What the hell is this, it's suddenly gloomy, is it swollen?

"Once the coffin is lifted, the soil is buried, and the world will never come again?" Yin Du repeated with a little cry and laughter, and then turned his head and motioned to Ye Qingfan and the two to try: "Such a simple question, if you can't complete it, then it will be useless for Whale Fall to give you a make-up lesson." ”

The Ye family brothers and sisters immediately began to meditate hard.

The audience in the live broadcast room was happy:

"Let's count down to thirty seconds!"

"It's not easy!"

"By the way, is this couplet serious?"

"Anyway, this old brother doesn't look very serious!"

“……”

Looking at the two brothers and sisters with embarrassed faces, Yu Hai had no intention of interfering at all.

This uplink is obviously a casual statement by the buddy on the other end of the phone line, so they don't need to strictly follow the standard of conventional couplets, and they can barely be symmetrical.

"There it is!" Sure enough, after a while, Ye Qingfan's eyes lit up and he slapped his hand: "As soon as the song sounds, the cloth is covered, and the whole village is waiting for the food."

Reluctantly, Yin Du didn't have any additional requirements, and asked the buddy on the other end of the phone directly: "How is it, have you passed?" ”

The buddy hesitated: "Okay, you guys are over." ”

In fact, he couldn't think of a better link.

Yin Du happily asked people to hang up the connection, but he was not in a hurry to connect to the next line immediately, but said to the live broadcast camera: "I said friends, we are a serious couplet challenge, I hope the next topic can be normal." ”

As he spoke, he motioned to the director: "Come, please invite the next sailor!" ”

In the next second, a crisp female voice sounded in everyone's ears: "Ah, Your Highness, I am your little fan sister!" ”

The corners of Yin Du's mouth twitched, and he could already see from the ID that it was really a fan girl, and he directly said to Haidao: "Xiaoluo, say hello to your little fan sister!" ”

Yu Hai smiled at the camera: "Hello, I'm Whale Fall, thank you for liking me!" ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The girl on the other end of the line was obviously a little nervous, so she spoke a little hurriedly: "It's all we should do, and then, then, I want to say, Your Highness, we will always like you, so, then, can you always be good, your appearance is really important to us......"

The more she spoke, the more anxious she became, as if she wanted to seize this opportunity to say everything in her heart.

Yu Hai didn't interrupt her, and listened patiently with a smile under the live camera.

Such an expression soothed his fans, made the other party exhale heavily, and after relieving his emotions for a while, he continued: "I don't mean anything else, I just want Your Highness to know that our little droplet has always been there, no matter when!" Don't be afraid! ”

Yu Hai nodded and said seriously: "Okay!" I'm not afraid! ”

In the barrage in the live broadcast room, the little droplets praised this girl together.

"Well done!"

"That's what I want to say to Your Highness!"

"You're not alone at this moment!"

"Your Highness who protects the best in the world!"

“……”

Although the other viewers in the live broadcast room felt that these fans were a little too fanatical, like brainwashed cultists, they could feel their serious attitude.

Sure enough, the star chasers are another kind of creature that is different from ordinary people.

Yin Du saw that the girl's confession idol was over, and quickly pulled back to the topic: "Okay, the confession is over, this girl, please come out!" ”

"Oh, okay." The girl's tone calmed down and said: "My upper link is: every inch of land is the temple, and the poem next to the temple says: Mingyue sends the monk back to the ancient temple!" ”

As soon as the little fan girl's words fell, Yin Du couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Wow! I didn't expect our whale fall fans Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to be able to write such a good uplink. ”

Everyone else also nodded, didn't they expect the current star chasers to be so talented?

There was a slightly embarrassed hey-hey-hey sound from the girl's live broadcast room.

And the Ye family brothers and sisters already had bitter faces after listening to Shanglian, and they looked like they were admitting defeat.

He Changping couldn't help frowning and thinking about it, and after a while, he touched his chin and gave up: "It's too difficult to go up, I can't think of what to do right for a while!" ”

Yin Du also shook his head with a wry smile, not to mention Guo Siying and the others, who had not spoken.

He looked at Yu Hai and found that he was also contemplative, thinking that it must be no fun, Yin Du could only smile helplessly: "This little fan girl of Whale Fall is prepared, it seems that we have to agree to her request!" ”

The audience in the live broadcast room also expressed their incomprehension:

"Wow, there's something wrong with this uplink."

"It's very tricky!"

"It is really difficult to form a temple with inches and soil, and a temple and words to form a poem!"

"Don't give me a minute, give me a month, I may not be able to think of it!"

"The scumbag said that it is impossible to have an answer in this life."

"Are all the current fans hidden from this?"

"The little fan girl can make her own request!"

