Chapter 34: I Want to Become a Demon with a Lack of Brains (Part I)
When Zhan Zhizhan rushed to the public security club in a stinky sweat, he saw that the door of the club was full of lights, people came and went, and the river was endless, and the commendation meeting was being held lively. In front of the door stood a three-meter-square wooden board, pasted with red paper, and the three large characters "Honor List" cut out of gold paper were particularly eye-catching, and the color photos and deeds of ten policemen were pasted below. Zhan Zhizhan stored his bicycle at the corner of the street and slipped to the front of the "Honor List", and in the position of the seventh photo on the "Honor List", it was easy to find his target, that is, the photo of "Ermuzi", or "Xiaotian Spirit" Huo Min.
Zhan Zhizhan immediately pretended to be very admired, and looked at it seriously. I don't know how long it took, but the commendation meeting was finally over. Zhan Zhizhan hid far away on the other side of the road, watching the bustling flow of people. In the flow of people pouring out of the public security club, Zhan Zhizhan recognized the radiant "Xiaotian Spirit" at a glance. He, of medium height, is slightly thinner than in the photo, and his complexion is very dark, but his face is full of spring breeze, and he keeps smiling and nodding his head to thank the policemen who congratulate him along the way.
Zhan Zhizhan is afraid of recognizing the wrong person, isn't it a joke? He hurriedly opened his "Demon Appreciation True Eyes" and looked from afar, only to see that behind the head of the jujube kernel of the "Erjiaozi" was indeed a dog head with a hideous face. Zhan Zhizhan secretly scolded in his heart: "This evil ghost is really fucking stumbling! Hey...... Regardless of whether he stumbles or not, when he meets Lao Tzu today, this shriveled calf will be full of evil! ”
A policeman who seemed to be a small cadre patted the shoulder of the "Xiaotian Spirit", with a smile on his face, and said, "Old Huo, congratulations!" You can win the honor of 'Top Ten Outstanding Policemen', we are all happy for you! ”
"Xiaotian Spirit" nodded again like a chicken pecking rice and said, "Hehe...... Director Zhang was absolutely right. Every achievement I have made is inseparable from the cultivation of the party, the care of the leaders, and the help of the comrades. Let's sit down at the Matsuhama Hotel, what about me, this ...... This one...... The first is to express from the heart a loyal attitude towards the party. Erna...... It is to express my gratitude to the leaders for their meticulous help. The third is to report to the leaders about the work of the institute. I hope that all leaders will be strict with me in the future and strengthen supervision. ”
A policeman nodded and said, "Hmm...... Although it is said that the revolution is not a dinner party, the spirit of the commendation meeting needs to be implemented, and being able to listen to Lao Huo's introduction of their revolutionary work experience is conducive to our revolutionary work, and our revolutionary comrades will be reluctant to do so. Lao Huo, don't forget the revolutionary comrades in the city bureau, shouting to them that our revolutionary work is inseparable from the revolutionary support of these revolutionary comrades. ”
The policeman's series of "revolutions" made Zhan Zhizhan feel goosebumps all over his body, and even felt like vomiting.
"Huh...... Or Director Liu...... This one...... He is considered comprehensively, and his level is definitely not ordinarily high, and he is worthy of being a veteran revolutionary comrade who has been tested for a long time, and it is very worthy of our study. Otherwise, I, Huo Min, won't be able to catch up on the ground even if I take a rocket. "The spirit of the roaring sky" smiled all over his face, said flatteringly, and walked towards the Matsuhama Hotel with seven or eight policemen calling friends.
Zhan Zhizhan knew that don't look at the boards worn by these policemen, they look like dogs, and the common people are a top one. But for the sake of their profession, their vigilance is incomparable to that of ordinary people, and there is definitely no shortage of masters among them. Therefore, he needs to be extra cautious, which can also be called fearful. Zhan Zhizhan was afraid of being noticed by the police, so after entering the Songbin Hotel, he picked an unobtrusive shadow seat in the corner and sat down, bought a slippery pork section, asked for a plate of peanuts and half a catty of old white dry, poured himself a drink slowly, held a five-four-style military satchel in his hand, and pricked up his ears to listen to the conversation at the adjacent table.
A few policemen were fighting and talking about some anecdotes in society, and Zhan Zhizhan didn't sound bored. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, a fat policeman with a face like a monkey's stomach said: "I said Lao Huo, why will you go back to Zhanghu in a while?" ”
"Xiaotian Spirit" hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth with a "slurp", and said: "I won't go back today, I'm busy, I'm busy, go to a relative's house to visit the door, and take the county car back to Zhanghu early in the morning." Hehe...... Captain Zheng, if I don't have a car to go home, then I can trouble your traffic police team less. What do you call a revolutionary comrade, Captain Zheng's words are really moving. ”
Zhan Zhizhan "squeaked" and took a sip of Lao Baigan, and secretly muttered: "Hehe...... 'Xiaotian Spirit'?" This is your own death, and you are still 'screaming', when you are the roaring dog of Erlang God! It's better if you don't go back, save Lao Tzu from chasing you to your nest, it's your wife and children, and it's the 'big knife team', Lao Tzu still has to kill, it's hard to guarantee that you won't kill a few innocent people by mistake, isn't that a crime? Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Not to mention, these things arranged by Qiao Eighteen's brother are quite reliable! ”
Zhan Zhizhan does respect Qiao 18 in his heart, but what he respects is not Qiao 18's identity as the night wandering god of the Port City God's Temple and the identity that can report to him, but Qiao Eighteen's previous life, Zhou Peigong. Zhan Zhizhan forgot what information he had seen, and Tu Hai, who had worked with Zhou Peigong, commented on Zhou Peigong's "filial piety for his mother and loyalty to the country." ”
After reading Tuhai's evaluation, Zhan Zhizhan immediately concluded that Zhou Peigong was a loyal and filial person, and he admired him in his heart. Indeed, Zhou Peigong worked hard for the country all his life, even if he was later feared by the court because of his Han status and was not reused, he still did not change his original intention and devoted himself to the country. Zhan Zhizhan decided that Zhou Peigong was a person with both ability and political integrity. Today I am fortunate to be able to ...... with such a person Wrong! Wrong! It's supposed to be friends with such a ghost.,I don't know if it's a blessing that I've cultivated for several lifetimes.。
It's just that with Zhou Peigong's contribution to the country and the nation, after his death, he mixed up with the night wandering god of the Chenghuang Temple in the port, just a ghost official, and he didn't even mix with the "officials" of the underworld, and Zhan Zhizhan was very angry about this. However, Zhan Zhizhan thought again, who is the person, what is the life. He forgot who said it: it was said that when God closes a door for you, it always opens a window.
