Chapter 144: Elegance
Of course, Xiaotong can't compare to Zhou Le, even when he was the most popular, his popularity and popularity were less than half of Zhou Le's, let alone now, now he is a little pasty coffee.
It's not that I didn't force the numbers in my heart, the main thing is jealousy.
Zhou Le is not only more popular than him, but even his proud height of 190 has been suppressed by Zhou Le.
This is not the most angry, what makes Yu Xiaotong the most angry is that everyone is looking for his sister to fall in love, why is the sister he found is Fan Shuangshuang, the first sister of Huayu, and my sister is just a little actor.
Who doesn't want the best beauty in the world?
Moreover, I just found a sister who is ten years older, but he found a sixteen-year-old sister, and it was officially announced that if he wants to win, he can only find a twenty-year-old older person to marry in situ......
A naΓ―ve and stupid desire to win.
This kid is not bad, but he is naΓ―ve, his family conditions are too good, his debut starting point is a bit high, and he didn't find his position.
On the side, Hai Lu watched Zhou Lesao talk a basket, calmly and calmly played with reporters, and couldn't help sighing: "This guy is really good at talking, and every sentence is a breaking point." β
Yu Xiaotong was even more unhappy, holding his breath in his heart.
At this time, a reporter asked Zhou Le: "Some people say that you can come to "Let's Cross" as a resident guest, it is Fan Shuangshuang's resources that you have to give you, what do you have to say about this?" β
Zhang Liguo didn't help, he just wanted to see Zhou Le play freely.
The interview about the content of the show has long been completed, and now it is the gossip session, and the audience can do whatever they like to watch.
Zhou Le: "What is there to say?" You don't think that this program resource is very powerful, right? All I can say is that poverty limits your imagination. β
The reporter said, "What other good resources did she give you?" β
Zhou Le: "I made a MV for my new album, and Sister Shuang came to play the heroine for me for free, but I was afraid that the shooting would not be gorgeous enough, so she gave me 5,000 out of her own pocket." β
The reporters were frightened: "Ah......"
There was also a commotion at the scene.
Five thousand is not five thousand dollars, everyone knows that the unit is ten thousand.
Isn't this more exaggerated than being raised?
In fact, it was an investment, and Sister Shuang also had to share the money when the album was sold, not to give money to Zhou Le for nothing.
However, Zhou Le is reluctant to explain, these people can understand how they like, many people are only willing to believe what they want to believe, and the truth is actually nothing to say.
Yu Xiaotong was very envious, why was his life so good? I knew that Fan Shuangshuang was so easy to catch......
Zhou Le continued to pretend: "You don't think this is the end, right?" She also helped me invite first-line female stars such as Yang Mi, Tang Yan, and Di Reliba to play my MV. After a while, he will take me to "Lu Yu has an appointment" to officially and frankly announce the relationship. At the end of the year, she will help me do a concert tour, and next year she will invest in making a movie for me, and she will also help me introduce luxury endorsements. In a year, it's probably a little bit, is it too much? β
The crowd was furious, they had never seen such a brazen person!
Do you have any reason to eat soft rice?
Are you still grateful for eating soft rice?
It's too late for other artists to clarify, but it's good for him to take the initiative to burst out more soft rice resources.
Jin Shenzhu looked at Zhou Le with a look of admiration, the master brother really protects his girlfriend, with his musical strength and coffee position, he doesn't need Fan Shuangshuang to give resources at all, but he didn't explain, a god-like man!
The reporter said, "Why are you so reasonable? Do you think these are all deserved? β
Zhou Le: "I also eat the resources I don't deserve, if I refuse, the fat girl will have low self-esteem, think I don't like her enough, think she's old or something." β
The reporter was completely rectified, melon.
You eat soft rice, forget it, you still say that your girlfriend is fat? Old?
In fact, if Sister Shuang hears this, she will definitely be happy, from the happiness of play.
Zhou Le said again: "Besides, who she gives these resources to, it's the most cost-effective for me, because I'm more popular than other artists, and I can earn it back." Can you name three traffic idols who are more popular than me? Gives you ten seconds. β
The reporter was shocked, and he really couldn't say it, because there was no one at all.
Zhang Xingyi can't compare to Zhou Le.
Zhou Le: "Besides, can I create the two that are more popular than me?" Is it good to have my singing skills? Do you have many masterpieces of mine? Am I young? β
The reporter cracked and turned back to mark his sentence in bold and red.
