Chapter Forty-Nine: Monkey Play
On the other hand, the number of live broadcasters of the competition in the Guangdong singing area of "Happy Boys" came to 8.14 million.
is more than one-third of the number of people in Zhou Le's live broadcast room, which is very lively.
The on-site director team was so happy that they scolded their mothers, the staff were so excited that they shrank their heads, the contestants were so excited that they were constipated, and the audience enjoyed it very much...... Take out your phone to look at Zhou Le.
The most pitiful are the four star mentors.
Li Chunyu couldn't cry or laugh after learning the data, and decided that the next time he saw him, he must scold Zhou Le, you fought in the ring with the fast man program team in front of the gong, and you won the battle, where do you put the show team's face?
Affected by the live broadcast of a certain livestock, the game of Fast Man became extremely dull, and everyone was not passionate.
The contestants' desire to win and lose has also faded a lot, one by one, all kinds of mistakes, out of tune, paddling when singing, humbly giving in to each other, and truly achieving friendship first and competition second.
It's disgusting!
Surnamed Zhou, that thing is disgusting!
This is the common sentiment of the contestants, who the has nothing to provoke him? Sick, right?
An audition show, it's unpopular and still playing with an egg?
There are only a few hanging hairs in our singing area to watch the competition, even if they enter the national finals, how can they compare their popularity with Zhou Le?
"Ahh The competition in the Guangdong Singing District is really exciting! ”
Zhou Legang finished singing a song in the live broadcast room, suddenly looked at the big screen on the wall and shouted, and turned the camera to share it with friends in the live broadcast room.
Yes, everyone came to see Zhou Le.
But Zhou Le was still watching the game, just watching it on mute, scanning the game process while broadcasting live.
That's the most disgusting thing.
Zhou Le talked eloquently: "Jia Qiangsheng won just now, I like his songs very much." He writes songs very spiritually, and he sings very well, which can move people......"
Jia Qiangsheng, who had just won the game, heard Zhou Le's praise in someone else's mobile phone in the background, and went directly to Bengbu.
Who the wants you to pay attention to?
You've stolen all the popularity of the show, and you're still broadcasting the results of the game over there?
Zhou Le's wave of remote commentary made him gain a large wave of negative energy, and it is estimated that forty or fifty stars broke the defense.
Really a monkey.
And then......
【Negative Energy-1】
Gunaliza is also watching my live broadcast? Is the crew so idle?
【Negative Energy-28】
it!
That little thing too? He Yalin doesn't care? Zuer will take the college entrance examination next year, and he will watch the live broadcast at night?
【Negative Energy -0.5】
Hum???
No...... Why is that?
Zhou Le, who is live broadcasting, broke his defense, what do you mean?
You said that Gu Na Lizha and Sun Zuer, the pair of Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, sucked me negative energy, and it was barely understandable, opposites attract, but Cai Jikun, why do you, who have a cock, suck Lao Tzu?
Zhou Le's happiness playing monkey was weakened a little, and then, he saw some very homogeneous barrage, and happiness occupied the high ground again.
He laughed and said, "Friends, the monkeys are coming!" There are so many monkeys! I'll recite a few words of monkey words to help you have fun. ”
"Don't let Zhou Le lead the rhythm, he is 100% fostered!"
"Zhou Le's logic makes people feel ridiculous!"
"What about you with a feature phone? Maybe you have two mobile phones? ”
"Isn't the mobile phone given by the rich woman a mobile phone?"
"Still want to wash your name? Dream on! ”
"The IQ of the otaku who beeps is not high, and it is easy to be taken into rhythm."
This last sentence is really brain-dead.
The quality of those people's water army is worrying, and they scold the otaku at the beep station, isn't this looking for death?
Zhou Ledu burst out laughing: "Hahaha...... These monkeys are so crazy, beep brothers, can this be endured? Monkey play, monkey play, all play! ”
The otaku were angry and turned on the squirting mode, using the special terms of the two-dimensional and ghost animal worlds, the sense of yin and yang weird thieves.
