Chapter 145: Zhou Le is thigh

Yu Xiaotong thought that he had known Teacher Liguo for many years, and he would stand on his side, but he didn't expect that he also favored Zhou Le, and his mood was even more irritable and angry.

How can Zhang Liguo care about these things?

You and Hailu didn't make it public, seeing how powerful Zhou Le is, you dragged your family to establish a relationship with Fan Shuangshuang's official announcement.

Besides, your girlfriend can't have a little bit of her own life? You don't care about turning over a red rope with a partner, what kind of caution are you doing? Zhou Le didn't know that it was his girlfriend.

Zhou Le knows.

Although no one told him, isn't that obvious? Zhou Le's emotional intelligence is not low, he just doesn't use it much.

Among the guests, only Jin Shenzhu didn't know, but this was because of the language barrier rather than being stupid.

A few hours later, the car drove into the mountains and arrived at the recording location of the program.

Zhou Le got out of the car, waited at the door of the car gentlemanly, and led Huang Xiaolei, who was wearing a dress and high heels, to get out of the door, where the ladder is very steep, and ladies are easy to fall.

"Thank you!"

Huang Xiaolei said with a big grin.

Zhou Le then went to take Hailu again, and the latter naturally put his hand on it and slowly got out of the car.

Behind, Yu Xiaotong was so angry that his facial features were deformed, he walked behind his girlfriend, just wanted to talk to her, and asked her why she wanted to sit with Zhou Le, and she was so ambiguous, but she didn't expect her to hold Zhou Le's hand, and she was so angry......

"Thank you~"

Haylou thanked him gently.

Zhou Le walked side by side with her: "Hey~ I just want to hold Huang Xiaolei's sister's little hand." ”

Haylou sneered: "What? You have a goddess Fan Shuangshuang, and Xiaolei is married, and the children are not young. ”

Zhou Le: "What do you want, Lulu?" Didn't you see her hit me like that yesterday? I just want to touch her to see if she has refined the iron sand palm, that strength is ten times greater than yours, a proper female man. ”

Hailu covered her mouth: "Haha~ You be quiet, don't be heard." ”

Yu Xiaotong walked behind the two of them, impotent and furious.

It's not Huang Xiaolei who he wants to pull at all, it's you, you shameless woman, can't you hear this? Still with him, you and me......

However, he has no choice, because Zhang Liguo warned him not to be too intimate with his girlfriend in the program group, and not to disclose the relationship between couples in the group, the most taboo in the workplace is workplace couples, what do you let other guests think?

So he could only hold back, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

"Ouch~"

The mountain road was rough, and Hailu almost fell.

Zhou Le grabbed her, and then let go of his hand: "Lulu, did you smear lard on your body?" So slippery? ”

Hailu was angry and laughed and chased after Zhou Le: "I hate it~ You just smeared lard, it's obviously sunscreen......"

Yu Xiaotong's whole person is not good: "......"

He found that the weeds on the side of the road were greener, swaying in the wind, very arrogant and mocking.

I don't know which tendon is wrong, he rushed to the side of the road to kick the grass, and then the grass gave him a big fight, this thing fell a dog to eat, ah, a coquettish cry, scared the staff hurriedly came to help, for fear that the guests would lose their minds and go crazy.

And at this moment, his girlfriend was not far ahead, eating the ...... that Zhou Le fed her Thatched core.

Haylou jumped up happily: "Wow! It's really delicious, and it's a little sweet. ”

Yu Xiaotong felt that grass was growing on his head......

After a while, the group arrived at a flat land on the side of the winding mountain road, where the program team had already set up the machine, and the red carpet was actually laid on the uneven ground full of gravel.

Artists ask staff to help put on microphones.

Yu Xiaotong seized the opportunity to approach Zhou Le and said in a low voice: "Hailu is my girlfriend, don't go too far, otherwise don't blame me for being polite." ”

Zhou Le looked down at him: "My girlfriend is Fan Shuangshuang, she is absolutely beautiful in the world!" Liza is mine too. ”

Mean, I can take a fancy to your girlfriend?

Yu Xiaotong was insulted even more, he was more than one, and he was even more suspicious.

Then, Hailu slipped over and complained to Yu Xiaotong: "I just saw the WeChat message, are you sick?" Can you be generous? He just hasn't acted before, so he asked me to talk about some things that need to be prepared to join the group. ”

Yu Xiaotong: "Heh~ You two are about to pick it up and nibble on ......"

Haylou stamped away.

