Chapter 34: I Want to Become a Demon with a Lack of Brains (Part II)

"You deflated calf, it's bearable, it's unbearable! I'll kill you! The "Howling Spirit" was furious, and with a wave of his hand, the butt of the gun in his hand smashed into the young woman's temple. The young woman's head tilted, and she was knocked unconscious.

Seeing the "Howling Sky Spirit" doing evil in front of him, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but be furious. He was afraid that the "Howling Sky Spirit" would kill innocents indiscriminately, wouldn't that be his sin of not saving him when he saw death? Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly dodged into the door. The "Howling Sky Spirit" immersed in anger was so careless that even Zhan Zhizhan opened the door and got in with the cold air outside, he didn't notice it at all.

Zhan Zhizhan sat on a stool in the outhouse, sneered, slapped his face and said, "Hehe...... Fantasizing about cultivating into a demon generation 'Howling Sky Spirit', why do you do all the three things? I don't want to think about how to cultivate and become a demon as soon as possible, but I have the leisure to run out and bully women and children and lend usury. You calf robbed the people of so much money, how can you take it away when you die? ”

After all, the "Howling Sky Spirit" is an evil ghost who is close to cultivating into a ghost immortal, and it is obvious that it is by no means a good stubble. It's just that he is so arrogant that he never dreamed that anyone would come here with him to ask for his life. The "Howling Sky Spirit" was taken aback, and hurriedly turned to look, only to see that there was a monster on the stool in the outhouse. This monster has a face like a pumpkin, its eyes are shining, its mouth is like a basin, its teeth are long, it is panting, its Adam's apple is tumbling, and its panting is like thunder. Especially on that blue indigo face, the bright red bridge of the nose makes this bright red more hideous than the surrounding blue. The monster had deep longitudinal lines on both sides of its nose, a goatee under its chin, and a yellow-brown fur around its head. Especially the little round eyes, looking at it with a smile.

"Xiaotian Spirit" recognized that this was the ancient demon fairy "Great Demon Mandrill", it frowned, and said with a little weakness: "It turned out to be Brother Shanxiao Immortal, you and I met here in Pingshui, it is really fate!" What is the reason why Brother Mandrill is here? ”

Zhan Zhizhan snorted and said, "Hmph! If you devote yourself to cultivation, whether you become an immortal or turn into a demon, it is good news from the underworld. But you just occupied the magpie's nest, invaded Huo Min's body, did a lot of evil, and ruined Huo Min's reputation. Your wicked deeds have aroused the wrath of heaven and the wrath of the people, and the hatred of the gods! Lao Tzu walked for heaven and came to take your dog's life! ”

"Xiaotian Spirit" was unhappy, and said angrily: "Shanxiao Pifu, you dare to say that Lao Tzu has done a lot of evil? Hum! You're nothing but a mountain spirit! A mere demon who knows what is good and what is evil? What is good and evil is just different angles and different views. Lao Tzu will give you an example, you see a wolf eating a sheep, you save the sheep and kill the wolf? Or do you watch the wolves eat the sheep? If you save a sheep, you will starve the wolf, you are evil to the wolf, and you are good to the sheep! If you don't look at it, for the sheep you are helping to do evil, and for the wolf you are doing good. Therefore, heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are used as dogs! The wolf and the sheep, and you are all equal. Heaven created sheep to feed wolves, and this is the way of heaven! If God doesn't take it, he will be blamed. Let it be, many wolves and sheep are against the way of heaven. Therefore, it is better to keep the middle than to talk too much. Don't be pretending to be merciful, and use your own selfishness to force the good from the evil. Hey...... Lao Tzu taught you today, the tuition fee will be free for the sake of the face of the same way! ”

Zhan Zhizhan listened to the sophistry of "Xiaotian Spirit" referring to the deer as a horse, and almost became angry. Zhan Zhizhan bared his teeth and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that the 'Howling Heaven Spirit' cultivation path has not made any progress, but it has become a pair of iron teeth and bronze teeth!" Clever words can't hide your evil, and bluffing can't save your dog's life! Lao Tzu is too lazy to tell you Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching", you wild dog is not worthy! Aren't you talking about a zero-sum game, the law of the jungle? Hey...... Lao Tzu will take your dog's life according to the rules of the law of the jungle! ”

"Xiaotian Spirit" was taken aback, and his heart jumped, but he still said proudly: "Shanxiao Pifu, Lao Tzu represents the entire Three Realms and Six Realms, and represents the correct values of justice!" You still want to kill me? Hey...... Then you just don't obey the way of heaven and want to challenge the entire Three Realms and Six Realms! The result is bound to be punished by the three realms and the six worlds, and the gods, demons, people and ghosts will fight together! At that time, you will definitely have to break your bones and step on hundreds of millions of feet, so that you will never be able to turn over! This is goodbye! ”

Zhan Zhizhan listened to the wild words of the "Xiaotian Spirit", he was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing: "You are not as good as Erha, you are not as good as the naan rammer, but you are just a wild dog with a brain and a little two, but you have a face ...... this."

Before Zhan Zhizhan could finish speaking, the "Howling Sky Spirit" immediately went out of his body, turned around and fled. Zhan Zhizhan sneered: "Can the evil beast of the rabid dog bark escape? Even if you have the ability to escape to the Thirty-Three Heavens, Lao Tzu will have the ability to chase you to Tushi Palace! Hey hey ......"

