Chapter 50: Zhou Le Poisons
Although Zhou Le is handsome, he has no idol baggage at all, and he is completely shameless in his whole work.
As long as I don't have a face, I won't be ashamed!
The aggressive Zhang rushed to the toilet, and he habitually urinated frequently.
Lin Zihao, the head of the pot, sat down: "Boss, I'm afraid you're angry with those black, haha!" ”
Zhou Le: "Then I have to help them!" Blow "Monkey Trick" again, the new monkeys should listen carefully! ”
Click......
After blowing a song, Zhou Le was triumphant: "I'm like this, whoever makes me unhappy, I'll be happy from him!" Just don't mess with me. ”
Hengdian, a crew dormitory.
Guna Liza took her assistant to watch the live broadcast while eating supper.
Cool back?
Or...... Next time I try to provoke him?
"Xiaoqin, how did I get whitewashed? Why can't I read it? ”
Xiaoqin is the assistant assigned to Guna Liza by Sugar Man Pictures, and is responsible for watching Gu Na Liza not get into trouble again.
Xiaoqin explained: "Actually, it's very simple, the key is Zhou Le's mobile inquiry sheet, which shows that Zhou Le's real-name verified mobile phone number has been used for four years, and it has been a 2G mobile network, which proves that it is a copycat feature phone." And there is a payment record every month, which proves that it has been in use, and it was not upgraded to a 4G card until a few days ago. ”
Gu Nalizha ate the bun with a bulging face: "And then? ”
Xiaoqin sighed: "Hey~ That is to say, Zhou Le has been using a feature phone for so many years, there is no smartphone, and there is no WeChat message, and the screenshots of his chat are fake." ”
Gunaliza tilted her head: "What if the rich woman really gave him a smartphone?" ”
Xiaoqin: "Why did Zhou Le still use a feature phone?" If he likes to use feature phones, why did he change to a smartphone a few days ago? It's a contradiction! ”
Gu Naliza was stunned: "Do you understand?" I suspect you're talking nonsense. ”
Xiaoqin rolled her eyes: "In short, all the rumors are self-defeating!" Moreover, in the fake screenshot of hacking him, there is his very secret real information, and netizens are not stupid, they must know that he was maliciously framed. ”
Gunaliza: "I still don't understand, but I believe you." ”
Xiaoqin looked sad, and it was so hard to explain to her, netizens are not stupid, just you are stupid.
Zhou Le dared to call the police in the live broadcast room, and there would be a ghost if there was a problem!
It's so tiring.
It's too tiring to be an assistant to this sister.
Xiaoqin couldn't bear it, so she took some food and went back to her room, the room where the assistant lived was definitely not as good as the star.
Gunaliza also shook his head and sighed: "Hey! This little assistant is stupid, I can't understand the words, or I'm happy to be smart, wow~ I'm happy with this chest muscle...... Suck and slip~"
Is this something I can watch?
I'm afraid I'm going to have strange dreams again at night......
Recently, she has always dreamed of Zhou Le, which makes Sister Zha particularly annoyed.
So, she decided to stop the dream from happening!
I can't affect the quality of sleep, and I have to work tomorrow for the sake of work...... I can do it!
After washing, she hugged the tablet and went to bed.
Silk pajamas were tossed out of the covers and slipped onto the soft carpet.
Gu Nalizha blushed and shrunk in the quilt, only revealing a small head, staring at Zhou Le on the screen stupidly: "Isn't Brother Le still on the air?" Do you want to broadcast until the end of the fast man competition? You're so bad, I like ...... so much."
Sister Zha looked at the screen reverently, her eyes watery, and her ears and neck slowly climbed up to the red glow.
After some time, Gunaliza collapsed in bed exhausted.
Relieved~
Sister Zha turned her head with satisfaction, and the handsome Zhou Le and his neurotic brothers were playing and singing beautiful songs in the live broadcast room.
Red umbrella umbrella white pole
After eating, lay down the board together
Lying planks bury mountains and mountains
Friends and relatives came to eat
There are red umbrellas in the rice
Eat completely buried in the mountains of the village
The coming year will be full of red umbrellas
……
This is Zhou Le's so-called new song, which is simply not too magical.
The otaku and otaku of the barrage immediately swiped the screen:
"Poisoned!"
"Zhou Le's big drug lord harmed me again......"
"Oh my ears!"
"This song is sure to take the ghost animal area by storm......"
"The Root of All Evil~"
"It's madness!"
"When the anti-narcotics brigade comes, you have to jump for a while."
"It's too brainwashed to stand it~"
"It's over! I'm brainwashed by this new song again! ”
"I'm poisoned too!"
But netizens from other places were confused the whole time, what are they talking about? I know every word, but I don't know what it means, Zhou Le is a drug lord?
It turned out that Zhou Le's song "Jio with Chicken" swept the entire beep station.
However, the most famous is another song "The Name of the Father-in-law", which tells the story of Lu Bu, Lu Bu among the people, the red rabbit in the horse, Fang Tian draws a halberd, and stabs the father-in-law......
Behind the glory hangs a string of righteous fathers~
It is said that the inspiration came from Zhou Le's being scolded by Heizi as a family slave with four surnames (participating in the fourth-class draft), and the creator immediately thought of Lu Bu.
Zhou Le personally reposted the video again, and took the lead in spoofing his own songs, the dead house and sand sculptures joined one after another, and those ghost animal videos were demonic brainwashing and unstoppable, which was simply toxic.
Because of his courage to laugh at himself and the spirit of spoofing, Zhou Le is very popular at the beep station, and his image is positive.
Zhou Le continued to release poison, and the four brothers were having fun......
Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends
False benevolence, false righteousness, false gentleness
Coax me to your house
In the middle of the night, you drove me away
In the middle of the night, you drove me away
……
Another song.
Zhou Le can be called a walking Divine Comedy maker.
The audience sent barrages one after another to beg Zhou Le to receive his magical powers, and he really couldn't stand it.
Zhou Le is a little unsatisfied, I have a lot of demonic divine comedies, and it's not expensive, don't you beep station like to play ghost animals the most? Come on!
At this point, Hei Zhoule's barrage has disappeared, and the combat effectiveness of fat houses and sand sculpture netizens is too strong.
Only Zhou Le's female fans are still brushing innocently: my brother's music is so beautiful.
Gan!
The sunspots are not as outrageous as them.
However, for the sake of the audience's physical and mental health, Zhou Le still chose to stop, and the time was not too early, and if the live broadcast continued, "Happy Boys" was over.
At this moment, the number of people in Zhou Le's live broadcast room has reached an outrageous 35.19 million.
He picked up the guitar and said, "Brothers, happy times are always short-lived, and that's all for today's live broadcast." Finally, I will sing "Monkey Tricks" to everyone again, yes, this song has lyrics. ”
Still coming?
The suona in "Monkey Play" is enough to brainwash, and you still have lyrics?
The audience wailed all over the field, but they didn't run, and they listened to the Divine Comedy one by one, which is more interesting than the fast man's broken tune, right?
Wow~
The drums and accompaniment sounded, and the tacit understanding of the Lezi funeral group did not need to be said.
Zhou Le said: "Black my monkeys, I know you are still watching my live broadcast, are you cheap?" This song is for you, listen to it on my knees! ”
Shake your hands every day and be in good spirits
Shake your hands every day and be in good spirits
Lalala~
【Negative Energy +140】
【Negative Energy +219】
【Negative Energy +555】
……
Mock on the face, this is not a defense break but a wall!
You're so poisonous!!