She really thinks that her boyfriend is very stingy, Zhou Le is so sunny and atmospheric, a boy, she asks an actress for advice openly, she speaks well and behaves decently, and she doesn't have any words and deeds that cross the line, where did she offend him?

Zhou Le didn't have a program assistant, so he put on a microphone and was the first to walk on the red carpet and come to the camera.

He knew that the first appearance would be, the lower the coffee position, but there was nothing to say, Brother Le had his own halo everywhere, and sure enough, Huang Xiaolei, Jin Shenzhu, Song Xiaobao, Shen Cheng and others entered one after another, and they all came to Zhou Le's side.

Sometimes, when people are in a group, they unconsciously revolve around one person, whether it's chatting or playing games.

Now Zhou Le is the C position, Huang Xiaolei and Jin Shenzhu stood beside Zhou Le, feeling a sense of security, Song Xiaobao Shen Cheng stood on both sides and began to talk funny, Zhou Le was able to catch it every time, and handed it back clearly, so that the two of them could shine in front of the camera with humor, and everyone felt comfortable.

When Hailu entered, she subconsciously stood on the edge, after all, her boyfriend was still angry, and she didn't dare to get close to Zhou Le.

Yu Xiaotong stood on the other side.

Finally, actor Zhang Hanyu appeared on the stage, wearing a handsome black shirt and sunglasses.

Huang Xiaolei said enthusiastically: "Brother Yu! They lied to me that I was going to walk the red carpet, and I was dressed like this, and it turned out to be in the mountains. ”

Zhang Hanyu obviously didn't get her point, and didn't know how to pick it up: "Oops, this, I ......"

Zhou Le took the opportunity to hand over: "Didn't you see that Brother Yu was also deceived?" Dressed in cool red carpet outfit, I thought I could pretend to be a big force. ”

Zhang Hanyu was able to answer: "Yes, I am also a victim!" The program group is not a thing, look at this again, Shen Cheng, you are like getting married today, what do you think? ”

He is a movie star, not a variety show, and he is not very good at program effects.

Shen Cheng didn't know how to answer this sentence.

Zhou Le: "Late marriage and late childbearing, in response to the call of the country." ”

Shen Cheng immediately became anxious: "You are only old, your brother Cheng is young now, right?" ”

Huang Xiaolei: "Gnea~"

Shen Cheng's face trembled with a smile, and he was thinking about it.

Zhou Le first made a respect: "Yo~ Sister got married when she was pregnant, the two of you are old procrastination, right?" ”

Shen Cheng, who wears a white suit with a rose on his chest, and Huang Xiaolei, who wears a high-heeled evening dress, really has the meaning of a bride and groom.

Huang Xiaolei beat Zhou Le again.

Everyone else burst into laughter, and Shen Chente was happy: "That's right! We belong to yes, get on the bus first and then buy a ticket, the main thing is that she is too active, I can't refuse, just like someone can't refuse Goddess Fan. ”

Then he was also beaten, and he was even happier: "Praise you, praise you for being as beautiful as Fan Shuangshuang, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, don't make trouble." ”

Zhou Le: "So, what does your ex-boyfriend want to say?" ”

Song Xiaobao immediately caught it: "Losing color, what are you proud of?" The child in the womb doesn't know who it is! ”

So, he was also beaten by Huang Xiaolei.

Jin Shenzhu, who was silently watching, gradually understood the content of their conversation under the simple translation of the assistant, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the idol brother.

No wonder he sits firmly on the throne of Chinese superstar at such a young age.

This variety show sense and ability to control the scene are quite powerful, he can always make people laugh with a casual sentence, and he can also leave room for other guests to answer and perform, one person drives the operation of the whole show, to paraphrase this sentence, it is Si Guoyi.

He is a god-like man!

I must learn Chinese well, work hard to integrate into it, and learn to worship!

Hailu covered her face and squatted on the ground with a smile, who can bear this?

Yu Xiaotong on the other side smiled awkwardly, he was angry that his girlfriend was shameless, but he didn't dare to openly throw his face, and he didn't dare to offend Zhang Liguo.

Behind the camera, Zhang Liguo suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

He felt that he was still a little taken for granted, and that the show, at least from the beginning, was a bit dangerous.

Shen Cheng and Song Xiaobao are both funny artists, they need someone to cooperate with them, and they are responsible for handing over the words and feeding the stalks, although Huang Xiaolei is the host, she has a big personality and is not the master who controls the overall situation, Zhang Hanyu is not to mention that they are all actors.

The show lacks a leader, a person who oversees the overall situation and does not steal the show.

