Chapter 19: Naughty Pranks Are True (Part I)

Although the injury of the fourth brother "Old Gaoli" was a fracture, in general, it was not a fatal injury. A person who is less than forty years old, occasionally bleeding and suffering some trauma, although this pain is inevitable, but it is not necessarily a good thing. Just like animals, even if they are really fatally injured, human potential, willpower, can completely overcome pain, which is not an impossible uncommon thing. People have no right to change their origins. In the impression of "Old Goryeo", the hospital, that is where the rich live. Living here made "Old Gaoli" feel uncomfortable, and he couldn't get used to it. He would rather stay in that cramped wooden hut to recuperate than stay in a hospital where there was a strange smell everywhere, even though it was a high-level ward.

"Old Gaoli" has been a rotten life since he was a child, no matter how many injuries he suffered, he has never been hospitalized, and now that he has money, he doesn't want to live in this kind of ghost place. He is like a lone wolf, always alone in dark corners, licking his wounds. This kind of loneliness is both a torture and a pleasure. Kings are all lonely.

"My mother is going to celebrate her seventieth birthday, and I have to give my mother Zhang Luo Zhang Luo and get out of the hospital." "Old Goryeo" shouted all day long. There are many kinds of men, and not every man is filial to the elderly. People can't be unfilial, people who are not filial are walking corpses, and they can't reach the word "people", and people who are not filial are not worthy of being friends. Although "Old Gaoli" is a migrant worker who can't read a basket of big characters, he is very filial to his mother, which may be one of the main reasons why Zhan Zhizhan is willing to befriend him.

There is a sentence in Wang Yongbin's "Night Talk Around the Fireplace" in the Qing Dynasty, which is called "Filial piety comes first." This is the fundamental truth, the fundamental humanity, and the fundamental consensus, so the thousands of words of "Fireside Night Chat" can't match the reputation of this sentence "Hundred goodness and filial piety first". Looking at the writing of the word "filial piety", the following is "son", and the top is "old", so "Shuowen" talks about "filial piety" as: those who do good deeds to their parents, the old is above, and the son is below. This is the order and etiquette of the elder and the younger. It can also be regarded as the son inheriting the old, and the son carrying the old parents, which is a pictogram and an intuitive filial piety. In ancient times, "Twenty-four Filial Piety Stories" is a kind of concept and spirit, which is the foundation of people's lives.

Tomorrow is the eighth day of the lunar month, and this day is the 70th birthday of the old lady of "Old Gaoli". In the afternoon of that day, the seventh brother "Si Gong" made a phone call and asked Zhan Zhizhan to go to the Longjiang restaurant on Jingyu Street outside the Daowai, saying that he missed him and went to the Longjiang restaurant for a small gathering in the evening.

There have been several snowfalls in the port in the past two days, and after the snow on the road has been crushed, the ditches and ditches are very smooth. When a person walks on it, he will fall on his heels if he is not careful, let alone ride a bicycle. Zhan Zhizhan felt sorry for his bicycle and simply went to squeeze the fifth-line bus. Perhaps because of the climate, during the four years of college life, the people in the port were short-tempered and overly angry, which left a deep impression on Zhan Zhizhan. For example, on the bus, even if it is a small matter, it may turn from a quarrel to a fist and foot dispute, which becomes a matter that scares southerners. At that time, this was commonplace, and the locals in the port had already seen it. The people of the port are bold, and there is a vulgar metaphor that is very appropriate, that is: "The people of Yanjing dare to say anything, the people of Lingnan dare to eat anything, and the people of the port dare to do anything!" ”

After Zhan Zhizhan got on the bus, he found that there were not many people on the bus. However, the bus walks on the slippery road and inevitably twists around. At this time, it is normal for the passengers to touch each other. As long as everyone is polite and humble, nothing should happen. But among some people who are hot, something that shouldn't happen will always happen.

I remember one time, after a buddy got on the bus, he squeezed to the back of the car, and when he inevitably bumped into a brother, the brother frowned at the buddies behind him and said, "What are you squeezing poorly?" ”

Not to be outdone, the buddy said: "What's the matter? Afraid of crowding? If you're afraid of squeezing home and hugging your sister-in-law to sleep! ”

This benevolent brother was furious: "Why are you talking? I'll hug your sister-in-law! What the fuck are you thinking? ”

Seeing that the benevolent brother didn't let people do it, the buddy was even more grumpy: "Your mother is a bitch!" What do you think I want? ”

Before the words fell, the brother's fist had already been clubbed into the face of the brother, and the brother's face immediately had a purple "birthmark". How could that benevolent brother suffer, so the two staged a wonderful martial arts.

Zhan Zhizhan once said helplessly: "If you don't come to the Northeast, you don't believe that the world is violent; Encounter the port, Fang believes that there is little Sven in the world. ”

Not only are the young men in the port short-tempered, and they will fight when they say they will fight, but even the beautiful big girls who are famous all over the country are not inferior. What Zhan Zhizhan encountered when he took the fifth-line bus was quite funny. A middle-aged man with glasses who looked like the famous comedian Gong Hanlin squeezed into the car behind Zhan Zhizhan and asked the attendant who was still a little good-looking: "Comrade, where can I get off at 100?" ”

"What about the four eyes, I can't see? Isn't it all written on the stop sign? "The bus lady's face is the same all over the country.

