Yu Hai woke up refreshed for breakfast the next day, not at all bothered by yesterday's events.

On the contrary, it was the others, who did not sleep well, with red or black eyes, obviously suffering from the devastation of their hearts.

Yu Hai was eating breakfast, looking at He Changping, who brought him side dishes, he couldn't help but yawn again, feeling that he was a little infected, obviously he was not sleepy at all.

"Why don't you go back and sleep for a while?"

Anyway, today is the last day of the week, and they can pack up and go home in the afternoon, so there shouldn't be any activities on the agenda.

He Changping thought about it, and felt that he didn't need to stand up, Yin Du and Guo Siying hadn't gotten up yet.

"Then you accompany them to do their homework, and I'll get some sleep!"

As he said that, he took off his apron, yawned again, and walked up the stairs with his slippers.

As for the Ye family brothers and sisters who also feel sleepy, don't think about it, the hard-pressed high school juniors have no sleep!

Sitting comfortably on the recliner and petting the dog, the overlord is trying to eat and has no time to compete for favor.

Yu Hai felt that he was really comfortable in the mushroom house, as long as he ignored the live balls flying around him, he felt more comfortable than at home.

and the listless Ye family brothers and sisters chatted with each other.

"How long is it until the college entrance examination?"

"It's less than two months away."

"Do you have faith?"

"It's alright!"

"Then come on!"

The dragon slayer has become an evil dragon after all.

Yu Hai suddenly remembered that when he was looking forward to school, he didn't like his neighbors and relatives to ask about his grades when they saw him.

As a result, I can only ask this when I see students now?

He couldn't help but fall into deep thought, emmm...... It seems that this is the only one that can be asked, do you want to ask them if they have any classmates they like at school?

When he was in a daze, Ye Qingfan gently put an open exercise book in front of him: "Your Highness? ”

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

Ye Qingfan scratched his head embarrassedly: "I, this, the couplet is not big, I can't get it right every time, can you see what the trick is?" ”

Couplet?

Yu Hai was confused, do students from parallel worlds want to take this test?

He picked up the workbook on it with some confusion and looked at it, and sure enough, it was a couplet topic, but it was quite simple at a glance.

Ye Qingfan said distressedly: "The teacher said that the couplets pay attention to plainness or something, I think it's hard to understand." ”

Yu Hai nodded, turned his head to look at Ye Qingzhou, and found that she was also looking at herself expectantly.

"That's it!" He couldn't help but mutter, "If you learn the rhythm of sound, it should be better." ”

"What is a vocal rhythm?"

"It's rhyme and rhythm, we usually compose poems and couplets, we can use them. For example, if you write a couplet here, it is best to pay attention to the harmony of the tone and the harmony of the tone......"

After talking for a while, Yu Hai found that not only did Ye Qingfan's eyes seem to be full of mosquito coils, but Ye Qingzhou also showed a confused look.

Yu Hai then stopped, well, it seems that he is no different from the study teacher and professor when he talks like this.

Don't hypnotize two children who are already sleepy to sleep.

Yu Hai thought for a while, got up and said, "You wait for me for a while." ”

As he spoke, he walked out of the pergola, leaving the Ye family brothers and sisters with a somewhat dazed and expectant look on their faces.

And the audience in the live broadcast room was also in high spirits.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"The Whale Fall Classroom is finally online again!"

"Move the small bench, grab the notebook, I'm ready to study seriously!"

"I was doing my homework in the study, but I was actually pulled out by my mother to watch the live broadcast!"

"Chasing stars doesn't delay studying, I'm so happy!"

"Am I the only one wondering what the whale is doing?"

"Grab the books, shall you?"

"It's impossible to hold a musical instrument, right?"

"Professor's couplet instrument, are you going to laugh at us?"

“……”

The whale landed back in the house, and a minute later, with all the anticipation and wonder on his eyes, he took out the acoustic guitar again.

？？

The Ye family brothers and sisters all had a question mark on their heads.

The same is true for the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Brother who guessed the musical instrument earlier, you won the lottery!"

"No, why do you need to be assisted by musical instruments in Chinese class?"

"I don't know how to do it!"

"Is it a trick or a divert?"

"Laugh, do you think whale fall is omnipotent? Anything will? ”

"I'm a non-believer who writes pairs, and he can still make up a song."

“……”

Yu Hai sat down with his guitar in his arms under the strange eyes of the two high school students.

Looking at the two brothers and sisters of the Ye family, he smiled and said: "The basic requirements for pairs are that the upper and lower sentences have the same number of words, the rhythm and keywords are opposite in pronunciation, and the words in the same position have similar parts of speech and relative meanings...... Doesn't that sound abstract? ”

Ye Qingfan and the others nodded stunned.

