After the two brothers left, Liu Ru casually ordered and rushed to Meixianglou non-stop. On the way, thinking about what was going to happen next, she couldn't help but giggle, and finally held back her laughter when she saw Li Xiaojun laugh out loud again.

Li Xiaojun was already very tired from studying the drama for an afternoon, but when he saw that he was smiling happily and innocently, he suddenly had a sense of energy, and couldn't help asking, "Aunt Liu, did you pick up money on the road?" ”

Liu Ru stopped laughing, looked at her and said, "I found you an opponent, you will have to be busy in the future." ”

Li Xiaojun asked the reason, his face turned green when he landed, and he said coquettishly, "I said Aunt Liu, you are my aunt, how can you trap me like this?" ”

Liu Ru said disapprerovingly, "It's just for fun, don't worry, I won't let them succeed." ”

Li Xiaojun couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart, how old are you and still playing such a boring trick and pit your niece, are you embarrassed?

Since that Zheng Sen is going to set up in the ring, he has to deal with it well.

Why don't you do a whole calculus?

It's a pity that I can't!

"Hey, what are you thinking?" Liu Ru touched her shoulder when he saw that she was out of his mind, and said with a smile, "Oh, don't worry, it'll be fine." Let's go, go to the piano room, I still can't play the song "Iron Blood Pill Heart" you taught me last time, you can teach me again. ”

Li Xiaojun said angrily, "Add a little salt, turn on a low fire, and simmer for a while to get into the taste." ”

"Yo, I'm still angry!" Liu Ru saw that she was angry, so she reached out and pinched her face, and Bo said angrily, "Oh, it's all my aunt's bad feelings, it's my aunt's playfulness, you can spare me this time." ”

Seeing her frowning and winning, Li Xiaojun really couldn't help her, so he said honestly, "This song has the taste of desert wind and sand, and there is a huge love story behind it, you don't know this story, and you can't play that smell if you haven't blown the desert wind and sand." ”

"Oh, what's the story?" Liu Ru suddenly became interested, and asked again, "Have you blown the wind and sand of the desert?" ”

"Of course!"

"Nonsense!" Liu said, "You were born in Jiangnan and grew up in Jiangnan, when have you ever been to the desert?" ”

"Last night!" Li Xiaojun's face was not red and his heart was not beating when he lied, "In a dream!" ”

"Cut!" Liu Ru learned her tone and "cut", "It's really not big or small, even your aunt is cheating!" ”

The two came to the piano room and played a few tunes together, and Liu Ru explained his intentions, "That...... Last time you said there was a way, is it true or is it me? ”

Li Xiaojun was asked so that the second monk was confused, "What way?" ”

"You ......" Liu Ru slapped her, "Hello, you're really tricking me!" ”

Li Xiaojun was confused, "What is the method, boiling oyster sauce?" That's the secret of my wealth, and I won't pass it on. ”

Liu Ru saw that she really couldn't remember, so she twisted and said, "That's it...... Ways to get a woman pregnant as soon as possible. ”

"Oh, this!" Li Xiaojun suddenly realized, "There is a way." ”

"Then you don't want to say it quickly?"

Li Xiaojun deliberately said slowly, "You cheated me, I don't want to say it." ”

"Hmph, little wave hoof!" Liu Ru stretched out his hand and scratched, "Okay, no one cares about you now, you're lawless, right?" ”

"That's it!" Li Xiaojun said without showing weakness, "I have the final say in this building!" ”

After a while, Li Xiaojun looked at her and asked, "Is your eldest aunt normal?" ”

"Auntie?" Liu Ru was blinded, "What's the matter with Aunt Guan?" ”

Li Xiaojun chuckled, "It's not that big aunt, it's another big aunt." ”

After listening to her explanation, Liu Ru was so angry that she wanted to scratch her again, "It's normal, you come to see me every month, never late or leave early!" ”

Li Xiaojun asked again, "What about your old man, is he still strong?" ”

Hearing her call Qian Qianyi like this, Liu Ru was even more angry, but Li Xiaojun didn't think so, and continued to ask, "What about asking you, if he can't do it, even if you are normal, it is useless!" ”

Liu Ru squirmed, but still said honestly, "Although you are old, you are still strong." ”

