The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, covered his face for a long time before he reacted, and said angrily: "You...... Why are you beating people, you kid? ”

"Hit you? It's light to beat you, I'll stab you to death with a calf! You kneel down for Lao Tzu! Call Lao Tzu Sheng, grandpa will spare you! As he spoke, the young man took out a dagger from his bosom and waved it, and the people in the car were so frightened that they immediately dodged.

The old man pulled the middle-aged man behind him and reprimanded: "Young man, it's no longer right for you to beat people for no reason, and it's too much for you to compare yourself back and forth with a pickpocket." I can't raise my godfather's fault! How did your dad educate you? ”

"You old immortal king eight calves, Lao Tzu killed you old calves! Kill you and give the country a provincial food stamp! The young man was annoyed and angry by the old man's reprimand, scolded uncleanly, and raised his hand to hit the old man's face.

Zhan Zhizhan didn't expect these two half-sized men to fight when they said they would, and there was no sign at all, and it was too late to stop them after being angry. By the time the other young man scolded uncleanly and raised his hand to hit the old man's face, Zhan Zhizhan had already taken precautions. However, Zhan Zhizhan was reluctant to punish these two small ruffians too obviously, for fear of causing a commotion. Zhan Zhizhan's Yuan Shen "Great Demon Mandrill" was quick with his hands and eyes, and he pulled up the old man's arm and gestured to a blocking posture, but it was actually the arm of the "Great Demon Mandrill" that blocked the young man's slap. Naturally, the passengers couldn't understand it, but it was the old man himself who blocked the young man's slap.

The young man's slap was not small, although the "Great Demon Mandrill" didn't want to hurt him, but the young man's arm hit the arm of the "Great Demon Mandrill", as if hitting an iron rod, there was a completely elastic collision, and it bounced back, the pain was unbearable, as if it wanted to break. The old man's eyes were dizzy, and he didn't understand how his reaction was so fast today, and he was able to block the slap that the young man did his best. Strangely, the young man grinned and took two or three steps back, but his arm didn't feel pain.

It's a pity that the power of the young man's slap still reached the old man. The old man shook his body, and only stood firm after being held by the passengers. The old man spit out the tooth that he accidentally lost with a mouthful, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and scolded the young man awe-inspiringly: "Little rabbit, my age has caught up with your grandfather, you dare to beat me?" Lao Tzu fought with you! ”

The old man scolded here, so he tried to break free from the pull of the passengers, and rushed up to fight with the young man.

The brutality of the young man beating the elderly caused public outrage, and there was an immediate commotion in the car. The big sideburns hurriedly took out a dagger and shouted, "Oops, wow! Give me some fucking rules! Lao Tzu tells you, 'Dao Li Double Crutch' is Lao Tzu's big brother! ”

"'Dough on crutches'?" Isn't Daoli's double crutches the fifth brother 'Hao Maniac'? Seeing that the old man was still injured, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but feel guilty in his heart. And the big sideburns self-proclaimed that he was the little brother of "Hao Maniac" made Zhan Zhizhan even more angry, and he thought to himself: "Hehe...... The name of a man, the shadow of a tree. Although Lao Tzu has never seen 'Hao Maniac', why is the little brother of 'Hao Maniac' so arrogant? How is the 'Hao madman' disciplined! Hum! Even if you are the younger brother of 'Hao Maniac', 'Hao Maniac' will know that I am unhappy in the future, and I can't allow you to do evil and oppress the people in front of my 'Beixia'! ”

"You old calf with Kashgar eyes, I'll stab you to death! Let you pretend to be calves! The young man was so dizzy by the force of the "Great Demon Mandrill's" arm that he didn't understand what was going on, and he couldn't help but be shocked and angry. When he understood that the old man scolded him as a "little rabbit cub" and wanted to fight with him, his anger became even more intense. The guy also screamed and raised his knife to stab at the old man.

"The male is the hero, the way is different, and he sees through the name of benevolence and righteousness for thousands of years, but he makes this life majestic. Good name does not love bad name. Murder is not punished. It is better to teach 10,000 people to grit their teeth and hate them, and not to teach them to scold me. Looking at the world for 5,000 years, where heroes do not kill. "Zhan Zhizhan is angry from his heart, and evil is born to the side of his guts. He was afraid that he would hurt the old man again, so in order to control the proportions, he had to take action himself.

Zhan Zhizhan was quick with his hands, rubbed his body forward, and grabbed the young man's hand and neck. The young man struggled, but did not break free, turned his head in surprise, and saw that it was Zhan Zhizhan grabbing his hand and neck, and was about to open his mouth to scold, Zhan Zhizhan flipped his wrist, and a cannon hit his lower abdomen. The young man screamed "ah" and squatted down. Zhan Zhizhan was unwilling to ruin the reputation of "Hao Maniac" behind his back, he thought about it, and said coldly to this young man: "The old man, and the old man; The young of me, and the young of man. You dance and chirp and say that you are the little brother of 'Daoli crutches', I don't look like it! Tell me in front of the big guys here, what is the third rule of 'double crutches in the road'? ”

The young man was so painful that he covered his lower abdomen, lowered his head and couldn't speak, and when he saw it, his big sideburns hurriedly walked over with a dagger in his hand, looked Zhan Zhizhan up and down, and scolded: "Who the fuck are you?" Have the ability to report a number! Don't pretend to be calves with Lao Tzu! What are the rules of dick hair? ”

Zhan Zhizhan was annoyed in his heart that the big sideburns were not inferior, and he flew up with a kick, and the "All Day Dry" in "Shadowless Fairy Legs" was kicking on the jaw of the big sideburns. The big sideburns spurted out a mouth full of teeth and blood, staggered back a few steps, and fell on top of the passenger.

