Chapter 34: Brain Shortage and Shortness of Mind and Desire to Become a Demon (II)

"Big Demon Mandrill" said with a smile: "Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard!" Lao Tzu knows that your palladium is your ancestor of naan chaff ramming, that is, whose second senior brother stole Lao Gao's family before he worked as a gardener in Gao Laozhuang to grow vegetables in Tsukiji! The broken palladium that grows vegetables in Tsukiji, are you embarrassed to take it out and stink? Lao Tzu has never eaten dog meat, and he has never seen a pug running around the ground? ”

"You're mistaken! Is this palladium a mortal thing? Listen to me! "The spirit of the roaring sky" was stunned by the "big demon mandrill", how did he know the ancestor of the naan chaff rammed goods, or who the second senior brother was? In order to prove that his palladium was not stolen, the "Howling Sky Spirit" Lang Lang said: "This is to exercise the ice iron of the gods, and sharpen it into a bright and clean workman." Lao Jun used the hammer himself, and Yingfu personally added charcoal shavings. The five emperors of the five parties are scheming, and the six dings and six jiajia are troublesome. Cause eight teeth and exquisite teeth, and cast a double-ring gold pendant leaf. Body makeup six Yao row five-star ......"

"Big Demon Mandrill" listened to the origin of the "eight-toothed exquisite palladium" used by the "Xiaotian Spirit", and felt familiar at first, but immediately reacted, "Xiaotian Spirit" is just a slight modification of Mr. Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West" in the nineteenth chapter of "Yunzhan Cave Wukong Receives Eight Precepts, Futu Mountain Xuanzang Receives Heart Sutra", Zhu Bajie sells his "Shangbaoqin Golden Palladium" to Monkey King is a treasure, and then spouts it out to himself. It's really hard for the ghost guy of "Xiaotian Spirit", holding a piece of "eight-toothed exquisite palladium" out of stink, for fear that others won't know him, but he memorized a passage from "Journey to the West" to bluff people.

The "Great Demon Mandrill" laughed breathlessly, waved his hand to stop the "Howling Sky Spirit", held back his laughter, and said like a jumping bean: "Don't say it!" Stop it! Lao Tzu knows who you are from the second senior brother! I also know the origin of your 'eight-toothed palladium'! It turns out that you are the filial son and grandson of the second senior brother! Hey...... Let's continue to talk about the origin of your 'eight-toothed exquisite palladium'! This palladium went down to the sea to overturn the dragon's nest and went up the mountain to crush the tiger's wolf's den. All kinds of blades and rest the topic, but I should be the most palladium. What is the difficulty of winning each other, it goes without saying that gambling and fighting for merit. Why are you afraid that your copper head and iron brain are all steel, and the palladium will be so discouraged! ”

"Xiaotian Spirit" was stunned, frowned for a while and asked, "How do you know the origin of 'Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium'?" ”

The "Great Demon Mandrill" made a "bah" sound in his mouth, and a pair of sharp lights shot out of his eyes, and he sneered and said, "Hehe...... When Taiqing Daode Tianzun built your 'eight-toothed exquisite palladium', Lao Tzu was the overseer! ”

"Fuck you! I'm! Eat Lao Tzu with palladium! The "Howling Sky Spirit" was ridiculed by the "Great Demon Mandrill" and howled madly, and raised the "Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium" in his hand to cover his head and aimed at the head of the "Great Demon Mandrill". The palladium built by the "Howling Sky Spirit" under the rage exerted all his strength. If this is replaced by ordinary ghosts, it will definitely suffer a big loss, and if you don't die, you will have to be seriously injured.

The physical battle wisdom of the "Great Demon Mandrill", the instinct cultivated since childhood martial arts played a role at this time. He didn't think about it, in fact, he couldn't have time to think about it, a move in the "Liang's Knife Technique" "Eight Thousand Miles of Clouds and Moon", his body rotated, the knife in his hand stood and deviated, and the loud sound of "dang" shook the right arm of the "Great Demon Mandrill" for a while, and the second half of the move was naturally not the slightest threat to the "Howling Sky Spirit". The "Great Demon Mandrill" did not dare to slack off, did not dare to underestimate the enemy, and hurriedly stepped on the "Seven Star Steps" and avoided the "Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium" built by the "Howling Sky Spirit" like a storm. Only then did the "Great Demon Mandrill" see clearly that the eight teeth of the "Eight Teeth and Exquisite Palladium" of the "Howling Sky Spirit" turned out to be the eight fangs of eight stinky dogs.

