958, what kind of rivers and lakes in the world, it's dark!

Or let me wait to change the scenery, to see the good scenery of this Yunlong Lake in February, every household pinches mahjong (sauce), you come to me one by one, I don't know where it is:

Under a small pavilion by Yunlong Lake, there is a cool breeze, and there are four characters sitting at a square table - they are four super friends, known as ". . . ", and all of them are masters of the Ma Tan: Beifeng (wind) "a dragon" dragon in the sky, it is said that this person is famous for fighting a dragon "Sparrow General", and often boasts that he is "a long dragon in the rivers and lakes, can go up to the moon for nine days, and can catch turtles in the five oceans"; Not only that, this person is also good at hitting the sparrow's hidden weapon, hitting every shot, saying that hitting your left eye will not hit your right eye, saying that hitting your right eye will not hit your left eye, saying that hitting your navel eye will not hit your corns, saying that hitting your corns will not hit your navel, saying that hitting your corns will not hit your navel, saying that hitting you. Don't hit your eyes, say you don't hit your eyes... Say that hitting your eye doesn't hit your dog's eye, and saying that hitting your dog's eye doesn't hit your eye of your sky. Look! Isn't he a terrifying figure like him? It is said that he is also counted as one of the "dragons in the rivers and lakes".

Dongfeng (wind) rivers and lakes are known as "one on the listening" Hu Mantian, this person is optimistic all the way, often called "one listening" and famous in history; Xifeng (wind) "a cannon after the bar" wind again, because this person is good at doing "self-touch after the bar" and swept the rivers and lakes, which makes people sigh; Nanfeng (wind) "Haidilao Moon" Hai Qingtian, it is said that this person is good at fighting "Haidilao Moon over the river and the sea" and many Ma friends are frightened!

Today is another day when the four of their notorious, like-minded fellows gather on the shore of Yunlong Lake for a pastime. Not only that, but there is an inseparable spectator next to the four of them, who is also a member of the alternate mobile team Zhongfeng (wind) who is white, and is known as the "Three Great Yuan" in the Jianghu Ma Tan, once the east, west, north and south are missing one, he will join the ranks of Ma friends as a mobile team member - go to war! That situation, that formation, that is really called the East Evil, the West Poison, the Southern Emperor, the Northern Beggar, the Zhongshentong Wang Chongyang, and Zhou Botong together to "Huashan on the sword and learn martial arts".

Look how dashing and carried away they are here and now! At that time, the famous detectives ignored them. It's like the current public security police station or security team, he said that he would arrest you whenever he wanted, and he was unscrupulous, and he could even break into the door, break the window through the elevated ladder, and enter over the wall, and enforce the law by himself, so that you can't prevent it! Find your money and belongings, all of them! I'm going to lock you up in the "detention room" for a while! It doesn't matter if you bet big or small, whether it's entertainment or play, in their eyes, big and small are gambling, entertainment is also gambling, play is also gambling, all are the same, equal and mutually beneficial, all punished.

In fact, they are also idle, they are doing nothing, they are taking people under the knife, and they can make some oil and water or make some small achievements, why not? In fact, they also play mahjong behind their backs, and they also participate in gambling, and they also use the items they receive to have fun, and even they also pick up girls, goddesses, and mistresses, just so that you are not easy to find. Throughout the north and south, gamblers, public security police stations, patrol teams, and security teams are like raccoon dogs.

It is said that the quintessence of China, mahjong are popular in the world, even Peking University, Tsinghua University students and professors have held mahjong international competitions, it is conceivable that the tools and ways of this entertainment have been recognized by the world, the small gambling is worth advocating, the big gambling hurts people and hurts to be seized, everything can be stopped. But the small public security police station in Xuzhou can't deal with the small gambling and the big gambling of entertainment all the time, right? It's really his mother who took the wrong medicine, and they themselves play mahjong, why didn't they enter the class room? Abuse of power for personal gain? What's going on? I don't have to be so nervous when you come down. It's down! Learn Zhao Benshan crossed Erlang's legs and said, what's wrong? Corrupted?

What rivers and lakes, it's dark! Playing a little mahjong for entertainment is nothing more than a "war" in peacetime. In fact, for the sake of entertainment and pastime, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, and you don't have to make the fish die and provoke grievances in the rivers and lakes. Don't spend much, have fun. Friendship first, competition second. Work together and don't make it bad. The state has national laws, and the family has family rules. People have character, and gambling has virtue. Be well-intentioned and behave. If you want to always be invincible and be a big winner when you play this mahjong, you must have three numbers in your heart: gas number, fixed number, and point number. It can strike first, that is, to take the lead in the first place; If you lose first and you are angry, then you have to think before you strike. When you reach a certain amount of time and win a certain amount, you have to stop when you need to stop! Finish early, don't fall in love. The coming day is long, and if you fight again another day, you still have to have these three numbers in your heart.

However, in this world, there will eventually be "tigers falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs, fish swimming in shallow water and being played by shrimps, and outdated phoenixes are not as good as chickens." "time and place; After all, there will be "the tiger of the deep mountains, the dragon of the sea, and the dragon of Kang also regrets." ". Once the "East Window Incident" happened, they would not be what they are now! That's called revealing the original form! The so-called "tanuki is as happy as a tiger, and the villain is as powerful as a mouse." But will look at the crab with cold eyes, and see how long you will be rampant? Let's just "ride a donkey and read the record book - walk and see", waiting to see the beautiful and ridiculous end of these Jianghu friends.