Zhan Zhizhan should have instinctively looked back to see what it was, but suddenly remembered that when "Bai Leba" went to the toilet, he was scratched by a terrifying hand with blood-red nails in the urinal.

Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly looked down at the urinal, but fortunately there was no big hand stretched out to grab his family. Zhan Zhizhan let out a sigh of relief, and then he was relieved. He suddenly remembered that "Bai Leba" once said that he was born when he was in the yang year, the moon, the yin and the sun, and it was the life of "three yang and one yin". According to the "Technique of Life", when a person has three "yangs" in the four pillars, three yangs and one yin can obtain five elements and two genera, that is, two lives. The so-called "two lives" does not mean that you have two lives, but that your life is extremely stable. For example, if a bullet hits your heart, you won't die, and you will survive. In the eyes of the world, this is a "fluke", but in essence, it is your fate. Most people only have five elements and one genus, that is, one life, someone is a wooden life, someone is a golden life, but those who have three yangs in the eight characters have five elements and two genera, and they have two lives. For example, he not only has a wooden life, but also a golden life. This is the reason why there are always some people in the world who "have a great life" and "can't die".

Zhan Zhizhan secretly emboldened himself in his heart: "Hehe...... One life, two fortunes, three feng shui, four yin virtues, five reading, six seven phases and eight gods, nine nobles and ten health. Virtue is not lonely, there must be neighbors! As long as you act right and sit up straight, you are afraid of any ghosts! ”

Zhan Zhizhan was about to reach out to lift his big pants, when suddenly, a cold little hand touched his shoulder. In an instant, Zhan Zhizhan felt like falling into an ice cave, cold and creepy. His mind flashed, and he thought, "It's the end of the calf!" It's all over the calf! With one's own hearing, whoever walks up to oneself will hear it. can put his hand on his shoulder so quietly, and the level of martial arts is really beyond his reach. Wow! Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! It can't be a ghost, right? ”

Zhan Zhizhan didn't dare to look back, he was afraid that the skin of that face was like the skin of his own offspring's bag, black and wrinkled, with a disgusting stench. The outline of the bone-revealing eyes, the white eyes, glowed a cold green. And the bloody mouth was still dripping with the residual blood that had just been sucked. The goosebumps on Zhan Zhizhan's body faded and rose, rose and faded, and he couldn't help but muttered to himself in fear: "Lao Tzu won't be sleeping woolly, and when he opened his eyes coldly, he saw a very thin face that was paler than paper." That face could not be called a face, because there were no eyes or nose, only a large bloody mouth with bared teeth, where the sharp fangs emitted a faint cold light, and the bloodthirsty tongue was scarlet blood, as if he would be torn to pieces in the next moment. Hey...... The ghosts are full of ghosts, and it's creepy to think about. ”

Zhan Zhizhan suddenly remembered that when he was pretending to be a ghost in the "condom", he once said poetically: "Hehe...... How do I feel like a ghost now, but not a hideous ghost with green fangs. Rather, it's a ...... He is a handsome, slender and tall body, dressed in a black dress, or the kind of black cloak and cloak that is black on the outside and red on the inside, or all black, elegant and modest, and exudes a noble atmosphere. I think if you get eternal life, then what's the point of losing the sun. When the night comes, it is our happy time, in the vast darkness of the night, we drink wine, sing and dance......"

The two stinky guys, "Vegetable Market" and "Condom", seem to know a lot about zombies. You know, there were very few novels or movies about zombies in that era. Even for the curious who think differently and want to study zombies, it is difficult to obtain information. The "vegetable market" listened to the words of the "condom" and jokingly said: "Hehe...... I said, old Bi, why do I think you want to become a vampire? I think your skin must be pale and cold, your lips red and your lips perfectly with a languid smile; The eyes are red. Oh, and by the way, you'd better be accompanied by a bewitching and beautiful female vampire. You live together in a crimson moonlit medieval castle, where the ancient trees and grass are green, and it is the place where you and the female vampire talk about love. Oh my gosh, big things are not good! I have no doubt about the sharpness of your metallic fangs, and I'd better stay away from you, as far away as possible, so that you don't get sick and suck my precious blood. ”

The "really annoying" words are disgusting: "Oh...... Lao Wei, you are so annoying! It's so tingling to say it, it gives me goosebumps all over my body. Hehe...... I'm not a ghost, I'd better be a human! When people can pretend to be ghosts to scare people. It would be nice if I could wear makeup, and I would pretend to be a ghost with no blood on my pale face. The face was all rotten and crawling with flies. And the two nostrils were already stuffed with maggots, and the big mouth of the blood basin that couldn't be closed was crawling with dense bed bugs. Ha ha...... It's so much fun! ”

Zhan Zhizhan prides himself on being bold, but when he thinks of the words "vegetable market" and "condoms", and "it's really annoying", he trembles like chaff. The extreme horror made Zhan Zhizhan forget the "buckle wrist and stick elbow" in "Eighteen Falls": the right foot retreats, the body turns right, the left hand buckles the back of the "ghost's" hand upwards, and the right hand supports the "ghost's" elbow from the back up, and quickly turns the arm forward and downward, the left hand grabs the "ghost" wrist and presses inward, the right hand sticks and cuts the "ghost" elbow, and the hands are used hard at the same time to make the "ghost" hand twisted. The toes of the right foot are upturned, and the front foot of the "ghost" is hooked forward and upward, so that the center of gravity of the "ghost" falls out of control.

