" found that the female ghost was chasing after her, and she was so frightened that she couldn't possess her body, and she ran desperately towards the wall. "It's so annoying" snorted and ran under the big wall, as if he saw the hope of life. Because as long as you jump over the wall, the zombie's legs can't bend, and you can't jump over the wall, and you can escape the sad end of being sucked by the zombie. However, the sky did not follow people's wishes, and "I really hate" climbed the big wall several times in a row, and they all slipped down again. Seeing the female ghost coming to his side, "I really annoy" was paralyzed, and he was no longer able to climb the wall, so he collapsed on the ground with a bang, and cried loudly: "Oh, mom! You can't ...... Dead zombies who can't die well, you ...... What kind of magic did you cast to make me ...... I can't climb the big wall......"
The female ghost walked up to "It's really annoying" and said with a grin: "Phew! You don't have to die well! I'm a magical demon who eats you. If you fall into my hands, then you will not be able to die a good death! ”
"It's so annoying" covered his face in fright, trembling all over, and shouted, "I...... I'm not human! I...... I'm a ghost too! No! No! No! I'm a 魙, a 魙 who specializes in eating ghosts! You...... Why don't you run? ”
The female ghost approached "It's really annoying", opened her arms, opened her five fingers, and said with a smile: "Hehe! What is cheap or not? I think you're so cheap! I'm just a specialist...... Oops, it stinks! You...... Why are you in your pants ......?"
Zhan Zhizhan went to the scene afterwards to see it, and said that it was a big wall, but it was actually an earthen wall about one meter four high. Outside the wall, there is a ditch more than 20 meters deep. "It's really annoying" that the one-meter-four-high wall can't be climbed, which is also a surprise. But if he climbs over the wall, he will be seriously injured if he does not die. Maybe there is really providence in the dark, and God doesn't want the classmates to go too far.
"Help! Help me! Suddenly, the cry for help of the "hypocrite" was heard in the distance, which was more miserable than the ghost scream. Zhan Zhizhan was taken aback, and his first reaction was that the "hypocrite" was in real danger. The classmates are in trouble, that is not to sit idly by, Zhan Zhizhan has no time to worry about it, there is no leisure to watch the excitement anymore, turn around and rush towards the place where the sound came from like an arrow from the string. Along the way, Zhan Zhizhan did not dare to delay, his feet were windy, his steps were like flying, and the scenery around him had turned into a virtual shadow. Zhan Zhizhan held his breath and kept urging himself, "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!"
When Zhan Zhizhan ran to the "hypocrite" like a child, he almost laughed and turned his back on his anger. It turned out that the "hypocrite" was panicked like a frightened bird, and anxious like a fish that slipped through the net. He only wanted to run for his life, and he accidentally fell into the manure pit in the army's vegetable garden. The PLA soldiers who were patrolling in the loss rushed to the rescue of the "hypocrites" when they heard the sound. At this time, the "hypocrite" was lying on the ground as if dead, and two PLA fighters stood beside him with their noses pinched. Zhan Zhizhan looked fixedly, only to see that the "hypocrite" was filthy, smelly, and nauseated. In particular, the "hypocrite" has a layer of white flowers and wriggling maggots on his body, which makes people see, and the extreme physical discomfort is difficult to find a suitable word to describe even with the richness of the Chinese language. Fortunately, a soldier did not dislike it, and brought buckets of clean water from the well where the vegetable garden was watered, constantly washing away the filth of the "hypocrite". Alas, at a critical moment, you have to be a soldier of the People's Liberation Army.
Seeing that the "hypocrite" was humming and chirping, it was not life-threatening, and Zhan Zhizhan was relieved. I thought secretly in my heart: "Hehe, fortunately, the comrades of the People's Liberation Army came in time." Otherwise, it's really hard to say whether there will be any deaths. This one...... Although this 'hypocrite' has supreme martial arts, he fell into the dung pit and drowned, and spread the word, which is not good to say. ”