After laughing for a while, the two of them got back to business, and Liu Ru listened to her and couldn't help asking, "Where did you know these things?" ”

Li Xiaojun said, "I knew it in my dream after being knocked unconscious, and it is absolutely correct." ”

Liu Ru stared at her for a while, "Didn't you dream of a fairy?" ”

Li Xiaojun nodded and said, "Almost, after I fainted, my soul went to another world, where I learned a lot of things." ”

Liu Ru was suspicious, "Really? What did you learn? ”

Li Xiaojun snapped his fingers and said, "I have learned foreign languages, politics, history and geography, physics and chemistry, music and physical beauty, and I have also enrolled in many extracurricular classes, music, dance, painting, broadcasting, hosting, taekwondo, and I have also participated in Guan-style training......"

Hearing her say so much knowledge in one breath, many of which she had never heard of, Liu Ru was dazzled by what she heard, and said with wide eyes, "You didn't lie?" ”

"Of course not!" Li Xiaojun completely popularized the knowledge of physiology and hygiene for her, and finally concluded, "Believe me, it's absolutely possible!" But ......"

Liu Ru hurriedly asked, "But what?" ”

Li Xiaojun said with a smile, "However, the children you will have in the future will have to call me aunt!" ”

Liu Ru glared at her, "Hmph, isn't that messing up?" ”

Li Xiaojun took a sip of tea and said confidently, "I don't care." ”

Seeing that she was so confident, Liu Ru finally chose to believe her, "Okay, I'll try it according to your method, if it really happens, let the child call you aunt." ”

Li Xiaojun taught her some characteristics of ovulation and asked her to feel it for herself, "Oh, I've already said a lot, I can't reveal the secret of heaven." ”

"Nonsense again!" Liu Ru felt that he had learned a lot, so he took the initiative to change the topic, "You haven't told that story yet, why don't you tell it now, I'll excerpt it, find a book club to print it, and maybe sell it for some money." ”

Thanks to the unprecedented development of the printing industry, popular novels in the late Ming Dynasty were particularly popular, and Feng Menglong, Ling Mengchu and others were all famous for being good at writing novels.

"This ...... I can't remember it all. Faced with a lot of manuscript fee income, Li Xiaojun regretted it, because she only watched the TV series "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" when she was in junior high school, and she still watched it skipping, where did she remember the complete storyline?

"It's okay, how much can you remember!" Liu Ru was very patient at this time, and said step by step, "What's the name of this story?" ”

"It's called "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"!" Li Xiaojun said, "It tells the story of the descendants of the Water Margin, one is called Guo Jing, and the other is called Yang Kang......"

The whole afternoon, Li Xiaojun spent the whole afternoon in his memories, he carefully recalled Guo Daxia's growth trajectory, until the time of the lamp, Liu Ruyi rubbed his sore wrist, and said excitedly, "Ah, what a good story, cook quickly, and record after eating." ”

Li Xiaojun smiled, "Aren't you going back to prepare for pregnancy and childbirth?" ”

Liu Ru scolded her, turned her face and smiled again, "According to your method, how many days are left?" Why, you can't even invite me to a meal? ”

Li Xiaojun cried and said, "Yes, I'm very poor now!" ”

Liu Ru really couldn't help her, "Okay, okay, I'll share half of the money when the book is sold, so it's okay, right?" ”

Li Xiaojun grinned and said, "It's pretty much the same, but you have to pay me 10% first, otherwise I may not live to the day when the book is published." ”

"You're a money junkie!" Liu Ru pinched her waist hard, "Okay, I'll send you silver tomorrow!" ”

Li Xiaojun smiled and bowed, "Now that you are my aunt, in order to show my filial piety to you, I have decided to cook and honor you personally!" ”

When Liu Ru returned to Qian's mansion, it was already dark, and when he saw Qian Qianyi sulking in the study, he walked over to help him massage his back and asked, "What's wrong with the master?" ”

Qian Qianyi frowned, "It's not that I'm angry with those two kids." ”

Liu said, "Aren't they going to set up a couplet ring, don't you approve?" ”

Qian Qianyi looked at her and realized, "How do you know, is it your idea?" ”

