Chapter 1: The Scholar Is Dead Again
"Alright?"
"No, my face is too red."
"I'm drinking, can't I?"
"No, you see your hands, they are still like pliers, human hands have five fingers!"
"I'll keep it in my sleeve and keep it from being seen."
"If you don't make it, you can't ......"
……
Li Chuan lay in a dilapidated thatched hut and listened to the conversation between the two little demons outside the house.
One voice is muffled, the other is shrill and thin.
In front of him, he was Li Chuan, a migrant worker, moving bricks on the construction site, the noon sun was very hot, and his eyes were lost with sweat; After opening his eyes, he was a talented Li Chuan, a weak scholar, and the moonlight shone on the ground through the hole in the roof, a piece of Bai Sensen.
He was tied up by these two little demons to be sacrificed to the Black Horned King.
The King of Black Horn is a good eater.
It is said that the best food is the one that reads, with fine skin and tender meat, with the aroma of books, and it has to be carefully steamed with water.
The original body was timid, and when he heard that the monster was eating people, he was frightened, rolled his eyes, and passed out.
The two little demons who tied him up panicked.
What to do? Dead man's flesh doesn't taste good!
Catch another scholar?
Yunqiao Township is located in a remote area, with a radius of 100 miles, and Li Chuan is the only poor Xiucai who lives alone and is easy to bully!
The two little demons lasted for a long time, and finally came up with a good way - to ask the scholar to have a doctor, prescribe two patches, hang his breath, and wait until he saw the king of the black horn and then died!
But a new question arises: how to invite the doctor?
The red-faced man holding two pairs of big tongs was a crab spirit, and he said sullenly: "I wrapped the tongs and pretended to be disabled, saying that someone in the family was sick and couldn't get up, so I invited the doctor here, wouldn't it be done?" ”
"If you don't make it, you can't ......"
At the feet of the red-faced man, the big bouncing around is another little demon.
The rooster is shallow, and he will not become a human yet.
But provoked the stubble one by one, "No, I have seen people with disabled hands, not like you, the doctor can see through it at a glance." ”
This doesn't work, that doesn't work, the crab essence loses patience:
"It's done! Don't look for a doctor, leave this scholar here, and let him destroy himself. ”
"Don't go to the King of the Black Horn, you go back to your straw nest, I'll go to my stone cave!"
Hearing this, the rooster essence pecked the crab essence's trouser legs, and his words were earnest, "If you don't succeed, you can't worship under the Black Horn King, you can't get the cultivation method, you can't get the cultivation, you can't increase the number of lifespans, and after three or five years, you will turn into dust. ”
"At that point, what is the difference between the two of us and the rooster fighting in the nest and the crab in the mud?"
Once again, the crab spirit was moved.
He held his breath and struggled to change again, finally turning the pliers into hands.
Although the four fingers except for the thumb are all together and cannot be opened, the fingers on the back of the hand and wrist are not missing.
After the rooster swayed left and right to check it, he nodded reluctantly, "It's done, you go and get the doctor now, I'm here to watch the scholar ......"
Before the rooster finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, twisted the chicken neck, and saw Li Chuan standing by the door, looking at them quietly.
……
Soon after Li Chuan woke up, he moved to the door with his floating body.
He wanted to see how terrifying those two little demons were, and they could scare the original body to death.
As a result, I was disappointed.
The rooster essence did not grow nine chicken heads and ten chicken feet, and there were no hundreds of eyes on the wings, but it could speak, which was larger than the average rooster.
The man who turned into a crab spirit even looks quite honest.
Li Chuan sighed, the courage of the original body is too small!
One person, two demons, three pairs of eyes looked at each other for a long time, and the rooster spirit opened his mouth to break the silence.
He said, "Very good, no need to find a doctor, scholar, come with us on the road." ”
Li Chuan weakly held on to the door, "I'm hungry." If I don't eat, I'm going to starve to death. ”
When he pronounced the word death, he deliberately accentuated his tone.
Starve?
Die?
You can't die!
The rooster essence reacted immediately and said, "Third brother, you look at him, I'll go get him something to eat!" ”
The crab spirit responded, took two big steps, and came to Li Chuan's side.
Then, Li Chuan saw the rooster essence, spread its wings, and flew low. In the blink of an eye, he ran into the rice field not far away and disappeared from sight.
Li Chuan pondered, this rooster essence won't peck a few earthworms to eat for himself, right?
As he thought, he took a few steps back into the house and sat down on the thatched pile.
Rest your feet.
This body is so weak that after standing for a while, my limbs are sore, and my head is dizzy.
The crab spirit followed closely behind, his face vigilant.
Seeing this, Li Chuan said, "Brother Crab, you can also sit down and rest." I'm a powerless scholar and hungry, even if I escape, how far can I escape? ”
The crab spirit listened to Li Chuan's words and felt that it made sense.
So he sat down opposite Li Chuan, his eyes were blazing, his body was tense, and he was ready to go.
The hand that he finally conjured up turned back into pliers - as long as Li Chuan did something wrong, he took out the pliers and took him down.
Li Chuan raised his head, the moon was really round.
He opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Crab, I don't know what to call it?" ”
The crab spirit said, "My name is Pan San." ”
"Where's Brother Rooster?"
"Gong Er."
"Then you should have a big brother, right?"
"Yes, Wu Da."
"Where is he?"
"Once the second brother drank too much wine and pecked the eldest brother to death."
Could it be that Wu Da is a centipede spirit?
Li Chuan thought about the naming rules of these two little demons, and suddenly felt that the three on the side were quite sincere.
As long as he doesn't run, ask what to say.
So he asked, "When did you become a sperm?" ”
"It's spring."
"After becoming a sperm, are you going to eat people?"
"I haven't eaten it."
"Do you know any goblins?"
……
In this small talk,
Pan San talked to Li Chuan about many things.
For example, although Gonger can't transform into a shape, he is the oldest and understands the most, and he is old and refined.
For example, the demon life of Pan San is only a few months, and he is in a pond and becomes a sperm after biting a stone.
For example, the king of the black horn that they are going to take refuge in is a black rhinoceros essence, which is said to have an extraordinary origin, ten years ago, occupied a Xuanshui Mountain a hundred miles away, called himself the king of the black horn, recruited disciples, and was majestic. The government has organized manpower to encircle and suppress it many times, and they have returned again and again.
While talking, Gongji returned.
He walked forward with his neck held high, his two wings wrapped around a food box, and his two paws staggered forward.
After walking in front of Li Chuan, he put down the food box and said sharply: "Eat quickly, eat quickly, hurry up after eating." ”
Li Chuan opened the food box and saw that there were two plates on the upper layer, a plate of steamed duck and a plate of bad fish, and two steamed buns and a bowl of egg custard on the lower level.
I don't know from which family this male stole from.
Smelling the aroma, Li Chuan was even hungrier.
He grabbed the steamed bun with one hand and the chopsticks with the other, and snorted and ate it.
The wind swept the clouds.