959, "Black Cat Catches Fast" Chu Renjie

"I won! I won! Hahaha...... 10,000 words blue and one color dragon! Lao Du of the Tang Dynasty said that he has read more than 10,000 volumes, and his pen is like a god! I'm touching the cards 10,000 times, and winning the cards like a god! Hahaha...... "North Peak (Wind)" a dragon, "Dragon Zaitian" finally touched the "Ninety Thousand" victory in the end, and laughed proudly.

"Don't move! Give me all the work (male)! I saw that Ye Xueyun, the "Elvis" dressed in official clothes, and Chu Renjie, the "Black Cat Catcher", led dozens of officials to suddenly appear, and surrounded the five friends they were present, and they couldn't escape. is the so-called getting carried away, Tai Lai is not extreme, life is so fond of playing tricks on people, life is like a mess of hemp, there are always small knots that can't be solved.

Suddenly, the five mah friends who were addicted to the sparrow card suddenly came to their senses, but their faces were already pale with fright, this was simply a thunderbolt on a sunny day, a thunder on the ground, and it was the first time they had encountered this kind of unexpected and abnormal scene. Is it true that the sun is coming out of the west? And now it is: the sun is about to set in the west, and it is quiet on Yunlong Lake! I picked up my beloved sparrow card and sang that beautiful ballad. At sunset, the red glow flies in the western mountains, and the soldiers shoot targets and return the camp to the camp...... Where did you think that something would go wrong at this last moment? It's really a "late festival" that is not guaranteed, and it makes a commotion! A lifetime of fame, since then it has been ruined, isn't it annoying - woo - yay yay.

For a while, the "one dragon" Long Zaitian and others were not allowed to think about it, but they saw that the money tickets and silver dollars on the gambling table had already been collected by the officials! It's like a vicious wolf preying on it, and it's like gobbling it up! Not only that, but the mahjong tiles were also cleaned up by the fast catchers, which was the spoils they seized from the Yunlong Lake operation.

At this time, I saw "Black Cat Catching Fast" Chu Renjie holding Beifeng (wind) "A Dragon" Dragon in the left ear of the sky and lifting him up, and asked, "Which of you won?" Who won? Endorsed in the book, this "black cat catcher" Chu Renjie is the incarnation of the "black cat sheriff" big black cat.

"Ouch! Ouch! ......" Long Zaitian screamed in pain, tilted his head and said, "The four of us, no! All five of us lost! ”

As soon as Long Zaitian's words came out, all the officials laughed. I thought, this sparrow card was played, and it was all lost? So where did the winners go? Could it be that the mahjong table wins?

"So who won?" "Elvis" Ye Xueyun also asked with a smile at Long Zaitian.

"We've all lost, you're going to win! Catch and win! You all take the money and drink tea! After Long Zaitian finished speaking, his other four friends also echoed: "Yes! Right! You're going to win! Catch and win! Take! Take! Drink tea! Drink tea! ”

"Fart!" "Black cat catches fast" Chu Renjie couldn't help but shouted: "Don't play this kind of ghost trick of bribing our national civil servants!" It's called confiscation! Confiscate! You know? ”

"Oh! Know! Know! The yamen is open, and there is no reason to come in without money。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 We're grass people! The grass people's work! ”

"Less wordy! How do you brag about yourself? "Black Cat Catch" asked Long Zaitian again.

"Don't dare! Can't! Long Zaitian smiled widely, and said with a smile: "I'm like this now, how dare I brag about myself?" ”

"Blow it again!" Ye Xueyun ordered to Long Zaitian.

"Okay! Good! Long Zaitian promised again and again: "I often boast that I am: a long dragon in the rivers and lakes, can go to the moon for nine days, and can go down to the five seas to catch turtles!" A long dragon flies in the sky, just like the flying dragon is alive again! ”

"Fart! What kind of long worm is a long worm in the urinal like you, what else can you go to the moon for nine days, and you can go down to the five oceans to catch turtles!? Why don't you go to the moon and try it? You're going to try to catch turtles? You still have a long worm flying in the sky, the big hero 'Flying Dragon' Ye Jinfeng has long passed away, the real dragon is in the rivers and lakes, that should be Bruce Lee in the rivers and lakes! It's Bruce Lee in the rivers and lakes! It's not like you, a worm! Have you heard? ”

"Oh! I've heard that! I've heard that! The government is right! The leader is right! The leaders are right! Bruce Lee is in the rivers and lakes! The five friends promised again and again.

