After practicing for a while, "White Peony" was very excited, she grabbed Zhan Zhizhan's hand hard, and screamed, "Wow...... Zhan Zhizhan, this is simply amazing! It's just amazing! Superb! ”

Teacher Liu smiled: "Yu Keying, don't be proud first, if you are proud, you will fall on your heels." You can now practice the one-legged skate, moving your weight to the skating foot and keeping the floating foot behind the skating heel to maintain a single center of gravity. After the skate, keep the center of gravity unchanged and slide forward with one foot, and the skating foot should be placed behind the heel of the skating foot as soon as possible to keep the center of gravity stable......"

White Peony was really clever and quickly mastered the one-legged ride. She shook off Zhan Zhizhan's hand and wanted to try to slide herself. But I didn't expect her to fall and eat as soon as she took a step. Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly stepped forward, put his hands under the armpits of "White Peony", and picked her up. Teacher Liu chuckled: "Yu Keying, you must pay attention to the fact that the body should not rotate too quickly, the longitudinal axis of the body should not be tilted too much, and you must fully appreciate the force of the inner and outer blades of the feet and the movement of the center of gravity. You're a beginner now, and you can't slide too fast. As you become more skilled, you have to increase the speed and increase the angle of inclination and the curvature of the arc. ”

Perhaps "White Peony" was immersed in skating, patting the ice chips on his body, and saying to himself: "It seems that skating really can't be rushed, and it has to be gradual." ”

"White Peony" is very tenacious, she fell and fell, but she still practiced tenaciously. Time flies so fast, Zhan Zhizhan, Teacher Liu, and "White Peony" frolicked in the ice rink for nearly two hours in a blink of an eye. Suddenly, a Jiefang truck squeaked and stopped on the road on the edge of the ice rink, and a huge bald head peeked out of the window, and a pair of small eyes on it turned into two slits, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Xiaoyanagi, are you okay?" It's okay to come with me to the vegetable company. ”

"Director Li, I'll be here right away. Wait for me! Seeing that it was Director Li of the school's logistics office, Teacher Liu was as happy as a little girl. After greeting Mr. Liu and Director Li, he turned to "White Peony" and said, "Yu Keying, I still have some problems, you can practice by yourself first, and Ming'er will return my ice blades in the morning." ”

"Teacher Liu has something to do, so I won't slip. Oops, I'm tired and hurting all over, so I'll ask Mr. Liu to teach me when I have time someday. "White Peony" is a very sensible and good girl, she is embarrassed to use Teacher Liu's skate blades again, so she excuses herself.

Zhan Zhizhan and "White Peony" walked side by side towards the bedroom building of "White Peony". Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to have an embarrassing situation, so he didn't have anything to say about some interesting things in the port that he heard from the "Four Guys". "White Peony" always listened patiently, and said faintly for a long time: "Zhan Zhizhan, you have wasted so much time skating with me, you are really a good person!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan was about to say a few polite words, but suddenly remembered what Zhuo Bufan had said, and inevitably had the idea of showing off. He smiled and said, "What is a good person?" To be a good person is to do what is beneficial to yourself, but at the same time not to the detriment of others! ”

"White Peony" didn't dare to look at Zhan Zhizhan, and said: "What you said is too good, the requirements for good people in modern society have been quite relaxed, and the definition of good people is no longer harsh 'no self-interest, only for the benefit of others'!" It is only necessary to 'do no harm to others, and only benefit oneself'. Such a requirement is indeed extremely lenient, and wouldn't each of us be able to do it? ”

Zhan Zhizhan nodded and said, "I sometimes think that if everyone in our society has such thoughts and behaviors, our society will definitely be much more civilized. The so-called 'Buddha and Demon Thoughts' often say, if self-interest does not harm others is a human being, then self-interest and harm others is a demon, and self-interest and others are Buddhas. In this way, it is actually very easy to be a human being, to be an upright person, and it is not difficult to become a Buddha, as long as we adjust our mentality, everyone can easily become a Buddha. Or become a demon! ”

"White Peony" smiled faintly and said, "This topic is too brain-burning, you can tell me a funny joke." ”

Zhan Zhizhan scratched his head, and suddenly had an idea, remembering that he almost scared "what he was doing" to death. It's just that Zhan Zhizhan didn't want to spoil "doing it", so he made a big move in the characters in the story and added some condiments. As long as the roles of Zhan Zhizhan and "Doing" in the story are reversed, and then the water is removed, it will be almost close to the truth.

That night, Zhan Zhizhan suddenly remembered that there were still two-thirds of the suffering people in the world who had not been liberated, and he was lying on the bed to eat and open his mouth and stretch out his clothes, without making any contributions, and he couldn't help but blame himself. He lay on the bed tossing and turning, thinking back and forth, unable to sleep. As soon as this person suffers from insomnia, he urins a lot, and Zhan Zhizhan can't bear it, but he doesn't bother to get dressed. I thought to myself: no one in the middle of the night anyway. So, Zhan Zhizhan only wore a pair of big pants to the toilet. Zhan Zhizhan got up this time and woke up his bedmate, "I'm doing it". "I'm doing it" I also felt a sense of urgency, got out of bed, and followed Zhan Zhizhan to the toilet with sleepy eyes.

