997, the answer is like a stream

The book continues from the previous text. The story has reached the fork in the road, I always tell the story, and I want to insert a pole in the middle of the road, I have to make you stunned, otherwise I won't be single. Because I am not a "good (single)" stubble, "those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come." ”

In the bamboo forest of Huzhou, the "Four Famous Catches of Wu Yue" were already on the order to hurry, and suddenly saw a person walking in front of them. And this person is none other than the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin Cannon, who got angry and walked away. Fortunately, they know each other, they used to be friends of the rivers and lakes and martial arts, and one of them is also a close relationship with the resurgence of "a shot after the bar". After the resurgence of inquiry, the "Four Famous Catches" learned that many righteous people in the rivers and lakes were looking for the whereabouts of the "lightning less" Fang Gui, but they were going to swear to kill the "lightning time" to eliminate the harm of the rivers and lakes martial arts. This is contrary to their "Four Famous Catches" master Qian Biao ordered them to be captured alive "lightning time"! I really don't know what his master's intentions are? Their task of "four famous catches" this time is undoubtedly even more difficult! Just imagine, a "lightning failure", the martial arts are chasing him all day long, how can they ensure that they can capture him alive?

Just when the "Four Famous Catches" and the "One Cannon Behind the Bar" were going their separate ways, I saw two more people coming in front of them, who were the "Iron Tree Blossoming" and the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin Cannon who came later. But why did I pass by these four, each in a hurry, and have nothing to do with each other. However, they all felt that the other party was definitely a person with strong martial arts, but they didn't know each other. Subsequently, the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin cannon arrived, and when he saw these four knights in extraordinary costumes, he immediately put the small wooden plank across the middle of the path and shouted: "Bah-I am a half-roadblocker, I planted this tree, and I opened this road." If you want to pass from now on, make this question. If you can't do it, eat me with an axe! ”

Besides, the "Four Famous Catches" were made to cry and laugh by the reckless man in front of them, and when I looked closely, I saw that the small wooden board was written in clear regular script font-

"This year, the sum of the ages of my father, brother and sister is 64 years old; When the father's age is 3 times the age of the brother, the sister is 9 years old; When the elder brother is twice the age of the younger sister, the father is 34 years old. Q: How old are the three of them this year? ”

Is this little bunny really a little impatient? It's like eating the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and you dare to give us four big internal guards a problem, and you don't look at who we are?

"Hahaha! Who the hell are you, boy? Is it really unbelievable? I saw that one of the "Four Famous Catches" led by him said to Qin Cannon.

"Humph! Speak up, scare the four of you to death! Qin Cannon still said nonchalantly: "I am the second in line in the 'Whirlwind Eighteen Riders', the son of the Black Whirlwind Qin Chuanxiao, the Little Black Whirlwind Qin Cannon!" ”

"Hahaha! Who should I be? It turned out to be the son of the dead second black whirlwind Qin Chuanxiao. Junior, do you know who I am? ”

"Who are you? At most, you are the boss of the four famous catches, the cousin of the 'gust of wind' and the 'cannon after the bar'! The three of them are Wu Zhenjiang, the 'Thunderbolt Wind Demon', Xue Renyi, and the 'Fire Tree and Silver Flower' Miao Sanniang. ”

"Ho! You kid knows us all! A gust of wind couldn't help but take a deep breath, thinking to himself that this kid is full of cross, no wonder he is not afraid of us at all.

"That's it! Don't you dare to fish in the rivers and lakes these two times? ”

"Since you know so much, do you know the whereabouts of the Jianghu killer?"

"Of course I do, but you're going to have to do it anyway. Otherwise, you'll have to eat me with an axe! Between the words, the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin cannon picked up the double axe and made the trend of "Evil Tiger Waiting for Food".