By the time the "Howling Sky Spirit" round of "Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium" was completed, he was already so tired that he was panting for breath. The tongue and the corners of the mouth are full of disgusting, smelly white foam. The "Great Demon Mandrill" stood firmly on the ground, secretly adjusting his breath. Suddenly, the "Great Demon Mandrill" felt a chill on his scalp, and he subconsciously touched his head, only to find that a piece of his scalp was taken away by the "eight-toothed exquisite palladium" of the "Howling Sky Spirit". Fortunately, the "Great Demon Mandrill" has rough skin and thick flesh and no bleeding. However, the brain of the "Great Demon Mandrill" was still in a cold sweat, and he secretly screamed in his heart that he was very lucky.

The duel between masters like "Great Demon Mandrill" and "Howling Sky Spirit" is like playing Go, and the emphasis is on a first opportunity. Whoever takes the lead will take the initiative and thus put himself in an invincible position. "Howling Sky Spirit" was quite surprised that the "Great Demon Mandrill" was able to avoid the crazy construction of "Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium", especially the subsequent chaotic construction that had no rules at all, but was so fast that it was dazzling. Although the "Great Demon Mandrill" was very embarrassed, it still became one of the few opponents who could avoid its "Mad Dog Palladium Method". The "Howling Sky Spirit", who had won the first opportunity, narrowed his pupils, his eyes were full of beastly madness, and he sneered triumphantly: "Hehe...... Lao Tzu still thinks how great the mandrill is a mandrill, what a chicken feather fairy, the whole wave is just a bag! ”

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. "The Great Demon Mandrill" learned that although the "Xiaotian Spirit" was born with a sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, a face like a sick ghost, and a skinny body, like a black mouse becoming a sperm, but his strength is amazing, just like the first hero Li Yuanba in "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", the heart of the "Great Demon Mandrill" never dares to have the slightest underestimation of the enemy.

The "Great Demon Mandrill" was like water, his eyes were fixed on the dog's teeth on the palladium of the "Howling Sky Spirit", and he pulled a knife flower, and after the "Empty Sadness" weakened the offensive of the "Howling Sky Spirit", "Jingkang was ashamed of the snow" and fought with the "Howling Sky Spirit". In an instant, there was a clanging sound of metal impact, and the fast knife was against the fast palladium, and every minute and second could decide life and death.

"Xiaotian Spirit" seems to have hit a real fire, he simply threw off his shirt, like "Xu Chu naked fighting Ma Chao" shirtless, constantly screaming in his mouth, like a second senior brother dancing palladium, crazy towards the "big demon mandrill". After a few rounds, the face of the "Great Demon Mandrill" was already sweating, and it was inevitable that he would be dwarfed. It's just that with the extremely familiar "Liang's Knife Technique", he was able to withstand it for a while, but his movements naturally became sluggish. "Big Demon Mandrill" was a little impatient, and even regretted it. "Big Demon Mandrill" is not afraid of death, Qilu Han, there has been a hero Wu Erlang since ancient times, and he has never known how to write the word "afraid".

"Great Demon Mandrill" and "Howling Sky Spirit" hit from this roof to that roof, and killed from the roof outside the clouds. Spitting fog and blowing wind, flying sand and stones, only to fight the stars and the moon are dark, regardless of victory or defeat. Frightened, the nearby ghosts and spirits dodged one after another, lest they get into trouble.

It's that people have three points of anger, and ghosts are the same, and sometimes they will be more irritable. But now that the "Howling Sky Spirit" has the upper hand, there is really no need to fight hard. This is like a child in a poor family, who gets up early and is tired for a few yuan, just to eat safely and steadily. But if you have a lot of money and a person who is a 10,000-yuan household, how can you work hard for those few small money. You must know that rich people are different from people who don't have money, and you can let money suffer, but you can't let people suffer.