Let the fans of those two families squirt him to death!
Zhou Lecai is not afraid, he belongs to the type that gets blacker and redder.
Zhang Liguo is not afraid of things, Zhou Le's remarks can be best quarreled on the Internet, the fame of the show is out, and the effect of the media meeting has been achieved.
Jin Shenzhu was very shocked, it turned out that when he was interviewed in China, could he tell the truth casually?
I also want to learn from the master brother, it's so cool to talk like this!
The reporters couldn't please Zhou Le, so they went to interview other people, and when they asked Yu Xiaotong, the questions were also very tricky:
"Yu Xiaotong, do you think you can do a good variety show?"
"I'll try!"
"So, in your consciousness, you think that the effect of variety shows can be made by hard work?"
"Study hard, work hard, perform hard! Show a real me in the show. β
"But the real you are not attractive."
"I ......"
"Why are you keen to fall in love with female artists who are older than you? Like Zhou Le, do you want your sister's resources? β
"I'm not, I'm ...... Single. I like to be on my own! β
"You've relied on yourself all the way?"
"Yes!"
"So, you went from being Xiaohong when you debuted to now that no one remembers you, and you did it all on your own?"
"Uh......"
"Do you know what stages the history of human evolution is divided into when you do a historical exploration reality show?"
"Huh?"
Finished.
Laughter rang out from the scene.
Yu Xiaotong blushed and was at a loss, panicked, embarrassed and angry.
Compared to Zhou Le, his rank is too low.
Zhou Le helped him out of the siege and said: "It is divided into four stages: early ape-man, late ape-man, early Homo sapiens, and late Homo sapiens, of course, there are other ways to classify it, for example, the process of human evolution can also be divided into four stages: ape human, primitive human, homo sapiens, and modern human. β
Even if he covered up the embarrassment in the past, the reporters did not continue to embarrass Yu Xiaotong on Zhou Le's face, for fear that Zhou Le would scare people.
They asked about the Golden God Pillar instead.
"Jin Shenzhu, did you come to record this show to make money, or to test the Chinese market?"
Jin Shenzhu: "Originally, it was to make money, but later, it became a star chaser." β
Reporter: "Chasing stars? β
The translation assistant confirmed and said, "Yes, he said he was here to chase stars." β
The reporter was curious: "Are you a fan of what they say?" β
Several artists also looked at each other, and finally locked their eyes on Zhang Liguo, and Director Zhang himself was also very curious.
Jin Shenzhu: "My idol is Zhou Le, I have heard his rap songs, which are very, very good, and he has created a new and very good rap style and path, especially the song "In the Name of the Father", which is simply a god-like work. Moreover, Zhou Le's senior is very good, he has been taking care of me and teaching me a lot of rap music, thank you very much! β
The assistant was full of discomfort and translated the words that praised Zhou Le.
The reporters expressed their skepticism, you said that Zhou Le's song is good, but you say that others are good, forgive you for not agreeing, he doesn't even take care of his girlfriend and still takes care of you?
"When did you start fanning about Zhoule?"
"Today."
"Uh......"
"He also taught me to play games, a very good big brother, and I'm going to enjoy and learn from his other works."
"No, you're a year older than him."
"No, no, no, you have an ancient Chinese saying, which is called Wendao has a succession of skills and specializations, in my heart he is my brother, and he also taught me Chinese."
Ooh~
As long as you don't have an old Korean saying.
The reporters are also a little admired, although this guy can't see people, he still did some homework when he came to China to record the show, unlike some artists, who don't know anything.
Jin Shenzhu showed off a newly learned Chinese: "Look at the melon babies, Lao Tzu's name is Jin Shenzhu, you can call me Zhuzi." β
"Hahaha......"
The audience burst into laughter, and then gave him a round of applause, congratulations on being cheated by Zhou Le, just say, how can Zhou Le be a good person, he is not even a human.
Jin Shenzhu was beaming, and it was really cool to learn from idols to tell the truth, but it was a pity that he could only be interviewed like this in China.
Soon, the meeting ended, and the staff took the reporters to eat and receive red envelopes, which is also a routine operation, and people will write it to you if they don't give any benefits, of course, people like Zhou Le who catch reporters to death will also write red envelopes.
The artists moved to another small hall, where they had to record a mini-game before dinner tonight, and the official recording will be made tomorrow.