At that time, the dormitories at the university were tight, and male and female students lived in the same building. In the hot summer, it doesn't matter if the men's dormitory is still there, but the women's dormitory is sinful, and the girls can only hang a curtain on the door. Zhan Zhizhan's legs were tightly clamped, and he hurried to the toilet in the standard "X-legged" posture. Zhan Zhizhan was in a hurry, and he didn't even notice that "Doing It" was following behind him. Suddenly, there was a very low exclamation of "ah" from the opposite side. Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly looked intently, and saw a girl wearing only a small white vest and small pants in the darkness covering her chest with her hands, but she disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Are you a human or a ghost? It's someone who gets me out! If it's a ghost, then you don't know that I'm the old eight 'Flower Protector King Kong' in the 'Eight King Kongs'? I...... I have this miraculous skill in the world, and the righteousness is awe-inspiring! This one...... This one is not afraid of ghosts! If you're a wronged soul, then ...... Then stay away! lest I hurt you......" Zhan Zhi Zhan yelled sternly. But I didn't know how to do it, Zhan Zhizhan found that he couldn't speak.

"Whew......" Zhan Zhizhan whistled. Luckily, I can make a sound. Zhan Zhizhan twisted his arm, it hurt! Zhan Zhizhan suddenly remembered a sentence after the break, called: "Whistle when you walk at night, and give yourself courage!" Hey...... Make up your mind, not be afraid of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties, and strive for victory! Ma Yoo Lisoer went to the cat building to pee! ”

"Hmph...... Ghosts are born from the heart! Where the hell came from in this world? The whole prodigal self scares himself! Zhan Zhizhan shook his head, guessing that the girl must be hiding in the dark. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but scold secretly in his heart: "Damn, this deflated calf must have the same idea as himself, thinking that he would not meet anyone in the middle of the night, so he ran out and went up to the cat tower without clothes." This...... Isn't this a deliberate attempt to allow yourself to violate Article 7 of the "Eight Points of Attention"? ”

But scolding and scolding, this appearance seems to be very ungentlemanly. Fortunately, there was a door beside Zhan Zhizhan that was hidden, so he hurriedly pushed the door open and hid in. When he heard the voice of "Xi Xi Suosuo" behind him, Zhan Zhizhan calmed down a little, and explained to him in an embarrassed whisper: "Guys, I'm really sorry!" I was in a hurry in the middle of the night, so I got up and went up to the cat building in desperation, and met a girl who was not wearing clothes and also went up to the cat building. This one...... This gentleman does not deceive the dark room. Although I am not a great virtuous person, I also have a bottom line for being a man, and there is a forbidden area for doing things. I'm ...... This is a gentleman! I'm ...... This does not follow the evil scriptures, and does not deceive the dark room. I know that there are 'Three Corpse Gods' in my body, no matter what I am doing, the 'Three Corpse Gods' can see the whole Lang'er clearly. Hehe...... Brother just came in and hid ......"

"Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! This ......" Zhan Zhizhan muttered to himself for a long time, and he didn't hear any movement behind him. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but get goosebumps on his body, and secretly shouted "not good" again and again. Zhan Zhizhan turned his head with great effort, although there was no light in the room, he saw a few girls sitting on the bed and standing on the ground who were not dressed much than the girl who went up to the cat tower just now, and the girl looked at him in a stunned position.

“I'm so

y！ I'm so

y！ I didn't mean to! The gentleman has something to do and something not to do, hey, my mother-in-law...... Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! How good is that? Brother this ...... This is the highest etiquette in the rivers and lakes, this is ...... Ah, I took my leave! Zhan Zhizhan was taken aback, so frightened that he almost peed out, and turned around in embarrassment and fled from the women's dormitory.

Fortunately, the girl wearing underwear to the toilet was gone. Maybe it was like the wind, and he fled back to the dormitory in a panic like lightning.

Zhan Zhizhan put his mind at ease, rushed to the cat building in a few arrows, faded his big pants down, and put water on the toilet. Zhan Zhizhan squinted his eyes, just like Wei Xiaobao and Lord Wei in Uncle Jin Yongjin's "The Legend of Deer and Ding", humming the song "Eighteen Touches", enjoying the comfort of releasing water: "One touch...... Touched the top of my big sister's head...... Miss! Miss! Isn't it blasphemous to pee on your own, to touch your sister? Wow...... The urine is so stupid, it's really 'flying down 3,000 feet!' 'No! Miss! If you are a tiger, the flying stream will go straight down 3,000 feet, and you won't collapse the entire wave of this building? Hey...... It's not 'flying down 3,000 feet', it must be a move 'high mountains and flowing water' in Uncle Jin Yongjin's "The Legend of Deer and Ding" and Mu Wangfu's "Mu Family Boxing". Well...... The mountains and flowing water are really exciting! Hehe...... Mountains and rivers meet bosom friends, who can listen to bosom friends? Well? Lao Tzu is peeing, what bosom friend can he meet? It's almost the same when you meet a ghost, even if you really have a soulmate, you just look at it and don't listen to it. So if there really is a soulmate, who will it be? ”

It's really weird, even if you hold too much urine in your bladder, it's time to empty it. I muttered in my heart, don't say it, the urine is gone! Perhaps in order to maintain his body temperature, the muscles in Zhan Zhizhan's abdomen reacted physiologically, causing goosebumps. In an instant, there was a tingling in the lower abdomen, as if I had done the most painful thing in my life. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but fight a few cold shivers in a row. Just as Zhan Zhizhan was talking to himself, a very soft laugh suddenly came from behind him.

Although the voice is extremely low, Zhan Zhizhan's ear voice is very good, and he can still hear it clearly. It's just that in the middle of the night, it sounds a little eerie, and it makes people out of their bodies. Zhan Zhizhan's goosebumps that had just disappeared had another layer of goosebumps, and this time even his hairs stood on end. Zhan Zhizhan was so frightened that he was cold, and muttered to himself in his heart: "Obediently boom, fry green onions in lard!" Is this deflated calf behind him a human or a ghost? With Lao Tzu's sensitive hearing, he didn't even hear how this deflated calf touched Lao Tzu's back, and he didn't even hear the sound of panting. Fuck it! If you don't even breathe, can you still be a living person? ”