Zhan Zhizhan's primordial god "Great Demon Mandrill" is much faster than Zhan Zhizhan's words. Before Zhan Zhizhan could finish speaking, the "Great Demon Mandrill" had golden eyes like lightning, and he had already reached out and pulled out the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife" behind Zhan Zhizhan, turning into a gust of wind and chasing after the "Howling Sky Spirit". The "two sons" in the back room only felt that the world was spinning for a while, and their minds became blank. "Ermuzi" suddenly felt that he couldn't stand still, and fell on the kang with his back facing the sky. Coincidentally, he fell next to the young woman who was knocked unconscious by him. That Zhan Zhizhan was finally mentally prepared, and he didn't dare to move at all while sitting on the stool, staring at the "second son" in the back room stupidly.

It was a moonlit night, the silvery moonlight sprinkled on the ground, and the fragrance of the night filled the air, weaving a soft net that covered all the scenes. None of the plants or trees are as realistic as they are in the daytime, they all have vague and ethereal colors, each of which hides its true face and keeps its secrets. Being in it makes people feel strange like a dream.

Such a night should have been a peaceful place for young boys and girls to spend the moon before and after, but suddenly dark clouds rolled in, the wind gusted, and the air was filled with a chilling murderous aura. The stars in the sky are like a gloomy child, blinking very uneasily, watching the vicious fight that is about to take place. The gray face of the sky gradually sank, replaced by a heavy gray black. The raging wind was flowing around, gloating at the embarrassment of the "Howling Spirit". The tree shook its head helplessly, the sky was very dark, and the sudden dark clouds seemed to be pressed down, black and pressing, and from time to time there were deafening thunder and dazzling lightning, giving people a terrifying feeling. "The mountain rain is coming, the wind is full of buildings, and there are several degrees of smoke and rain and a few degrees of sorrow." This is the saying of the literati. And the words of some laymen are more straightforward and evocative: "The wind is the rain, and the fart is the." ”

Although this is vulgar, it vividly illustrates that there are always some signs before something happens. You don't hear that a few people came back to fight in ancient times, Jin Ge iron horse, sword light and moon shadow, corpses are all over the field, bleeding and drifting. The wood is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it, the edge will be exposed, and people will not be it. In the end, the birds are all gone, and the good bow is hidden; The cunning rabbit dies, and the lackeys cook. Everyone is like a passenger sitting in an old and dilapidated car, watching it rush to the abyss, but they are silent, as if they are not involved in their own business. And finally? It's nothing more than standing on an open-top truck, swaggering through the city in front of thousands of people. Then he was sent to the barren mountain mouth, and then spent two cents and six cents to buy a "peanut rice" made of lead, and asked someone to inlay it on the back of his head.

Although the "Great Demon Mandrill" can't catch up with the "cat-faced fairy" ghost and is lonely, it is very easy to chase the "Howling Sky Spirit". As soon as the "Howling Sky Spirit" fled to the roof, there was a flower in front of him, and the "Great Demon Mandrill" had already stopped in front of him. The "Great Demon Mandrill" pulled the "Xuanyin Seven Treasure Knife" in his hand, stretched his waist, squinted his eyes, and said with a hippie smile: "Hehe...... 'Xiaotian Spirit', Lao Tzu thought you were very urine!" You haven't finished teaching Lao Tzu yet, what are you running in a hurry? I'm afraid that I'm late? ”

"Howling Sky Spirit" knew that he couldn't beat the "Great Demon Mandrill", but he couldn't run, and "Howling Sky Spirit" couldn't help but be very frightened. However, instead of gritting his teeth and scolding, he said as if he was chatting with an old friend: "Hmm...... Brother Shanxiao Immortal, to tell you from the heart, Lao Tzu admires you very much and wants to make friends with you! ”

"The Great Demon Mandrill" knows that the real master is disdainful of arguing like a street shrew. A wild dog that can hurt a mortal's mouth, is it still a real opponent? The "Great Demon Mandrill" rolled his eyes and immediately had an idea. He smiled and said, "Erha, you don't grind and grind!" Let's see the real chapter on the blade! Don't drop the chain! ”

"Big Demon Mandrill" is a strange and endless new word, and "Xiaotian Spirit" has never heard of it. It's a real headache for him. It frowned, looked at the "Great Demon Mandrill" with a puzzled face, and asked casually, "Erha?" What is Erha? ”

Originally, the excitement and gore before the start of the big war permeated every inch of the skin of the "Great Demon Mandrill". I didn't expect that "Xiaotian Spirit" could ask such two words that could not be two. "Big Demon Mandrill" couldn't hold back a laugh and said: "Erha, Erha is disloyal to the master and specializes in harming the master's home. Whoever gives a big cake can go with whom, a leper and cheap dog! ”

The face of the scolded "Howling Sky Spirit" sank, and he knew that he had to work hard. He lifted open his robe, took out a shining nail rake, and roared, "Hehe...... Mandrill puppet, you don't bully ghosts like you, don't want to ride on Lao Tzu's neck and! Eat Lao Tzu a palladium, today Lao Tzu has to pick up your mandrill skin as a mattress, who let you be a deflated calf and Lao Tzu pretend to be a calf! ”