"It is recommended to let the whale fall play with you for a day!"

“……”

Just when Yin Du and the others expressed their surrender and were about to admit defeat, Yu Hai spoke: "Actually, it's not difficult. ”

What?

Didn't you look stumped just now?

How can it suddenly not be difficult?

Everyone looked over and saw that Yu Hai already looked confident.

In fact, he was not stumped just now, but he felt a sense of familiarity when he heard this upper link, so he began to think about it in his mind, and found that it was indeed a pair that had appeared on the earth.

So everyone saw Yu Hai groaning and said: "Shuangmu is the forest, the forest is forbidden, and the clouds are forbidden: the axe will enter the mountain forest at the right time."

"Good!" As soon as Yu Haicai finished speaking, Yin Du clapped his hands and applauded: "That's right, that's good!" ”

Yin Du immediately said happily to the little girl: "How is it, little fan sister, are you still satisfied with the next link given by your idol?" ”

The little girl hurriedly said, "Satisfied, very satisfied, that, Your Highness, can you read it again?" I'll record it! ”

"Write down what to do"

The little girl blurted out: "I have to hand in my homework tomorrow!" ”

Everyone: "......"

Yin Du was angry: "This classmate, do your own homework!" ”

"Isn't that won't it? By the way, our professor also has a question, can Your Highness help me take a look? Eh, don't hang it! ”

The girl's voice stopped abruptly, and she was obviously hung up by the black-faced Yin Du.

Live Room Audience:

"Good guys, the current students are all running to the live broadcast room to copy their homework!"

"666, fans ask idols to help with homework!"

"I'm obedient to this operation!"

"What a show!"

"I suddenly felt that I was not selected, and I miscalculated 100 million!"

“……”

The last lucky viewer generously showed his face.

It is a middle-aged man wearing black-framed glasses, with a round face and an amiable smile.

Seeing that it was his peers, He Changping's eyes lit up: "Sir, your surname?" ”

Ji Hua Lao Huang faced the camera without stage fright: "Your surname is Huang, hello, it's an honor to participate in this event." ”

He Changping said with a smile: "Mr. Huang is a cultural person at first glance, where is he high?" ”

"I'm ashamed to be mistaken in school at the moment!"

He Changping suddenly became more interested: "Teacher, is it convenient to ask what course you teach?" ”

Teacher Huang smiled and said, "Literature! ”

"It's over!" He Changping exclaimed in surprise, then stroked his forehead and shook his head and sighed: "We kicked the iron plate this time!" ”

Yin Du also smiled bitterly: "How can this be compared? It's a professional player, so let's just admit defeat! ”

He Changping pretended to be angry and glared at him: "It's not you yet, I didn't know to find two actors before launching the event." It's flipped in the gutter now, right? ”

Yin Du made a look of chagrin: "What a mistake! Who knew that the audience in our live broadcast room was actually Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, we were so unlucky today! ”

Although he knew that the two were acting, Mr. Huang smiled very cooperatively and said, "Don't you still have Mr. Whale Fall?" Believe in Him! ”

"Hey!" Yin Du looked like he was defeated, and waved his hand: "Is this at a grade, how can it be compared?" ”

"You guys are so humble, I admire Mr. Whale's talent very much!"

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room began to sing about the mushroom house while listening to the commercial blows in the live broadcast room.

"Looks like a hard stubble!"

"I'll go, read that right! Our professor is actually watching the live broadcast! ”

"I wonder what this teacher will ask for after he wins?"

"Whale fall doesn't necessarily have to lose, does it?"

"I just laughed, Lao Huang is a professor in the Department of Chinese Language and Literature of Jihua University, what does he compare with others?"

"Hehe, there is a good saying, wow, don't challenge other people's careers with your hobbies!"

“……”

Yin Du helped Yu Haiqian make a few more words, and then asked Mr. Huang to ask the question.

Professor Huang was not polite, and said bluntly: "I thought of this link a while ago, but I have never had a more satisfactory link, and today I just have this opportunity, so I will take it out for everyone to taste." ”

"The upper link is: freezing rain sprinkled windows, two o'clock in the east, three o'clock in the west."

As soon as these words came out, Yin Du and the others couldn't help but look solemn and serious.

"Another split couplet?"

"The frozen word is two points in the east, and the sprinkling word is three points in the west, which is really ingenious!"

Several people pondered for a while, shook their heads and said that they could not do anything, and finally could only turn their heads to look at Yu Hai.

Clinker, Yu Hai didn't seem to think much, seeing everyone looking at him, he pointed to the watermelon on the table that He Changping had cut and stacked neatly, and said in a casual tone: "Cut and divide the guests, seven knives, eight knives"

"Shhh Everyone looked at the watermelon on the table, and then pondered Yu Hai's next link, and couldn't help but show a look of sudden realization.