"Can you go down to the five seas to catch turtles? Say you're a turtle king bastard and a morgue! This contains the name of Wang Deping or Wang Dejian! Chu Renjie shouted at the dragon in the sky.

"Good! Good! I say! I say! The dragon said helplessly: "Alas! We played a little mahjong, don't we even have human dignity? We're real people...... I'm a turtle bastard! I lack virtue! I'll go to the morgue! This contains the name of Wang Deping or Wang Dejian! ”

"Take it all!"

"Friends! Bureaucracy kills people! Zhongfa Bai said helplessly to the onlookers on the road as he walked.

"What did you say?" "Black Cat Catch" asked the white hair of the "Three Great Yuan" of the master of the Ma Tan and stared at the "Black Cat" with his eyes.

"Oh! I didn't say anything! I mean, bureaucracy is a dead man! ”

"Give me back the cunning!" Chu Renjie supported the back of his white head with his hand and shouted, "Hurry up!" ”

"Yes! Be! Your arrest as a civil servant is too domineering! I didn't play mahjong, I was just watching. Zhong Fa Bai covered the back of his head and retorted again: "We have become your prisoners for a while, and you can't treat us as inappropriate people like this?" ”

"Is a gambler like you still human? Big and small are bets! We're catching gamblers like you pigs and dogs! Chu Renjie shouted at him angrily.

"That's it! Is that! The white-skinned man smiled and said, "You all rely on us taxpayers who are not as good as pigs and dogs to feed you!" ”

"Fart! Where is all this! Hurry up! Hurry! Otherwise, you'll die, die! ”

"Black cat catches fast! Don't be angry, I'll give you a pack of Black Cat cigarettes! Zhongfa Bai said, and handed a pack of "Black Cat" brand cigarettes to the hand of "Black Cat Catch".

"That's just like words! Who told us to be black cats? Chu Renjie said with a smile.

"That's it! Is that! When I get to the detention center, you're going to have to hold up your hand to me, aren't you? ”

"What detention center? It's a retention room! Not a place of detention! ”

"Okay! It's a detention room, not a detention center! It's not a curing room either! The little one understands! The little one understands! ”

On the shore of this beautiful Yunlong Lake, a group of officials took away these five friends who were having a good time. What a terrible scenery! remembered Hong Kong's cross talk actor Da Bing and Qi Zhi sang: "Mayou, Mayou, dear comrades-in-arms, beware of the night, the north wind is cold, take care all the way!" "I fuck his eighteenth generation grandmother, what kind of world is it now? We played a little mahjong on the shore of the beautiful Yunlong Lake for entertainment, and these officials also took us under the knife, and the real mother took the wrong medicine. What? Jiangnan has long regarded this as a commonplace, and the little rabbit cub from the Xuzhou Police Station still uses this to have fun, and gets some benefits for meritorious service! Tell me where is the reasoning of this? We must arrest you to catch the real big gamblers, to catch the people who really endanger the society, to solve the big cases, to manage the burning, killing, looting and cheating, to arrest the "Nanda Killer", "Hulan Hero", "Jianghu Killer" and charlatans and Internet liars, don't disturb the entertainment of people playing a little mahjong! I can't understand that the same is a royal paradise, why is the management system different? Do you think I'm right? Holy! I don't feel comfortable when I see you having fun, I just want to disturb your bureau, and I have assigned tasks, that is, collecting money and collecting accounts, especially on the eve of holidays such as the Lantern Festival, Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Qixi Festival, Zhongyuan Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, National Day, Spring Festival, etc., we have to complete the task for the purpose! OK？ U

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