While waiting, Zhou Le said to Jin Shenzhu, who loved to come to him: "Pillar, you just spoke Chinese very well, and the reporters really like you." β
"Crab, brother taught me very well."
Jin Shenzhu was complacent and was praised by his idol brother, his English is so good.
"Puff~"
Huang Xiaolei, who was passing by, laughed, and then punched Zhou Le, who was cheating the stick, and it was quite heavy.
Bang bang.
Zhou Le was shocked, why does it hurt so much for these sisters to beat people?
This punch topped Fan Shuangshuang and punched him a hundred times, of course, when Sister Shuang beat Fan Pipi, it was also very violent.
Speaking of Sister Shuang, Zhou Le remembered that it was time to video with her, and he said that he would give her the video when he returned to Shudu, but Zhou Le forgot about it, and spent the afternoon chatting with Di Reliba, who was afraid of starring in the MV, and was angry with her.
Zhou Le thought about it, put her angry to death, and see how she transformed herself.
γDing! γ
γDihua +1%γ
Yes?
Zhou Le hurriedly flipped through the last WeChat message with Di Reliba, and he posted: "With your appearance, Dihua has grabbed a lot of money on the streets, and it's too much of a loss to spend money to invite you to play the MV." β
Can this also be Di? What logic?
I don't understand.
Dialing Fan Shuangshuang's video, she was wearing a revealing Tang Palace costume and was so beautiful that Jin Shenzhu was stunned, and then came back to her senses and avoided a little more embarrassedly.
Fan Shuangshuang said softly: "You've arrived?" β
Zhou Le: "It's already here, I've finished the press conference, and I'm waiting for the recording of the mini-game." β
"Why didn't you video me earlier?"
"You're teaching me to do things?"
"Poof, gob, goe, goe, ......"
Huang Xiaolei passed by again and gave Zhou Le another punch.
Nation~
"Ahh
Zhou Le was speechless.
The other artists also laughed, and praised Huang Xiaolei for playing well, this thing is too bad, that is, Fan Shuangshuang is used to him.
Later, everyone found out that Zhou Le was really strong in front of Fan Shuangshuang, and he dared to say anything, but it was a strong woman who was soft and cute, and she was flattering Zhou Le and making him happy.
Zhou Le and the fat girl chatted briefly, hung up, and the recording of the show was about to start.
When Dai Mai, Huang Xiaolei came over and asked, "The Fan Shuangshuang you know is not the same person as the Fan Shuangshuang we know?" β
Zhou Le coaxed: "Can that be the same?" Does she dare to be good in front of me? If you don't do it, I'll clean her up. β
Huang Xiaolei looked disgusted: "Lao Tzu really wants to beat you to death!" You pretending to be a coward! β
Zhou Le: "Don't force me, I don't usually beat women outside." β
Huang Xiaolei: "Fight at home? Huh~"
She immediately understood, of course, this fight is not the kind of domestic violence, but the kind of play that is very hilarious.
Soon the game session began, a very simple game, pick a team.
Eight steaks are served on the long dining table.
Director Zhang sat opposite: "Everyone has arrived, there are eight steaks here, the four on the left are five ripe, and the one on the right is fully cooked, you each choose your favorite to eat." β
Actually, Zhou Le likes five-ripe steak because it is very tender.
This is definitely tomorrow's grouping choice.
But seeing that Yu Xiaotong and Hai Lu chose this side, Zhou Le immediately went to the other side, and the fully cooked steak was fine.
Zhou Le is such a shrewd person, he has long seen that Xiaotong is dissatisfied with him, so it is best not to be in a group with an incompetent and jealous person like him, as long as he doesn't mess with me, otherwise Brother Le can also sneak him around in the show, play with him on the hot search, and slip him out of the psychological shadow.
Although Jin Shenzhu wanted to be in a group with Zhou Le, he didn't dare to choose first, so he let a few seniors go first, and in the end, Shen Cheng, Zhang Hanyu and Huang Xiaolei all chose Zhou Le's side, so he had to choose the other side.
When eating, the artists are very elegant, but definitely not as elegant as Zhou Le.
Zhou Le cut the steak on the plate into thin strips, then put on a napkin, took out a small bag of chili noodles from his pocket and put it on the plate, then took a fork and forked the beef to dip the chili noodles, and wiped his mouth with a napkin after taking a bite.
Jin Shenzhu was stunned, can you still eat Western food like this? Idol brother is so handsome!