"Yo ......" Li Xiaojun glanced at her meaningfully, and snorted twice, so angry that she hit her a few more times, "Okay, you have really changed, this is still the serious incense fan pendant from before!" ”

Li Xiaojun said disappreciatively, "Think about how long you haven't seen me, I'm also a married woman, can I still be as simple and cute as before?" ”

Liu Ru was directly speechless, "Hurry up and get down to business." ”

Li Xiaojun thought for a while and said, "Since you are all normal, then just work harder in the three or four days between your two great aunts!" ”

"Ah...... Those three or four days in between? Liu Ru was puzzled, "Isn't it within six days after the menstruation?" ”

"Ah......" Now it was Li Xiaojun's turn to be shocked, "Isn't that a safe period?" ”

Liu Ru hesitated, "Safe period, what is the safe period?" ”

Li Xiaojun had no choice but to popularize the knowledge of the conception period and the safe period for her, which is the most effective means of risk control for a modern person who makes a living from it.

After listening to Li Xiaojun's explanation, Liu Ru couldn't accept it at all, "Nonsense, the matter of men and women, men are farmers, women are fields, men sow seeds, women are conceived, how can ovulation be said?" ”

The knowledge about fertility in this era is that women are fields, men are farmers who are responsible for sowing, and then take root and sprout in women's fields, and in October they are pregnant and ripe, and then women continue to water and fertilize. Although women participate in the whole process of giving birth to babies and raising babies, strictly speaking, children have nothing to do with them.

In order to eugenics, ancient doctors have summed up a set of messy fertility books, such as women should have breast enlargement and fat buttocks, so as to be conducive to childbirth; You can't sow seeds on rainy days, otherwise the child will become stupid; What surprised her even more was that they thought that the first six days after a woman's menopause was the best period for conception, so Liu Rushi and Qian Qianyi sweated like rain every few days every month, and naturally got nothing.

After listening to her story, Li Xiaojun was directly knocked down by thunder, and only after a while did he say, "It's a big mistake, no wonder you can't conceive." It should be a man to ...... Ah, ejaculation, ejaculation for men, ovulation for women, and the combination of the two to give birth to a new life at the right time. In this process, men and women are equally staked, otherwise how do you explain that some children are like fathers, and some children are more like mothers? ”

Liu Ru shook his head and said, "You are very wrong, there is a saying in "Women's Prescription" that all men and women are conceived, and the woman is considered male on the first, third, and fifth days of menstruation, and the second, fourth, and sixth days after menstruation are women, and they will not be born after six days, what do you explain? ”

Li Xiaojun burst into tears after hearing this, "My Aunt Liu, you are preparing for pregnancy according to this method, are you preparing for pregnancy or contraception?" ”

Liu Ru was noncommittal, "Yes, the ancients calculated the days like this." ”

Li Xiaojun asked again, "What about the effect, is it effective?" ”

Liu Ru glanced at her, "Whether there are offspring or not is the cause and effect of the previous life, we just need to do our best to obey the destiny of heaven." ”

"Then what are you doing with me?" Li Xiaojun saw that she had turned to metaphysics, and unceremoniously scolded her, "Go and ask God to worship Buddha!" ”

"Here we go again!" Liu Ru was choked speechless by her, and only after a while did she speak, "Oh, don't be angry, I listen to you!" ”

Li Xiaojun let out a bad breath and felt much more comfortable, and said with a smile, "According to your method, even if you work hard for a hundred years, it will be useless to exhaust Old Man Qian and die." ”

Liu Ru saw that she was driving again, and couldn't help but hit her again, "Then what should I do?" ”

Li Xiaojun said, "Since your method doesn't work, why don't you try my method?" There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village, and you have to turn back if you hit the south wall! ”

Liu Ru hesitated, "Is it really possible?" ”

Li Xiaojun said very firmly, "Of course, I am a science." ”

Liu Ru sneered, "Since you are right, why don't you have children?" ”

Li Xiaojun spread his hands, "I don't have a man!" ”

Seeing that she was so single, Liu Ru burst out laughing, "Your man has only been gone for a few days, and you have started to think about men!" ”

Li Xiaojun sighed and said, "The great desire of men and women to eat and drink, it doesn't matter if you haven't tasted it, as long as you have tasted it, who wouldn't want to eat the marrow?" ”

Liu Ru is face is black line, "You...... Are you still Li Xiangjun or not? ”