Fortunately, Zhou Le was invited, he was very keen to capture the missing part of the show, and then made up for it himself, without being reminded.

Zhou Le is thigh!

I saw that Zhou Le didn't say much here, he didn't occupy the camera, but he brought several artists to life, and the atmosphere was extremely joyful.

Zhou Le said again: "This Smecta, which side of the family are you?" ”

Jin Shenzhu's foot-skimming Chinese already has a bit of a taste of Xichuan dialect: "I'm a stick, no, a pillar, I'm here to ......"

Zhou Le: "Come to perform?" That's a floor action. ”

So, the stick came to a miserable scream on the carpet full of rubble, and he kept moving on the floor, laughing to death, and finally Zhou Le danced with him for a while, and he became a screaming chicken, it really hurts.

Hailu squatted on the ground and couldn't stand up laughing, and said in his heart that Zhou Le was really amazing, seeing that everyone was still a little scattered at the beginning because of strangeness, and they couldn't talk together, but he single-handedly broke the effect of the whole show.

I admire it so much!

This kind of person is born to mix variety shows, unlike some people, who are still playing with children's tempers there.

Yu Xiaotong stared at his girlfriend coldly, always feeling that his girlfriend wanted to be happy with Zhou Le's bed.

She's never laughed so much in front of me!

In fact, Hailu, who is ten years older than Yu Xiaotong, is already very considerate and gentle, taking care of him like a mother, but he always feels that it is natural for granted.

"Lulu! Pull me up! ”

After the dance, Jin Shenzhu turned over and got up and grinned his teeth, and Zhou Le cued again to Hailu, who had not yet shown the camera, and really helped her appear.

Hai Lu helped Zhou Le up in distress and patted off the dust behind him: "The ground is full of gravel, which hurts more than a fingerboard, what are you doing dancing with him?" ”

Zhou Le: "You can't make people think that we are bullying international friends." ”

Haylou said, "Then what floor action do you make the pillar jump?" People don't hurt, don't they? ”

Zhou Le: "We can't make people think that we don't bully international friends!" ”

Where can Haylou hold back: "Puff ......"

You have a reason!

Except for Yu Xiaotong, everyone was outstanding, the executive director of the program team looked at Zhang Liguo, Director Zhang nodded with satisfaction, and he began the next process of cue:

"Hello everyone! Everyone came here early this morning to shoot, I wonder how everyone rested last night? ”

Everyone: "It's not very good~"

So the scene cuts back to last night's selection of steaks and signing the contract.

The barrage exploded directly:

"Hahahaha...... The forced king really lives up to his name! ”

"Huang Xiaolei is so irritable!"

"I kind of like her character."

"Cue to Fan Shuangshuang again!"

"Sister Shuang, why are you so confused......"

"Zhou Le is so sassy!"

"God's Cool ......"

"How do you feel that Zhou Le is so selfless?"

"He's been quietly serving as the core of this show."

"Give Shen Cheng, Huang Xiaolei and Song Xiaobao a lot of funny words and opportunities!"

"He's only twenty years old, and I'm crying to death!"

"Zhou Le was really born for variety shows......"

"He even took care of the stick, hahaha, Zhuzi, this name makes me laugh."

"What's going on with that guy surnamed Yu?"

"This show is chasing!"

"If there is no Yu Xiaotong, it will be perfect!"

"Brother Le killed this idiot......"

"Wait and see!"

"Heaven is a good reincarnation, force the king to bypass whom!"

In the feature film, the picture cuts back again, the show scene is in a big mountain, which is indeed remote enough, and the mountain is steep and desolate.

The guests at the scene have not yet realized what they are about to face.

The executive director said: "Our show is a reality show that travels through time and space, 100% purity, and now I announce that the first time you experience time travel is ......"

The guests looked at the director team one after another, what could it be? It's not just a variety show.

Executive Director: "Prehistoric times! ”

There was no reaction from the guests.

Zhou Le muttered: "So ruthless? The contract signed last night said that modern items are not allowed, and the show completely restores the real history, and it is going back to the prehistoric era, and the uncles and aunts are ......."

Shen Cheng reacted quickly: "I have a heart attack!" Hah~"

Song Xiaobao: "I'm old and cold, otherwise Frost would have taken a fancy to me a long time ago......"

Zhou Le: "I'm brain-dead~"

The others haven't reacted yet, they are all stunned, this couple has already hugged each other and pretended to cry, full of variety show.