Zhan Zhizhan originally wanted to report the name of "Beixia", but his eyes rolled, and he suddenly remembered that in "Journey to the West", the boy of Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth immortals, once bragged to Tang Seng. Zhan Zhizhan first smiled all over his face, nodded and said, "Obediently long dong, fried green onions in lard!" The little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and I don't know where you came from in the north and south! ”

The passengers were confused by Zhan Zhizhan's appearance, and they all looked at each other, but when they saw Zhan Zhizhan's face change, they sneered and said crazy: "Hehe...... Even with such a big ability, you dare to come out and pretend to be a calf? You're so old that you don't have the politeness to ask me who it is? Hey...... Sanqing is my friend, the fourth emperor is my old man, Jiuyao is my junior, and Yuanchen is my guest! ”

Speaking of which, Zhan Zhizhan felt that he couldn't report the number of "Ancestor of the Earth Immortal Zhen Yuanzi", offending this great immortal was not a joke. Just when he didn't know what name to report, Zhan Zhizhan remembered that in "Smiling Proud Jianghu", Linghu Daxia said a paragraph of nonsense to save Hengshan Qunnihu, and then shouted in vain: "This general's surname is Wu, the official name is Tiande, the heavens are mighty, the virtue of moral articles, and the official worships this...... This port is a general! You unrepentant calf, when you see General Ben, don't you kneel down and kowtow quickly, for the sake of your 80-year-old mother, General Ben may be able to take it lightly. Otherwise, hum...... Then obediently stick your head over and let General Ben twist your hemp neck with a click! ”

Zhan Zhizhan's crazy words made everyone in the car confused, and everyone looked Zhan Zhizhan up and down in surprise, wondering if he was mentally ill who ran out of the psychiatric hospital? The young man who was squatted on the ground by Zhan Zhizhan's cushion cannon finally took a breath. He heard Zhan Zhizhan talking nonsense, and the thin donkey endured the pain and said, "You calf is ruthless enough!" You're ...... You are not afraid of 'double crutches' to ...... you Chop you and feed it to the dogs? ”

Zhan Zhizhan sneered: "I don't even know the rules, and I still come out to bluff people? Let me tell you the third rule of 'double crutches in the road'! The rule is: 'Break off an arm to a man who insults the old and the young!' If you do evil in the Tao, you will have to cut off one of your arms!" How? Do you want me to break one of your arms, or do you want to kneel down and make amends to this old man and big brother? ”

In fact, Zhan Zhizhan didn't know what the rules of "Hao Maniac" were. He just talked nonsense, firstly, he wanted to redeem some bad influence for the fifth brother who had never met, and secondly, it seemed that his relationship with "Hao Maniac" was not ordinary. Sure enough, the young man who had just breathed a sigh of relief was frightened, knowing that he had encountered stubble, and asked in horror: "Big brother, ...... you Who are you? Call a number! ”

"Hehe...... 'Daoli Double Crutches' is Lao Tzu's fifth brother, Lao Tzu is your eighth master's 'Beixia'......" Zhan Zhizhan was unwilling to hide his identity anymore, his words did not fall, the passengers in the car, including the old man and the middle-aged man, first looked coldly at him and dropped two ruffians, and when Zhan Zhizhan reported the name of "Beixia", a burst of thunderous applause suddenly broke out in the car.

Didn't Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching" say: "It is the saint who saves people with kindness, so he does not abandon people; Always be good at saving things, so there is no discarded things; It's a raid. The purpose of this passage of Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching" is to "save people", and it is "good to save people". Not only is it good at saving people, but it is always good at saving people. The Tao is natural, in the final analysis, it is the wonderful law to save the world, and the wonderful law is the good law, and it is always the good law, and there has never been more than such a wonderful law since ancient times.

Zhan Zhizhan had to teach the two little hooligans a lesson, save the old man, and also give a bad breath to the middle-aged man with a big mouth. This matter is not a big deal for Zhan Zhizhan. However, Zhan Zhizhan always remembered that the two little hooligans claimed to be the little brothers of "Daoli Crutches". He and "Hao Madman" have not yet met, so he will discipline the younger brother of others, and the fifth brother will definitely not want to know it. This disaster is over, if there is a gap between him and "Hao Maniac", I don't know what to do.

When Zhan Zhizhan learned this matter to the "Four Brothers" in the Longjiang Restaurant and asked for advice on how to deal with the aftermath, the "Four Brothers" were stunned at first, then laughed and said, "Oh, Mom...... I said, "Ba", why are you so real? It's so cute! No matter how bad the miscellaneous things under the fifth brother are, they won't do such a stinky and shameless thing in the car! Ha ha...... I guess where is this little land? Hey...... These days, there are more people who want to be famous! When I tell the fifth brother and let him check, he can't get out of it if he does this kind of thing at his doorstep that lacks virtue for eight lifetimes! ”

Listening to the words of "Si Yu", Zhan Zhizhan was slightly embarrassed and said with a smile: "Hehe...... I really saw the person who pulled the banner as a tiger skin! ”

Zhan Zhizhan's words "Four Words" can only understand the general idea, but he is unwilling to let Zhan Zhizhan explain, it seems that he has no knowledge. "Si Jiao" is not very old, but he is an old fritter. He had already sensed Zhan Zhizhan's embarrassment, he was afraid that Zhan Zhizhan would misunderstand him for being sarcastic that he had no social experience and was a chick, so he hurriedly pulled the topic back and said, "But ...... 'bully the old and the young break an arm'?" I said eighth, you didn't just set a good rule for the fifth brother, this one applies to other brothers! ”