"Hahaha......" Feng Bo burst into laughter, and then said to Qin Cannon: "Little Whirlwind, you haven't avenged your father yet, why did you run here and pretend?" ”

At this time, I saw "chicken feathers" Wu Zhenjiang coming over and said: "Boy! Don't let us do your questions, I'll give you a few simple intelligence test questions and see if you can answer them. ”

"Good! Lao Tzu likes to do intelligence tests. Say it quickly! You shit! Qin Cannon immediately put away his double axe, and couldn't wait to urge.

"Good! Listen up! You shit! Wu Zhenjiang also pretended to say: "Why don't you say a puppy has lice?" ”

When Qin Cannon heard this, he immediately replied: "Because the puppy pays attention to hygiene, it doesn't give lice!" ”

"Wrong-" Wu Zhenjiang immediately said: "Dogs can only give birth to dogs, not lice!" ”

"You're a strong word! No, no! Qin Cannon said unconvinced.

"Good! I'll give you one more! Wu Zhenjiang then asked him: "Say that there are seven (riding) monkeys on the tree, one monkey underground, how many monkeys have fallen?" ”

"It's worth asking me such a simple question?" Qin Cannon squinted his eyes disdainfully and said, "Two monkeys! ”

"Wrong!" Wu Zhenjiang immediately denied it.

"What? Do you mean that I can't count? How many do you say? ”

"Eight monkeys!"

"How can it be eight monkeys? I wondered! Qin Cannon shouted unconvinced.

"Seven plus one, how many do you say? What a! I will give you the same question, saying that there are seven monkeys (riding) on the tree, one monkey underground, and how many monkeys have fallen? ”

"Eight!" Qin Dacang immediately made an eight-eight posture with his left hand.

"Wrong!" Wu Zhenjiang immediately denied it.

"What? Do you mean I don't know how to count? How many do you say? ”

"Two monkeys!"

"How can it be two monkeys again? Didn't you just say eight monkeys? ”

"This ride is a ride on horseback, not seven! You're not right anyway! Didn't say what I meant! It's a mistake! Wu Zhenjiang pointed at Qin Cannon's head with his finger and said, "I'll give you a simple question, saying that eight ducks are walking together, how should it be said after the break?" ”

At this time, Qin Dacang touched his head and said to himself: "Eight ducks walking together!" I've heard before that the afterword for two ducks and one duck is three (sa ) Ya (duck), but I've never heard of eight ducks walking together, so let me think about it! …… Oh! I remembered, isn't it a duck? ”

"Wrong!" Wu Zhenjiang proudly denied again.

"And what do you say?"

"Let me say, it's eight ducks! Fuso means bastard! ”

"Huh? Eight Duck Road!? Or a jerk? It's really a big girl getting on the sedan chair, the first time I've heard of it! ”

"How? You're all like this, you're almost a jerk, do you still need us to do your way-findings? "Chicken feathers," Wu Zhenjiang asked with a mocking smile at Qin Cannon.

"Forget it!" Qin Cannon "catched" his head and said, "Let's have a tie today, I'll let you go!" ”

"Forget it? Draw? Miao Sanniang asked Qin Dacang disappreciatively: "Do you know, 'Don't talk about ducks swinging goose, old monks don't talk about pigs!'" Where does this allusion come from? ”

Qin Dacang was a "catcher" head again, shook it and said, "I don't know!" ”

"That's good! Listen up! Miao Sanniang whispered to Qin Dacang:

One day, a goose swayed on the road, and the duck on the side of the road saw it and said to the goose that came by, "I said, Sister Goose, why do you keep walking with your feet?" It's not pretty! When the goose heard this, he said to the duck, "Brother duck! Do you take two steps to try? At this moment, an old sow swaggered her big white and fat buttocks and walked to an old monk who was sitting with his eyes closed and knocking on the wooden fish to chant the scriptures. When the old monk opened his eyes, it was a pig! Immediately stopped chanting, and said angrily to the old sow: "Go! Get out of the way! Don't hum and influence my chanting here! When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately retorted: "It was your humming chanting voice that attracted me!" You still say I'm hum, you stupid pig! Hmph, the second general will abolish you sooner or later! ”