Chapter 40: The Alternative Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix is also a Marriage in a Past Life (Part II)
Seeing that the stupid girl of "Ji Congliang" actually nodded, Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but laugh, and continued with a thoughtful attitude: "Sister of the Ji family, count carefully, you and your old iron 'weasel' have already rattled with me, this is beyond doubt!" You introduced your Sister Rou to me again, isn't this all for you? It's more than a 'second wife', if you are introducing a few ......"
"Oh maa...... Hello reactionary! Dogs just can't spit out ivory in their mouths! Why are you so annoyed? "Ji Congliang" then understood that Zhan Zhizhan was making fun of her, and while "giggling", he beat Zhan Zhizhan's chest hard.
"Ji Congliang" was angry enough, then he stopped, glanced at Zhan Zhizhan and said, "My sister Rou's name is Shi Shuirou, and she is in the ......."
"Shi Shuirou? Why do you don't know why you invite Lao Tzu to eat 'Kaijiang fish' and 'chicken stewed mushrooms'? Etiquette must be demanded by others! Hey...... Don't guess the stuffiness! It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided! Be careful and you're done! Zhan Zhizhan frowned and thought of this, and suddenly secretly shouted that it was not good: "Obediently long dong, fried green onions in lard!" The seventh brother 'Si Yu' once said that he has three brothers and a younger sister, isn't his sister called 'Shi Shuirou'? The sister of the seventh brother, this is not good to say! ”
"Si Yu" did say that he had a sister named "Shi Shuirou". His younger sister was spoiled by her parents and four older brothers, and she was surprisingly wild when she was a child, and she was even more naughty than a little boy. Shi Shuirou is not as gentle as water like her name. When it comes to Shi Shuirou's name, there is no neighbor who does not have a headache. Shi Shuirou often takes a group of little boys to go around in circles and play glass balls, and always makes the little faces and souls draw before going home. It's just a monkey band that doesn't play with a little girl, not to mention a little girl jumping grid, and she is a well-known "child king". "Si Yu" was embarrassed to say, Shi Shuirou relied on the support of four brothers who fought and died, and he was also a crab outside, walking sideways. In the circle, that is naturally the master that no one can provoke!
Zhan Zhizhan was embarrassed to mention "Si Yu" directly, scratched his head, and asked with a puzzled face: "Sister Ji family, your sister Rou is this...... Does this have four elder brothers, and the second brother is the famous 'Eryu' in the society? ”
"Ji Congliang" was a little surprised: "Yes! Zhan Zhizhan, how did you know the second brother? It's a pity that the second brother's two legs are broken. ”
"It turns out that Sister Rou of 'Chicken Congliang' is really the sister of 'Si Jiao'!" Zhan Zhizhan thought of this, nodded, and shook his head and dragged it up: "Oh...... I have also admired the name of 'Eryu' for a long time, but fate has not yet arrived, and I have not yet met. ”
"Ji Congliang" glanced at Zhan Zhizhan and said sourly: "You are heroes who cherish each other!" You have admired the name of your second brother for a long time, and my sister Rou has also admired your name of 'Flower Protector King Kong' for a long time! By the way, Sister Rou said, she knows you! ”
Zhan Zhizhan clicked his little eyes and asked strangely, "Do you know Sister Rou?" Where is it? I can't remember! ”
"Ji Congliang" glanced at Zhan Zhizhan again and said, "Wow! My sister Rou is beautiful, and in the eyes of the old man, she is a princess. You're turning a blind eye to it? I said, your eyes go up to your heels? ”
was scolded by "chicken congliang" for a while, and Zhan Zhizhan didn't even swallow it. He muttered to himself in his heart: "Is the water soft thief beautiful?" Look at the little eyes of the 'four boys', where can his sister be beautiful? Hey...... Lao Tzu swore by the lamp, no matter what this Shi Shuirou looks like, the whole wave is a pregnant girl, a hooligan leader! This kind of person is just a plaster of 'Wang Mazi', and it can't be removed if it is glued. In addition, the relationship between the seventh brother's 'four concubines' cannot be touched. When the time comes, if something happens and hurts the brotherly relationship between the 'four babies', it can't be done. Let's not go! This 'chicken Congliang' is called 'Er's second brother', I'm afraid it's not a fuel-efficient lamp, Lao Tzu used to underestimate her, and it would be better to make less trouble in the future! It seems that Shi Shuirou is the boss of 'Chicken Congliang' and 'Weasel'. Lao Tzu called Ji Chongliang 'Chicken Congliang', and called 'Chicken Congliang's best friend Huang Shulan 'Weasel'. So what is the boss of these two girls Shi Shuirou? It's a really bad nickname! ”
"Ji Congliang" saw that Zhan Zhizhan's face was cloudy and silent for a long time, and asked, "I said Zhan Zhizhan, what do you want?" ”
Zhan Zhizhan scratched his head a little embarrassed and said, "This ...... This eldest sister of the Ji family, first of all, thank you and your sister Rou for stewing 'Kaijiang fish' and 'chicken stewed mushrooms', please go and have a gluttony! It's just that there is no merit. This one...... There is no love without a reason in this world, and there is no hate without a reason! If I follow you to your sister's house to eat 'Kaijiang fish' and 'chicken stewed mushrooms' at Sister Rou's house when I am too old, I will have a guilty conscience and it will be difficult to sleep and eat, even the 'Three Corpse Gods' will have to toss me to death! ”