The toilet was filled with an atmosphere of trepidation, as if the end of the earth was coming. Zhan Zhizhan's legs trembled like cotton, and his upper and lower teeth caught each other. Zhan Zhizhan looked lost and depressed, his upper and lower lips opened, barely suppressed the numbness of his tongue, and said in a hoarse voice: "This ...... This multiple ...... Multiple Friends Multiple ...... Multiple roads! Mountains...... Mountains and rivers meet this ...... When you meet a bosom friend, the flowing water bosom friend is not in anyone...... Who listens? In the middle of the night on the second fifth watch...... Go up the cat building, pee and meet the ghost brother, this ...... This ghost brother is the bosom friend of the next! It's ......"

"Hey...... What else is the 'Flower Protector King Kong', being scared into this bear-like, mountains and rivers meet bosom friends? I can actually have a friendship with a ghost. I said old war, why don't you look back? A low chuckle suddenly came from behind Zhan Zhizhan.

"Don't dare! Can't! Don't dare! When I heard the movement of the ghost brother's words, it was like a brother I hadn't seen in a few lifetimes, and I felt that kiss in my heart! Zhan Zhizhan paused and then said, "I don't dare to look back!" I was afraid that the skin of the ghost brother's face was like the skin of my grandchildren's bag, black and wrinkled, with a disgusting stench. The outline of the bone-revealing eyes, the white eyes, glowed a cold green. The bloody mouth was still dripping with the remnants of blood that had just been sucked. Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! The goosebumps on my body faded and faded, and I couldn't help but be frightened! I'm also afraid that I didn't sleep last night, and when I opened my eyes coldly, I saw a very thin face that was paler than paper. The face was all rotten and crawling with flies. And the two nostrils were already stuffed with maggots, and the big mouth of the blood basin that couldn't be closed was crawling with dense bed bugs. That face could not be called a face, because there were no eyes or a nose, only a large mouth with bared teeth and a bloody mouth, where the sharp fangs emitted a faint cold light, and the bloodthirsty tongue was scarlet blood! ”

Behind Zhan Zhizhan was "doing it", and he didn't react to it, Zhan Zhizhan was scolding him around the bush. "Doing it" happily danced and laughed wildly: "Haha...... What the fuck is 'Flower Protector', you don't stumble? ”

Zhan Zhizhan was frightened for a moment, but his face was still as white as window paper, and he slowly turned away. I saw that under the dim light of the toilet, where was the ghost, but a pair of small eyes on the huge head were so bad that they couldn't see it, a mass of white fat trembled in laughter, and there was a big flower pants in the middle, which was clearly his bedmate "doing".

Zhan Zhizhan still couldn't believe that there was a living "doing" in front of him, and he still suspected that it was the ghost who was killed by the "cat-faced fairy" ghost Gu Gu who was lonely and depressed, and the unjust ghost who died changed into the appearance of "doing", waiting here to drink his own blood.

Zhan Zhizhan wanted to reach out and touch the shoulder of the "doing" to see if he had any body temperature. Because Zhan Zhizhan believes that ghosts have no body temperature. However, Zhan Zhizhan's hand just couldn't be raised. Zhan Zhizhan's lips trembled, and he tried his best to say a few words of light and funny, but his mouth was open for a long time, and he didn't say anything, and finally said, "You are really ...... Isn't it really a ghost brother? ”

"Phew! Ghost brother is long, ghost brother is short, you little deflated calf is a ghost! You are a despicable, shameless, short-lived ghost who is hard to find in heaven and hard to find on earth! "Zhan Zhizhan" ghost brother is long and ghost brother is short", and he almost made "doing" angry.

Zhan Zhizhan was completely relieved at this time, and couldn't help but sweat profusely, feeling like his feet were stepping on cotton, his legs were soft, and he couldn't wait to sit on the ground. Zhan Zhizhan wiped the sweat from his face and said with a smile: "Hehe...... What are you doing here? ”

"Doing it" blinked his eyes and said incomprehensibly: "Hehe...... Why don't you have a heart? What do you think I can do when I go up to the cat building? I, suddenly on a whim in my sleep, counted on my fingers, calculated that my good brother Maolou was in trouble, and came to the rescue! ”

Sure enough, Zhan Zhizhan's joke "White Peony" was very happy to listen to, and Zhan Zhizhan caused "White Peony" to laugh many times in the process of telling it, and even laughed out of tears. Zhan Zhizhan was very happy to see that his joke made "White Peony" very happy, and when he was satisfied, he felt that he was happier than "White Peony".