"Ji Congliang" said with a smile: "Oh, mom...... I said Third Sister, your stewed chicken and fish are so fragrant, I smelled it as soon as I got out of the car. Look at me, and all the greedy hara is flowing out. Hehe......"

"Humph! What's your nose like a little calf? Such a thief! Shi Shuirou's knife-like gaze slashed at "Ji Congliang" fiercely, and then ignored her anymore. Shi Shuirou turned to Zhan Zhizhan and looked up and down, like an old friend who hadn't seen him for a long time and couldn't be more familiar, and said coldly: "Are you here?" ”

"Hmm...... This ......" Zhan Zhizhan felt that it was difficult to answer, so he had to scratch his head with a smile. Zhan Zhizhan's embarrassment fell in the eyes of "Eryu", and it was obvious that this young man had a face that he couldn't wipe off the flesh, and he was embarrassed to see the future eldest brother.

Zhan Zhizhan stared at Shi Shuirou: Wow! It's really beautiful! Especially the big eyes that can speak, like a pool of autumn water, are very intoxicating. Zhan Zhizhan couldn't help but feel excited, but then blamed himself: "Shi Shuirou is the sister-in-law of the seventh brother's 'four sisters', how can you think about it?" What's more, there is a Zhuang Jianhong who loves you so much that he is waiting for you! How can you come out and see the strange things, like the new and hate the old? What a gentleman would do! ”

Zhan Zhizhan's heart moved, and he hurriedly opened the "Demon Appreciation True Eye" to look. It turned out that Shi Shuirou's previous life was not a human being, nor an animal, but a red rose with thorns. Zhan Zhizhan secretly wondered in his heart: In the previous life of Lin Daiyu in "Dream of Red Mansions", she was a Zhuzhu fairy grass born on the bank of the Linghe River in the West. The Zhuzhu Fairy Grass is a fairy grass created by Cao Xueqin in "Dream of Red Mansions", this thing should only exist in the sky, not be seen in the world at all, and there is only this one in the world. So what kind of fairyland does Shi Shuirou's thorny red rose grow in, and which fairy has to take care of it carefully, so that it can be cultivated into a human shape? Lin Daiyu came in this life to repay the tears and repay the irrigation grace of the Shenying attendants. So Shi Shuirou came here to repay debts in this life, or to collect debts?

Zhan Zhizhan was in a trance, when he suddenly saw Shi Shuirou pointing to the "two gongs" on the kang again, and said to Zhan Zhizhan: "Hey! Who, come and get to know me, this is my second brother! ”

Shi Shuirou's tone, the whole wave is a tone of introducing her boyfriend to her family. Zhan Zhizhan felt very awkward, but he had to take a step forward, bend down, stretch out his hand in front of "Erzhen", and said, "Hello second brother, my name is Zhan Zhizhan." ”

Er's hair was gray, and a scar on his face made his face look particularly hideous, and he looked very old, at least twenty years older than his actual age. His hands are large, rough, but powerful. However, the "Ergong" smiled so kindly at Zhan Zhizhan, just like the eldest brother saw his favorite little brother, without the slightest anger of the heroes of the rivers and lakes.

Seeing that the eyes of "Ergong" showed great love for Zhan Zhizhan, Shi Shuirou was extremely useful in his heart, and said to "Ji Congliang" in an commanding tone: "Xiaoliang, you go to buy two bottles of good liquor for eight hundred, let's drink some with my second brother!" ”

"Ji Congliang" honestly and unceremoniously took the five yuan that Shi Shuirou took out, and squeezed his eyes at Zhan Zhizhan. Seeing Shi Shuirou's eyes, "Ji Congliang" stuck out his tongue in fright, and quickly turned around and escaped from the room. Seeing the figure of "Ji Congliang" disappearing outside the door, Shi Shuirou turned around and bared her teeth at "Ergong" and made a grimace. Then, he shook his head at Zhan Zhizhan again.

Zhan Zhizhan smiled at the "Erzi", and under his loving gaze, he walked into Shi Shuirou's boudoir of six or seven square meters. The only small window in the "Si Yu" family is open in Shi Shuirou's boudoir, which shows Shi Shuirou's high status in the family. Curtains hung on the windows, making the interior dimly lit. A one-inch single bed welded with steel pipes is much more luxurious than the kang of "Ergong". Zhan Zhizhan muttered to himself in his heart: "It's not that this 'four sons' can't afford to buy a better house, so that the paralyzed 'two sons' and their own sisters can enjoy a few days of happiness." ”

Although Shi Shuirou's boudoir was dilapidated, it made her dress up very clean and comfortable, and the fat powder and the girl's unique body fragrance were intertwined in this small room, which made Zhan Zhizhan dizzy and frightened.

"What are you doing all that? My house is buried, it's so narrow, what's there to see! Shi Shuirou saw Zhan Zhizhan looking around, and seemed to have some inferiority complex about his home being so simple, and said with a weak heart.

"You're welcome! Your home is much stronger than mine. My family's house is big, and the wind leaks everywhere, and it is not worth freezing to death in winter. In order to show that he did not dislike it, Zhan Zhizhan sat on a wooden box next to the single bed.