Shen Cheng laughed and deformed, and also tried his steak to dip in chili noodles: "Huh?!" Not to mention, it tastes surprisingly good! β
Huang Xiaolei asked, "Zhou Le, who taught you to eat steak like this?" β
Zhou Le rolled up a ball of pasta with a fork again, dipped a little chili noodles in his mouth and chewed, and wiped his mouth: "Do you still need someone to teach you to eat?" How to eat not to eat? β
Yu Xiaotong couldn't help but say, "Didn't Fan Shuangshuang take you to eat steak?" β
This is a bit unfriendly, ironically mocking Zhou Le who has never seen the world.
Zhou Le pointed at him with a fork: "You want to call Teacher Fan Shuangshuang." β
Yu Xiaotong gritted his teeth: "Yes, Teacher Fan Shuangshuang." β
Zhou Le then answered his question: "When Sister Shuang took me to eat steak, she would bring chili noodles herself, because many high-end Western restaurants do not have chili noodles. β
Huang Xiaolei: "Huh? The goddess specially brought you chili noodles? Why is your face so big? β
Zhou Le: "Isn't this what she should do?" β
Fork a lump of broccoli, dip some chili noodles in it, and throw it into your mouth.
Elegance never goes out of style~
Huang Xiaolei suddenly lost her ability to manage her expressions, and she showed her long nails and began to scratch the table, she really wanted to beat him! If it weren't for the camera......
Except for the unhappy Yu Xiaotong, several others laughed, sure enough, there was only the wrong name and no wrong nickname, forcing the king is forcing the king, pretending to be forced all the time, forcing each other.
Zhang Liguo on the other side also grinned, isn't the effect of the show there?
After Zhou Le finished eating broccoli, he nodded slightly: "Digging lotus root ~ It tastes good, but the steak fried in rapeseed oil is even better." β
Director Zhang Liguo directly covered his face and laughed wildly, tears came out of his eyes, damn, this slut.
Huang Xiaolei jumped up and hit Zhou Le, and smashed several punches on his back: "I don't care!" Lao Tzu is going to beat him! β
After the fight, I finally got comfortable.
Shen Cheng and Song Xiaobao were asking Zhou Le what he said in English.
Huang Xiaolei stroked her hair: "He said it tasted good, but frying steak in rapeseed oil would be better." Fried steak in rapeseed oil, neuropathy ......"
Zhou Le: "I just fried it for my grandmother yesterday, and it was really delicious." First put rapeseed oil and fry both sides, then turn off the low heat and add butter, pour for two minutes, sprinkle some chili noodles and coriander, the taste is quite good. β
Huang Xiaolei directly rolled her eyes, she didn't dislike Zhou Letu, she quite liked Zhou Le's character, but she was suddenly pretended by him, which was very unhappy.
She complained directly: "I really don't understand what Sister Shuang likes about you, except for being handsome and talented, you are useless." β
Zhou Le shrugged and said, "I don't understand why she can't think about it......"
There was another burst of laughter at the scene.
Yu Xiaotong followed with a fake laugh twice, and found that the girlfriend next to him was laughing forward and backwards, and he was even more unhappy.
Haylou smiled: "It's really the first time I've seen someone who can be so handsome and so funny!" Aren't the ceilings all that cool? β
Yu Xiaotong is sour, I'm also handsome, the ceiling is amazing?
Zhou Le said: "Sister, I'm also cool, they are too cool on the surface, I'm cool inside." β
Haylou: "Poofhahaha......"
Laughing on the table, keep slapping the table.
Yu Xiaotong's face darkened, and she had a feeling that her girlfriend was molested by someone else, Neiku was not a good word, and she laughed shamelessly.
Zhou Le deliberately teased Hailu, because just now Yu Xiaotong said that Fan Shuangshuang was shuang, although he was ironic about Zhou Le, but Zhou Le didn't mind, what he minded was that Yu Xiaotong didn't add the word teacher to the end of Sister Shuang's name, he was not worthy.
Shen Cheng asked tentatively: "May I ask if you are such a cool insider, are you also divided into triangles and four corners?" β
Zhou Le: "There are also T-shaped ones." β
Sister Zha's favorite.
Song Xiaobao: "I know the trapezoid, the top is small and the bottom is thick......"
Haylou slid under her chair with her hands and laughed wildly, not even having the strength to stand up, her hair messing up into a nest.
Yu Xiaotong glanced at her with disgust, turned his head and sulked.
