996, "Habitual Blocking Master"
996, "Habitual Blocking Master"
Good! At this point, some of the cultural stories, customs, and historical events about this Huzhou are temporarily over, let's take a look at the following scenes:
"Catch Du Qiu! Catch Du Qiu! ”
In the famous Japanese film "Pursuit" in the twentieth century, the protagonist Du Qiu once sang: "La-ya-la-la-" Unexpectedly, as early as a thousand years ago, during the period of five generations of troubled times and ten kingdoms, someone had already sung triumphantly in the dense woods on the outskirts of Huzhou in the north of Zhejiang and south of Taihu Lake-
"The foal is gone! The foal, the foal, is gone! Halfway interception! La-a-a-la Halfway interception! After stepping on the big colt, I still eat the horse, and your little life is almost gone! Ahh It's almost gone! When the man was happy, he sat down at the stone table, singing and dancing with a shining double axe.
"Hey! Brat! I said Qin cannon! You sing so proudly and dance with an axe, who would dare to play this game of chess with you? You'd better figure it out for yourself! I'll go too! After saying that, he left the chess table in the woods and walked away.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Qin Cannon looked at the back of the wind rising again, and said even more proudly: "This is a game of chess that has not been played, or I will clean up the mess!" Hey, the old wind (sealed)! Take it easy - don't get dizzy! ”
"Ahh I can't play chess, you can't play you, you play mahjong for me, you will be my loser! I'll tell you, I'm the one who claims to be the last shot of the bar. Feng (Feng) turned his head again, spat heavily at Lao Qin, and soon disappeared among the trees.
Besides, Qin Cannon packed up the chess, and then turned left and right and disappeared into the dense forest. However, you don't know that another of his good shows is about to be staged.
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"Bah, I'm a halfway roadblock, I planted this tree, I drove this road. If you want to pass from now on, make this question. If you can't do it, eat me with an axe! As he spoke, he blocked a square wooden board with black calligraphy in the middle of the path. I saw that it was written in a clear regular script font -
"This year, the sum of the ages of my father, brother and sister is 64 years old; When the father's age is 3 times the age of the brother, the sister is 9 years old; When the elder brother is twice the age of the younger sister, the father is 34 years old. Q: How old are the three of them this year? ”
Besides, a knight who was walking hurriedly in the middle of the dense forest path was suddenly puzzled by the words coming from him, but he still became a little interested in the guy in front of him who short-circuited and robbed money, so he asked: "I'm still a big girl in a sedan chair - the first time I've seen you rob like this!" I don't know what kind of neurosis you are guilty of? ”
"Which three? I'll let you make this so-called 'iron tree bloom' today, but how do I know that Uncle Ben is amazing! Hey! Hey! Hey! Saying that, the "half-way roadblocker" practiced a set of three-plate axes, and then shouted: "I am used to robbing and robbing, and I like to insert a bar in the middle of the road, and I am a terrifying 'habitual blockade master' in the world of rivers and lakes and green forests!" ”
"Poof-" The chivalrous man laughed unbearably and said, "I should be a master of habitual blocking, it turns out to be a nameless junior." Who are you? How do you know my name of 'Iron Tree Blossom'? ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Your name is big fart! Are you still as famous as me? Say it and scare you to death, I am the Qin cannon known as the little black whirlwind! ”
"I don't care if you're a cannon or a small cannon! What can you do to me? ”
"If people should be unlucky, they will stuff their teeth with cold water! When you meet me today, you will be counted as having poured blood mold for eight lifetimes. Can you do this question? ”
"It's not that serious! I can't do it, what can you do with me? ”
"Humph! What can I do to you? Loneliness is very powerful! He's beaten me, you're a fart! ”
"Huh! You talk, who farts! You don't talk nonsense! Pick up—"
"Iron Tree Blossoms" After I finished speaking, I picked up the iron arm wheel ring and went straight to the Qin cannon.
Seeing this, Qin Cannon didn't dare to slack off, and immediately waved the plate axe, a "mantis arm blocking the car", and hit the iron arm wheel ring that I couldn't help but "rattle the bell". "Oops!" Both of them took a few steps back with their teeth cracked, and they felt their arms tingle with shock.
"You! You! You! Are you doing it with so much force, little bunny? Qin cannons shouted angrily.
"Aren't you the same? Why don't you keep your energy to hunt down the killers of the rivers and lakes, why are you against Lao Tzu and me? It's really a big flood that rushed into the Dragon King Temple! Go and follow me to the surname Fang! "The Iron Tree Blossoms" I said and walked away.
"Hey! Ay! Where is he? Where is it? Qin Cannon shouted and wanted to stop the "Iron Tree Blossoming", but where was his shadow? Seeing this, Qin Cannon put away the small planks and walked towards the depths of the woods again with his double axe. However, he didn't expect that his every move did not escape the eyes of a person who can be called "lonely to lose".