Chapter 24 ["I Will Go to the Toilet by Myself"!! ——Seeking to follow-up!!
At this moment, among the several maid ladies, even Sister Jing, who has always been steady and calm, couldn't help but look moved after seeing the name of this children's song, and her eyes were full of confusion and shock.
Without him, just because the name of this children's song is really explosive-
"I'll go to the toilet by myself"!!
(If you haven't heard of it, you must listen to it!) Wall crack recommended! )
In the unpretentious song title, it is not simple to reveal a little.
Originally, this children's song was not so bizarre, but the place where it appeared was too surprising.
If you hear this nursery rhyme in kindergarten, everyone will laugh and pass.
But at this moment, in the 5,000 yuan/hour senior maid mansion, in front of the five beautiful maid ladies who had just met, Shen Jingbing took out this song.
In this situation, how can you not let people shout!
What's the difference between that and at the Capitol?
I saw that under everyone's gaze, Shen Jingbing sang along with the lively rhythm:
"Starting today, I'm going to go to the toilet by myself!"
"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me!"
"Baby bus, teach me the secrets of going to the toilet!"
"I can't wait, I'm going to the toilet!"
“……”
As soon as the song came out, the audience was shocked.
Although several maids tried their best to restrain themselves, it was really difficult not to laugh.
Suddenly, the laughter in the room "poof" came and went.
A lot of times it's like this, when you encounter something you want to laugh at, it's okay to laugh neatly, but the more you hold back your laughter, the more you want to laugh.
At this moment, they are in such an embarrassing situation.
Even if Sister Jing was staring at it from the side, they couldn't help but laugh in the face of this nuclear-weapon-level social death nursery rhyme.
The idle laugh was the lowest, she covered her mouth and stuffed her head into the corner of the sofa, where she squeaked and snickered like an ostrich.
Yaya's face flushed, she wanted to hold back a smile but couldn't help it, so she could only cover her mouth with two hands, and make a "poof" sound while laughing.
As for the long-legged maid Manman, her personality was already outgoing, and she couldn't help it, so she simply collapsed on the sofa, covered her stomach, and laughed unscrupulously.
Only the double ponytail maid Xiao Wei seemed to be quite interested in this song, not only did she not laugh, but also sang while waving a light stick:
"Baby bus, teach me the secrets of going to the toilet!"
"I can't wait, I'm going to the toilet!"
“……”
Sister Jing saw that several maids were laughing, so she shook her head helplessly, and could only let them go.
Seeing the expressions of the maids, the sand sculpture netizens were about to burst into laughter:
"Hahaha! God stepping on the horse, I want to go to the toilet myself! ”
"Is the anchor's mental state really normal? How did you come up with this kind of song? ”
"I get goosebumps when I hear it!!"
"This Nima is a nuclear bomb in the children's rhyme world!!"
"As soon as this song comes out, it shakes the heavens and the earth!"
"Hahaha! The young ladies finally can't hold it back! ”
"Really laughing to death! The expressions on their faces are a true portrayal of me just now!! ”
"Who can't laugh when they hear this song?"
"It has to be Sister Manman, smiling so unscrupulously!"
"Xiao Wei's wife is awesome, and she actually sang along!"
"It's worthy of having a younger brother, this is preparing in advance, right?"
"What you say makes sense, I'm speechless!"
“……”
The expressions on the faces of several maids really looked at it and laughed over and over again.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Luoluo, who was lying on the sofa, was already laughing stupidly, she grabbed the mobile phone with one hand, squeezed the pillow tightly with the other, and rolled around.
Jiang Luoluo held back a smile and slid his fingers across the screen with difficulty.
Subsequently, a hundred Ferris wheels rotated in the live broadcast room!
Instant earthquake in the live broadcast room:
"What !!"
"A Hundred Ferris Wheels !??"
"Nima, how much does this pedal cost?? I'm almost out of the mamma!! ”
"A Ferris wheel costs a thousand dollars, you can calculate how much it is!"
"I see which big guy rewarded me - I make up, or 'ginger doesn't eat ginger'?"
"How rich does she have to be?"
"I'm tired of saying this sentence!"
“……”
At this time, not only Jiang Luoluo was rewarding, but the bigwigs who came in to watch the live broadcast later, seeing that Shen Jingbing was doing such a great job, they did not skimp on their purses:
"'Don't wear a cool night tonight' rewards the anchor with thirty sports cars!"
"'Where's My Diao' Tip the Anchor Fifty Planes!!"
"'Look at me lightning five whips' rewards the anchor with 100 super rockets!!"
"'Time doesn't stop, I won't love you' rewarded the anchor with 300 Ferris wheels!!!!"
“……”
Netizens in the live broadcast room looked at the special effects of gifts on the screen, almost blurring the concept of money:
"If I am one more rich man, will the world perish?"
"Let's just ask, how can someone not treat money as money?"
"One hundred super rockets, that Nima is 200,000! There are 300 Ferris wheels, and Nima is 300,000!! ”
"Good guy, just now 'Ginger Ginger Don't Eat Ginger' just got on the top of the list, and this time I was rushed back!"
"The anchor is awesome! This job is awesome!! ”
"Nima broadcasts one suite a day!!"
“……”
Jiang Luoluo saw the gifts flying in the live broadcast room, and also noticed that he had just won the first place, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
For a moment, she also felt resentful, and wanted to reward again and take back the first list.
It's not that she doesn't have the financial resources, but when she saw several beautiful maid ladies in the live broadcast room, she pursed her mouth and directly dispelled the idea of rewarding.
At this time, Shen Jingbing, who was focusing on singing, didn't notice the tumbling gifts in the live broadcast room.
He had just finished singing the beginning of "I'll Go to the Toilet by Myself", took a deep breath, and then sang the climax of this children's song:
"When you go to the toilet, you can't eat!"
"When you go to the toilet, save paper!"
"When you go to the toilet, you can't play with toys!"
"After going to the toilet, flush it~"
“……”
After listening to Shen Jingbing's passionate singing, Jiang Luoluo's smile that had just eased down was surging again, and she couldn't help but hold her stomach again and laugh.
Halfway through the laugh, she almost couldn't breathe.
Jiang Luoluo had tears in her eyes that had just laughed, and she took two breaths in a row to relieve the lack of oxygen, she shook her head again and again, and thought:
"Forget it, it's really unreasonable not to reward this gift."
Immediately, a burst of gift special effects once again caused the shock of netizens in the live broadcast room:
"'Ginger Ginger Doesn't Eat Ginger' Rewards Anchor Five Aircraft Carriers !!"
“……”
"Nima, a gift of 100,000 ships, someone really rewarded it?"
"I'm confused, really!"
"I always thought that this gift was just hanging there as a decoration!"
"I've watched the live broadcast for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen an aircraft carrier!"
"My sister Jiang is awesome!!"
“……”