Liu Ru generously admitted, "Yes, I saw that they had been unable to find a way, so I gave them this idea." ”

"Why are you doing this?" Qian Qianyi sighed and said, "Li Xiangjun would rather die by touching the pillar for Hou Chaozong's guarding, you are still her aunt, why do you want to ruin her reputation?" ”

Liu Ru snorted and laughed, "It's okay, it's just a joke, Xiangjun is too boring to live alone in Xiulou, I'll find something for her to do, lest she don't think about tea and food, and make people haggard for Yi." ”

Qian Qianyi felt a little black humor, "I'm afraid she may not accept your affection." ”

Liu Ru grinned and sat down beside him, "Don't worry, I won't let those two boys succeed." ”

After speaking, he whispered his plan, and Qian Qianyi laughed when he heard it, "Wonderful, wonderful!" So I'm relieved! ”

Liu said, "Since you are relieved, don't be angry anymore, at such an old age, be careful of being angry." ”

Qian Qianyi still frowned, obviously not relieved.

Seeing this, Liu asked, "Is there anything else to worry about?" ”

Qian Qianyi sighed and said, "Cough, this Zheng Damu simply doesn't know how thick the sky is, in order to become famous as soon as possible, he really does everything, where is Nandu?" Is it he who can come here? ”

Liu Ru knew that although he was forced to accept Zheng Sen as a disciple due to political needs, he actually didn't like him very much, first, this kid was born as a pirate, although he was whitewashed, but he was still a pirate in his bones, and orthodox literati like him couldn't look down on him. Second, he is of mixed Chinese and Japanese descent, grew up in Japan, although he received a Chinese education, but he was more or less influenced by Japanese culture, which is manifested in his self-assertion, arrogance, stubbornness, tendon and disobedience, plus he likes to dance knives and guns, and has some achievements in martial arts, not a traditional helpless reader. It stands to reason that such a person who is both civil and military should be loved by him, but the old man is a very orthodox literati, and he is most annoyed by others dancing with knives and guns, he thinks that once people have force, they will have no fear, and if they do a few more things through force, they will become more and more obsessed with force, and the character of a tendon is a proper way to take trouble.

Today's Zheng Sen not only has force, culture, but also the support of family forces, if he can't guide him well, he will inevitably do lawless things in the future.

Qian Qianyi complained about it before he told the reason for the conflict, and it turned out that after Zheng Sen knew that he was going to set up a couplet ring, he would inevitably be reprimanded, so he took advantage of the situation to repeat the old tune, saying that the Ming Dynasty is now facing enemies on three sides, and the situation is already dangerous, but the princes of the DPRK and China turn a blind eye and are still actively fighting for the party, which is really stupid. For this reason, he suggested that the teacher should appoint talents to the emperor, recruit brave generals, reserve grain and grass, refine the army, and denounce mediocre talents, so that they can not only resist foreign insults, but also recover rivers and mountains, and rejuvenate the Ming Dynasty.

Zheng Sen was honest and impassioned, but Qian Qianyi only thought he was farting and threw him out, "Less is more than what to say, easy to know, and difficult to do", and kicked him out.

Zheng Sen was reprimanded face to face, and the pirate gene hidden in his heart finally erupted, "The Manchurians are in the north, the rogue is in the west, the traitors are in the court, the feudal towns are outside, and the Ming Dynasty is worried about internal and external troubles, can it still be greedy for Lu and whitewash the peace?" ”

was confronted by his disciple in person, Qian Daru's old face couldn't hold up, and he drove him out in anger, and he sulked here alone.

After hearing what happened, Liu Ru couldn't help but smile and said, "Master, how old are you, why are you still angry with children?" It is normal for young people to be young and vigorous, so why be angry? ”

With the object to confide in, the grievances of the old money man burst out like a flood, "Madam, I ...... I didn't know that he was justified in saying this, but now that the situation in the court is like this, what's the use of me cheering up alone? ”

Liu Ru has been with him day and night for several years, and he has long known his temperament, and he did not persuade him when he saw this, but stimulated him intentionally or unintentionally, until he vented all the grievances in his heart before Zhang Luo went to sleep.