In front of everyone, in front of all the audience, are you happy to expose you to those who are still smiling so undignified?
Everyone but the stick was laughing, laughing like crazy.
Huang Xiaolei beat Zhou Le again, what kind of car do you drive without a driver's license?
Director Zhang hurriedly shouted to stop: "Okay, Zhou Le, pay attention, otherwise I will call the police and arrest you!" There is a staff below, on the contract. β
This is a fake contract, which is to engage in variety show effects, and by the way, I will give the show a little bit of force, to the effect that the history of this show is highly restored, and you can't carry any modern items during filming, and you are not allowed to give up halfway, let alone pose and perform.
In fact, Director Zhang Liguo has made it very clear that this show has no script, only a framework, that is, the rules of the game and the tasks are set, and how to play is the guest's own business.
It is precisely because of the high degree of freedom that Zhou Le agreed to join, he doesn't like shows with a strong sense of constraint and heavy script traces.
For example, Zhou Le participated in an issue of "The Idol is Coming" before, and the performance was too obvious.
After everyone signed the contract and the recording ended, everyone went to the restaurant for dinner.
After dinner, Zhang Liguo proposed that everyone drink a little, familiarize themselves with the program in advance, and everyone said yes, so they found a hotel reception room to drink behind closed doors, so that it is convenient to smoke and drink and open the yellow cavity, and it is not easy to be photographed.
Zhou Le fooled Jin Shenzhu to drink high-grade liquor, which was so spicy that this guy called his mother.
However, in the end, Zhu Zi still liked baijiu and toasted his predecessors like Zhou Le, but he couldn't drink too much at a time.
Yu Xiaotong also got up and saluted everyone, and talked a few words, but skipped Zhou Le.
Apparently deliberately.
Zhou Le pretended not to see it, turned his head and went to find Hyluga's WeChat, and showed her the video of Zhou Le, a ghost animal standing on the beep, laughing so much that she leaned forward and backwards and kept the sound of geese.
Hai Lu has never seen such a handsome and humorous male star, and soon chatted with Zhou Le, but forgot to talk to Yu Xiaotong.
Yu Xiaotong gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't dare to show it, and they didn't make it public.
Then, he saw Hai Lu's face blushing, and he smiled, and slapped Zhou Le twice with a smile, just like flirting and scolding.
Yu Xiaotong couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?" β
Haylou said shamefully, "He just told me a joke, nothing ......"
Yu Xiaotong: "What kind of joke? β
Zhou Le: "Don't ask around children, this is a joke that only adults can hear." β
Yu Xiaotong: "......"
At night.
Hailu told Yu Xiaotong the cold joke of the high-speed stag, and trembled with laughter as he spoke, Yu Xiaotong's face turned pale, he didn't believe it was this joke at all, what was so funny about it?
Zhou Le must have said some ugly joke, Hailu didn't dare to tell me, and he just found a joke to lie to me, it's really shameful......
On the second day, before dawn, the artists boarded the bus of the program group.
Zhou Le came to Hailu's side: "Lulu, is there anyone here?" β
Haylou smiled: "Nobody, you can sit here, there are people to talk to on the road." β
The corners of Yu Xiaotong's eyes jumped, and he felt a sense of shame of being kicked in front of him, that woman was really *****, and you agreed when he called you Lulu? And take the initiative to invite him to sit next to you?
Angry, Yu Xiaotong picked up her mobile phone and sent her a WeChat message, constantly questioning and scolding, but there was no response from the other end.
When I turned my head to look, I was so angry that I vomited blood.
Why is she playing with Zhou Le and turning the red rope? Fingers rubbing fingers, face to face, and laughing.
In the end, Yu Xiaotong couldn't bear it anymore, and ran to Zhang Liguo's side in front to complain quietly, saying that Zhou Le was molesting his girlfriend.
Zhang Liguo held the thermos cup: "You are persecuted paranoia, right?" Can he take a fancy to your girlfriend? People have Fan Shuangshuang, and they ......"
And it's not just Fan Shuangshuang, I can't say anything about it, your girlfriend's appearance is almost that meaningful.
Yu Xiaotong: "He called her Lulu and played games with her." β
Zhang Liguo took a look: "Isn't this good, to enhance understanding, you can collide with sparks in the show." β
"There's already a spark now!"
"Get out! I believe in Zhou Le. β
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Zhou Le had a good time with Sister Hailu, and helped her brush her hair, which is called an elegance.
(End of chapter)