Aircraft carriers are the second most expensive gift on live streaming platforms, second only to spaceships.

When a gift with a unit price of more than 10,000 yuan is given, there will be a message push on the homepage of the live broadcast platform.

And the five aircraft carriers that Jiang Luoluo rewarded this time mean that Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room has been pushed five times in a row on the homepage of the platform.

In an instant, countless netizens poured into the live broadcast room after seeing the push.

At this moment, the number of viewers in Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room is growing rapidly.

Shen Jingbing, who was singing affectionately, didn't know about the indiscriminate bombardment of gifts in the live broadcast room and the influx of countless netizens.

Otherwise, he may choose to leave work early.

500,000 in hand, who cares about tens of thousands of system rewards?

At the end of the song, when Shen Jingbing raised his head to look at the maids, he found that the idlers had already laughed on the sofa.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that the whole work was working well.

Seeing that Shen Jingbing finally finished singing, several maids finally sat up straight as if they had come to life, returned to their professional state, and turned on the rainbow fart mode:

"666, master, this song is so well chosen!"

"It's unheard of!!"

"Yes, especially the youthful sense of a child, it's too well handled!"

"It's love, love! I think the master already has the level of debut!! ”

“……”

Shen Jingbing hurriedly smiled, waved his hand and said:

"Don't say that, I'm going to be fluttering later!"

The maids said:

"How so? We all mean it! ”

"Yes, yes, the master sings really well, from some kind of ......"

Before Yaya finished speaking, she was covered by Manman on the side.

Man Man was afraid that Yaya would say the wrong thing and deduct money, so he hurriedly covered her mouth and went on for her:

"Master's song, I'm sure there is no one before and no one after!"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing nodded with satisfaction, accepted the rainbow farts of the maids, and said:

"Since you've said so, I'll do it again!"

Suddenly, the audience fell silent.

The four staring gazes were on Manman.

Manman's pretty face suddenly collapsed, and the expression on his face seemed to be crying out for injustice.

Seeing this scene, all netizens couldn't laugh anymore, and sent a barrage:

"Little ladies: It's the first time I feel like money is so hard to make!"

"The youthfulness of a child, this description laughs!"

"How can I say it, the anchor doesn't sing well or badly, it's just a very dick, a dick that blows up the sky!"

"Really, it's a real dick, I just laughed, and my stomach hurts more than when I gave birth!"

"Pay attention to the wording upstairs, I don't know if you gave birth to my eldest brother!"

"Open the yellow cavity again, torture away!"

"Why is it always my sister Manman who is injured!?"

"I want to comfort her wounded heart! Hiss! ”

"One more!!"

“……”

Under the unbearable gaze of several maids, Shen Jingbing sat on the high chair, his fingers continuing to slide on the screen.

Let's be honest.

This song, if it wasn't for the mission, he wouldn't want to sing it in his life.

In fact, if you want to say which of the three social death children's songs he chose, which song has the most comedic effect, it must be "I Will Go to the Toilet by Myself".

But from an embarrassing point of view, the children's song he is about to sing at the moment is definitely the most embarrassing of the three children's songs.

Without him, just because his status in the rivers and lakes is too high!

Shen Jingbing found the song, took a deep breath, and clicked play.

"Song of Generations"!

Only at the moment when the song title appeared on the big screen in the MV, sand sculpture netizens laughed like thunder:

"Horizontal Groove Groove !!"

"That's a beep!! It's actually this song!! ”

"As soon as this song came out, the sky was dark!"

“……”

However, there are also many viewers who have never seen this song title, and they are puzzled:

"What kind of nursery rhyme is this? How come I haven't heard of it? ”

As soon as these words came out, countless people in the rear replied:

"Nope! You must have heard of it! ”

"You've not only heard it, but you've probably sung it!"

"It's impossible for anyone who is a Chinese person not to have heard this children's song!"

"I didn't expect that my eldest brother actually released this song, it seems that he really loves us, and he is in tears!!"

"Yes, how much psychological pressure should I bear if I choose to sing this song!"

"I'm moved, I don't have much money, Rocket take it!"

“……”

Some netizens who don't know the name of the song, the more they look at the barrage and say this, the more confused they become.

No matter how they searched in their minds, they didn't have the memory of the children's song "Song of Generations".

But just as they were wondering, the accompaniment sounded in the singing room.

In an instant, everyone's DNA moved!!

In the incredulous eyes of the five maids, Shen Jingbing picked up the microphone and sang:

"What's Daddy's Daddy called?"

"Daddy's dad is called grandpa!"

"What's Daddy's Mom and Daddy?"

"Daddy's mom is called grandma!"

“……”

Unlike the previous song, this classic "Generation Song", also called "What is Daddy's Daddy Called", doesn't sound funny.

It doesn't sound funny, but—

It's embarrassing!!

If the previous song made people have a stomachache, then this one will make people have a pain in the feet.

Why?

Of course, it's a toe buckle!!

As soon as this song came out, several maid ladies looked sluggish again, and then wore seductive black silk legs, and couldn't help but rub with the rhythm.

"What's Daddy's brother's name?"

"Dad's brother is called Uncle!"

"What's Daddy's brother's name?"

"Daddy's brother is called uncle!"

"What's Daddy's sister called?"

"Daddy's sister is called Auntie!"

“……”

As the music gradually rose, the barrage in the live broadcast room became more and more cheerful:

"Drop! Children's cards, brothers shake up!! ”

"Successful recharge! Shake!! ”

"What's Daddy's Daddy called?"

"Daddy's dad is called grandpa!"

“……”

"Walking through that gray alley, I was smoking, and suddenly I heard a commotion from inside: 'Little handsome guy, come and play~' - Lao Tzu threw away the cigarette butt at once, and laughed disdainfully, this time Lao Tzu didn't ride you crazy? I flew over and threw a coin, and the familiar song rang out: 'Daddy's daddy is called grandpa, and daddy's mom is grandma.' ’”

"I feel like I've regained my childhood... The days of sitting on a low-quality plastic ghost animal rocking cart! ”

"Nod yes shake your head, come is come and go go!!"

"When I heard this song, I quickly changed the ringtone of my phone! Oh, it's my brother's phone! ”

"It's so good to live, I've voted for this coin!"

"Upstairs, you're in the wrong place!!"

“……”

It's so embarrassing, embarrassing to the point of art!

Jiang Luoluo was lying on the sofa, and when she listened to Shen Jingbing sing this song, a pair of feet without socks couldn't help but keep buckling on the floor.

Halfway through listening, she couldn't help but look at the floor, a little worried in her heart:

"It's such an embarrassing job, don't let me pierce the floor!"