Yu Hai smiled slightly without being embarrassed: "Then let me use a specific example to illustrate!" For example, we can say that clouds versus rain, "cloud" and "rain" are both nouns, "cloud" is a flat sound word and "rain" is a sound word...... Your teacher must have talked about this, right? ”

While the two nodded again, Ye Qingfan couldn't help but complain: "The truth is probably understood, but my vocabulary is not enough, and I can't think of the right words every time." ”

Yu Hai had already expected it, and said disapprerovitically: "The vocabulary is not enough, so we will accumulate more." For example, we can memorize such comparative words, well, in order to make it easier to remember, we can turn them into songs. ”

"Huh? Can this also sing? The brother and sister asked in unison.

Yu Hai said as a matter of course: "There is nothing that cannot be written into a song." ”

Okay, is that what the little prince of music is capable of?

So, the whale landed and plucked the strings in the stunned eyes of everyone.

The soft and soothing sound of the piano and his magnetic and charming voice made the ears of those who heard it flutter slightly, and there was a feeling of being pregnant: "The clouds are against the rain, the snow is against the wind, the evening shines against the clear sky, the three-foot sword and the six-jun bow, and the north of the ridge is against the east of the river." ”

Yu Hai stopped the movements in his hand and looked at the stunned brother and sister who were already shocked: "How is it?" ”

"Listen to it!"

All right! The voices that were already excited had changed.

But am I asking this?

Yu Hai was a little speechless.

Barrage in the live broadcast room:

“？？？？”

“！！！！”

"I don't believe it, it's impossible, how can there be such a talented person in the world?"

"I've seen the limits of human talent!"

"Ten thousand blood books beg His Highness to write all the poems in the textbook into songs!"

"Why isn't my Chinese teacher a whale fall?!"

“……”

Facing the bright eyes of the two, Yu Hai smiled a little, and continued to pluck the strings in his hand and sang: "Yan Xiang is ugly and Ruan is poor, and Bai Sue is against Huang Tong." Along the leather, the same to the same, the north of Hebei to the east of Liaodong, two sideburns and one guest, the new green lining wine red, seven stars and one robe wind, Yao Shun to the common people. ”

After singing a paragraph, Yu Hai stopped: "Isn't this a lot easier to remember?" ”

"Uh-huh!" The Ye family brothers and sisters nodded again and again.

"Then let's find some such words to deal with the virtual and the real, and then put them into the tune, astronomy, geography, flowers and trees, birds and beasts, people, and utensils."

"Good!"

Soon, a crisp singing voice came out in the longing live broadcast room: "Spring to summer, autumn to winter, dusk drum to morning bell......"

The professional photographer of the director team who controls the drone skillfully controls the screen switching in the live broadcast room.

From time to time, the drone flies up and down. The beautiful scenery of the countryside in spring will be shown to everyone one by one.

Paired with a very charming singing voice.

A harmonious and beautiful appearance, all the sorrows and troubles of the previous day have been swept away.

Time passes.

I don't know how long it took, but the other guests of the mushroom house walked out of the house one after another to sit down quietly in the pergola.

When the Ye family brothers and sisters finished singing, Yu Hai stopped the guitar, Yin Du clapped his hands in admiration, and smiled enviously: "There is still a way for the whale to fall, if I can endorse like this when I am studying, I don't know how much effort I can save!" ”

He Changping nodded and said, "That's right, a tutor like Xiaoluo is the only one!" ”

Ye Qingfan said happily: "Your Highness taught me like this, I suddenly felt that it was so easy to deal with the pair!" ”

Yin Du squinted at him: "If you say so, let's practice it!" ”

"How?"

Yin Du smiled slightly: "It just so happens that we are not doing tasks today, and we are going to interact with the barrage, why don't we play the right pair with our netizens?" ”

As soon as Yin Du said this, the barrage immediately rolled up like boiling water, dazzling people.

"Broad, wide"

"It's fun!"

"What are the rules?"

"I don't want a pair, I want to talk to His Highness!"

"How can it be fun to have monkeys in pairs or something?"

"Upstairs, please start your show!"

"It's not a car to kindergarten."

“……”

Yu Hai put down the guitar and said with some curiosity: "How to play?" ”

Yin Du said: "It's very simple, we randomly select the audience to ask the question online, the audience is out of the upper link, we are on the lower link, we don't know if we don't come out, if we lose, we will agree to the little partner who made the question A request is not too much!" ”

Ye Qingfan immediately said with a bitter face when he heard this: "Teacher Yin, the difficulty of your practice is too high, didn't I lose?" ”

He Changping patted him on the shoulder: "What does it matter, isn't there still us?" Back then, I was known as the existence of the little prince of couplets. ”

Director Wang Shen on the side heard him: "Now it's fried meatballs!" ”

Before he finished speaking, He Changping's slippers had already flown over.

