998. Tell a story together

After speaking, the "gust of wind" turmoil, "chicken feathers" Wu Zhenjiang, "Thunderbolt Wind Demon" Xue Renyi, and "Fire Tree Silver Flower" Miao Sanniang looked at each other and smiled, and then strode through meteorically.

After a long time, the "Little Black Whirlwind" Qin Cannon finally came to his senses and shouted at the four people who had gone away: "Okay! The surname is Miao, you dare to scold me for being a stupid pig! You're a, promiscuous, vixen - I'll remember you! Let me tell you a historical allusion to "Waiting for the Rabbit"! Once upon a time, a farmer was hoeing in a field when he saw a hare crash and die on a tree. He was overjoyed, and took the dead rabbit home for a good meal. From then on, he spent his days thinking that another hare would die on that tree, and let him continue to eat, so he did not think about farming, and sat by the tree until the hare came and died. In this way, his land was completely deserted, but he never saw a rabbit come to kill him! it! Bastard! Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear that?

I'll tell you another story of "The Old Wolf's Treat" and "The List of Gods" - there are foxes like you - as well as "Three Monks" and "The Story of an Old Nun" - three monks and an old nun committed adultery! The four of you are three monks and an old nun! Do you hear your mother's? I'm just here to wait, and I don't believe you're coming back! ”

"Tell you to curse again? Tell you to curse again? …… I'll let you be locked up quickly! Confinement! "A cannon after the bar", the wind rose again, and out of nowhere, it jumped out of nowhere, and slapped a few big mouths towards the Qin cannon!

"Stop fighting! Old style! I ask you a question! If you can't answer, let's fight again! ”

"Speak quickly!" When the wind picked up again, he immediately stopped.

"Heavy snow has fallen on ,......; Why not three more years? Put your fucking shit! What is the second line of this limerick? ”

When the wind rose again, he pondered for a long time, but he never remembered. So, Qin Cannon said to him triumphantly, "You can't remember it!" Do you want to drink sesame oil or soybean oil? ”

"I drink sesame oil!" The wind rose again and said helplessly.

"Good! I'm telling you! Qin Cannon puffed out his tongue, glared at the beads in his eyes, stroked his arms again, and said, "The snow has fallen one after another, and today I am the emperor; Why not three more years? That's what it's called - let your fucking stinky fart! Swing! Swing! Between the words, Qin Cannon swaggered and walked away.

At this time, the wind rose again and stood in place for a long time, and said: "The snow has fallen one after another, today I am the emperor!" I always felt that this was not the same as the original statement! Ladies and gentlemen, do you know? Please tell me! When I know the accurate answer, I will go back and beat Qin Cannon, he dares to lie to me! ”

At this time, Lonely Defeat jumped down from the tree, and said to the wind again: "Old Feng (Feng)! I'll tell you the origin of this story!"

"What do you say!" Feng Qi said in a Sichuan tone.

So, Lonely explained to him: "On a snowy winter, Xiucai, officials, and a rich man were drinking in a roadside pavilion. They touch the scene and are in love, and they want to compose poems to help the wine!

So Xiucai chanted first: The snow has fallen one after another!

The official went on to say; It is the Royal Ruiqi.

The rich man said, "Why not go down three feet?"

Unexpectedly, the song and harmony of the three of them could be heard clearly by the old man Hanako, who had already been frozen by the roadside, so he stood up and took over angrily: "Let go of your mother's shit!" ”

"Hahaha......" A burst of laughter came, and I saw a man dressed in a big dandy-like figure walking over with a white folding fan.

"Who are you? Why laugh? The wind rose again, and the people asked.

"Well said! The contemptible surname is poor, and the name is generous. ”

"What? Are you poor and generous?! The wind rose again and looked up and down at this handsome son, and there were a hundred disbeliefs in his heart.

"If you don't believe it, I can generously send you a pair of weapons, the full moon scimitar, known as the Tianya Mingyue knife, the double axe of the "black whirlwind" Li Kui and the "horse on both sides of the Yellow River, beating one hundred and eight counties in the six prefectures of Shandong, filial piety and filial piety, making friends like Meng Wei, Shenquan Taibao, the generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses" Xiao Meng tastes Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao's double gong! It's like a lobster's double pincer! I wish you all the best in the rivers and lakes, and make great achievements. This pair of weapons, but Tai Bai Xing gave me a noble gift, let me take this fixed object to the martial arts conference in Changshu Yushan on March 3 every year. You should believe I'm poor and generous this time, right? As he spoke, he untied "a pair of full moon scimitars" from his waist.

"Wrong!" I saw an old man in ragged clothes jumping down from the tree and said, "If he is poor and generous, I will be rich and stingy!" Look at what you wear, how can you be poor? Fool whom? ”

"You don't believe me?" The playboy was a little unhappy, put away the "full moon scimitar", and shouted at the comer: "If you still don't believe it, I invite the three of you to go to heaven and earth to drink flower wine!" that you may know what it really is to be poor and generous! ”

"To what heaven and earth!" The old man laughed again: "If you have the courage to go to the world Phoenix!" ”

"Go, go! Who's afraid of whom? The playboy did not show weakness, and gave the lonely defeat, the wind rising again and the old man a look: "Go!" Let's go drink all the world's famous wines! Whether it is Lanling, Du Kang or Phoenix, grape wine, or whether it is red wine, white wine, rice wine, green wine, rice wine, I pay the bill, not bad money! I'm poor and generous! ”