10, the adventure of the cat demon
A little goblin walked listlessly and swaying on the hillside, singing: "Yang Yang, Yang Yang!" The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and I said that the mountain roads were long and bumpy. It's better to sit down and smoke a cigarette and go to the barren mountains next year. The small idea is particularly good, grab a monk and make dinner. If you encounter Tang monk meat, it is really a good meal. We're all leprechauns, and we want to eat the overlord meal. ”
When the king heard this, he was angry, Lao Tzu asked you to go to patrol the mountain, and you said that the mountain road was long and bumpy. It's better to sit down and smoke a cigarette and go to the barren mountains next year. Your kid has a very good idea, grab a monk and make dinner. If you encounter Tang monk meat, it is really a good meal. You're all goblins, and you want to eat the overlord meal. Do you want to do the opposite? Tell you to patrol the mountains, you cut indiscriminately, and give me to patrol the mountains immediately. After patrolling the South Mountain, patrolling the North Mountain, patrolling the West Mountain, patrolling the East Mountain, and patrolling the Zhongshan Mountain, touring the Zhou Mountain. If you don't reach the end of the mountain, you will be rewarded with ten whips.
The little demon had no choice but to go, you said that you were not angry. Singing mountain songs to patrol the mountains, carrying the flag and shouting. The king asked me to patrol the mountains, but I still patrolled the mountains without oil in my stomach, and you said that it was miserable or not. One day I will be the king of Dai, and I promise to abuse you thousands of times.
Little goblin, I thought to myself: I don't want to be a goblin who is a king, not a good goblin. I don't want to be a goblin king, not a good king. A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier; A general who doesn't want to be a soldier is not a good general! A supervisor who doesn't want to be a director is not a good supervisor; A director who doesn't want to be a supervisor is not a good director. Employees who don't want to be bosses are not good employees; Don't want to be the boss of your employees, not a good boss! Hey! Hey! It's like a siege, those who come out want to go in, and those who go in want to come out, it's quite philosophical.
It's not that I think about the little demon, but I think in my heart that I am lonely: I have my back to the sky, the heat wave is rolling all over my face, and I am sweating and burying my head, all to make some money. It's tanned you (Sednia), black and dark! I would like to pay heavy and high respect to all the commanders and fighters who are fighting on the front line of the position, construction site, and epidemic prevention battlefield! Serve! Comrades for your hard work!
"The king called me to patrol the mountains! Pick up the tea and go to Beijing! The king called me to patrol the mountains! Pick up the tea and go to Beijing! ”
"Knock knock! Bell-" After only listening to the sound of drums and gongs, a little goblin carried the Lingqi and sang from side to side:
"The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I'm a hard-working, unclingy leprechaun. Don't ask me where I'm from, and don't ask me where I'm going. I'm going to pluck the most beautiful flowers and dedicate them to my little princess. Ouch! I almost forgot!
The king called me to patrol the mountains, and I turned the world around. Beat my drums, beat my gongs, and life is full of rhythm. The king told me to come and patrol the mountains and catch a monk to make dinner. The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet, and it is not envious of mandarin ducks or immortals! Oh~
The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, and I'm a hard-working, unclingy leprechaun. Don't ask me where I'm from, and don't ask me where I'm going. I'm going to pluck the most beautiful flowers and dedicate them to my little princess. Ouch! I almost forgot!
The king called me to patrol the mountains, and I turned the world around. Beat my drums, beat my gongs, and life is full of rhythm. The king told me to come and patrol the mountains and catch a monk to make dinner. The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet, and it is not envious of mandarin ducks or immortals!
The king called me to patrol the mountains, and I turned the world around. Beat my drums, beat my gongs, and life is full of rhythm. The king told me to come and patrol the mountains and catch a monk to make dinner. The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet, and it is not envious of mandarin ducks or immortals!
The king called me to patrol the mountains, and I turned the world around. Beat my drums, beat my gongs, and life is full of rhythm. The king told me to come and patrol the mountains and catch a monk to make dinner. The water of this mountain stream is incomparably sweet, and it is not envious of mandarin ducks or immortals! ”
The song is the ending song of the movie "Never Expected: Journey to the West". Creative background "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" was written and composed by Zhao Yingjun, called the beast (professor, thinner) Yi Xiaoxing said: "Sun Wukong is Tianxin's idol, and the movie happens to be the theme of Journey to the West. Jia Nailiang said that he and Tianxin liked this song very much when they heard it for the first time, and thought it was very funny, "I especially like to watch Wanwan online dramas, Tianxin's idol is Monkey King again, and this time it can be regarded as fulfilling the dreams of both of them at the same time."