Yin Du looked at Yu Hai with a smile: "What are you afraid of, we have whales falling, composing poetry is easy for him, and it is definitely not a problem for pairs!" ”

Yu Hai shook his head and smiled.

Soon, the director team projected the barrage in the live broadcast room on the huge display next to the pergola.

In an instant, a dense barrage of rain generally slid past the page, dazzling and dizzying.

"Yo! Everyone is very welcoming! Yin Du said with a smile.

However, he looked at the barrage above and found that the barrage with high likes in front of him was all praising the whale's appearance, and he was a little speechless.

"Okay, okay, I know that the whale is beautiful, you fans are so reserved!" Yin Du rubbed the corners of his forehead, thought for a while, and said: "In this way, we will give you five minutes to prepare, and after these five minutes, the audience who is willing to ask the question will deduct one, and we will randomly select it." ”

As he spoke, he smiled and said, "Don't blame me for not giving you a chance, there are three chances in total, and you can't make up the number of pairs that can't be matched on the Internet." ”

Barrage:

"So I'm not sleepy!"

"I can have someone in the Chinese language and literature department."

"If you win, can you ask for anything?"

"I seem to have a brilliant idea!"

"I have an idea that I can't put into words!"

"Understood, this is to call someone!"

“……”

Just for a while, I don't know which person who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and directly posted a post on a literary forum:

"Mushroom House challenges the whole network, couplet masters, are you sure you don't want to give it a try?"

What? Couplet pen pick the whole network?

What? Whale fall challenges the whole network?

What? Can you make a request if you lose?

Even if this guy didn't provoke contradictory thoughts in the post.

Those who read this post also know that this is just a gimmick of a variety show, purely for the effect of the show, and has no intention of leading a war.

However, there are still many people who are idle and panicked on Sundays.

So it was posted for only two minutes, and it was as if a hornet's nest had been stabbed to death, and a bunch of people hulala crowded into the live broadcast room. has increased the number of viewers in the already popular live broadcast room by hundreds of thousands.

Fortunately, although there are many people in the parallel world, there are not many people who dare to spread rumors.

Otherwise, the titles of any demons and monsters may be sent out by the media.

For example, as long as you write a title, the whale pen picks the whole network: everyone here is garbage.

In the next second, Kuroko's cynicism can do things.

You must know that even with Whale Fall's character and talent, not everyone can not hate him. It's just that compared with others, he is indeed the best popular person on the Internet.

Participating in the recording of variety shows is very tempting for sailors.

In just these ten minutes, the number of barrages counted in the background of the live broadcast room is the largest since the start of the show.

Time passed quickly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room had become a dense number one.

Yin Du looked at his watch: "It's time." Come, Lao He, and bring up our three sailors. ”

With the movement of He Changping's hand, the IDs of the three barrage sailors immediately appeared on the screen.

Eating fish

His Royal Highness's little fan sister No. 2333

Ji Hua Lao Huang

From the screen name, I can't tell if it's a master.

The barrage was a voice of disappointment:

"Why not me, shady, there must be shady!"

"I just thought of a great uplink, but unfortunately it's useless!"

"Ako who doesn't seem to be very smart"

"This luck, you can buy a lottery ticket!"

"That little fan girl, you can't release water just because the opponent is your idol!"

“……”

Hello everyone, Yin Du clapped his hands: "Our staff please contact the first friend." ”

The first sailor eats fish and is reluctant to show up, so it is a voice conversation.

As soon as it was connected, a hearty laugh came: "Hahaha, is it me?" ”

Yin Du smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's you!" What's your surname, sir? ”

"Hey, hey, hey." It seems that he didn't show up, which made the person on the other end of the phone a little self-indulgent: "How do you know I'm a man?" ”

Yin Du: "......"

With such a rough voice, do you want to tell me that you are a female drop?

Brother, what are you doing?

Yin Du coughed: "Then you can introduce yourself." ”

"No introduction, no introduction!" The man said on the phone: "I'm afraid that my wife will admit that I am mistaken!" ”

This is not guaranteed.

Yin Du: "...... Then you're ready to get started! ”

"Good!" Mr. Fish Eater coughed, pondered for a while, and said, "Then I'm here!" ”

"Please!"

"Hmm...... I came out of the couplet" The man said in a deep voice: "As soon as the coffin is lifted, the soil is buried, and the world will never come again, hahaha......" After reading it, the sailor had already laughed proudly.

Mushroom House Everyone: "......"

Audience in the live broadcast room: "??? ”

(End of chapter)