Chapter 2: Scholar, He Doesn't Die

After he swallowed the last bite of the duck, Gongji began to urge again, "Hurry up, hurry up, let's go." ”

Li Chuan's hand shook suddenly, and the chopsticks fell to the ground.

He hugged his stomach, his facial features distorted, "This food, this food is poisonous!" ”

Howling, he rolled to the ground.

"Impossible!" Gonger categorically denied it, "I took this meal from the kitchen of Zhang Yuanwai's house, how can it be poisonous?" ”

Zhang Yuanwai.

It sounds familiar.

Li Chuan searched in his memory.

Zhang Yuanwai is a wealthy family in Yunqiao Township, who is kind and charitable, likes to make friends with scholars, and often invites the original body to his house for dinner.

The original body is very high, and on the grounds that he is concentrating on studying at home, he will not go to nine out of ten invitations.

Li Chuan's heart ached.

I'm not active in eating, I deserve to be scared to death by monsters!

Gong Er and Bian San looked at Li Chuan's really painful expression, and they were also a little uncertain.

Is this food really poisonous?

This scholar won't be poisoned, will he?

Die?

No!

Before you see the Black Horn King, a scholar can't die!

What to do?

Pan San asked Gong Er: "Did you take the overnight dinner?" ”

Gongji flew onto the table suddenly, "Impossible, impossible!" I looked at the freshly cooked ones and put them in the food box! ”

After finishing speaking, Gong Er suddenly thought of something, his corns were round, and his eyes were about to split, "Someone wants to harm Zhang Yuanwai!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Chuan saw the rooster's wings flutter violently and rushed out of the door.

Between breaths, he rushed back again.

Gong Er cocked his tail and screamed: "Side three, you tied up the scholar!" Our soldiers are divided into two ways, you go to the doctor to treat the scholars, and I will go to Zhang Yuanwai's house. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, with a bang, Gongji left again.

Li Chuan looked at this situation and knew in his heart that this rooster essence was originally Zhang Yuanwai's chicken.

No wonder the kitchen is so smooth.

There was a faint whispering in my ears.

As soon as he turned around, he saw the three next to him holding two pliers, with a hemp rope between the pliers, ignoring Li Chuan's begging for mercy and screaming, tying him up sturdily and then tied it to the table leg.

After dealing with Li Chuan, Pan San tried to change a few more times, missing his palm for a while, and hanging his five fingers upside down for a while, and finally became a time, looking like a human hand, Pan San said to Li Chuan:

"Scholar, the doctor is here in a while, you are not allowed to talk nonsense!"

"Otherwise, you and the doctor will die!"

Without waiting for Li Chuan to respond, the third side walked out of the door after saying cruel words.

Plop and the door shut.

Li Chuan was the only one left in the hut.

Li Chuan waited for a while, twisted a few times, and there was a gap between his arm and the hemp rope; Then the arm reached up, touched the knot, and pulled it a few times, and the knot fell apart.

Li Chuan stood up, slapped the hemp rope on the ground, walked out of the hut, went around to the edge of the ridge, and squatted down.

……

Stomach aches are real.

It is estimated that Xiucai Li Chuan eats too little oil and water on weekdays, and the duck is too fat, which causes the stomach to be unable to adapt for a while, so he has a stomach.

The night breeze blows on the face in gusts.

Li Chuan raised his head and looked at the clear moon and large twinkling stars dotted with the night.

He finally had some real sense.

He wore it.

Pierced into an ancient world with goblins and fairies.

In modern times, Li Chuan is doing okay.

The family opened a small restaurant, and the parents got up early and were busy at night. The eldest brother is honest and reliable, he helped out in the store when he was free, found a local girlfriend, and the wedding date was scheduled for October this year; The younger brother is talented and intelligent, can study, and won the top prize in the city in the college entrance examination, and the bonus given by the city and town is almost enough for his four-year tuition.

Only him, lazy and greedy, a lot smarter, but he can't read, and he hasn't memorized a song "Goose Goose Goose" for a month; Together with a group of fox friends and dog friends, I learned a lot of side ways; His parents were afraid that he would take the wrong path, so they sent him to the army, and after returning from two years as a soldier, he began to work on the construction site with his uncle.

I didn't expect to wear it.

If you wear it, you can wear it, there is a big brother and a little brother to support his parents, and he may have a few gray hairs if he is missing.

After his abdomen was cleaned, Li Chuan lifted his pants and took advantage of the moonlight to discern the direction, and when he was about to leave, he heard a familiar fluttering sound.

He subconsciously dodged to the side, and then a strong multicolored rooster bumped into him.

Wings grazed past his face.

Gong Er fell to the ground and shouted while jumping, "Good scholar, you dare to cheat me!" ”

Li Chuan defended while hiding, "No, no, if I want to cheat you, why don't I run away, but wait in the back of the house?" ”

"You're lying! You're lying! ”

"I see the rope on the ground!"

"If you're not trying to escape, why are you breaking free?"

Hearing Gonger's question, Li Chuan's face turned straight, "I am a scholar, a noble scholar, how can a scholar be courteous on the spot in the house?" ”

"Then I might as well die!"

"Can't die! Scholars can't die! Hearing the word death, Koji immediately screamed.

Li Chuan said: "So I desperately broke free of the rope, but fortunately, Brother Pang was not tied very strongly, and it spread out after grinding a few times on the ground, otherwise, I would have to bite my tongue and kill myself!" ”

Gong Er nodded the chicken head up and down, relieved, "Fortunately, fortunately." ”

So Li Chuan asked tentatively: "Brother Gong, I don't know what happened to Zhang Yuanwai?" I don't think it's a lethal poison like arsenic, it's more like a laxative. ”

Gonger replied: "When I arrived at Zhang Yuanwai's house, the food had been put on the table, so I had to sweep it all to the ground, and then went to the kitchen to make a fuss, and it was finally done." ”

Wasted, wasted!

Li Chuan was heartbroken, and made up his mind to go to Zhang Yuanwai's house for more meals after getting out.

"Second brother, second brother, the scholar has escaped!"

The voice of the third side came from not far away.

Gonger and Li Chuan walked around to the front of the house and saw the third side standing by the door, and behind him, a man with a medicine box was tiptoeing out.

I think it's the doctor who was "invited".

Seeing the rooster and Li Chuan coming over, a flash of fear flashed in the doctor's eyes, and he stepped on the air and fell to the ground.

When the third heard the voice, he just turned around, and then he saw the doctor using his hands and feet together, getting up, ignoring the medicine box that fell on the ground, while shouting, "There are goblins!" "I ran to the depths of the ridge with my farts and urine.

Pan San was about to chase after him, but Li Chuan said, "Don't chase it, I'm already fine." ”

This doctor also looks cowardly, don't be scared to death like the original, then you will be evil.

The third side had other concerns, and he said to Gonger: "Second brother, did the doctor see that we are monsters?" What to do? ”

Gongji immediately said: "Then let's hurry up and get on the road, scholar, let's go!" ”

Li Chuan knew that it was useless for him to make any excuses this time.

So a chicken, a person, and a crab hurried by the moonlight.

Gong Er took the lead, and after the third hall, he prevented Li Chuan from escaping.

Li Chuan walked and walked, feeling that his feet were too heavy to lift, his body was weak and short of breath, his speed slowed down, and he even stopped and sighed.

So Gongji stopped and asked, "Scholar, what's wrong with you?" ”