Song Xiaobao: "Frost come and save me~"

Shen Cheng: "Fat girl, help, your husband is almost gone~"

Zhou Le cried: "With them, I'm really handsome!" The program team understands the ...... of comparison"

Those two ran away in an instant, what the hell.

Yu Xiaotong, Zhang Hanyu, and Hai Lu were all stunned, how do variety shows play? It's too pompous, isn't it?

Can variety shows not be exaggerated?

Later, when it was broadcast, it was very effective, especially Zhou Le's sentence that I was brain-dead, which was made into a moving picture emoji by sand sculpture netizens, and I played stalks every day.

Jin Shenzhu hates that he can't get Chinese level 10 right away, but he knows variety shows, but he can't get in, and the language barrier is too big.

Huang Xiaolei tilted her head, why didn't you take me with you during the whole work? Are you embarrassed to hug me just because I'm too revealing? I don't mind!

So she rushed up and pounced.

The three of them quickly dodged, and they didn't have a heart attack, but they were full of energy, and said to the director team: "Be careful of the hidden weapon, eh, please tell the rules of the game." ”

On the lawn behind, Huang Xiaolei screamed: "Ah~"

The chest is too hard to stone.

The show continued, the executive director of the animal was really cue the process for the sake of the cue process, and he didn't care about the poor stone doors that Huang Xiaolei had hit, she could only rub them to appease, and then continued to record the show.

Then the list of groups was announced, and the theme of this issue was - Stone Age.

But it is divided into two groups, Neolithic and Paleolithic.

Zhou Le, Zhang Hanyu, Shen Cheng, and Huang Xiaolei all belong to the Paleolithic Age, just because they chose the fully cooked steak last night, which has no meaning, it's just a group game.

Song Xiaobao, Hai Lu, Jin Shenzhu and Yu Xiaotong belong to the Neolithic group.

Although she and her girlfriend got their wish, Yu Xiaotong was still unwilling, and always felt that her girlfriend had betrayed her, at least she had a sign of betrayal.

Next, you have to hand in all the modern items you bring with you, and you are not allowed to wear earrings.

When it was Zhou Le's turn, he only took out an egg from his pocket: "I don't have anything but eggs left over from breakfast, this is not a modern item, right?" ”

Shen Cheng: "The eggs laid by modern chickens must be modern items and cannot be ......"

Zhou Le peeled off the egg and stuffed it into his mouth.

Shen Cheng was dumbfounded.

Huang Xiaolei's expression was very serious: "You guy doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth, raise your hand, I want to search my body." ”

Song Xiaobao: "Your little abacus is so good that Fan Shuangshuang can hear it in Hengdian." ”

Huang Xiaolei touched Zhou Le directly, with a look of surprise, this broad back, this strong thighs, this thick pectoral muscles: "What is on the chest?" Hard, I suspect you're carrying items. ”

Zhou Le was choking on eggs, unable to speak at all, and was torn open by Huang Xiaolei.

Doing something?

"Oh! It's pectoral muscles! What's next? It's hard too, wow! It's abs, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...... I understand Fan Shuangshuang's happiness. ”

These sisters look greedy, half of them are acting, half of them are real.

Shen Cheng lined up behind her: "Are you really not afraid that I will search you?" I'm telling you, I'll search for you later! ”

Then it was Huang Xiaolei's turn to hand over things, and everyone didn't care about what she handed over, only how Shen Cheng searched her body.

Shen Cheng began to aim with both hands: "Where to search first?" Do you want to search for pectoral muscles first? ”

Huang Xiaolei's chest straightened: "Come on!" ”

Shen Cheng pulled up the hem of her skirt: "The inside of the skirt must be searched...... I'll go in and search for it, and don't be seen. ”

Zhou Le: "Maybe, there is already a person hidden inside?" ”

Huang Xiaolei beat Zhou Le again: "You are insane! ”

After handing over the belongings, I began to change clothes in the open air.

The program team surrounded two fences on the side of the road in the field, and drove the artists in to undress on the spot, and a bunch of cameramen next to them were shooting.

Zhou Le felt very tear-resistant.

I like this kind of sloppy program group, because variety shows are deliberately embarrassing and sloppy to produce miracles.

After the two female artists went in, they didn't dare to change it at all, this fence was the same as nothing.

Everyone else is changing clothes, and Yu Xiaotong shows off his height advantage: "I can see the past clearly at this height, hahahaha......"

Zhou Le floated in front of him in boxers, and the muscles of his strong body made Yu Xiaotong ashamed of himself, and then glanced at Zhou Le's bulging boxers, Yu Xiaotong was even more self-harmed, and his smile disappeared in an instant.