After Zhan Zhizhan changed his mind, he felt that maybe Zhou Peigong was too murderous during his lifetime, and Emperor Xudu arranged for him to be a night wandering god in the underworld, precisely to temper Qiao Eighteen. All things are pure, ghosts are born with beauty, and the work will come naturally. It is rare that Qiao 18 does not forget his original intention, fulfills his duties, and does his job well. Actually, Qiao Eighteen was also cultivating. Zhengyangzi Zhong Liquan once said: "Those who practice do not realize the Great Dao at the beginning, but want to succeed quickly." The shape is like a tree, the heart is like ashes, the consciousness is guarded, and the will is not scattered. The god of yin is a ghost of pure spirit, not a pure yang immortal. With its one will Yin spirit does not disperse, it is called a ghost fairy. Although it is said to be a fairy, it is actually a ghost. It is ridiculous that people who believe in Buddhism in ancient and modern times have worked hard to get here, but they can speak the truth. ”
Zhan Zhizhan thought of what happened to his Yuan Shen "Great Demon Mandrill", and couldn't help sighing, and muttered to himself: "The world is complicated, someone must come forward, and someone must always speak up." Even though the world is sometimes difficult, there is always a feeling stored in your heart; Even though people's hearts are sometimes indifferent, there is always a faith that brings tears to our eyes. ”
"Howling Spirit" and a few policemen finished drinking, and it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. After saying goodbye to the policemen, he staggered and hummed a little tune in the direction of his face.
Along the way, Zhan Zhizhan wanted to pull out the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife" behind him several times, and killed the "Xiaotian Spirit" on the street. Then use the "Huo Lun Hero" special May Fourth style to make up for the "Eryakzi" in the brain. However, there were always pedestrians on the road, and Zhan Zhizhan never had a chance to do it. Zhan Zhizhan took a deep breath, calmed down his emotions, and followed the "Howling Sky Spirit" from a distance until he came to a large courtyard. I saw the "Howling Sky Spirit" walking down the outdoor staircase to the corner of the second floor, pushing the door in. Zhan Zhizhan hid in the corner of the courtyard for a long time, until there was no one in the courtyard, then he turned over the coal shack, and then quietly climbed over the wooden railing and climbed to the second floor. Zhan Zhizhan pushed open the door and peeked in, only to see that the layout of this house was similar to that of "Ji Congliang", and a dim table lamp was lit in the room past the kitchen.
"Where the hell did you go, old man? You have to be honest. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you! The cold voice of "Howling Spirit" came from the room, which was completely similar to the flattery of the hotel.
Zhan Zhizhan looked over, and it turned out that the "Xiaotian Spirit" was using a pistol against the head of a young woman lying on the kang to extract a confession.
"Lao Tzu thought that the 'Howling Sky Spirit' was going to his concubine's house, but it turned out that he had come here to do evil! Hey...... Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! What kind of culture is this 'Howling Sky Spirit', why have you sorted out all the fashionable words from more than ten years ago! Zhan Zhizhan muttered secretly in his heart, while continuing to watch the ugly performance of "Howling Sky Spirit", he was thinking in his heart. Zhan Zhizhan just heard that the "two gangsters" have done a lot of evil, and the original god is already the evil ghost "Xiaotian Spirit". Entrusted by Qiao Eighteen, the night wandering god of the City God Temple in Butou, Zhan Zhizhan decided to kill him to eliminate harm for the people. Seeing the "Howling Sky Spirit" doing evil in the port, Zhan Zhizhan's determination to kill him became stronger.
"I ...... I really...... I really don't know where he is. The young woman probably didn't know, but she was very aggrieved and replied in a vague voice.
"Xiaotian Spirit" was a little angry, and shouted: "You want to fool again, do you believe that I killed you?" You must understand that the party's policy is to be lenient in confession, strict in resistance, stubborn to the end, and a dead end.' 'Understand? ”
Zhan Zhizhan felt that the scene in front of him was a little funny, even absurd, and he almost suspected that he was in a dream. Zhan Zhizhan muttered to himself in his heart: "Even the 'Howling Sky Spirit', an evil ghost who has done a lot of evil and is full of evil, dares to talk about the party's policies here without shame and swearing? ”
"Please spare him. He...... He just borrowed ...... I borrowed you 1,000 yuan, and I paid you back more than 2,000. We've sold everything we can...... If you sell it and pay you back, why do you ...... it?" begged the young woman bitterly.