"What's your attitude? I've never seen you like this......" The man with glasses muttered a little unexpectedly.

"What do you have to say? I'm used to your stinky problem, and I will cut you to death again, believe it or not! The beautiful flight attendant raised her eyebrows and raised her ticket pocket in her hand. Where has the poor man with glasses ever seen such a, he was immediately shocked and stammered, and hurriedly fled. Unexpectedly, the bus braked suddenly, and he hurriedly hit a fashionable girl in front of him who bought a ticket.

The fashionable girl turned around and rolled her eyes and said, "Stinky and shameless!" What kind of stinky rascal are you shitty calf? Look at your dead virtue'! ”

The man with glasses replied dumbfoundedly: "No, no, no! You are wrong, this is not called 'virtue', it is called 'inertia', it is the famous "Newton's First Law"! ”

The people in the car snickered. The fashionable girl glared back and said, "Are you sick?" ”

The man with glasses was a little inexplicable by the fashionable girl, he didn't think about it, and replied simply: "Do you have medicine?" ”

Hearing this, the whole car couldn't help but laugh. The fashionable girl was annoyed and replied, "Are you mentally ill?" ”

Even the reprimanded man with glasses felt that his self-esteem was frustrated, and he also got into a temper, and said coldly: "What can you do?" ”

The whole car laughed even louder. As soon as the fashionable girl turned around after buying the ticket, she found that a girl was already sitting in her seat at this time, and reprimanded loudly: "What's the matter with you? If you don't lay eggs frequently, you can occupy the nest quite quickly! ”

When the young girl saw the ticket in the fashionable girl's hand, she hurriedly stood up and said, "Auntie, I'm sorry for delaying you in laying eggs!" ”

The whole car burst into laughter again. The driver braked suddenly, lay on the steering wheel, and couldn't stand up with a smile.

The fashionable girl sat on the seat with a scolding ass, but it was like a spring under the buttocks, and she immediately jumped up again. The fashionable girl turned her head to see that there was an extra fist-sized block of ice on her seat. The fashionable girl scolded: "Who the fuck is this who lacks virtue for eight lifetimes? Put the ice cube under the old lady's buttocks, and want to make the old lady's ass two petals! ”

The passengers in the car couldn't help but be stunned: yes, where did the ice cubes on the seat of the car come from? The young girl was sitting fine, but the young girl was empty-handed, and it was impossible for her to get on the bus with ice cubes in her hands. It was a strange thing to happen, but the passengers found it funny. After a brief moment of silence, the car erupted in laughter.

The passengers couldn't imagine that this prank was done by Zhan Zhizhan's primordial god "Great Demon Mandrill". Zhan Zhizhan was originally a lively young man with a childlike heart. He saw that this fashionable girl was too twisted and childlike, so he had the heart to joke with her. Zhan Zhizhan's idea, his primordial god "Great Demon Mandrill" was even more excited. At this time, Zhan Zhizhan was holding the handrail with his left hand, and he was reading the newspaper with his right hand, so that no one would see any flaws. The "Great Demon Mandrill" immediately came out of his body, exerted his magical powers, and picked up an angular ice cube outside the bus that was humming and chirping very slowly. Just as the girl left the chair and the hipster girl's ass was not yet on the chair, she put the ice cube under the hipster's buttocks.

"Big Demon Mandrill" is an ancient demon fairy, and the passengers in the car are all mortals with the naked eye, one dimension apart, and they can't see the existence of "Big Demon Mandrill" at all, let alone imagine that "Big Demon Mandrill" is a little trick on a fashionable girl. After playing tricks on the fashionable girl, the "Big Demon Mandrill" was very happy, the "Big Demon Mandrill" was happy, Zhan Zhizhan was naturally happy, and the passengers were even happier!

After the fashionable girl staged a happy moment for the passengers, the bus arrived at the Ann Wo Street station, and the fashionable girl who had left people at her grandmother's house fled in embarrassment, and the bus began to sway again. Suddenly, a middle-aged man about forty years old heard the voice behind Zhan Zhizhan: "Uncle, this car is shaking badly, you sit here, don't fall!" ”

"Oops...... Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Alas...... It's better to have a new society, and there are many good people in the new society! An old voice thanked him again and again. Zhan Zhizhan turned his head a little curiously, wanting to see who this kind man was.

However, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't believe his eyes, and saw two seventeen or eighteen-year-old young people dressed strangely sitting on the seat vacated by the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man frowned and said to the two young men who were deliberately looking out the window: "Hey! What's the matter with you two? I gave up my seat to this old man, what are you robbing? ”

A young man with big sideburns said with a hippie smile: "Who sits differently between the old man and the little uncle!" ”

The middle-aged man seemed to be an intellectual, most likely a teacher, and had never seen such an uneducated young man. He couldn't help but get serious, and said angrily, "Why are you talking? If you don't teach, it's your father's fault. If the teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy. Did your book go to the belly of a man or to the belly of a dog? ”

The old man seemed to be a little scared, took the middle-aged man's hand and said, "I won't sit down, don't fight with them!" ”

"Who are you talking to, you? Looking for a cut? The young man sitting outside the car seat was annoyed and angry by the middle-aged man's scolding, jumped up, and with a round of arms, he "snapped" and unexpectedly slapped the middle-aged man with a loud slap.