Those trolls can't understand it at all, let alone fight back.
Only Zhou Le's female fans are still arguing stupidly, especially naïve:
"My brother went to the hospital for identification, why don't you believe it?"
"Brother has a certificate!"
"You're going to ruin his future."
"Brother is not afraid, we will always believe in you!"
"Come on, brother, be a virgin for life!"
Zhou Le picked up the guitar, played it casually, and explained: "Brothers at the beep station, these are my female fans, cute, right?" You can tease them, just don't make them cry! ”
Otaku: "Roger!" Teasing them! ”
In the live broadcast room, there was a happy and peaceful atmosphere, beeping otaku and sand sculpture netizens, playing monkeys and teasing female fans, which was overwhelmingly happy.
Shanghai, in a suburban rental house.
Xiaomei burst into tears: "Ahhh......hh Why? My brother has clearly identified it, woo ah......hhh
Zhang Xiaolun comforted him very hard: "Are you stupid? Whether the man is a place or not cannot be identified, and Zhou Le's identification is fake, teasing the sunspots. ”
"Haah~ Isn't that brother able to prove his innocence?"
"He's innocent!"
"Why?"
"Hey~"
Zhang Xiaolun, Zhou Le's little black fan, only heard from the group that Zhou Le was live on the beep station on the way home from overtime.
As soon as I got home, I pulled my girlfriend Xiaomei to watch.
Xiao Lun is an old otaku, before Fan Zhoule, he didn't post Zhou Le's ghost animal videos at the beep station, and after Fan Zhoule, he ...... Sent more diligently.
Because of the same fan Zhou Le, Zhang Xiaolun and his girlfriend Xiaomei have become more affectionate, and they have unlocked many new postures.
For example, this trick uprooted the weeping willows.
Knowing that Brother Zhou Le had proven his innocence, Xiaomei trembled with joy: "Ah~ Brother is so handsome when he looks upside down......"
Zhang Xiaolun smashed Huanglong and poured out: "Hiss~~~ The number of people in the live broadcast room is almost 30 million!" ”
Zhou Le also noticed it and was startled.
The dog's beep station was deliberate, right? Taking advantage of Zhou Le's hot event, fans of the crazy sucking fruit video.
Obviously, the beep station has attracted traffic to Zhou Le's live broadcast room.
The data is too explosive.
forced Wang Zhoule to start working again: "What, there are almost 30 million people in the live broadcast room, taking advantage of the large number of people, I will make a statement to you again, I, Zhou Le, have not been supported by a rich woman." ”
Zhang Chong: "Yes, he was so poor that he couldn't afford instant noodles before. ”
Zhou Le: "How expensive instant noodles are! What do you say about me online? was raised by a rich woman, and then, with a very bad temper and a perverted personality, he likes to abuse and beat...... These two things are contradictory, you know? ”
"Oh?"
"It's the rich woman looking for someone, she may have a lot of conditions, but first he has to be obedient and obedient, right? I have a very bad temper, how did I get taken a fancy to a rich woman? ”
"Makes sense!"
"Can't the rich woman think about it? Is the rich woman brainless? Is the rich woman spending money to find someone to scold herself and beat herself, to find guilt? ”
"What if it's a rich woman?"
Zhang Chong is also a dead house and knows a lot.
Zhou Le was speechless for a while, and said excitedly: "You...... What kind of offensive kind of praise? Get lost! Do you know a rich woman? Do you know the rich woman? Only someone who really knows a rich woman will tell you this, uh......"
Does Zhou Le understand a rich woman?
Zhang Chong: "Brother, is there still a shortage of rich women?" ”
The barrage is all about: hahahahaha......
Crack someone up.
Zhou Le knows how to do the whole thing, and the last turn is amazing. Without three years of cerebral thrombosis, I can't think of these words.
Isn't that more exciting than the game next door?