"The total drill wind is here! Why don't you repay it? I saw a big black-headed black-brained monster holding a big gold-lettered token, with three big yellow characters on it, "Total Drill Wind".

"Sir! You haven't responded to the next sentence of the password yet. ”

"I'm the total driller! Your immediate boss, do you want to reply to your commands? ”

"Yes! Be! Little mistakes! Little mistakes! The little demon couldn't help but write to the monster chief in front of him again and again, explaining: "But this cat and the demon ...... Aren't they our kind? ”

"Nonsense! They are new stray cats who want to take over our hills! What's more, what if they bring a highly contagious positive infectious disease? ”

"Roar!" The old cat on the side couldn't help but retort to the monster chief: "Where is it written that it is your mountain?" This mountain, this water, this place, this cave is shared by the whole world. Didn't Mr. Sun Yat-sen, the father of the country, say that the road is also a trip to the world! When was it yours? Besides, our family wandered here, and when we passed through this place, how could we say that we would occupy it? And say that we bring positive infectious diseases, why don't you look at yourself first? ”

"Shout-" Mr. Drillfeng stared at the old cat in surprise and said, "It's really a good thing!" It's even better than a human! An old cat can say that. ”

"What will be said will not be said!" The female cat turned to her husband and shouted, "We are telling the truth, don't bully us outsiders." ”

"That's right! Tell the truth, don't bully us outsiders! I'm angry with Little Pepper, don't let the one-headed garlic, no one wants to take advantage of me and make me suffer. I saw that the little milk cat was also standing beside the mother cat with a milky voice, "meowing", and the little fists were clenched and danced in the air.

"Shout?! It's really a big ghost! ......" The total drill wind circled around the kitten cub twice, glared at the beads of surprise and said: "As the saying goes, the pony thinks the road is narrow at first glance, and the roc spreads its wings and hates the sky." Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. ”

"Nong Xue is not right! Allah is not small, and the little ghost is big, and the even cat is big! The little milk cat said in Shanghainese mixed with the local dialect of Xinyang, Henan: "And our cat is the master of the tiger, I am not a calf, I am my father and my mother's cat cub, a cat calf." ”

"Okay, okay! Nong calf, nong calf! The general drill wind teased the kitten cub and said: "It's not that we bully you outsiders, we came to patrol the mountain on the order of King Dai, and we must always be responsible for King Dai, which is also our duty." If we are derelict in our duties and reach the ears of King Dai, we will not be able to eat and walk around. If you don't believe it, you will soon be in trouble! ”

"Report-" In the depths of the Shuiyun Cave, I saw a little demon carrying a command flag and flying up to the hall, reporting to the old monster sitting in the center: "A litter of cats has been found at the bottom of the mountain, which has invaded our territory. To fight or not to fight? ”

"What? Occupied my territory? The old monster leaned over and yelled at the little demon: "Why did you come to report? ”

"The little one has already traveled more than eighty miles to report it, which is dozens of times faster than the marathon world record!"

"Humph! A useless dirt bag is a useless dirt bag! I only know how to sell stupid strength! I'm not afraid of enemies like cats and monkeys, but I'm afraid of teammates like pigs and turtles. Because of the pig, he's stupid! Turtle, he's slow! The old monster shook his heart and blamed: "Can't you take a telegram or make a mobile phone, send a WeChat circle of friends, or send a cloud-piercing arrow or something?" ”

"Newspaper the King! My equipment is too poor, no! There was only one broken telegraph, all of which were outdated and almost obsolete. Even the forced machine, the eldest brother, and the second brother have not been equipped, and the military wired telephone is even more messy, and the connection is always disconnected. The cloud-piercing arrows were all stolen by the paparazzi. Not only that, but the military two-wheeled and three-wheeled motorcycles are also dilapidated and immobile and cannot be moved on the road, otherwise, how could I have come to report with Scuds! ”

"Humph! Also Scud! You're pure Scud trick-or-treating! Not at all the Scud missiles of the time of the Iraq War. It's not that "Heroes in Troubled Times" turned into "Three Cats Wandering", the killer Scud, who is invincible. The old monster said unhappily, "You still think you're fast?" Is King Bendai wrong about you? Where are your Scuds? Why did you let their cats enter my territory and airspace, and you just came back to report? It's too late, too late. ”

"Yes, yes! Little mistakes! I'm going to run faster than the rabbit in the future. So what do you say? King Dai! The little demon asked pitifully.

"Little ones! Come with me! I saw the old monster fly up and pick up the steel fork and go away with a gust of wind. Behind him, Drag Drag continued to follow the group of small demons with sharp blades in their hands.

Down the hillside, beside the pile of stones. I saw that the "Total Drill Wind" monster said to the three stray cats: "Look at you strange and pitiful, I will remember you, just call you three cat wandering notes." I'll open the back door for you three cats, so run for your life. ”

"Definitely!" I saw the old cat say: "We used to wander, but now our family of three has joined the cat army, and now we are out looking for wild food." ”

"Return the Cat Legion! They're in trouble right now! I've got to go too! After the total drill wind finished speaking, he turned into a green wind and left. When he turned over the clouds and returned to his original form, it was the "Monkey King" Sun Wukong!

What happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.