This appreciation song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" is sung by Jia Nailiang and Jia Yunxin (the daughter of Jia Nailiang and Li Xiaolu was born in Beijing on October 23, 2012), Zhao Yingjun wrote and composed the lyrics, and the cheerful rhythm made people unconsciously hum along. The sweet and cute singing for the first time is full of cuteness, and the different rap singing methods make people laugh, setting off a wave of alternative "out-of-tune and cute" style. In the MV of the song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain", Jia Nailiang, Bai Ke and Zimo incarnated as the "Mountain Patrol Little Demon Team" and danced the mountain patrol dance. In addition, the image of songwriter Zhao Yingjun as a drumming demon in the film was also exposed, and some love clips were also exposed. Murong Bai, the rival in love played by Ma Tianyu, appeared for the first time in green, with long hair fluttering, and his charming temperament was instantly displayed when he looked back, which made people curious.
"Meow meow!" I saw an old cat emerge from the ground and shouted at the little goblin, "Little monster! The songs you sing are pretty good! This song should only be in the sky, how many times can I hear it in the world? ”
"Wow!" The little goblin was startled by a wild cat that came out of the ground, flashed aside, and cried, "You! You! You! Where did it come from? Password! ”
"Why don't you have a password? It's nice to have a bite to eat. I'm a stray cat! ”
"Stray cats!?" The little demon slowed down, pointed at it with a gong stick and said, "Then you don't have a password, do you have a waist card?" Between the words, the little demon took off a token from his waist and wrote the words "Little Diamond Wind".
Seeing this, the old cat rolled his eyes and smiled: "Isn't it just a small token?" I have old cats too! With that, the old cat "swished" from behind the ass and dragged (five strokes to hit the RJX or
jxt) took out a token and handed it to the little demon.
The little demon tilted his head to take a closer look, and was shocked: "You, you, you, a stray wild cat, where did you get the token of the royal cat Zhanzhao?" ”
At this moment, behind the old cat walked out a child-like white and red, different little milk cat, which was the little milk cat jumping and rapping allegro at the beginning, meow and laughed: "That's a Ying, my father imitated." Hearing this, the old cat angrily beat the kitten behind him. And at this moment, a female cat suddenly sprang out of the hole in the ground and shouted, "You dare to hit my little cub!?" I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll beat you to death, old man! ”
This old cat was beaten by the female cat for a while, and he even retreated, and he didn't dare to return his hand or fart. Let outsiders know at a glance that this is definitely a husband cat who is afraid of his wife. But you don't know that this old man thinks to himself: Fortunately, you are a little calf protector and a mother's heart. Labor and management (Lao Tzu) don't care about you. If it weren't for the fact that you are my daughter-in-law and the mother of the kitten, I would have beaten you away with a "gossip palm" or a "mandarin duck leg". It's not that I'm afraid of my wife, it's that I respect you as a woman. Little tricks, you know? I don't know you if you're wearing a vest? To tell you the truth, if you take off your vest, I will know you the same! I can speak better than Zhao Benshan, and I am humorous!
"Hahaha......" The little demon was amused by this scene, and laughed so hard that his back hurt, and he almost couldn't straighten his waist, and he couldn't stop laughing: "Tong Yan Wuji!" Childlike words! Look at your family, it's funny. It's like watching a sketch, ouch! I'm laughing to death! No, let me laugh a little longer. Gegege...... Ouch! I almost forgot! The king even told me to patrol the mountains! ”
"The king has called me to patrol the mountains, and I will turn the world around. Beat my drums......" The little demon was about to beat the gong, ready to find the mountain and open the way, and shouted loudly behind his back: "Password!" ”
"Ahh Chicken! What is your password? The little demon was stunned for a moment, blurted out, and waited for the other party's password to respond.
If you want to know what will happen next, I, Shan Tianfang, want to say that we have a chance to continue next time.