The two female artists on the opposite side were lying on the fence looking at Zhou Le, their eyes widened.

Women are all the same, most of them hate that kind of wheat-colored skin and overly powerful muscular men, but they like it with a nice head.

Huang Xiaolei: "Zhou Le, come here, my sister has something very important to look for you." ”

Zhou Legang got the animal skin clothes given by the program team, and walked over the fence: "What's wrong, sister?" ”

Huang Xiaolei held her face: "It's nothing, sister just take a look." ”

On the side, Hailu covered her blushing face, peeked through her fingers, and sighed in her heart, this body is really beautiful, full of strength and beauty.

After the show was broadcast, the barrage was high:

"Thank you, Sister Xiaolei!"

"Wow ......"

"I also understand Fan Shuangshuang's happiness."

"Screenshot screenshot!"

"These few shots are enough for me to laugh at myself for a year."

"Something is wrong upstairs?"

"It's not right to look at Zhou Le's fruit body."

"Zhou Le's boxers tsk~"

"I'll go!"

"Sisters, who understands? I'm going to die! ”

"Let's see the show here first, I'll go study for a while, learning makes me happy."

"Huh~"

In fact, it is normal, just like a man will be excited when he sees a beautiful woman showing off his body, and a woman will be ecstatic when she sees a handsome man's body and start to be lustful.

Haylou didn't look at it, she was covering her face, she had actually made up a lot of pictures in her head, if I sat on it...... How happy that is!

Next door, Yu Xiaotong looked at his girlfriend with a dark face.

Zhou Le has nothing to say, just look at it, he also deliberately turned around in front of the two female artists before he started to get dressed, even if he didn't have boxers, he was not afraid, he would only be more proud.

In the past, when Zhou Le was taking a bath in the high school bathhouse, there were girls who peeked over the wall and were punished by the school.

The program team also gave Zhou Le several shots, and this broadcast was definitely on the hot search.

After a while, everyone changed into the clothes prepared by the program team, the Neolithic group is animal skin and coarse cloth clothes, and the Paleolithic group is pure animal skin, although it is not real leather, but it is also very uncomfortable to wear on the body on a hot day.

Then Yu Xiaotong became happy again: "Their paleolithic ones don't have shoes, hahaha......"

Song Xiaobao also laughed: "Hahaha! You're miserable too! Zhou Le, where are you gaha? ”

saw that after Zhou Le changed his clothes early, he sat in the grass and lowered his head to tinker with something, and he didn't speak.

Zhou Le raised the things in his hand: "Try weaving straw sandals." ”

Yu Xiaotong stopped laughing, this guy grabbed the camera again.

Song Xiaobao leaned over to help.

Huang Xiaolei is protesting with the program team: "Can you do it without shoes?" The road is full of stones......"

I heard Zhou Le ask, "Sister Lei, how big are your feet?" ”

Huang Xiaolei was stunned.

After the artists changed their clothes, they had to touch up their makeup and put on the microphone again, which took a lot of time.

Taking advantage of his kung fu, Zhou Le made a pair of very rough straw sandals, squatted on the ground and put them on Huang Xiaolei, it turned out that he did not make them for himself, but for the only female artist in the group.

Zhou Le doesn't need it, he has been running around barefoot since he was a child.

Huang Xiaolei was moved: "Xiaole, you are so good, my sister will never beat you again in the future." ”

Zhou Le got up and rubbed his eyes: "Sister, your feet smell very heavy, and my eyes hurt from the smoke." ”

Huang Xiaolei burst out on the spot and beat Zhou Le dozens of punches.

In the feature film, Huang Xiaolei's vow just now is repeatedly played: "Sister will never beat you again, never beat you again, no more beating you...... Hit you! ”

Hailu on the side looked at Zhou Le and sighed secretly, which woman like Zhou Le is not rare? Even if you make a small one for him, you're happy.

Looking at Yu Xiaotong again, he sighed even more, the little man's weapon is not big and the amount is not big, and he is too tired to coax him.

Later, the two groups separated.

Zhou Le and the others from the paleolithic group began to march barefoot, and Shen Chengjiao kept shouting along the way, and it hurt.

"Ahh

Halfway through, Shen Cheng suddenly hid behind Huang Xiaolei, looking delicate and scared.

It turned out that there was a snake on the road.

Zhou Le was suddenly ecstatic, and pounced on it with a snort, startling Zhang Hanyu!

(End of chapter)