Then they all sighed with great admiration: "Wonderful! ”

"That's right!"

"How did the whale fall grow in this brain?"

"The reaction is too fast!"

After sighing with emotion, Yin Du immediately looked at the literature professor on the screen with a smile: "How?" Mr. Huang, is this coupling right? ”

Professor Huang showed admiration and praised without hesitation: "That's right, that's good!" I really admire the quick thinking of Whale Fall, and this time it was an eye-opener! ”

Yu Hai smiled faintly: "You praised it falsely!" ”

"I'm telling the truth." Professor Huang said sincerely: "I lost this game. But I'm really happy to see Mr. Whale Fall today, I wonder if I can be cheeky and ask for advice for a while? ”

Yin Du and the others naturally have no opinion.

Professor Huang was a little embarrassed and said, "I still have a couplet here, I wonder if Mr. Whale Fall can help me take a look at it again?" ”

Yu Hai did not have a proud look, and said modestly: "Ask each other for advice, please speak!" ”

Professor Huang muttered slowly: "My uplink is the tide of the sea, the tide is towards the tide, and the tide is falling towards the tide."

Yu Hai didn't have to think about it, raised his eyebrows and replied: "The floating clouds are rising, they are rising and growing, and they are rising and disappearing."

Professor Huang was slightly puzzled and said, "My uplink can be changed!" ”

Yu Hai didn't care: "The next link can also be changed." ”

"Huh!" Professor Huang was a little unconvinced, but he still twisted his eyebrows and continued: "I changed the link to the tide, the tide to the tide, and the tide."

Yu Hai smiled: "The next link is changed to: floating clouds rise for a long time, rise for a long time, and disappear for a long time!" ”

Professor Huang showed a solemn look and revised again: "The tide of the sea is towards the tide, and the tide is falling!" ”

Yu Hai continued to answer with the same expression: "The floating clouds are rising, they are rising for a long time, and they are disappearing for a long time!" ”

"The tide of the sea, the tide of the tide, the tide of the tide!"

"The clouds are rising, the long is rising, the long is rising, the long is rising!"

……

The other guests of the mushroom house and the audience in the live broadcast room looked at the two people in amazement, you and I played such a pair into a flower.

"What the hell?"

Is this a couplet? I feel like a tongue twister! ”

"Is this a confrontation between the masters of the couplet?"

"Immortal fight!"

"Rock me all year!"

"I'm dizzy to hear it!"

"Whale Falls!!

"Deeply aware that I don't deserve to play couplets!"

“……”

When everyone's eyes were full of gold stars and their expressions were skeptical, the two of them finally stopped.

"The sea is towards the tide, and the tide is down!"

"The clouds rise and rise for a long time, and rise and fall for a long time!"

As the voice of the whale fell, Professor Huang on the screen also let out a long breath and sighed: "To be able to come up with such a cut of the next link in such a short time, the future is terrifying!" I can't accept it! ”

Yu Hai immediately humbled himself: "It's just luck!" ”

I was lucky enough to meet the earth.

Professor Wong only thinks he is modest.

I think this young man is not arrogant or impatient, which is very good.

He couldn't help but show his closeness and said: "I proposed the link, and the whale fell Xiaoyou Bufan also proposed one, let me use my brains?" ”

Everyone's eyes lit up, and it was a good idea.

Yu Hai pondered slightly, and said: "Okay, I thought of one, related to music: watching plum blossoms and clearing the snow alone!" ”

When everyone heard this, their faces were full of compulsion.

What does this thing have to do with music?

"It's easy, isn't it?"

"I don't see anything special!"

"I'll start with one: crowdfunding Huabei to play mahjong!"

"It's not like the level of the whale fall is raised on the upper link!"

"Is the whale fall kidding us?"

“……”

Professor Huang frowned when he heard this, hesitated slightly, and replied tentatively: "But when the bright moon comes, the wind?" ”

Yu Hai shook his head slightly.

At this moment, everyone was puzzled.

Professor Huang's answer is fine!

What's wrong?

Yin Du couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?" This is quite neat, huh? ”

Yu Hai chuckled and said, "I'm a homophonic couplet." ”

"Homonyms?"

Everyone was confused.

How is this uplink homophonic?

Where's the harmony?

In the end, Yin Du repeated a few words before he could barely taste the taste: "Alone at the plum blossoms and sweeping the snow...... do re mi fa so la xi ?”

"it!"

"Is that okay?"

"Is it really music-related?"

"It's a bit too showy."

"A musical talent, worthy of his name!"

"What kind of ghost can come up with such a link!"

"It's numb!"

“……”

(End of chapter)