Sure enough, Shi Shuirou's rare smile showed a sweet smile that should have belonged to a girl, and she restored the girl's liveliness. She jumped and lay down on the bed, raised her face and smiled at Zhan Zhizhan and said: "I don't know what to do with my head today, it hurts, don't be there and sell stupidity, Ma Yuer came over and rubbed my brain melon seeds for me!" ”

"Medium! You close your eyes, it's a little more comfortable. Shi Shuirou's words seemed to be an order. Zhan Zhizhan was helpless, so he had to walk over and massage Shi Shuirou's head. Zhan Zhizhan placed the fingertips of both fingers on Shi Shuirou's forehead, kneading the scalp slightly but firmly, past the front hairline, temples and sideburns, and gradually moving back to the center of the top of the head, so that for about three minutes, continuing to massage from the center of the top of the head and gradually moving to the back of the neck, especially the back of Shi Shuirou's ears and the base of the skull.

After being silent for a moment, in order to break the embarrassment, Zhan Zhizhan said to Shi Shuirou without words: "Hi...... What shall I call you? You can't always be 'ah' or 'ah'. Hehe...... Do I also call you soft? ”

"Whatever you want! But you can't snort with the two of us, don't treat yourself as an outsider, beware of provoking me, and shaved your nose and face! However, you can be an exception, and you can't force you to follow them and call me Sister Rou, and call me an old model Kashgar. Hehe...... Hi...... Who did you learn from the thief who thou did? Is this thing easy to learn? Teach me what happened before. Rourou squinted, clearly enjoying it.

Zhan Zhizhan just wanted to make a joke and said, "Girls can't say casual, boys can't say no!" ”

Zhan Zhizhan thought about it and felt that this sentence was very ambiguous. Don't let Rourou think that she is also like the other boys around her, a frivolous disciple. Thinking of this, Zhan Zhizhan used his fingertips to press slowly from top to bottom from the soft occipital bone, and said seriously: "I learned it from my father!" This kind of massage is not difficult to say, at first when you learn it, you must first know the acupuncture points of the head, as well as the meridians and so on. Wait until you are familiar with the meridians and acupuncture points, and then practice the technique, otherwise the strength is not accurate, and it will make people feel as if they are suffering. ”

"Oh maa...... Why is it so troublesome to massage? Kill me, I'm not going to learn this thing. Oh...... What a foolishness. Hi...... Who is your object, she can let you serve like this every day, how blessed she is. Rourou changed the original face of the hero in society and became an innocent and lovely little girl next door.

"Huh...... You look at me and look like Zhu Bajie and his second uncle, if you want to stumble more, the whole wave is a crooked melon and bad date, whose daughter is blind, can look at me. Zhan Zhizhan naturally said insincerely. He originally wanted to carry Zhuang Jianhong out, but then he thought that Zhuang Jianhong was a girl who "bumped into a ghost". "Four Babes" and "Bumping into Ghosts" almost used knives and guns for themselves, and this softness and Zhuang Jianhong are no better, so it is better not to mention it, so as not to cause branches.

"Hmph...... Forgive me for not daring! Even if I had, I would have to give you a yellow beating, who made you promise to be the 'Dharma Protector Vajra' for me. I can't get used to seeing a vixen behind my 'Dharma Protector' ass every day...... Oh...... Will you rub it for me in the future? Rourou originally said arrogantly, but she suddenly let out a coquettish moan, and Zhan Zhizhan almost sat on the ground.

Zhan Zhizhan thought in his heart: "Hmph! You are so arrogant, just like the barbarian princess in Uncle Jin Yong's "The Legend of Deer and Ding", who married you as a wife in the future, then it will be called eight lifetimes of mold. Dodge the thorny red roses, don't touch them! Hey...... Not to mention, the princess is most afraid of Wei Xiaobao and Lord Wei's eldest wife, Su Quan. If I marry you, a barbarian princess, I will let Seventh Brother be Lao Tzu's cheap uncle. Miss! Miss! Miss! If you want to marry this barbarian princess, you have to deal with Su Quan's eldest wife first. Save the lawlessness of the barbarian princess of Rourou, and Lao Tzu is like Wei Xiaobao who is suffocated and aggrieved. Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! Where can Lao Tzu find Su Quan who can control this barbarian princess? ”

Of course, Rourou didn't know what Zhan Zhizhan was thinking, her eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Hey! I'm talking to you two, why don't you care about it? Is there anyone like you who is the 'Dharma Protector Vajra'? It's not okay yet, just pretend to be calves with me, right? ”

"Why did Lao Tzu promise to be the 'Dharma Protector Vajra' for you a long time ago?" Zhan Zhizhan felt very angry, but looking at the face of the "four", he had to be shocked and frightened, and said perfunctorily: "Medium! Middle! Middle! As long as Rourou doesn't dislike my stupid mud and can't support the wall, I swear by the lamp, Rourou's words are holy decrees, a sentence of 10,000 sentences! ”

"It's really fake, don't you regret it?" Rourou suddenly opened her beautiful eyes and stared at Zhan Zhizhan like cold lightning, as if she wanted to see through Zhan Zhizhan's thoughts.

"It's like a fake! The gentleman said that even the eight horses behind him could not catch up. Hehe...... Obediently boom, fried green onions in lard! I regret it with anyone, and I don't dare to regret it with Rourou. Zhan Zhizhan pretended to be relaxed, and said with a grin.

The soft and bright beautiful eyes were full of suspicion, and she stared at Zhan Zhizhan for a long time, as if she was guessing the credibility of Zhan Zhizhan's words.

Suddenly, a very familiar voice came from the outhouse: "Oh, hehe...... Ha ha...... I said, second brother, what day is it today? What's so delicious here, why is it so fragrant? Well...... There are chickens and fish! Oh my mother...... I'm hungry! ”