As soon as "Ji Congliang" heard that Zhan Zhizhan was going backwards, his cheeks immediately turned crimson with anxiety, and tears came out: "I said Zhan Zhizhan, this is the glorious task given to me by Sister Rou!" I also sent my chest in front of Sister Rou to ensure that the task was completed! You've made me miserable when you drop the chain! Aren't you the 'Flower Protector'? You are still the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering! Help me, you can go! Please, Zhan Zhizhan! If you don't save me, what kind of 'Flower Protector King Kong' are you! ”
"Ji Congliang" almost grabbed Zhan Zhizhan's arm and shook his arm to beg him. What Zhan Zhizhan is most afraid of is that others beg him, especially beautiful girls. "Chicken Congliang" grinded and chirped endlessly, begging him, Zhan Zhizhan was a little numb, and his heart softened again. He secretly pondered in his stomach: "Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard!" The girl of the 'four children' is designated as a proud princess, and she is used to it. Please Lao Tzu 'open river fish' and 'chicken stewed mushrooms', specify who the two of you are fighting with, and don't want to ask for 'four stalks'. Bring Lao Tzu to her side and give her her life, but it's good to stink in front of the 'four babes'! ”
Unable to withstand the entanglement of "Chicken Congliang", Zhan Zhizhan had no choice but to ride his beloved bicycle and carry "Chicken Congliang" to the home of "Si Jiao" located in the outer circle of the road. The circle outside the road was also called "Huifangli" before liberation. At that time, the old road outside the port was full of five elements and eight works, three teachings and nine streams. Not only small traders, ready-to-wear clothes, workshops, pawnshops, clothing estimators, old iron, shacks, farm tools, car shops, food stalls, hairdressers, ponds, etc. Most of them are concentrated here, but also shops, restaurants, inns, theaters, cinemas, etc. Especially in the northern, eastern, and southern markets, small theaters, storytellers, teahouses, and taverns fill the streets and alleys, and brothels are also all over here. At that time, it was popular to say "eat a full meal in the new world, take a bath in the new Jiangquan, applaud the big stage, and sleep in Huifang". This is a depiction of the ugly life of drunkenness, eating, drinking and merrymaking before liberation.
Before the liberation, the merchants of the old port lived in the road, the coolies of the displaced people lived outside the road, and the officials lived in Nangang. There is an inherent saying that "Nangang is heaven, the Tao is the world, and the outside is hell". Outside the road, because it was a "hell", the urban area was naturally rarely planned, and the streets and alleys were narrow and tortuous. Therefore, walking in a small alley that is only about a meter wide, Zhan Zhizhan must always pay attention to the low eaves and not touch his head. This cramped space, with its wooden staircase that seems to collapse at any moment, and the slogan New Year's pictures on the wall, are stacked on top of each other, as if they have never been cleaned up.
Zhan Zhizhan thought in his heart: "My mother-in-law, this is the old society of all evils, right?" Why do you live in a place where rabbits don't poop? Bodhisattva bless! Bodhisattva bless! Bless Brother Seven for not being at home. Otherwise, it's embarrassing! ”
When Zhan Zhizhan lowered his head and got into the dim home with the smell of chicken and fish, he couldn't help but be startled again. I saw a black shadow sitting on the kang nailed by the wooden plank. Zhan Zhizhan had just walked into the dark room from the bright sunlight, and he had a phenomenon of "dark adaptation", and he couldn't see the appearance of the person sitting clearly, but he saw his shimmering eyes, and Zhan Zhizhan could feel that those eyes were examining him. At this moment, Zhan Zhizhan only felt that those eyes were like the Himalayas in the wind and snow, with a deterrence and unpredictable danger that people did not dare to look up to. Zhan Zhizhan's heart trembled, and he couldn't help but think of the wolf on Nanshan in his hometown.
"Huh...... It turned out that Xiaoliang was here! The "wolf" on the kang speaks very kindly, and he is not very old when he hears the voice.
"Oh maa...... I said, second brother, it's so dark and dark, why don't you light the lamp? You're not too dark! Listening to the words of "Ji Congliang", Zhan Zhizhan immediately reacted, the person sitting on the kang with a wolf-like gaze must be "Si Gong" and Shi Shuirou's disabled brother "Ergong" who had his legs broken. Before "Eryu" was disabled, it was also a character.
Zhan Zhizhan hurriedly opened his "Demon Appreciation True Eyes" and saw that the person sitting on the kang was indeed not a "wolf", but a ragged and unkempt beggar. Zhan Zhizhan thought in his heart: "It turns out that 'Eryu' was a beggar in his previous life!" ”
"Alas...... Isn't it to save a few kilowatt-hours of electricity? Xiaoliang, who is this? "Ergong" is obviously asking Zhan Zhizhan.
Zhan Zhizhan was about to answer, but "Ji Congliang" preemptively said: "Second brother, this is my classmate, and I am also Sister Rou Lao Tie!" ”
"Who? Is it Rourou? This girl never talked about it. "Erzai" asked a little unconvinced.
"Oh maa...... I said, second brother, why don't you know about such a big thing in your family? Sister Rou is really, what's the matter? You can't hide it from anyone, and you can't hide it from your second brother. "Ji Congliang", who joked about the occasion, replied with a serious face, and turned on the electric light with a "pop". Zhan Zhizhan's eyes had just formed rhodopsis erythrops, which was sensitive to weak light, and the sudden light made him instinctively close his eyes. Even though it's only a fifteen-watt fluorescent lamp. "Ergong" didn't speak, staring at Zhan Zhizhan in a daze, obviously distrustful of the adulterated "chicken Congliang" who farted.
"Xiaoliang, you little deflated calf! If you dare to be again, I'll sew up your broken mouth that didn't open the door!" So that you can no longer be poor! Hearing this voice, Zhan Zhizhan knew that it was Shi Shuirou, the sister of "Si Yu", who appeared.