After a few moves, the "Great Demon Mandrill" knew that the "palladium method" of the "Howling Sky Spirit" had no tricks at all, and this evil ghost obviously had not learned any kung fu. It's just that with strong arm strength and high understanding, he has practiced a very practical "palladium method" in the dog fights between the underworld and other evil ghosts. For a person who has systematically practiced martial arts, an opponent like "Howling Sky Spirit" is the most terrifying. Because just like the "Dugu Nine Swords" used by Ling Hu Chong, the hero in Uncle Jin Yong's famous book "Smiling Proud Jianghu", you can't judge where his next knife or sword will go, you can only parry and attack by feeling. It's just that "Dugu Nine Swords" can expect the enemy plane to come first, and then strike first.

The "Great Demon Mandrill" knew that it couldn't be delayed any longer, and that the battle must end as soon as possible, and it would definitely not take any advantage of consuming energy with this "Howling Sky Spirit", and it would be even more detrimental to itself after a long time. Although the "Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium" of the "Howling Sky Spirit" is still as fast as lightning, it is obvious that the "Howling Sky Spirit" knows that it has encountered a strong opponent with its rich experience in dog fighting, and also knows that the strength of the "Great Demon Mandrill" is not as good as his, and it is fighting steadily. It seems that only by exercising trickery and deliberately selling a flaw can it be possible to defeat this "Howling Spirit". Just like Brother Hai said, a gentleman fights wits but not strength, and only when his brain is in the water does he blindly fight with the "Xiaotian Spirit". The "Great Demon Mandrill" has made up his mind, and immediately looks at the mouth, nose, nose, and heart, trying his best to overcome his impatience and calm himself down.

Although the "Howling Sky Spirit" is experienced, after all, he has not met the guidance of a famous teacher, nor has he received systematic training, so it is inevitable that he will be fooled at this time. The corners of his mouth showed a sinister smile, thinking that it was the time to finally defeat the "Great Demon Mandrill". The "eight-toothed exquisite palladium" in the hand of the "Howling Sky Spirit" rose and fell, and each palladium was built to the face of the "Great Demon Mandrill" with all its might. The "Great Demon Mandrill" panicked and didn't seem to dare to touch it, and retreated again and again. Suddenly, the "Great Demon Mandrill" stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Seeing the opportunity, a hint of joy flashed on his face, and he roared, holding palladium in both hands to give the "Great Demon Mandrill" a trick "Mount Tai Pressing". "Big Demon Mandrill" is calm, waiting for the dog teeth on the "Howling Sky Spirit" and "Eight-toothed Exquisite Palladium" to touch the face door, and can no longer change the move, then suddenly exert force, do not move, do not fight, one side of the body, the footsteps moved, and made a move "to clean up the old mountains and rivers from the beginning", the cold light flashed, the right arm of the "Howling Sky Spirit" flew out, and in the miserable scream, the cold light flashed, and the left leg of the "Howling Sky Spirit" was broken again.

"Brother Immortal, slow down, leave a ghost under the knife!" The "Great Demon Mandrill", who was unforgiving the ghost, was waiting for the rest of the Yong to chase after the poor man, and cut off the head of the dog of the "Howling Sky Spirit" with a knife, and suddenly a voice stopped it behind him. The "Great Demon Mandrill" was afraid of being plotted, so he hurriedly jumped away. The "Great Demon Mandrill" looked intently at the night sky, only to see that in the auspicious clouds and mist, there was a faint appearance of a psychic beast holding a tin rod in his hand.

Beside the psychic beast stood a majestic general. This military general is two feet tall, born with a tiger's back and a wolf's waist, a black face and ringed eyes, a three-pronged purple and gold crown on his head, a Xichuan red cotton robe on his body, a beast-faced swallowing head chain armor, a delicate lion belt around his waist, and a tiger's head and a golden gun. This military general was killed by the traitor Pan Renmei a thousand years ago, and Yang Yanhei, the seventh son of Yang Lao Linggong, Yang Qilang. A hundred arrows save the heart, and the heart is not dead; Resolute returned, and the two wolves wept. After Yang Qilang was killed, Emperor Xudu took pity on his loyalty and bravery, and specially appointed Yang Qilang as the ghost official in charge of lonely souls and wild ghosts in the underworld. As a result, Shichiro became the "Ten Evil Gods" of the underworld along with Xingtian and Yaksha.